Chelsea, You In Danger Girl

*a few days later, Bradiful stumbles across this post*

Who else has actually called Skeletina out?
No one.
Why?
Because Skelly has had a death grip on her own media.
OH PLEASE YOU HEND LOVER, Skelly doesn't have a publicist or stylist(OBVIOUSLY) or an agent or anything, why ARE YOU A JELUS H8R?
It isn't jealousy, it's contrived predetermined image making. Most, if not all, major celebs have them. This is a made up "relationship", a rebound gone very wrong. Skelly saw an opportunity to up her value on The Brad's already established box office status. The Brad couldn't get ahead of the curve fast enough and BAM, Skelly broke her own commandment, "THOU SHALT NOT EVER GIVE BIRTH TO A BIO KID" to keep him shut up.
Since I haven't pontificated about this cuntbag in a while, it feels good, gotta admit.
Now, the Brangeloonies LIVE for the abject practice of assimilation and NEED to torture others with it. Example: If you hate Skelly you love Jen.
As for The Brad's role in the BREAK UP OF THE MILLENIUM, yea, he is just as responsible, the difference, he didn't make a career out of deliberately ruining a marriage for it. If Skelly didn't throw herself at him, we wouldn't have the greatest interweb battle ever.

BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!!

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I guess there is a card with my name on it at the CUNT table too...............WHERE IS KANYE WHEN WE NEED HIM!!!!?

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:32am.

I agree we women have been brought up thinking that we have to be beautifull and therefor competative as we are reduced by looks.

Be very leary of WOMEN with no female friends! Something is definitely wrong.....

The first time I stumbled across her show I thought she was pretty funny an edgy..But six months later I realize she's just a played out old hag an repeats the same tired shit over an over.. 1..she loves Vodka (and its beginning to show too)2.She's banged everyone an anyone an not ashamed to tell you whether you wanna hear it or not.3.Her kaslopus is always in need of attention.(honestly it must look like a pound of ground chuck hamburger meat by now)..4..If your not kissing her ass an singing her praises then your not worth her time....

But really, Who amongst you here thinks that his marriage with Aniston would have worked without Jolie in the picture? Divorce was inevitable for them, he just decided to take a short cut when he turned into cheating avenue and park his dick into Jolie's cave.

One of the reasons Brad Pitt refuses to leave Angie Jo is because it will put a dent on his golden boy image (HA!) and he is proving to everyone that he can make his bed and lie in it too, despite the crazy and ridiculous things him and Angie Jo go through.

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why is she talking shit now all of a sudden? Is it because her and Jennifer are BFFs now?
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see, my problem with a qualifier such as "homewrecker" is that it is one-sided. I have never heard it applied to a guy, because when women walk out of their marriage for someone else, it is always "for Lurrve". Bull-Fucking =-Shit!!Point of the matter is that most men are cowards and won't walk away of their own accord, mpstly bc they do not want to be "the bad guy". Fucking grow a pair already! It is ok to JUST leave, for no other reason that this relationship is not what you want for yourself. It is not easy (especially for the dumpee), but is okay. I have done it twice in my life, and I have also had an affair with a married man, who ended up divorcing his wife and as soon as that was final, started living the life and chasing poon like there would be no tomorrow.

Bottom line is, it taked two to tango and someone (aka, the Dude) always have the option of keeping his fly shut.I certainly did not "accidentally" fall on my back and spread my legs last time a dude who is not my husband started after me....

On this corner we have an A-list no-talent drug addled homewrecking medusa and On the other corner we have a perpetually besotted hypocritical blowhard who isn't fit to wash Kathy Griffin's camo bikini with her tongue- either way a tranny is gonna get cut when Eddie Murphy rolls down that WeHo back alley.

Team Debbie Reynolds on this one, Kitty Kelley and Liz Taylor are much to annoying.

Homewrecker is outdated? It's okay to lure married men in and fuck them now?
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:41am.
Again i demand a law where everyone who uses terms like "homewrecker" must smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day. Because if you're fucking stuck in the 50-ies you gotta have some other 50-ies stuff to go with it - like chainsmoking.

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Nah, the term " homewrecker" never goes out of style.

If you want to screw around with someone that is married (goes for single men screwing married women as well) then you deserve the title. You have to have some sort of low self esteem issues to go after someone elses spouse. I dont believe anyone can be "stolen" from another , however, I do believe that you can draw a wedge in a marriage by flirting and spreading your legs for a bored but happily married man.

And finally, any woman who doesn't have girlfriends has issues. Yes, some girls are backstabbing bitches, but a lot of others are good and loyal and understand you in ways men just can't.

