Emma Stone Washed The Red Out
Emma Stone is playing Gwen Stacy in the Spider-Man redoodoo, so she has taken her follicles from the color of a redbone coonhound (Where the Red Fern Grows shout out) to the hair color of a Malibu Stacy fresh out of the factory. Fun fact: Emma's scalp naturally grows out blonde hair, but she started dyeing it different shades of brown and red a million years ago (give or take a few hundred thousand years).
Emma's new yallw-ish hare-ya sort of makes her look like a trick White Oprah might try to hit up for a bump and an Adderall chaser. Or like Jaime Pressly's younger sister who has great big cholita dreams but gets confused about whether you're supposed to brush a Sharpie over your eyes or around your eyes.
My nipples get the fever for any shade of ginger, so I prefer Emma in her unnatural state, but she went blonde for the right reason: A FUCKING CHECK! Here's more of a newly blonde Emma at the TREVOR Live Benefit in L.A. last night.
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She's like Amy adams: a natural blonde who looks infinitely better Red.
I'm a natural redhead (auburn-copperish) but my lashes (and not only them! TMI, I know) are brown. It runs in my family. I can't believe people still think it's impossible to come in all shades and pairings.
Anyway, Stone may be a natural blonde, but looks a lot better as a brunette or a redhead. I also will never understand why cast her as Gwen Stacy. She looks like she's fun and witty, she doesn't look as dull and boring as Gwen Stacy did - yes, I always HATED Gwen Stacy with a passion.
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I don't even know who this one is but I'm already sick of hearing about her.
Lately, I've been finding blondes more striking, but not boring frosted or yellow blondes. I like platinum blonde. I find some of the best looking women in Hollywood at the moment blonde, Lady CaCa (yes, I'd love to look like her!) and Gwen Stefani.
And those two DON'T look like everyone else, even if they SOUND and ACT like everyone else (Gwen Stefani much less so than GaGa, especially the latter), but I've been seeing more generic looking brunettes lately a la Kim Tardashian and Megan Fox. So I don't really find being a brunette exotic anymore, especially by Hollywood standards. The brunettes are always trying to manage the high paid Eastern European (or ARMENIAN) hooker look or the Angelina Jolie look.
I don't think this one was that pretty in the first place, regardless I've never even seen her anywhere except for this post. She's got crazy eyes, and before anyone gets their nuts in a bunch, I have an almond-shaped eye but she's been touched by the glint of "I'm a bitch!"
But I realized that all you need to be fawned over as unattainably beautiful is look like you smell something dead in the room. People confuse genuine beauty with looking like a cunt all the time.
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That shade of blonde makes her look a whole lot older. Not a great effect if she's supposed to be playing a high schooler.
It's weird that in the last Spiderman series, they took a redhead and made her a blonde for that character too. (It's also bloody weird that they're remaking a movie that's, what?, barely ten years old?)
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I don't think she's pretty. She's not ugly, though.
*shrugs*
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Douchechill!
Why can't these Hollywood hoes just keep the looks that God gave them? Who made the bottle blond the must have look? Now she's a cookie cutter of every other skank out there. And here I thought Miss Stone was one of the cool ones.
I don't get why they didn't cast her as Mary Jane instead of Gwen Stacy. Makes no sense to me.
If I ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Wow, I sort of look like Jenna Jameson" I'd be on the phone with the salon in 10 seconds. She needs to dye her hair dark again. Too porn-y and way too Lilo.
I've been dying to see her with blonde hair since
I heard she was a natural blonde, but honestly I think the red just sits better with her. Love her as an actress, but can't see her as Gwen either.
HOLY SHIT, I thought that was a much older pic of Blohan.
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She's hot!! For Christmas I'd kiss her under the cameltoe anytime.
Much better as a ginger, blond is so goddamn plain..every slutbag in Hollywood is/or will be a damn blond...most boring colour EVER.
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Submitted by BBGemini on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:02pm.
So hard to compare bc bangs and eyeliner make the side by side off. Color wise, I like the red, but I wonder how it would look with the bangs, etc.
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I agree. I'm torn. I like the red better, but I prefer bangs over no bangs on her. Maybe it's the "something smells bad" facial expression in the left picture that I don't care for...
It's funny that some of you are saying your guy friends hate bangs. All my guy friends (+ my boyfriend) love bangs. But I guess if a hairstyle is on a hot girl, it works. Bangs on (what they perceive to be) an ugly girl are just...bangs on an ugly girl.
TEAM BANGS ARE HAWT!
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Who is this?
She looks better as a redhead though.
I was blond for years-was born white blond -last year I started darkening it down gradually to where where now its dark brown and I love it-theres waaaaay too many over processed blonds around and I fucking had enough...
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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 3:05pm.
Really? I'm no guy but I always thought bangs were sexy, if it's on the right kind of head of course. They frame the face and brings attention to the eyes. When I had bangs I got hit on quite a lot. I dunno, I guess that's just me.
