Billy Ray Cyrus Is Sads

Instead of trying to get more pity and attention for yourself, why don't you pick up your phone and call your fucking daughter and ask how she is?! I thank god every day I never had parents like you two selfish pair of arseholes!

I love the kid in the back munchin' Frosted Flakes from the box.

I watched this while at work so I don't have sound and I'm glad for it. MRC reminds me of a friend of mine. This friend is smart and eloquent and charming. You give her a bong hit and she transforms into a dumb bimbo rolling around on the floor and the furniture while constantly giggling like a squirrel. I want to wrap her up tightly in a blanket and drag her out to the sidewalk. When she's around I don't let her near the other stoners in case she should get a contact buzz.

she was smokin the salvia???!! i thought it was weed, which aint shit. but like tigerlilly said, salvia is fuckin CRAZEEE!! When i partook, my friends and i were all sitting on a bed with tapestries hanging all around us and after taking a hit everything lost form and turned into solid white nothing, and the bed turned into a magic carpet and we started FLYING!!!!like SERIOUSLY flying through the white abyss! when i snapped back my friend was caught in a tapestry flailing around LMAO!!! but yeah it left me with the most awful feeling like I was raped or robbed of something inside of me! weird shit man, now i smoke the reefer exclusively. Dank weed is dank...

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 12:12pm.

Song! Song! Song!

Also, was it pot or salvia that Porno Chipmunk was doing the other day? I never really understood.
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Kerf, calling it "salvia" is her PR team's attempt at damage control. It makes sense because pot is illegal and salvia isn't, so if she didn't do anything illegal, there's nothing to accuse her of, is there? If only Michael Phelps' handlers had thought of that!

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 10:20am.
Holy repetitive fuck. Find a word other than "hillbilly". It's not even that humorous for God's sake. Rednecks, inbreds, swamp opossums, white trash. Try to inject some fucking variety into the slew of only-sometimes-mildly-amusing jabs at Southerners that INEVITABLY accompanies any and every Miley post.
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OK, calm down. Here's one for you, a regional term out of Southern Ohio: BRIAR-HOPPER. All my relatives are up out of the seedier parts of the South and they brought this imaginative name with them when they moved to Ohio. Feel free to use it, thankyouverymuch!

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Song! Song! Song!

Also, was it pot or salvia that Porno Chipmunk was doing the other day? I never really understood.

big deal - teenager does drugs.

i'm more pissed this legal Salvia shit wasn't easily around when i was a teenager.

Fuck that salvia shit. I can't even take a Sudafed without bouncing off the walls...and Billy Ray, the only reason you're upset is because Disney will likely cut ties with Miley now. You didn't give a rat's arse when she was giving lap dances to 40 year olds

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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am

Ever heard Miley speak? That right there is a smoker's voice. She's been smoking SOMETHING for quite a while, judging by the sound of her croaks.

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Grow your own dope: plant a man.

Holy repetitive fuck. Find a word other than "hillbilly". It's not even that humorous for God's sake. Rednecks, inbreds, swamp opossums, white trash. Try to inject some fucking variety into the slew of only-sometimes-mildly-amusing jabs at Southerners that INEVITABLY accompanies any and every Miley post.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

The most annoying thing about the vid was her shrill hillbilly voice screeching 'oh my god'...
I thought she didnt normally invoke the lords name in vain and doesnt she turn to jesus for guidance with everything...what would he say about a bunch of stoned teenagers?
I can tell you what he'd say....can someone shut that hillbilly up and you guys are strictly amateur time compared to Demi Lovato...
I wonder whats next from Disneys stable of ho's-probably one of the Jonas virgins turning in his purity ring at a crack motel with a rent boy.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

I'm glad she's as disliked as Lindsay Lohan or Parasite. If you have some redeeming qualities like Robert Downey Jr or Britney (who had a string of multiple hits when she went crazy) the public is forgiving. But when you have no talent and act badly you usually get kicked to the curb. That Miley-bird music video they spent a lot of money on really didn't go anywhere did it. Her voice is hideous, and she had one mega hit written for her that had a memorable beat that anyone could have recorded. I do think Billy Ray is worried, jig's up.

