Sarah & Kate's Nightmare Camping Trip
Don't expect Lucifer's wish for a Palin/Gosselin 2012 ticket to come true, because Mama Grizzly can't wait for the day she gets to hunt, skin and grill Kate's old possum hair. Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin forced bears to contemplate a year-long hibernation by camping together in Alaska for an episode of Mama Grizzly's show which airs this Sunday. If you haven't already hissed and thrown holy water at the preview, Mama Cunty whines about how this is the HARDEST THING SHE'S DONE IN HER LIFE while Mama Grizzly throws her a "Pfft. And they call me an annoying bitch" eye roll. UsWeekly says that the tension on camera was even worse off camera.
Some ho close to Kate said that she and Sarah had about as much chemistry as Jon Gosselin and a full-time job. While Kate's child army were happy doing camping shit, Kate's tongue continued to launch complaint after complaint about everything from how the food sucks to how the cold air was biting at her already frozen heart. The source went on to explain, "They didn't speak off camera. She said the food and accommodations were terrible, and it was the worst trip she'd ever been on. [Kate] had a meltdown and left the campground before sundown. She just couldn't cope."
Fuck Kate in her whine hole! Did she ever stop to think about the poor innocent wild animals she violated with her screeching bitch and moans? And the poor innocent wild trees that the poor innocent wild animals had to kick out of frustration? And the poor innocent wild hatchlings that fell out of the poor innocent wild trees when the poor innocent wild animals kicked their frustrations out? Stupid bitch!
And you know who else is a stupid bitch? The producer of this mess! They should've taken advantage of Kate and Sarah's hate for each other by staging a Mortal Kombat-like duel to the death. The wild animals and hatchlings would've gathered around them to scream "FINISH HER! FINISH HER!" It would've been a beautiful moment!
Here's Kate leaving a salon in NYC last night with $2000 on top of her head.