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You're dead on. Well said ... all of it.

But the one thing I will say is that I'm sure Aniston is some what embarrassed by this rant of Chelsea's. Not b/c she doesn't believe it to be true but b/c she knows it makes her look like she's not over this shit. I think in private they can joke and hack on Jolie all they want (rightfully so) ... but when Chelsea takes it to the stage , it just doesn't make Jen look good.

Chelsea doesn't have to kiss Angie's ass. Good for her for speaking up.

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Oh, lord, will this never end??? I have always hated Angie Ho, even pre-Brad Pitt, because she's always come off as a total fake poser. People with contrived personalities annoy me.

I used to like Anuston, and still like some of her movies (fuck off, Marley & Me was great!). She's very likeable on film. However, as this drama with Pitt-Stains wears on, I am getting increasingly annoyed with HER, too.

At this point, I'd be happy if Angie, Brad, and Jen all fell off the face of the earth.

Also, Chelsea speaks the truth, but she is annoying as hell.

And finally, any woman who doesn't have girlfriends has issues. Yes, some girls are backstabbing bitches, but a lot of others are good and loyal and understand you in ways men just can't.

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Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 11:11am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:52am.

33 last month...maybe I got the years a little mixed up but I know I was a junior in high school.

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I was expecting a different type of reply. Oh well, I'll have to try harder next time.

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I'm a wee bit slow this morning...was I supposed to be a loon or a hen ?

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:52am.

33 last month...maybe I got the years a little mixed up but I know I was a junior in high school.

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I was expecting a different type of reply. Oh well, I'll have to try harder next time.

...and you were helping children in Morocco? Hey!!! Are you Angelina?

I like Chelsea, but move on already! If Jennifer has gotten over their breakup, then I think we can too.

Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 10:49am.
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33 last month...maybe I got the years a little mixed up but I know I was a junior in high school.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 11:14pm.

The last time I thought Brad was hot was 1995 and I was a junior in H.S.

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So that makes you about 30, more or less? Just asking.

Again i demand a law where everyone who uses terms like "homewrecker" must smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day. Because if you're fucking stuck in the 50-ies you gotta have some other 50-ies stuff to go with it - like chainsmoking.

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Submitted by nightowl on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 7:15pm.

As much as I cannot stand Scrangie because she knew better, I reserve even more disgust for ArmPitt because he was the one who was already with someone.

He seems like one of those pathological liars/cheaters under the guise of being such a stoic fucking existentialist. Spare me.

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I'm getting tired of this fucking trend of women ranting and raving about how terrible friends we are because you're just too fucking awesome at everything that we can't handle it. A majority of my friends are girls. We've been friends since Elementary school and we're now well into college. Maybe some girls are BITCHES, but these are the same ones who are arrogant, self-absorbed drama queens themselves who because of their inflated sense of self-importance other girls don't want to be around.

My sister's friends are all like this. They think that they're the shit and that all the other girls envy them. These are the same assholes who'll do anything for "companionship" (validation) from men, and are the face of everything they so hate about female company.

Catty? Check. OMG, HER HAIR IS LIKE SOOOO UGLY.

Neurotic? Check. OMG, THERE'S A TINY FOLD OF SKIN ON MY STOMACH WHEN I SIT DOWN!!!!

Insecure? Check. I CANCELLED OUR NIGHT OUT BECAUSE I ATE TOO MUCH AND NOW I NEED TO EXERCISE.

Dramatic? Check. WHY DIDN'T HE TEXT BACK YET?

Cliquish? Check. WE AREN'T BITCHES UNLESS WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. WE'RE GOING TO INVITE YOU TO SOCIAL EVENTS BUT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT JOINING THE CONVERSATION BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S ALL ABOUT US, YOU WON'T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE, AND YOU'D BE SOOOOO CONFUSED BY OUR SHITTY INSIDE JOKES ANYWAY.

Desperate? CHECK. OMG HE TEXTED ME AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING AND I JUMPED AT IT DESPITE I HAD TO WAKE UP AT 7:30 BECAUSE HE WAS HORNY!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU THINK HE LOVES ME GUYS?

And the best part is that the only consistent friendship these girls have EVER maintained is with their own clique of GIRLS. Every guy "friend" they've had only wanted to get into their pants. I mean, some of them have but it wasn't even worth it to stick around regardless of whether they actually fucked them or not.

