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Here's Xtina and her flex paid piece Matt Rutler struttin' their asses through the airport in Tokyo (insert your "Xtina is Big in Japan" comments here) before the Japanese premiere of Burlesque tonight. This must be Matt's "personal reason" for quitting on one of his band's gigs last night. Hmmm. Getting a few drink tickets for performing with his band at a casino in Rhode Island, or licking premium sake off of Xtina's nipples in a penthouse suite in Tokyo? As a firm believer that you should follow everything you read in the Gold Digger's Handbook, I'll say that Matt made the right choice.
You know, Matt might sort of look like Bat Boy after getting an Extreme Makeover to look more Josh Groban-ey in the face, but all I see is the second coming of KFed shortly followed by the second coming of POPOZAO. This isn't going to end well for our ear holes.
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You know he is telling her...'Guuuuuurl, these airport gates are so far apart!'
She went for the pretty boy. Live and learn Christina.
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This fat dumb cunt really needs to stop wearing leggings please.
Everyone else did. In 2006.
Why is it that all of Hollywood has to wear hair extensions? What is wrong with their natural hair that it can't grow and be healthy? Go to you nearest high school/college campus/anywhere lots of chicks wear their hair really long, and you can see it is possible to have long healthy hair naturally. But then you get Paris, Jessica, Xtina, Stankney, and the rest of them with the nasty weaves. What's up with that?
He has a bit of the ghey face, no?
I'm wondering if she's flaunting this guy because of the rumors that she was a lesbian/bi and Jordan couldn't take it anymore. although she doesn't strike me as someone that would care though
I would put my penis in her vagina.
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
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"I would do things that suck... for your love..."
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Christina always struck me as a spoiled brat--everything is about her. It seems that now she's not only over Jordan, she also over her son. In the past she wasnalwys dragging him with her everywhere with her, now he's nowhere to be found. I hope Jordan gets custody. Christina my have gotten bored with him, but he always seemed like a stabilizIng person.
And I guess Christina feels people aren't taking her side, cause she's blaming to people about how sad she is to be divorcing, blah, blah. She seems pretty happy to me.
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Doesn't Christina remember life before Jordan? All the users?? This definitely feels like a user. Hope she has fun in the moment. Once again I knew it wouldn't be Jordan who was the one cheating. Are people going to go all LeAnn Rimes on Chrisina?? Probably not tho it's the same situation.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 4:06pm.
If this chick cut and colored her hair a different way, she would look alot better. She would look great with a brown/red hue. NOTHING too dark or too light. No harshness. Instead of bringing leggings back, she should wear a pair of Levi's. Bring those back. I want to help her.
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Isn't she a natural strawberry blond/red head? I think I remember that from her Mickey Mouse years. God, she turns 30 this month and is already down hill. I still say she looks preggers.
Will these women ever grow the f*** up? Flaunting your new piece shortly after your previous relationship - which brought forth a kid - is on the rocks. How about doing some critical self-analysis or soul-searching first? If you gonna hurt people, then you should at least learn something in the process. Getting guys to sleep with you is not that hard, honey, keeping them happy is far more challenging.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by ambism on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:39pm.
Are people serious about Xtina having "nicely shaped legs"? Bitch has the worst legs in the industry. You want to look at nice, shapely legs...? Check out Raquel Welch, Brigitte Bardot, or Sophia Loren fifty years back. Not this bitch.
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Couldn't agree more. She looks like she had a bad case of rickets she never quite got over.
Fat. What a porker. 1st class must have gone through all the food.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:19pm.
Where the fuck is her son?
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Not even his left hand is safe from her makeup. nothing says "I <3 YA" like eyeliner scum.
Submitted by agirl on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 3:32pm.
Well he's much better looking than her husband, who is, as we know, ugly in the facial area.
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My mom used to tell me that when you peak at 16, it's all downhill, and girls like Christina and Britney and Jessica S would be fat and washed up by the time they were 30. Dang, she was right.
Are people serious about Xtina having "nicely shaped legs"? Bitch has the worst legs in the industry. You want to look at nice, shapely legs...? Check out Raquel Welch, Brigitte Bardot, or Sophia Loren fifty years back. Not this bitch.
Where the fuck is her son?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 7:06pm.
For fuck's sake, treat them like you would other hosiery and keep your labia and fat ass covered.
hahaha.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
I really hate it when people treat leggings like pants. For fuck's sake, treat them like you would other hosiery and keep your labia and fat ass covered by either wearing a long tunic top or a dress of some sort over them. They were never meant to be pants.
Submitted by Datura on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 6:14pm.
I understand it can be hard to dress if you've suddenly put on some weight and you're not used to dressing that body
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I've had my chubbier body for a couple of years and I STILL can't figure out how to dress it. I hate it! :/
She has really nice shapely legs. It's the girl behind her who should not be wearing leggings...
I understand it can be hard to dress if you've suddenly put on some weight and you're not used to dressing that body (going through a bit of that myself lately), but she looks fucking terrible in that outfit. She couldn't have possibly thought that those leggings looked flattering.
