Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This actress who is out of town promoting a film about to be released that she has a small part in, has already battled substance abuse and now is about to tackle a new challenge: motherhood. The troubled star hooked up with a random guy at a bar before leaving to promote the film and is now pregnant. She will probably say when the news comes out that the baby belongs to her boyfriend. It doesn’t and couldn’t since the two haven’t slept together in six months. (BuzzFoto)
WINO FOREVER? She was accused of messing with pills during the klepto phase of her life and she's in Black Swan. If it is her ass, she better name her baby Heather Chandler.
An American actor – who has been through multiple TV series and multiple marriages – booked a massage at an upscale hotel at a sunny resort location. When the masseuse arrived at his room, the actor drew the curtains, asked the masseuse to start on his feet, and phoned his movie actress wife. After a few minutes of telling his wife how much he loved and missed her, he opened his robe, and motioned for the masseuse to look at his very erect penis. He put his hand over the mouthpiece and asked for a blowjob. When the horrified worker said “No”, the annoyed actor replied, “I’ve never had anyone refuse me before!” The worker said “Well, now you have” and fled the room. The actor and his wife were divorced soon after, and they have both since remarried. (Blind Gossip)
Oh shit, I don't know. Can we pretend that Mel Gibson has been through several TV shows and has been married to a movie star before, because I'm pretty sure he demands a beej from everyone he comes in contact with in hopes that maybe one day he'll find a trick who is down. A glum cunt can dream!
This idiot star of this almost network's few hit shows decided that he wanted to liven up a recent cast party. He spiked the punch they were using in a beer bong with roofies. Yeah. Fortunately he told everyone after only one person had done a bong and that person was fine. Nothing happened to our actor because he is the lead male on the show. (CDAN)
I'm guessing that an "almost network" is a basic cable network that shows original programming. I think. If we're following that definition, I'll guess this is Jeffrey Donovan who is currently on USA Network's Burn Notice and has been in Touching Evil and Monk. That's all I got. And now I'm going to go and invite Jeffrey to my next family reunion.
On that same almost network from above, there is an even more popular show. They had a female in a recurring role who is a B- list actress known for movies and television. She tried to have a production assistant fired because he came in her trailer without removing his shoes. (CDAN)
The "almost network" is USA? The show is Monk? And the guest star is Virginia Madsen? She's just serious about her Feng Shui is all!
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Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:43pm.
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Ah yes, you're right!...I forgot Goldblum was on L&O..hmm, maybe it is him.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:56am.
Not sure about the second one..it says "multiple TV series"..I don't think Goldblum really fits that category, does he? (I admit, I don't watch a lot of TV) and it doesn't mention movies, which he's more known for. Also it says they've since remarried. He's not married now, he's smirking publicly with Lydia Hearst. But I do agree with you on one thing: I can see him doing it, too. Almost makes me ponder a career change.
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Jeff Goldblum did "Raines" in 2007 where he was the star and it only showed about five episodes before being canceled. He just left "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" after two seasons. The only problem is he has been engaged (many times) since Geena Davis, but not remarried. I still will go with him though, because it sounds so much like something he would do.
I feel sorry for Winona Ryder, Yea, the shoplifting was embarrassing, and the forging of the doctors scrip pads for pain killers wasn't the most noteworthy ( no pun intended ) thing she has done, but being reduced to minor parts and screwing some joe without protection at the bar is depressing.
I don't know who the creep was that called the wife, but I am guessing a whole crop of actors could fit that bill.
I love Winona Rider. I don't think it is her for some reason.
I agree that CDAN almost always seems like made up shit.
If you haven't had sex with your boyfriend in six months, I'd say he isn't your boyfriend anymore, (unless one of you is incarcerated).
Now if you're married it's another story...:(
And curse you, Lutrelle, for giving the mental image of Shatner with a boner!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
How did they know it was very erect, what if it was semi?