Maybe my friends and I aren't interested in social status enough to sabotage another. *GASP*

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FUCK OFF with that Girl Power bullshit. Women are cunts, and oftentimes tend to bring out the worst in each other. After being stabbed in the back over the years by several "girlfriends", I've realized I'm too fucking old for the middle school bullshit that many women continue on with well past their childbearing years and beyond. I have one amazing woman friend in my life and I count that as a true blessing. Gay guys are the way to go as far as friends for women are concerned.

Wow, there's a lot of self-loathing going on here. Ever thought about why some women behave that way? Because it's the way women are taught for centuries to compete with each other. While men use to compete with each other at work and overall with what they achieved, how much money they earned and what possessions they had (which included the women at their side), women were reduced to restrict a human beings natural urge for competition in certain situations where they tried to upstage each other with their looks, their clothes, how popular they were with men, if they could steal men from other women who were wealthier and more influential than their own and what they could make men do/buy for them. Furthermore, most of the time women were never in a position of power where they were able to show their power openly, so they were forced to manipulate and cabal to get what they wanted.
To this day, many women still think that this is the way to go. It's a behavior the patriarchy forced onto them and is still expected of them
It's not in a woman's genetic code to behave that way.

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Tis not right to dis "Our Lady of Charity and Perpetual Adoptions", Saint Angelina!

I see with the amount of new avies that a lot of Loons have run over here whining about how poor St. Angelina is being treated. There is a certain language the loons use that separates them from normal people that simply ask why people are so hard on Angie "the sucubuss".

St. Angie's a FUCKING LYING MANIPULATIVE CUNT.

Jennifer Aniston is a dopey Cunt that can't act and can't keep a man.

That pretty much wraps up this whole bullshit thing.

Said the woman who literally effd her way to the top and is currently bedding the misogynist and homophobe 50 Cent.

This all makes Anniston look sad and bitter.

Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:21pm.
Chelsea Handler ... MAJOR star fucker and BESTIES with LONGTIME friends (ok JUST since they consented to come on her show in the past year) with Jennifer Anniston and Jenny Mccarthy.

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Yeah, it's ironic that she calls St. Angie a cunt, and yet she's BESTIES with McCarthy who also 'stole' her then husband from another woman. Stoopid hypocrite!!

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Just like the Kardashians, I wish the Aniston-Bradgelina drama could just die now. I've had enough, it's like watching an affair themed Lifetime drama that never ends.

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Why do single, childless, late-30s+ women always act this immaturely?

and then she was like , oh no she didnt! because i was like you are just talking , so whatever , and then she was like whatever,so her friend got all over our business and she was like whatever! and i was like, bitch why are you still talking?

SO WHAT IS THE POINT,REALLY
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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
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I think its funny that Pitt cheated but holie waited until marriage was disolved. Jolie and Pitt deserve each other.

The last time I thought Brad was hot was 1995 and I was a junior in H.S. I think he squeaks by with his 'philanthrophy' and (somehow) he is still riding the coattails of the People magazine "Sexiest Man Alive" cover from 1995 or so. I think by himself he would be a B- list actor at best and Angie wouldn't be doing much better on her own...it's kind of like adding two negative numbers, they always make a positive. Brad was (is ???) a good looking guy but he has seriously been working the playboy thing from the 3 or 4 roles from the mid to late 90's where he was "sexy". Brad, Chelsea, Angie, Jen--they all seem kind of harmless, dysfunctional, and boring on their own. They all need this symbiotic/parasitic relationship to stay relative. Jen's career (and I'm neutral about her) would have been over LONG ago without the drama. Angie too if she didn't "reinvent" herself constantly. For all I know they all get together on the weekends and plot the latest "Jen's Revenge" covers to keep them relevant. oh well, off to watch the craptastically bad 'BRIDALPLASTY' show..

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Jolie's eternal complaining and feeling sorry for herself, because Jon Voight cheated on her Mom, took on new heights of insufferable when she spread them for the married Brad.

Chelses's got her number.

Would people just put the kibosh on their irrational hatred for Angelina Jolie? There's no fucking goddamn point in hating her, she like barely does anything at all anymore!

Will Smith, Jake Gyllenhaal, Lady Gaga- Let's bust those twats for being assholic cuntz.

Ack I hate that word.

I agree with those who say why the fuck doesn't Brad get this type of treatment? He still has that fucking golden boy image even though he's the one who broke his marriage vows.

That said, Jolie and her pretense is irritating as hell.

This fucking love triangle is just never going to end. Tired of people blaming Angelina for that mess. Brad was the one that cheated, why isn't anyone mad at him? *smh* Fuck Chelsea!!!!