Looks like Kelly Osbourne's voodoo spell has worked.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 5:55pm.
Thing is, Christina's album "Bionic" has some great tunes on it....but the single she chose and the way she delivered it made the album flop BIG TIME.
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ITA. Her ballads are my favorite, and she had some fun songs right after them (Bobblehead and Vanity are pretty hilarious). Really there are only 1 or 2 songs I might skip (as well as the "intros"). It wasn't her best album but I still enjoyed it.
It's very disrespectful to her future ex husband Batboy to be parading this KFed around. Act like a woman dumbass and do that shit in private. You have a kid FFS.
boomsy, I thought the exact same thing. Something is different about her face. Her nose- it spread when she was pregnant, and i think she may have tried to "fix" that. She looks horrible lately, I used to think she was kinda pretty.
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Thing is, Christina's album "Bionic" has some great tunes on it....but the single she chose and the way she delivered it made the album flop BIG TIME.
I heard the same thing happened when she released "Stripped" and she made "Dirrrty" the single but right away, "Beautiful" was released as an "emergency" single, so to speak.
I get the feeling she married Batboy and popped out a baby so she can have the "normal" family that she didn't have but it wasn't as glamorous as she thought it'd be (responsibility wise) so she bailed. She needs to put on her big girl panties and woman the fuck up and stop acting like a clown (and wearing makeup like one).
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
IMO, the thickness on xtina's legs looks fine. It's the fact that she's bowlegged that makes them look bad, whether they are thick or thin.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 3:52pm.
Those leggings that Xtina and her friend are both wearing are just so gross. Lohan being the other one who's always wearing that nasty clothing item.
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I'd say leggings are ONLY acceptable if you're at the gym, though I hate them so much I refuse to wear them even there!
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I had a guy once that suggested that I wear them because I'd look great in them. I just rolled my eyes. It's a trend that needs to DIE.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
mhm, to me it's not her or her assistants legs, but the trousers D: pure white trash, britney is missing in these pics.
she's not fat at all and her legs actually look better w/ meat on them, some of yall have weird standards when it comes to weight.
Damn! When did Xtina grow Shitney's tree trunk legs?
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Whatever happened to getting divorced BEFORE getting a boyfriend? Rebound!!!
Oh, hush up all you butt munchers and lower lip lickers. Don't you all remember Xtina from her teenage years when she was all skinny trying to throw her hips and ass around like she had some meat back there?
She would talk about being more round, or wanting to be that way. Well, now she is and she don't mind it at all. She'll even out eventually though and blame the weight gain on her divorce.
I don't mind them juicy thighs at all cuz a juicy butt always follows, ahem.
Wow her face is huge. I can understand her thighs ballooning up (when I gain weight that's where mine goes) but it takes a special kind of fatty to have your face blow up that much in 2, 3 weeks.
Damn Xtina you in chunky danja, gurrrrl!
[Oh well, I'm a fat ass too. Happens to the best of us LOL]
I still love her makeup, no matter how clownish it is. Her music sucks anymore though.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 3:52pm.
Those leggings that Xtina and her friend are both wearing are just so gross. Lohan being the other one who's always wearing that nasty clothing item.
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I'd say leggings are ONLY acceptable if you're at the gym, though I hate them so much I refuse to wear them even there!
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This wont end well. She looks like shit lately and couldnt even wait a month between her ex and this little boy. She's almost 30 and acting so stupid, no excuse for her anymore. Where's her child?
I thought that was Frankie Muniz for one second. Those leggings do nothing for Xtina. Actually the whole outfit is pretty bad.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 2:36pm.
I don't get women who can't be alone for five minutes.
For real (though it can happen with guys just as easily).
Oh dear. She obviously has a type.
Anyhoo, Xtina is what, 3 feet tall? If she gains ONE damn pound she will look like a whale. That said, I don't think she looks fat at all, just plain UGLY. Can't dress to save her life, ratty extensions, tranny makeup... you know, typical Xtina.
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Why oh WHY does Xtina ALWAYS look like a 2-dollar trick on a 5-dollar alley?!
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Meanwhile - is she setting aside enough $$$$ for her kid's therapy in his teenage years when he will be Lohanning his way through rehab with abandonment issues?
An she brought Sammi wit'er! And Vinny finely grew out his hair yo!
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Haha like everybody said, lose the leggings! lol After seeing that pictures, I will, myself, never wear leggings ever again... not that I wore some but whatever, it's uggly!
POPOZAO oh God I had forgotten that song!!!! I'm definitly LOL now!
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Ha!~ She looks like a beached Snooki.
(ok, i was gonna say : bleached out but I'm keeping it)
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If this chick cut and colored her hair a different way, she would look alot better. She would look great with a brown/red hue. NOTHING too dark or too light. No harshness. Instead of bringing leggings back, she should wear a pair of Levi's. Bring those back. I want to help her.
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Elephantitis of the thighs