I'm going to say Wilmer Valderrama for #2. I think he spiked the punch at the "Handy Mandy" party and tried to scam on all the underage voice actresses.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 2:48am.
Number 1 sounds like Wino Forever. I went to acting school with Wanna Ride Her and she is 39, so I can see her keeping this accident. She only has so many more chances at motherhood. I also can see this being Minnie Driver, because no one knows who the father of her kid is either.
Number 2 is Jeff Goldblum for the win! He was married to Geena Davis and has done movies as well as a failed TV shows. I can totally see him doing this.
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Not sure about the second one..it says "multiple TV series"..I don't think Goldblum really fits that category, does he? (I admit, I don't watch a lot of TV) and it doesn't mention movies, which he's more known for. Also it says they've since remarried. He's not married now, he's smirking publicly with Lydia Hearst. But I do agree with you on one thing: I can see him doing it, too. Almost makes me ponder a career change.
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I don't know what to make of this. I like Winona to a certain extent, but she's one of those persons I could never imagine as a mother, much less a good one. Then again, a nanny will probably raise the kid.
It could put her name out there more too, perhaps even cementing her comeback. Maybe it would also help her finally square away her problems too, so who am I to judge?
Oh and ditto on not believing anything out of CDAN. If that dude is a lawyer, why can't he even afford a better blogging service to host his shitty blind items? They're all a product of his imagination and the sucka can't even write worth a shit. No way in hell is he a lawyer, not that lawyers are extraordinary at anything, but they do tend to write 10 times better than the convoluted posts "Enty" puts up there.
And it's true, he doesn't seem to ever leave hints that he knows law and how it is applied. If the fatso had indeed gone to law school, I bet he'd be dropping legal lingo on us every other post, because Hollywood types are always getting themselves in judicial trouble.
I think the "almost network" is the CW? The USA Network is a cable channel.
I don't watch anything on the CW, so I have no guesses for those blind items.
Number 1 sounds like Wino Forever. I went to acting school with Wanna Ride Her and she is 39, so I can see her keeping this accident. She only has so many more chances at motherhood. I also can see this being Minnie Driver, because no one knows who the father of her kid is either.
Number 2 is Jeff Goldblum for the win! He was married to Geena Davis and has done movies as well as a failed TV shows. I can totally see him doing this.
Submitted by Datura on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 12:30am.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 10:53pm.
Anyone else think CDAN is a complete joke? I can't believe how earnest and gullible people are on that site.
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I tend to think all of his juicy blinds are lies. The only ones exposed are boring items that shouldn't have been blind items in the first place. I also highly doubt Enty's a lawyer. His grammar is far too awful to indicate much higher education, and he never shows any sign that he's versed in law.
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I totally agree! Also, if you are an entertainment lawyer, how do you have that much time to post on a website? I also think he/she has different posters. Lately, there have been a ton of weird typos in his/her blog. All of his/her blinds are pretty made-up anyway.
Tara Reid is currently shooting "The Fields". "Substance abuse", "troubled" and "random guy" totally spell her name.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Winona Horowitz has/had sense enough to terminate the/any pregancy--and the hundreds of uncomfortable/awkward cell articulation situations that happened before this.
The washed-up irony of her role/second in this picture alone is worth the wait.
Even so, everyone is talking about Barbara Hershey as the White Oprah of the Oscars.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 10:53pm.
Anyone else think CDAN is a complete joke? I can't believe how earnest and gullible people are on that site.
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I tend to think all of his juicy blinds are lies. The only ones exposed are boring items that shouldn't have been blind items in the first place. I also highly doubt Enty's a lawyer. His grammar is far too awful to indicate much higher education, and he never shows any sign that he's versed in law.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 11:37pm.
#2 SHATNER
He's proudly Canuckian. And can't get it up no mo.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
#2 SHATNER
I thought Kelsey Grammer for number 2 but, as far as I know, he hasn't remarried and he didn't have a movie star wife, I don't think. I have no idea who any of these could be.
