That Poor Dog

(I'm talking about the potty-trained bitch all the way to the left who is wondering what she did in a past life to deserve this shit!) This is Nick Hogan in a wig Brooke Hogan and her mother Linda looking like a pack of neon markers covered in a melted Butterfinger left in a child's backpack while posing for the paps in Miami, FL yesterday afternoon.

If Hatchet Face and a Brit Brit impersonator were the inspiration for a claymation remake of White Chicks, this is what it would look like. I guess somebody has to keep the fashions of 2002 alive.

You know the "Where is the exit?" side-eye Robert DeNiro threw after introducing Diddy Dirty Money on SNL last night?

That same side-eye also applies here.