The Twin Messiahs Bless NYC With Their Presence
If you were in Manhattan last night and felt like the cold December air was making the sign of the cross on your face, you now know why. St. Angie and almost Billy Goat Brad cleansed the city by bringing out the toddler deities Knox and Vivienne. No need to go to confession today since all sins have been rebuked from your being! Your soul palate is refreshed and ready for more sinning!
St. Angie and Brad took the chosen ones to Lee's Art Shop last night so that Vivi could store supplies in her cheeks for the winter. You better order your tickets to get into the Louvre now, because in six months time Knox and Vivienne will unveil their artistic masterpiece which will turn the Mona Lisa's smirk into a straight-up FROWN! Sorry, Monie, Knox and Vivi's work of art will be the new star attraction!
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can someone please let the crazy fucker who shot john lennon loose. here's ugly ass angie and her down syndrome kids. do they have to tape their mouths to keep their huge ass lips closed
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 12:43am.
Pax? Maddox? Zahara? Wow - I can't wait until you can write at the 9th grade level! Nice try, though :-)
I ASKED if some of u guys are jenhens in disguise because some of you clinge onto anything and try so fucking hard to put Brangelina down,now that nothing is left u bitches slam the kids,Im just shocked as to how obsessed some of u are with putting them down(like really wtf).fucking hell they wear glasses cuz of the paparrazzi plus the twins havent been out so much because they are younger then the other ones.The reason why I suspect some of u are Aniston fans is because of the blantant manipulation and hard trying to find something wrong with the Jolie-Pitt family.Those 2 dont even have publicists because they dont need it I find it ridiculous how some of u call them famewhores when they clearly arent and dont need attention as the fucking world watches them regardless,plus they do so much charity work and donate millions.I hate defending celebs but what ppl say here is just so fucking lame and delusional.
Here's what she said about Shiloh in the article:
‘I don’t think it’s for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called “John” for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It’s who she is. It’s been a surprise to us and it’s really interesting, but she’s so much more than that – she’s funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie…’
LMAO!!! She loves a tie!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Someone buy all eleventeen of their kids some fucking colored clothes. Jesus.
TOUCH 'O TARD!
Where's Fax Jolie-Pitt?
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Dress your kids in some fuckin' brightly colored clothing already! To be dressed in only black, browns, gray, and occassionally olive colors has got to be depressing as hell! It is the Christmas season! A little bit a bright red never killed anybody! You once wore it yourself Angie! In a little vial hanging around your neck!
They are going to have to adopt some more babies -kids are growing up and they won't have any to carry around before long.
Ang denies having had any cosmetic surgery, or anything, done to her body.
‘I haven’t had anything done and I don’t think I will. But if it makes somebody happy then that’s up to them. I’m not in somebody else’s skin to know what makes them feel better about themselves. But I don’t plan to do it myself.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-1334402/Angelina-Jolie-revea...
Really Angelina?
http://education.makemeheal.com/index.php/Jolie,_Angelina#A_Closeup_of_A...
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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No wonder they don't whore those babies out like they did Shiloh. Not cute!
Also, why the FUCK does this family only wear black and gray!!??? What a couple of asshole parents. Kids do not prefer those colors!!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
They always start dragging the kids out in public places prior to one of their movies opening.
They also KNOW that wearing sunglasses at night draws even more attention to themselves.
Hate them.
I can sense their holy presence all the way in the District of Columbia. I was sensing that I was feeling a little more...blessed lately, or something. Or maybe that's my meds acting up again. who knows!
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Who whacked Vivienne in the face with a baseball bat?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Where is John Jolie Pitt?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Oh please Brangelina would shrivel up and die if the paps didn't follow them around. You can see the LOVE the attention. THEY LOVE IT and NEVER looked annoyed but any of it. Talk about believing your own hype.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 8:59am.
Jenhens???? What the fucking fuck??? As far as I've read you are one the only person who has brought up Jennifer Anniston.
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The absolute # 1 thing a fucking Brangeloonie will call you is a Jenhen.
Jen's name or anything about Jen doesn't even have to apprear in the story, if you have something bad to say about ST. Angie the lying manipulative HEROIN ADDICTED CUNT they all come at you with the "well Jen does this..and Jen does that" bullshit.
I wish a slow skin eating POX on every loon in this world.
Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 3:33am.
"Oh dear god I get cold shivers when I read some of the comments here....,wtf are u all jenhens in disguise??As for Angelina or Brad showing the kids off, I really think that they dont give 2 shits about what anybody thinks otherwise they wouldnt let Shiloh dress up they way she does.And u jealous whores think about it, they both have tons of money fame and looks Im sure they dont exactly lack confidence and therefore they dont need to prove shit to any1.Im sure they would love it if papparazzis wouldnt follow them anymore."
Jenhens???? What the fucking fuck??? As far as I've read you are one the only person who has brought up Jennifer Anniston.
it's dark out so why do brangelina have sunglasses on? don't their babies eyes need protection? i hate these two fuckwads and how everyone fawns all over them. St. Angie Ho IS a cunt. Thanks Chelsea!