Anyone else think CDAN is a complete joke? I can't believe how earnest and gullible people are on that site.
The actor in #2 just screamed Kelsey Grammer to me. He's been on Cheers, Frasier, Back to You and Hank (the last two only on for a blink of an eye) and recently divorced from Camille aka Lady Gold Digger (just want you to know, ni**a!)
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:54pm.
It sucks when a guy comes in your trailer and doesn't even take his shoes off.
hahaha. I'm fairly certain that "trailer" is youth-oriented slang.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
It is not Winona.
#1. Even if it isn't true, bitch better name her future baby Heather Chandler.
What is an "almost network."? A pox on you & your shitty writing, CDAN.
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I don't blame #4. It sucks when a guy comes in your trailer and doesn't even take his shoes off. I hope this one at least took off his underwear when he came!
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
I agree with the Eva Mendes guess for number 1.
I thought of Bruce Willis for number 2 but he's not known for multiple TV series, and his divorce with Demi is old news... I dunno.
I so wish they would give answers to these more often. If they are real, anyway.
"Can't wait for Black Swan!!! She is said to really bring the crazy."
Wish it wasn't a limited release deal for now. Looks like I will have to wait, damn.
Oh, and word on the street is that the Four Seasons in Boston paid out $2M for a sexual harassment suit brought on by a hedgehog. How uncivil.
Didn't The Swan promotional tour just kick off a few weeks ago? What a load of shit.
If the second one is Don Johnson, his marriage to Griffith ended 14 years ago. How is that gossip today? "Hollywood lore" or "past indiscretion" or something would be more accurate.
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
The almost network is Fox. Glee is the show.
Number one is good ole Eva Mendes. She was in some small movie called "Last Night" that premiered at the Rome Film Festival AND she was there promoting and for opening night. It hasn't been released in the US yet. This was in late October/early November. Plenty of time to find out she's preggers.
A. Whoopi Goldberg (did you see that coat she's wearing in Friday's post?) She's hiding a baby bump for sure.
B. Mickey Rooney (I'd hit it)
C. That Monk guy (I'd hit it, but just the tip)
D. Who cares.
My pre-holiday liquid lunch is burning my esophagus. Nite all.
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Whatever her past demons, Winona can do no wrong. She was Veronica Sawyer!______________________________________________
"When I watch you eat...When I see you sleep...When I look at you lately, I just wanna smash your face in!" --Barbara Rose, THE WAR OF THE ROSES
Who is Don Johnson married to now?
For #2 I would like to guess David Hasselhoff or William Shatner but neither one had a movie star wife.
@howdareyou:
I was thinking Denise remarried, but I guess not.
Everyone's saying #2 is Don Johnson.
I have a lot of nostalgia for Winona. I still root for her a bit each time she has a new movie out.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
#1 rings classic Winona, except we all know our girl Noni won't be needing to tell the public shit about shit after she gets the big A - probably her third or fourth by now. Winona Forever indeed. A crazier, more beautiful musician-fucking Jewish starlet there never was. Can't wait for Black Swan!!! She is said to really bring the crazy.
For #4, isn't Denise Richards on some dumb show on G4 or SpikeTV or something? That sounds exactly like something she would do. Uptight cunt.
If you haven't slept with someone in 6 months, are you really still boyfriend and girlfriend? I can see married, since that's a legal status.
@julianna, who is the movie star wife who has remarried?
ETA - scratch the movie star wife; it just says wife. But still, I don't think Denise Richards has remarried, and I don't think the divorce from Brooke whatsername is final yet?
Jeffrey Donovan is butt fugly, Gabrielle Anwar is so ugly she makes him look like a hottie, the show sucks ass, and none of them can act worth a fart.
Other than that, Burn Notice is fine.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Isn't the second one Charlie Sheen?
Masseuse: "Señor, I am NOT a 'oookere!"
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
they're all Josh Duhamel
that douchebag