Wait, let me see if I understand this, she goes to Cabo with Maniston and then suddenly has this hatred for Jolie? I am by no stretch of the imagination a fan of Jolie but it has been 5 years and well, lets move the fuck on. It is almost as stale as the Weekend at Bernie's joke at last night's SNL. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:13pm.

Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 7:45pm.
Preach it, sista! Amen!
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ALWAYS, the golden fking rule is STAY THE FK OUT OF A ROMANTIC SITCH TIL IT IS FKING OVER, ENDED, KAPUT. Make it true and solid from jump. Period.

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Submitted by Slurpee on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 5:32pm.

I'll never understand why people still give a shit about the Brad/Jen breakup. They each got what they wanted out of it: he got to be with a chick who wanted kids and she gets to not have kids all the while making crappy rom/com after crappy rom/com. They're happy so WHO CARES?!?!?!?

So. Much. WORD. Your common sense is breathtaking. This is the best response so far.

i was on the fence about CH but now, i just think she's a bitch. and not a funny one. Sheesh woman, we get it...you're all "besties" w/Aniston now and you are going all High School in hating who she hates. i agree w/another post on here, CH doing this, makes it look as if Aniston isn't over it yet. MOVE ON WOMAN! it's over, they're happy, try to find someone else. five/six years are too long to still be mourning over some guy, and your baby making years are drying up, if they're not gone already. Chelsea H, get a life.

Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 9:02pm.
Please do not tarnish Johnny Depp's name by mentioning him on a Brange thread. kthx. I hate to say it, but after reading her bio, I completely understand why Angie be crazy. I don't agree with what she does and how she raises the kids, but it's not like she had a doting mother herself.

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Does anyone remember Chelsea when she was a fat p.o.s. on girls behaving badly...haha she was the ugly one

I hate everyone....equally of course

Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 8:30pm.

I thought Chelsea and Jen Aniston were all friendly now? If that is the case, I'd be majorly pissed if I were Jen (and I wouldn't be surprised if she actually is). Going and publicly badmouthing your friend's "enemies"? That's some trashy junior high bullshit. Decent adults don't act that way.
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They vacationed in Cabo together a couple weeks ago, so assuming they're friends is logical. If they are friends, Chelsea Handler's routine makes it look like Aniston is still not over it. Up to this point, I thought maybe it was just the tabloids and bloggers keeping "poor Jen's pain" alive, but this makes the tabloid speculation appear valid.

Eh, I still think it's kinda funny, not the joke itself, but the fact that someone in show biz actually called Jolie a cunt. It's only edgy because for the most part Hollywood is afraid of the Brange and kisses their asses constantly so as not to get on their bad side.

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Why is this shit STILL going on? Maniston jumps on everything that moves and has a closet full of penicillin, so it sure seems that SHE is over it...now the rest of the world should follow.

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All of you women need to stand together. Pretty boy is the real problem in this situation, well, him and that Vodka-swilling, no-talent, gold digging, celebrity ass-kisser.

By his selfish desires he caused two women to become enemies when they probably would have never crossed paths with each other.

Pitt reminds me of the kind of self-loving narcissistic creep that goes shopping all morning and then spends all afternoon trying on clothes and modeling in front of a full length mirror.

He's just like Johnny Depp. They both have carefully architectured and crafted out their look and how they want people to view them. Even if they are wearing just jeans and a t-shirt they have probably taken hours just to get the "perfect look" right.

Brad Pitt - have you ever noticed that ever-present moronic look on his face. With work he could make village idiot!

I remember one time I saw a picture of him in jr. high or high school and I can't swear to it, but he looked like he was wearing Angel's Flights...the whole frickin getup. If I had worn shit like that to high school I would have gotten my ass kicked.

Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by BBGemini on Sun, 12/05/2010 - 5:12pm

You're right. Aniston schills for St. Jude's. Her commercials usually appear around the holidays. But she doesn't run to the papers every month to say she gives to them. I can't stand people who give to charity and then preach to the world how great they are. Give to charity by all means but don't act holier than thou because you do. It just shows you only do it for your own glory.

I don't get along with women, because I am too blunt! I can't play nice with other women. I went to an all girls high school and those b*tches were cruel! Hasn't anyone ever seen Heathers? I can be friends with women from a distance, but my closest friends have always been male. Heck, I married my best friend! My husband is the opposite, he gets along better with women than men. He finds men too competitive, but women are competitive too, in a different way.

As for Anjo, she strikes me as having no friends whether male or female. She just does not hit me as the warm cuddly type to have over for coffee and crumpets. Besides, she does not need friends-she has James Haven.

Meh.