Give me a break already! An art store, really? The kids are 2 . What on earth could they possibly want in there? And where is the rest of the tribe? I guess Pitt & Jolie must be keeping up with the threads lately ... considering there was such a backlash about them not bringing the twins to Pax's bday party and now we have this. Please. So fuckin' transparent. Time to schlep the twins out to show the world that they are parents of the year who give quality time to all their children.
And dont even get me started on the black and gray ensemble that these toddlers are wearing. Who on earth dresses a 2 year old in such dreary colors? She's a NUTBAG. And he's just a follower. Sunglasses at night? Really? Get over yourselves.
Where did annoying homosexual tinymeat brad pitt get her recent facelift done?
The work was excellent.
Oh dear god I get cold shivers when I read some of the comments here.So for 1 Brangelina do not have PR Agents unlike most celebs,2nd of all everyone was saying that the twins must have the downsyndrome now when its clear that they dont some of you say that the have autism!?!?No matter what there must be something,wtf are u all jenhens in disguise??As for Angelina or Brad showing the kids off, I really think that they dont give 2 shits about what anybody thinks otherwise they wouldnt let Shiloh dress up they way she does.And u jealous whores think about it, they both have tons of money fame and looks Im sure they dont exactly lack confidence and therefore they dont need to prove shit to any1.Im sure they would love it if papparazzis wouldnt follow them anymore.
The behbeh Angelina is holding has a concave middle face. I don't think she (if this is Vivienne) is ugly, but she has some sort of deformity going on. This is probably why the twins aren't photographed as often as the other kids are.
BP & AJ have the money to fix the face. With any luck, the kid's mental capacity isn't affected.
I'm just glad that someone dressed those kids for cold weather.
I feel bad for the kids. Brangelina are so desperate to prove to the world they are normal they do it at the sake of the kids. Shame on them.
Well, this is some sadness.
It tragically figures that the Jolie girl twin who looks the most like AJ out of all of their other bio-children is the retarded one. The twin brother looks much healthier and thriving better than his twin sister.
I find no snark here. Just sad.
Sorry Sushi, auties are always pretty babies. i don't know why, but they are. And Jett was gorgeous too, except we only ever saw him in the glare of flashbulbs, which must have made him want to rip out his eyeballs. My guy would bite some paparazzi ass the first time it happened.
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Angie and Brad must have the whirlies every time they lay their heads down to sleep. Their lifestyle is insane. How can children be happy with the chaos they are put through. Not possible.
@ Jew Jew, you're right, and they always crop out the nannies in these pics as well.
Gawl, those two make some ugleh babehs! Meanwhile, those cameras flashing has got to be terrifying. Why put them through it?
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
Angie has a move--The Tourist--coming out real soon. That is why we are seeing this. The media has no problem calling out celebrities for this but will not call out these two. Neither one looks good, or happy, anymore. The minute they start to see that the Branglina brand doesn't profit anymore, these two will be done. It is all about the money.
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Angelina's in BROWN? Did she fall on her head today, or did Shiloh dress her?
Viv may not have Downs but a case of Tater Headitis.
Someone please explain Angelina's shoes to me. I don't understand.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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All Brad and Angie ever do is
Take their kids to parks
Go on shopping sprees
Have cool parties
This is of course when the nannies are out of view and the cameras are present. They are they type of parents who do the "cool" stuff w/ their kids and the nannies get to the crappy part of "raising" the kids
All they Brad & Angie seem to do w/ the kids is
taking them on
shopping trips
parks
have parties for them
This is all of course when the nannies are out of view and and cameras are ready.
At that age all the kids can do is finger paint. Why do they need to go to an art shop????????/ for what??????? at easel?????
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At least if they had to drag those unhappy-looking kids out on a freezing night for a photo op, they put coats and hats on them. Katie Holmes, I'm looking at YOU.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 4:50pm.
Down Syndrome/retarded baby jokes? How unexpected!
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Are people making jokes? I thought they were just stating that they looked that way, not making jokes.
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Ok, stop me if you've heard this one...A Downsy and a retarded baby walk into a bar with a priest and a rabbi....
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Oh my Tiger, you almost made me spit out my wine!
So what were Brangelina's bowel movements like today? Any floaters in the bunch? Oh who am I kidding, these two don't shit!!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 4:50pm.
Except most autistic babies and small children are insanely gorgeous.
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Knox is cute!
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The little girl seems like she got so much Brad in her.
Obviously they are promoting something....they brought BOTH of the twins out!
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 3:19pm.
Vivienne looks inbred. And I want to hire Knox to sweep my chimneys.
"Please sir, I want some more!"
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Morose looking little fuckers. I hope the girl grows out of that face, she's horrible looking.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 4:50pm.
Down Syndrome/retarded baby jokes? How unexpected!
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Are people making jokes? I thought they were just stating that they looked that way, not making jokes.
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Ok, stop me if you've heard this one...A Downsy and a retarded baby walk into a bar with a priest and a rabbi....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Vivienne looks a tad Kelly Osbourne in the face, no?