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I think they are pretty hot too when done right. I get bangs every couple of years to change it up. Also, some people just are more suited to bangs. Jennifer Garner and Sienna are two I can think of off the top of my head. Sometimes I think guys should just STFU when it comes to fashion and hair. They're the ones wearing stained t-shirts and have hair growin out their ass, not me.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 3:05pm.
Oh, and according to my guy friends, bangs are a real boner killer. Why? I don't know.
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Really? I'm no guy but I always thought bangs were sexy, if it's on the right kind of head of course. They frame the face and brings attention to the eyes. When I had bangs I got hit on quite a lot. I dunno, I guess that's just me.
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The blonde definitely works for her more so than Lindsey Lohan, I'll give her that.
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Looks like Jamie Pressley to me.
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Love her so much! Hope she goes back to a redhead though.
OMG....ITS LILO 2.0
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
She looks lle Lindsay Lohan would look if she had laid off the crack/crank/coke/Adderal
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MOOOOOOOOVE over, Emma, you fat tub-o-lard!
Put down the fork, hunny! Jeesh!
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eh..
Oh, and according to my guy friends, bangs are a real boner killer. Why? I don't know.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 2:19pm.
This poor girl will never be a leading lady and will forever be this side of chuncky.
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Are you fucking kidding me with the chunky comment? She's still incredibly thin, but in a healthy way...God forbid. Having meat on their bones never hurt Salma, Christina or Scarlett...I could go on. Bottom line, they either want you for the part or not, regardless of whether or not you give them anorexic.
Anyways, I'm forgiving the dye job since it's for a movie. I think it would look better if it wasn't so overly yellow/gold. A beigey blond would have been better with her pretty rosy complexion. Pretty eyes too, ruined with crappy eyeliner application. Why do girls still think this thick eyeliner crap looks good?
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Why don't they just spring for a wig?? Peroxiding out red hair is immensely damaging.. Next she'll be needing a crappy weave when she has to cut off the damage.
Have no idea who this is but she looks like a whore as a blonde. Maybe it's the eyeliner. Whatever. WAY better as a ginge.
And Spider Man the musical? REALLY? It shouldn't surprise me, seeing as how they turned "Shrek" and "Grey Gardens" and "The Addams Family" into musicals, but where will it end?
She's cute.
I think dark red hair is the most beautiful hair color. Hopefully she goes back to it after the movie.
First, Emma > Lohan.
Second, I love her with the intensity of 1,000 fiery suns. She's done just great work over the past few years and it is getting her noticed. She's in the upcoming movie version of "The Help" and did a great job in "Easy A", I thought.
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Meh, she's still a purdy lady (and funny!) but the red hair is a million times better...and those blunt bangs rarely flatter anyone.
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I'm with the person who says she looks like Lohan. A number of years ago Lohan had blonde hair and bangs and she looked just like this.
This poor girl will never be a leading lady and will forever be this side of chuncky.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 2:01pm.
It's for a "ROLL" people!
calm down! LOL
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Sorry...I'm calm now. ;-)
Bleaching is just the WORST. Cheap looking too.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
It's for a "ROLL" people!
calm down! LOL
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STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!
Earlier this year, I decided to make my red colored hair blonde as well. I damaged it so badly that I am still having to have it cut every month to get a little more of the bad fried ends off. NEVER AGAIN. Red hair is too purty for this kind of fuckery!!
Happy ending is that my hair is once again a reddish plum color. VIVA LA ROJO!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Sorry but I think this is a huge FAIL. She looks godawful, like she fell out of the Lohan tree. Darker hair makes her stand out better, and accentuates her best feature - eyes.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:41pm.
I get the sads when redheads dye their hair :(
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She's naturally blonde.
Bad move! she looks terrible!
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Pa! Sorry to hear. That's horrible. I'm glad you're alright though. Lord, what a scary experience! No bueno!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Idk, I think she's pretty. She's the main reason I don't care if Blohan lives or dies cuz "hey bitch, we found your replacement right here!"
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
As someone who spends a considerable amount of time trying to make my hair auburn, I get the sads when redheads dye their hair :(
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she looks horrible with blonde hair
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:09pm.
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Damn, that is scary. My car was stolen from the lot at a convenience store - guy had a gun I learned later, but thankfully he took the car while I was inside the store. I still recall how shocked and violated I felt. I mean, it was a fucking Ford Escort, couldn't he have stolen some rich person's car? At gunpoint, though, I think I would have pissed myself. Hope your car is not trashed.
OnT: yeah, too Sienna-ish as a blonde. She's cute though, even with only half the fards.
Her eyes are WOW. What a stunner. The darker shades pop her eyes and show off her porcelain skin better though. Blonde isn't terrible, but I like red better.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:09pm.
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Lovely and talented young lady, this. I look forward to seeing where her career takes her.
Hopefully she has good parents and caring management, otherwise she's fucked.
Holy crap Pequita!
Ugh, red was a zillion times better. Dye it back!
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 1:09pm.
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Holy shit!!!!
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