I worship Noah, though. Wish she was like the girl in Interview with a Vampire who had to stay that size forever.

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It's ok Miley, we all make mistakes! Your still my favorite celeb... you and Justin Bieber.

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Billy is a damn liar he knows damn well Miley smokes and probably has before! His other son posts pix of himself smoking weed all the time on Twitter so I find it hard to believe Billy is 'shocked'

www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous

So, nibbling on dad's carrot is OK, but taking a bong hit is bad? Honestly, this is all part an obviously transparent plan to make a break with her Disney character. Hell, I bet Disney devised the plan. Just look at how well such a plan worked for Britney.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 9:21pm.

Soft drugs are legal in my country, and it is an evergrowing problem. Teachers, for instance, say that there is now way they can properly do their job when half of the kids are stoned out of their wits by mid-afternoon. And how about waiting for public transport with your seven-year-old, having to stand in a mist of marijuana smoke? Then there is the participation of soft drugs users in traffic. Most people are careful with their alcohol intake before driving, but some feel that pot doesn't count. The Netherlands are densely populated, so the odds of encountering some drugged up nut case on the roads are overwhelming. My point? Be careful what you wish for!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

YET he's totally in control of the AM EX black card - which he earned by making his daughter into some Hollywood WHORE.

He should be more concerned about the way she dresses on a daily basis.

Bob Miley...ahahahaha.

I miss the old days pre-Twitter when your publicist would just leak this stuff to the media.

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Those flowers, that gate,
These misty parks and motors, lacerate
Simply by being over; you
Contract my heart by looking out of date.

This is how bad you people suck: you've made me defend Miley Cyrus. Goddamn you all.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 7:05pm.

So let's just let our kids do whatever the fuck we want because getting fucked up is perfectly normal kid behavior?
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Because experimenting is normal kid behaviour. How parents react is the key therefore Tweeting his disappointment to the fan world is a questionable strategy and probably not very helpful to their relationship.

Yes, yes, everything's out of your control now that she's 18. Thank God you won't have to do any actual parenting, so just stick your head back in the sand.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by sofster101 on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 6:45pm

Dakota Fanning is the only normal one.

I dont know but I wouldnt mind getting baked with Miley... shed give me the good high laughs... I dont hate on her never have.

The investigator in me wants to maybe think there's a slight possibility that Billy Ray may be slowly coming to terms that his famewhoring ways have been destructive to Miley. He doesn't rub me off the way Michael Lohan does.

But since were exchanging pot stories, I would NEVER tell my folks I tried it a couple times. It was sort of a curiosity thing. I felt very lazy and unmotivated to get off the couch...So personally, I would never hit the bong.

I'm not crazy about weed but I'm not totally against it...it's whatever to me. If you want to do it, fine, just don't pester me to do it.

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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K

Billy Ray and Miley are the new Michael Lohan and Lindsay...suddenly I feel like eating a box of Capt.Crunch cereal.

What?!! A teenager is caught using DRUGS!!!!! The crappy thing is her father goes on twitter to tweet about it. No wonder she is making friends with the bong.

you know what kills me is my parents knew about my drug use 2000 miles away...and with minimal contact. How could you NOT know your daughter is going off the deep end...every single tabloid and gossip website...including a music vid shows Miley going down hill at warp speed...I guess this asshole needs a vid of her shooting up before he will intervene. Too bad that she is so dislikeable and marginally talented or I would feel a sense of pity, instaed for her and the rest of her hillbilly opportunistic nasty crew...I just don't give a rats ass...I almost wish the bitch would just o.d. and stop torturing us with bad music and funny chipmunk looks...and that annoying hoarsey voice of hers...the whole hillbilly bunch should just take a swig of their moonshine and shut the fuck up!!!

Exactly what is out of his control? Did he not realize he was setting his kids up for this kind of shit whenever he pimped them out in order to extend his short-lived fame and fortune?

Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 6:20pm.

I say we keep illegal aliens and deport ignorant hillbillies.

I second this measure.
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muaha! Thirded.

So this is no good but letting her pose half naked at 15 is OK!

