Sarah & Kate's Nightmare Camping Trip
Don't expect Lucifer's wish for a Palin/Gosselin 2012 ticket to come true, because Mama Grizzly can't wait for the day she gets to hunt, skin and grill Kate's old possum hair. Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin forced bears to contemplate a year-long hibernation by camping together in Alaska for an episode of Mama Grizzly's show which airs this Sunday. If you haven't already hissed and thrown holy water at the preview, Mama Cunty whines about how this is the HARDEST THING SHE'S DONE IN HER LIFE while Mama Grizzly throws her a "Pfft. And they call me an annoying bitch" eye roll. UsWeekly says that the tension on camera was even worse off camera.
Some ho close to Kate said that she and Sarah had about as much chemistry as Jon Gosselin and a full-time job. While Kate's child army were happy doing camping shit, Kate's tongue continued to launch complaint after complaint about everything from how the food sucks to how the cold air was biting at her already frozen heart. The source went on to explain, "They didn't speak off camera. She said the food and accommodations were terrible, and it was the worst trip she'd ever been on. [Kate] had a meltdown and left the campground before sundown. She just couldn't cope."
Fuck Kate in her whine hole! Did she ever stop to think about the poor innocent wild animals she violated with her screeching bitch and moans? And the poor innocent wild trees that the poor innocent wild animals had to kick out of frustration? And the poor innocent wild hatchlings that fell out of the poor innocent wild trees when the poor innocent wild animals kicked their frustrations out? Stupid bitch!
And you know who else is a stupid bitch? The producer of this mess! They should've taken advantage of Kate and Sarah's hate for each other by staging a Mortal Kombat-like duel to the death. The wild animals and hatchlings would've gathered around them to scream "FINISH HER! FINISH HER!" It would've been a beautiful moment!
Here's Kate leaving a salon in NYC last night with $2000 on top of her head.
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I can't believe I MISSED THIS!
Wow, what a useful outlet for my PMS'y-ness.
BOTH OF THEM ARE THE EXACT SAME THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T GET ALONG! FAMEWHORING SPOT LIGHT CHASERS! PUT PALIN IN A CITY AND SHE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOREIGNERS (aka actual US citizens) AND UPPITY FOOD AND HOW THE LIBERAL NAZI ELITE LIVE LIKE ASSHOLES!
And seriously, did anyone think this was a good idea? Did Palin's people read Kate's fansites and say "EUREKA! SARAH, they're YOUR PEOPLE, call Kate."
They're both assholey cuntards.
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
This bitch just pisses her kids money away! I dont ever want to hear that she "needs to whore herself out to every network to feed her children"! Give up the luxurious lifestyle, the kids dressing in Gap, her dressing in Banana Republic, getting $2000 hair extensions, making sure her nails are always done , the vacations 5 times a year ... and live like a normal fucking person with 8 kids !!
She has become a self absorbed twat and those poor kids are being taken on the ride of their lives.
The best part will be seeing how Kate's rabid fans defend her this time around. Because I suspect many of them are also fans of "Mama Grizzly."
I don't understand the source of Kate's popularity. Not only is she often abusive and unspeakably foul to those in her midst, she also has zero charisma. Her eyes telegraph: "I'm bored with me, so you must pay."
Not a fan of Palin, but she's great at working a crowd and becoming the persona her fans want to see (while hiding her bad side from public view). How is Kate's fame explained?
The only explanation I've been able to arrive at is that some viewers fell in love with the kids when they were babies (and the seemingly wholesome family situation), formed an opinion of Kate as a supermom, and now steadfastly refuse to accept any information that contradicts that, because it would mean they were stupid for believing in her in the first place. Some of them also may have been married to cheatin' Jons who dun them wrong.
Someone needs to introduce Silk Drops to this bitch. It looks like corn cotton candy.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 9:51pm.
LOL! I like it!!
I wanna draw a Charlie Chaplin 'stache on that Palin top pic -- OK, I meant to say a Hitler 'stache. Cuz damn.
Damn I guess they all survived. I was hoping a pack of pissed off wolves would have eaten them all.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:46pm.
I was really hoping this camping trip would end Timothy Treadwell style. Alas...
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That was one of the most disturbing but fascinating docs I've ever seen. Having said that, I agree with you. (But not the children. I'd want them to escape unharmed and be raised by a kind old couple in the forest)
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True, it was disturbing. Clearly a really messed up guy, but there was something likable about him. Which is more than we can say for these two twat muffins. Sigh.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 9:27pm.
Sarah: Hey...want to be on my Alaska show and kill things?
Kate: Of course...I love killing stuff.
Sarah: OK...see ya!
Kate: Byeeeeee!
Sarah: Cunt!
Kate: Cunt!
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LMFAO!
Sarah would have spelled it: "Khunt!" cuz she's word-smithy like dat.
Wait-a-minute...fruity word-salad time...
Kunts who Hunt? Khunt!!!!!!!
Sarah: Hey...want to be on my Alaska show and kill things?
Kate: Of course...I love killing stuff.
Sarah: OK...see ya!
Kate: Byeeeeee!
Sarah: Cunt!
Kate: Cunt!
Kate's a kunt, but doncha think they probably asked her to pile on the diva antics so Sarah Palin could come out looking heroic by contrast? I SEE you, TLC.
To give Kunty Kate a break though, I also have no interest in spending time in the Great Outdoors and all the wholesome activities attributed to it. Like eating tree sap and sheeit. And taking a dump in a woodchuck's burrow and wiping my ass with maple leaves and sheeit. No thanks.
What a stellar move! Kate lends Palin tons more credibility.
/sarc
We need to petition for Palin to be on the new "Real Housewives of Alaska"! Oh please let it happen! For the opener scene they can all hold out a pair of caribou antlers.
/snark
When you guys talked about molding these old brats into one, it made me think of that Mecha Barbara Streisand from South Park.
But of course Mama Sarah understood it to be a deep primal cry for affection, nothing that a midnight run for moose head could cure whilst Kate would stay home and look for the nearest fake tanning parlor in the woods, and of course the nearest healthy serving of McCritter’s.
One day these two will let the tears fly as they fondly recollect their week in hell.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 12:14pm.
I was watching Entertainment Tonight, or the Insider one of those shit shows Tuesday night and Kate got the "Best Celebrity Mom bod".
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:00pm.
who the fuck thinks of these pairings. can we say RANDOM. what the fuck did they do spin a wheel filled with pseudo celebrities to get the most unlikely pairs possible
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No, just the cuntiest. I'm actually relieved it ended the way it did - can you imagine if these two bitches got along and became BFF's? Civilization as we know it would end.
*pictures the two of them cackling over a world atlas, dividing up the continents*
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Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 2:46pm.
I was really hoping this camping trip would end Timothy Treadwell style. Alas...
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That was one of the most disturbing but fascinating docs I've ever seen. Having said that, I agree with you. (But not the children. I'd want them to escape unharmed and be raised by a kind old couple in the forest)
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nasty, nasty, over-exposed uninteresting shrill shrews of a woman.... Yuck.
Is this bitch EVER home with her Frankenlitter?
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I'm siding with Bristol's moms on this one. Too bad Levi wasn't on the set. Kate could have landed her some young, firm, Panhandle sperm to breed her up again. Both her and TLC are hungry for a new puking passel to pimp out to the public.
Well I'm just glad they both had a nasty time.
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I used to work for a firm that had a supplier located in Gettysburg, PA, which is about an hour and a half drive from Reading. Every year, this supplier would shut down for the first day of hunting season.
This pretentious sack of shit is no Lisa Douglas. At some point in her life, she has had a deer carcass hanging in her garage and dined on venison stew. Trust.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:25pm.
Before shitting out all those kids, your idea of a grand time was going to the "Pagoda".
And I'm surprised that Sarah Palin didn't have more affection for a citizen of a "good, real American" town like Reading. Maybe Sarah's jelly 'cause Wasilla doesn't have a landmark as culturally significant as "The Pagoda".
FUCKING LOL!!!! I know the Pagoda, so that comment is one of the funniest things I've read on Dlisted ever.
These two would have been perfect for the old MTV Celebrity Deathmatch.
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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine: "What muppet sang 'It's not easy being a cunt'?"
That was Kermit the Cunt.
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:53pm.
Amen.
What did one of Bristol's classmates say about her mother's stupid show and specifically TLC (during their Facebook war): TLC=The Last Channel I'll ever fucking watch (or something to that effect)
Submitted by TexnDoc: "I'm sure you could have put prissy Barack in Kate's place and written the same story. 'This arugula tastes funny!'. That's because it's poison ivy, Sir."
As if he'd deign to participate in that fuckery. He's too busy trying to clean up the mess of 8 years of Bush. You're letting your hatred of Obama get in the way of actually writing something clever or funny.
Kate looks more and more like White Oprah everyday
I just really don't think that I could begin to image something more utterly stupid than this.
G is a B.
I presume Sarah's main sin is her political conservatism.
I tell ya, Katie G. is a spoiled rotten bitch. She believes that by yelling and screaming and being a bitch she'll get her way. Bullshit. What man would ever want her after seeing what she's really like? Who wants to take on eight rug rats as well as her? UGH! Her pussy probably resembles the Lincoln Tunnel.
Sarah's voice is irritating. However, I have more respect for her than Katie G. It doesn't take much to beat out Katie G.!
The Gosselin brats probably considered running off with a pack of wolves while they were out there. But the wolves weren't having any of that reality show camera crew shit.
The Grizzly knows better, those two are rotten meat, he can smell it from miles away.
I was really hoping this camping trip would end Timothy Treadwell style. Alas...
Where is a grizzly attack when you need one? Two most useless cunts in America.
Judging by the hilarious stories I've heard from a guide and one of the pilots who drags the palin clan to their Alaska photo-ops, I can assure you Sarah knows just as much about the rugged outdoor life as she does about government and politics.
Stupid bitch....what did she expect ?
I think a great show would be the animals beat the crap out of these two useless idiots.
I'm too scared to yank my bellrope to a sexy pic of Kate in case she gets preg :(
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I never understood the Gosselin family...
Why is there name so odd sounding? Why did Kate marry a half Asian? Why did she have so many kids? Why did she have the same hairstyle of one of Good Charlotte's band members circa 2002?
But most importantly, who gave these two imbeciles ratings? The world might never know...
wow, this shit is masterful. By presenting a prima donna character like KG 1. It detracts from the fact that SP is actually fucking clueless in the wild and 2. Makes even ppl who hate her rally behind her.
To me, KG is a buffoon but essentially harmless in the grand scheme, but SP is a fucking disgrace and almost had incredible power in her hands and all of this is just quiet campaigning and no amt of sleight of hand will distract me from that.
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
I would love to see a Mortal Kombat death duel. I can't stand either or them!
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That's really clever, friendlyskies.
These two women should just meld into one and become the singular representation of all that is wrong with the world.
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Why, oh why couldn't Palin have a Dick Cheney moment and shoot Gosselin?
An oh-so-sincere "my bad" would be enough.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 1:32pm
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Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
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What the.... she actually throws down a sandwich and the words"I"m hungry" come out of her mouth? And she starts crying?!?!?! Kate, you fucking spoiled ass bitch of a person. Puh-leeeze. Hungry!?! Why don't you do some volunteer work at a soup kitchen, or go to a 3rd world country and hand out food there. Maybe, just maybe, you will learn what that word means, bitch.
"amazing I might actually have to watch this"
Mission accomplished
"And you - scuff that luggage and I'll cut your hamstrings for you." Mallory Archer
oh,God who watches this shit?
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.