Are You Kidding Me With This Shit?
No, Kendra is not declaring on the cover of OK! Magazine that she had a miscarriage. Kendra is also not admitting to OK! Magazine that she misplaced her baby while changing his diaper and talking on the phone at the same time (Note to Kendra: Multitasking is for professionals). When you turn the cover of OK! Magazine, the first two pages read in giant letters: SYKE!!!!! The "tragic news" is that Kendra has sent her baby Hank to live with her husband in Minnesota for a while and now she's lonely in her great big California mansion.
Fucking with your emotions: OK! knows how to do it.
Is really that slow of a gossip week that Kendra and OK! had to try to resuscitate your blackened heart with this sob story that isn't even a sob story. I mean, this is the opposite of tragic. Baby Hank is no longer exposed to his mother's "Woody Woodpecker getting ass fucked by the Energizer Bunny" laugh. That is HAPPY NEWS! Wasn't there something else OK! could've put on their cover instead? Like the woman busting her ass on local TV? That's newsworthy! Or that Yoko Ono might secretly be a World of Warcraft Monster? That's newsworthy too! Eh, I guess it could've been worse. They could've put a Kardashian on the cover.
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Submitted by Dr.Toast on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 7:32pm.
That is one ugly Niglet.
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i just hate when you are being racist and you get it wrong .
Niglet: used to describe an African American child.
before you write something cunning ,please try to get it right.
his mother is white so he cannot be a niglet. damnass
@ Crustyina Fagulera and DrToast:
Wow, thanks for letting me know that we have a racist word for black kids too. Who knew? That is so wrong.
i hate it when people call kids ugly here, but i think it sometimes. but to call a little baby a racist name? file under just can't go there.
Let me tell her how to overcome this "tragedy" and her devastation: Move with your husband.
"Michigan Boys" ? I don't even want to know. I assume since it's "shocking" and they're on the cover of a magazine to sell it, they're all dead.
Who is this trailer park ho again???
Oh its the moron that did sucky times on Hefs dick and tell me again why anyone gives a shit???
Would she actually sell any magazine covers?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
FFS how do these mind-numbingly stupid magazines get away with this shit! Their headlines are nearly always misleading. It really f*cking pisses me off! I hate them!
Who buys them? I can understand flicking through them while your standing in line at the supermarket. But why would you buy them? They are so full of crap!
i hate her
Who is this famewhoring twat and why should I care?
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Shiitake happens...
This person is getting on my last nerve.
First it was her fake divorce and now it's her fake miscarriage, what's next?
Kendra is a white trash whore. She's acted like Minnesota is a death camp. It's NOT THAT BAD here. No it's not California where you'll be showered with attention and be able to be the huge whore you are, but it's not that bad. And if you really cared about your husband and your son, you'd move.
This skank never fails to demonstrate just how big a pile of white trash she really is! Ugh!
One day Hank will wise up to the sloppy whore she is and leave her and gain full custody of Hank Jnr!
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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"
I really don't know how these rags stay in business. I'm sure that 99% of people standing in line where this crap is sold take one look at the cover and think to themselves, "Who? What? Who are these people? - I'm not buying that shit"
As long as there are ghetto trash who watch Kendra's reality show and the Kardashian's reality show these glorified whores will continue to pollute the gossip rags. It's sad but there are actually fucking morons who worship these 2 std-ridden whores. Thanks assholes.
TRAGIC NEWS ?????
Why is this waste of space famous?
Lost baby stories are hilarious. 'A dingo took my baybe' and the such.
Kendra strikes me as the type who, once the hot wears off and the husband leaves, will actually have a REAL problem and go completely insane from the shock. She seems to have no idea what real life is like, or how to do anything for herself besides spread 'em for Playboy and laugh like a donkey. Because right now, her biggest gripe is: "my hot husband is raising my cute baby for me while he earns $1 million for 4 months of work, and I could be with them but it's BORING there waaaaahhhh"
I love these no talent famewhores, like Kendra, who exploit their hatchlings for media attention without the slightest thought that the kid/s are going to grow up and find out how they were used by mom/dad.
I love the TRAGIC NEWS headline. Fuck me sideways, is this bitch serious?! I live in Minnesota. Bitch please. Minnesota is actually a decent place, maybe if you get your head out of your selfish ass you'd see that.
...And I mean, what does she even have to keep her busy in California?
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"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"
Oh STFU Kendra!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 2:48pm.
Sandbitch, yes...but "niglet"
I know, it's awful and it reeks. Nice first post eh. Lucky for the baby niece that she's beautiful...
I can't wait til Hank cheats on her with some skinny slutty playboy bunny -- oh, wait!
Sandbitch, yes...but "niglet"?
Gross.
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You used to say, "Live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever-changing world in which we live in,makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Hey PSL :) racist bum dag aside, baby Honk *does* have a head like a jack o lantern.
Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 2:41pm.
why is that niglet's head so big??
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you are a disgusting piece of shit.
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You used to say, "Live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But if this ever-changing world in which we live in,makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
this is a playboy bunny/hooker we're talking about right? the only way hookers can make money is to whore themselves out...and a baby just gets in the way of tips...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
They're a struggling young couple with dwindling income. They're really REALLY dumb, and then there's Kendra's nose saddle problem. Poor things.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:44pm.
Snowy - yes, but part of wanting to be a mom is thinking through all the consequences and senarios and what ifs of the childs health and quality of life when you, the mother is not healthy, riddles with issues and hasve already been told it wouldnn't be a good idea.
yep.
my mom faced the decision of giving me a brother/sister and dying or just having me and living; she chose the latter and I'm damn glad she did.
Nevermind Snowy, I thought she was diagnosed after she became pregnant, I didn't realize that she had been diagnosed years earlier and advised not to become pregnant.
Slitty: I can see it both ways, I feel bad for her and understand what she was probably feeling but now her kid is left alone and sickly with no momma
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
I don't know how any of you are saying that the woman giving birth is selfish. She risked her life for the life of her baby; it may have not been the most practical act, but many times we hear how people beat the odds. Not all preemies wound up having ongoing health problems.
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:09pm.
Its even more insulting that they put this Kendra "story" on the same cover as those poor little boys.
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OMG!
I just read ALL the way back to see what you guys were talking about and found this on the way (which I totally hadn't even noticed) and OMG YES! That's exactly what I was thinking as I was reading back...but what about people who REALLY lose their kids? Isn't this kind of offensive? And it's right there on the same cover!?!? What is WRONG with EVERYBODY!? How do we just continue to let this be the way things are? It's pretty atrocious. Somebody needs to put OK! and all it's sister mags to rest already. It was super cute in the 50s but it's just disgusting now.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:47am.
How do you give a sexy interview?
you put on a little Luther...maybe some Marvin Gaye....
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
M.E. ITA. poor kid
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
Snowy - yes, but part of wanting to be a mom is thinking through all the consequences and senarios and what ifs of the childs health and quality of life when you, the mother is not healthy, riddles with issues and hasve already been told it wouldnn't be a good idea.
I agree that it was selfish, but I guess some people always dream of being a Mom
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
Kendra is a useless whore. If she hadn't gained fame by sucking on Hugh Hefner's wrinkled old cock and balls she would be doing it more anonymously in the world of porn and no one would give a fuck about her.
"How they're getting through this painful time".
Fucking die.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:07pm.
http://www.parentdish.com/2010/10/08/woman-told-to-abort-pregnancy-or-di...
sad
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Sad indeed, this made me cry so much snowy :( As for the three poor little boys, they have shitty parents i feel so bad for them i hope they'll be found alive
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:07pm.
that's a horrible story.
I know what I think, and I know that what I think isn't what other people think or applicable to anyone else's life...
but...
I question the wisdom of leaving a child who
1) is inheriting genetic issues and
2) was born prematurely and
3) has already experienced life-threatening illnesses and 4) will most likely experience them again
to navigate the world without a mother.
ok this is definitely open post material.
snowy - That is sad, and I may get flamed for this but also extreamly selfish.
Giving birth at 27 weeks was BARELY viable, and that child will most likely look forward to a life riddled with problems.
She's a useless fool. It's not really news.
*ding!afterthought!* What a waste of fucking paper. Wasn't there a time we were tryna save trees or some shit? Did we sort that out already?
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 1:06pm.
ITA about Hank, too.
He was hyped about marrying a "Bunny," just as much as she was excited about marrying a "Pro Football Player."
HE'S just smart enough (or not interesting enough to hear his side of all of this) to play it out in public as some sort of misery brought on by the gods, like she is...yet (and I'm sure his team's bosses has something to do with his mouth staying closed, too).
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:20pm.
ditqoiuuioo - they call me the Orcuminator. I am internationally known.
business card me, please. :D
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hahahahahahahaaaa
*wipes hands on your shirt*
*looks down at shirt*
*swoons but tries to be professional about it*
em harumph ahem...do you have hourly rates?
:D
http://www.parentdish.com/2010/10/08/woman-told-to-abort-pregnancy-or-di...
sad
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:56pm.
She is totally fukkin' up what could be a good life with loving husband and cute kid, and trying to make it seem like she's a victim of unjust circumstances.
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Yeah, she's is a COMPLETELY selfish and self absorbed individual and I don't think she's capable empathetic thought, but on the other hand, HANK asked her to marry him...you couldn't pay me to marry a mental case like her because you just know your life is going to be full of nothing but manipulation, confusion, stupidity and frustration and who the hell wants that?
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:53pm.
Why can't she "work" OFF-SEASON when he's on (and during training) vice versa?
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Because whoredom knows no seasons.
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((snort))
Exactly.
And being a bottled-blonde, bolt-on boobed, bean-brained slut has a shelf-life all it's own, too.
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 12:53pm.
Why can't she "work" OFF-SEASON when he's on (and during training) vice versa?
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Because whoredom knows no seasons.
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LMAO!!
She needs to re-do her breast implants, get lipo to her hips and spray tan her body. These things can't be done with a baby sucking up all your free time.