Don't apologize now, Hillbilly Ray. Things may be out of your control NOW, but how about those 17+ years you DID have effect on her?

I'd worry more about the skankness than some weed use.

"I had no idea my teenager was experimenting with drugs and multiple sexual partners while I wasn't parenting and letting her flit all over the world by herself."

http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/

If my dad was Billy Ray Sinus I'd be mainlining by now.

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Oh please. After college I moved back in with my parents for a while. I would smoke weed in the front yard (it was cheap schwag filled with seeds) then dump the pipe out in the grass.

One day I woke up and my dad had left a note by my purse:
"I found weed growing in the flower bed. That's not funny."

That was the last I ever heard of it. The only sadness came from him never asking if he could come out and have a hit.

http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/

Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 7:53pm.

You know why we used to spin around in circles til we fell down dizzy when we were kids? Cuz we wanted to get high.

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hahahhaa THIS!

I only have to bend over and stand up again nowadays to get the same effect.

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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z

I shudder and tremble to think just how much more annoying that swamp rat is when high.

This needs to be caught on vid IMMEDIATELY. Where the fuck is Kevin Federline when you finally need him?

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Submitted by kacky on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 9:02pm.
You don't want your 18-year-old partying on camera. I think pot should be legalized too, but the point is that the kid is becoming more of a skank every day. The crime is that he seems surprised by it. You're the one that posed half naked with her, moron!
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Thanks for slapping me back to reality. Jesus H & Buddha, it's rinse & repeat with these Disney hookers & their hillbilly pimp daddies/mommies.

aw...I feel for him in spite of every bad-liberool-cunt instinct in me screaming IF YOU DIDN'T PIMP HER TO THE DISNEY FUNDIE XTIAN MADONNA/WHORE FAPPERS THIS WOULD BE A NON-ISSUE.

Shitters in 3...2...1...

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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09

You don't want your 18-year-old partying on camera. I think pot should be legalized too, but the point is that the kid is becoming more of a skank every day. The crime is that he seems surprised by it. You're the one that posed half naked with her, moron!
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You're on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.

Honestly, I'm just annoyed MILEY CYRUS partakes in the same activities I enjoy. That's what really bothers me. ... hopefully she uses this as a gateway and goes on to heavier things and doesn't make me rethink my ways. seriously.

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

SO curious what Miley will say about it all. Personally it bothers me cause this kid should know better. We've all seen so many celebs go down the wrong road, why make yourself one more? Not every kid does stuff like this either so I don't buy that everyone is doing it bs. In the video Miley mumbles Anna Nicole's name. That's a wake-up call right there in my opinion. Hollywood is lethal and what she's going through right now is lethal personal issues. I hope daddy will now step up to the plate.
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People bitching about pot are so annoying. Here in CA it's a slap on the pinky if you get caught with weed. It's not. A. Big. Deal.

I have my medical recommendation and smoke all day every day.

Salvia is a piece of shit that hardly worked for me. Biggest waste of $30 bucks that could've gone to 1/8 of Bawmb Nugg! ARGHHH

ATTENTION: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Today is Friday! Ladies, PLEASE ensure Beaver cleanliness and proper 'scaping of your nether regions!

If we all do our part, the world will be a better place.

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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 12/10/2010 - 7:37pm.

Bitch, please. Like anybody is actually following Billy Ray Douchebag's Twattering bullshit.

Go get another bad haircut asshole, while your fug beaver-chompered brat continues to make shitty music and straddle stripper poles.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

It always amazes me when shitty parents scratch their heads over their adult kids' behavior. "Wow, I don't know WHY she turned out like this!" Fucktards.

Damn I just read about Salvia in "Dexter is Delicious". I thought it was some made up shit.
It's full name is kinda awesome though. Salvia Divinatorum, or something like that. I'm surprised they haven't mentioned it in harry potter.

Also checkout Disney's IT prostitot Cross-eyed Gomez. You could fit an entire harem in that GAP.

http://gofugyourself.com/selena-fugmez-12-2010/2010-q102-jingle-ball

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.

My ovaries just exploded.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults