Saturday, December 11th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Showgirls/Black Swan Mash-Up We've All Been Waiting For
Because everything is better with a giant splash of Showgirls, here's a NSFW-ish (due to several drops of Nomi nips) masterpiece mash-up of The Black Swan trailer and the greatest piece of cinema ever made! I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who thought Black Swan would've been perfect it it had more bejeweled pasties, Doggy Chow, exquisite stripper nails and Saved By the Bell stars.
(Thanks to Jeffrey McHale for making dreams come true)
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:15pm.
You should have watched Sarah Palins Alaska...funniest show ever!!! Kate Gosselin really showed what a piece of shit mother she is. The show also shows how full of shit Sarah Palin is with her fake camping. Alaska is great...pay me now!
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OMG that ish was hilarious! Kate being all pouty and shit as always. The kids were having fun and enjoying themselves while Kate was bitching about how cold and hungry she was. Palin's dad said something like "As soon as she got off the plane she was complaining."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:03am.
Alrighty, really have a solid 12 hours of writing that must be submitted by tomorrow. Will break later for snarks and laughs.
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Hi Cappy! I'll have Mr M's hot buttered rum ready for breaktime (don't sprain your brain).
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♥♥ @CSG! I broke my brain. 11fking40pm here and I am still 8 pages behind plus behind one statistical charting on social inequality (oh, just a 10 pg stats project due by 9am tomorrow). I fking am down to my last 6 credits and I'm really fighting through this. I need god-nectar. Where's that rum toddy?? *gets brandy ready to splash extra shot in rum toddy* CSG, though, are you doing good? How's work and your holiday shopping/plans/stuff and stuff? {{hugs to CSG}}
*waves to Eiles and Queenie and Beakers and Mercury and everyone!* Back to assignments. All-nighter for me. argh
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
That was very funny!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:15pm.
You should have watched Sarah Palins Alaska...funniest show ever!!! Kate Gosselin really showed what a piece of shit mother she is. The show also shows how full of shit Sarah Palin is with her fake camping. Alaska is great...pay me now!
Katy Perry on the Simpsons: Worst moment in the history of the series. It should definitely have been canceled before it came to this.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
I swear, I thought there was something totally familiar when I saw the trailer for 'black swan' and now I know why!!!!
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semper fido
Mr. Merc the ceiling is all done, I did use a long napped roller. Now I need a long nap.
Also painted the walls. They need another coat.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 3:25pm.
CSG, I've heard of those. Don't you have to bake a gazillion cookies and to give each person at the party a dozen or something? I make a bunch to give out and for hostess gifts. I made peppermint brittle last night (melt white chocolate with crushed candy canes, mmmmm) and starting on shortbread and butter tarts today. My neighbours on both sides both have snow blowers and take turns blowing my driveway when we get snowstorms (why did that sound so dirty?), so I bring each of them a plate of goodies to say thanks.
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Beakers, we're lazy bitches so each of us makes a dozen or two of a new recipe and we hold a tasting. There's six of us, and everyone brings two dozen or so cookies, a copy of the recipe, as well as something to drink because it's the holidays and this is basically an excuse to over-indulge in sweets, booze and gossip while sounding responsible and sweet to the other family members who don't attend. Let's face it, "cookie exchange" sounds better then "stuffing our faces with lard and sugar while talking trash and getting loaded on holiday-themed booze before we go home and pass out". It really is a good time.
I can see why your neighbors are more then happy to blow your driveway! Peppermint brittle, shortbread and butter tarts sound awesome.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
CSG, I've heard of those. Don't you have to bake a gazillion cookies and to give each person at the party a dozen or something? I make a bunch to give out and for hostess gifts. I made peppermint brittle last night (melt white chocolate with crushed candy canes, mmmmm) and starting on shortbread and butter tarts today. My neighbours on both sides both have snow blowers and take turns blowing my driveway when we get snowstorms (why did that sound so dirty?), so I bring each of them a plate of goodies to say thanks.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 3:16pm
*drools*
YUMMY!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 1:15pm.
ahahahahhaha! COOKIE EXCHANGE? LOL...kidding...sorta. MWAH!!!!♥♥♥
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*attempts to implant following suggestion into Leenie's subconscious*
Laugh all you want missy, but tonight around 9 pm when you have a hankerin for a warm, sweet, buttery, frosted, chocolatey home-made treat (with sprinkles), you'll WISH you had a plate of CSG cookies and a hot buttered rum! LOL
**SMOOCHES**
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 1:15pm.
ahahahahhaha! COOKIE EXCHANGE? LOL...kidding...sorta. MWAH!!!!♥♥♥
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:17pm.
YUMMY!!! How do you make them???
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Leenie!! *hands Leenie a HBR*
They're easy to make, but you need to get the batter from a liquor store (in the mixer section). Get a dark rum like Bacardi or Mt.Gay (no pun intended). It takes some rum, a spoonful or two of the batter and some boiling water. They taste like hot butter rum lifesavers and will make you mellllllooooow. Wish I could give everyone here a mugful, it tastes like the holidays.
Oooooh, that sounds good, Mr. Mercury. I have a recipe in one of my cookbooks for hot, buttered rum that I've been meaning to try. I also want to try this Danish spiced wine punch recipe that's served hot and supposed to be good for the holidays. I want to switch it up this year instead of just adding spiced rum to eggnog from the carton.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:03am.
Alrighty, really have a solid 12 hours of writing that must be submitted by tomorrow. Will break later for snarks and laughs.
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Hi Cappy! I'll have Mr M's hot buttered rum ready for breaktime (don't sprain your brain).
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:17pm.
YUMMY!!! How do you make them???
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Leenie!! *hands Leenie a HBR*
They're easy to make, but you need to get the batter from a liquor store (in the mixer section). Get a dark rum like Bacardi or Mt.Gay (no pun intended). It takes some rum, a spoonful or two of the batter and some boiling water. They taste like hot butter rum lifesavers and will make you mellllllooooow. Wish I could give everyone here a mugful, it tastes like the holidays.
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*PLANTS BIG SMOOCH ON MR M's FOREHEAD*
**FONDLES LEENIE**
Mr M, thanks for the suggestion! I was trying to come up with a new drink idea for my sis' cookie exchange next weekend (I know, don't judge). This sounds tasty and will be the perfect libation for the five pounds of sugar and butter I plan to ingest.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Mercury! ♥
I just hopped on and put the one OP post up right before yours, and about to get back to final papers and see you! Hope your weekend is going swell. LOL re: the beer w/ the ceiling painting. It sounds like a stucco (?) ceiling?
Alrighty, really have a solid 12 hours of writing that must be submitted by tomorrow. Will break later for snarks and laughs.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Cappy my sweet..! *waves and throws things to get attention*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 7:27am.
Now I am trying to force myself to paint my dining room ceiling.
It's one of those bumpy looking things, which someone in the 1960s must have thought would be attractive.
Sucks in paint like a sponge, if I remember correctly.
It's been 16 years since I've painted the motherfucker.
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Amen, Jill. I feel your pain on the ceiling business. I've got one of those "popcorn" ceilings too, popular in the 60s and harder than hell to get covered. Just make sure you have a rough texture sleeve for your roller and a lot of beer..should make the job easier.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 7:28pm.
^^^ I don't get this.
#2) speakit has gone crazy again in the forum.
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Hi fishsticks and Eiles,
I wouldn't mind having a laugh about this 'forum' place, plus batshit resilience viewing sometimes makes for intriguing downtime when one is stressed over deadlines, lol. And why are they/it saying shit about M.E.? People really need to get worthwhile lives if this is what they do for fking hours on end. I'd like to peek in, if you can link it?
@Eiles, maybe I'll msg you on the forum link later. Plus, thanks for the convo last night. It just clears the mind to analyse w/ someone else knowledgeable about that mess LOL. thx.
Separately, happy Sunday all; if it's raining where you are at, just curl up and enjoy the games or cooking or each other or whatever. Gonna try to break from studies to watch a game. Later.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Okay, that was friggin' awesome. LMAO
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"I was born with glitter on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"
Coincidence...Showgirls was shown in England yesterday, much to my delight since I've never seen it before.
I'm going to save it for a Xmas treat. I love - so awful they're funny - films.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I only watched Showgirls once, and by the time I dragged my way through it I was thoroughly sick of sex. And that's a bad thing.
Now I am trying to force myself to paint my dining room ceiling.
It's one of those bumpy looking things, which someone in the 1960s must have thought would be attractive.
Sucks in paint like a sponge, if I remember correctly.
It's been 16 years since I've painted the motherfucker.
Loved Elizabeth on the L Word. And saw her in an off-broadway production where she really was good!! She does have talent....that was just such a shit film!
LOL @ Paul Verhoeven filming one of his wet dreams in the midst of his midlife crisis. Not many people get the chance to do so.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Damn, Kyle Maclahan was hot back than
Lmfaooooooo this is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen!
Nikki Finke says that "The Tourist" tanked this weekend: $18.5m from 2,756 theaters.
http://www.deadline.com/2010/12/first-box-office-the-tourist-bombs-even-...
This.Was.Awesome. And that movie really deserved an Oscar- I believed every minute of her acting and tit shaking.
@ Morbidosity- Santa Clause?! Lifetime had some hot piece named Eric Winter in a holiday movie; much better eye candy.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:39pm.
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Yup, Thomas Nast and i fucking hate it. that was the vicorian era and about 75 years later coca cola came out with the much gentler santa you are much more used to seeing today. pardon my spelling, i am drunk. fuck it. you know what i mean. have to go know the garagrge door opener has gone up so it's time for me to go down and put on sandwiches and smiles.
. settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Well. I just spent the last 2 plus hours watching the Tim Allen Santa Claus movies. I'll never get that time back.
Aw man! Now I feel like such a loozer that I've never seen Showgirls! It looks like one hot movie!
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:40pm.
Mr.Mercury, defally gonna them next week. Sounds yummy
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Leenie, look for the Trader Vic's Famous Hot Buttered Rum Batter if you can find it. Not too expensive and worth the search! They are sooooo good, I have them every holiday season (and they're fun for sexy times too!!).
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
brilliant mashup and lol @ the possessed dolphin / orgasm pool scene , that never tires!
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:38pm.
I finally got me a peak in that forum. What's good?
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Did you also participate in the run M.E. down and make fun of her party they're having in there? That shit made me sick. I was there in a few ago, and just left. The freaking spam is more intelligent.
Someone is being mean to M.E.? I'll cut a bitch
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Mr.Mercury, defally gonna them next week. Sounds yummy
MSucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
That was clever.
I am making Salted Caramel Bars when the kids go to bed. And I fully intend to eat them all. I went to mall today, I deserve them.
Submitted by charlie m on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:16pm.
i'll open a fascinating topic few of you may even know even think about. creepy santa drawings. my wife has a child's cookbook she has had since childhood that has recipes for children to make for their parents on christmas morning and the book is old as shit from the 1800's and features a erommously creepy looking santa coming down chimney and peering over beds, and looking over children sleeping, and opening gifts, and just and very disturbing looking santa in general. etc. gross. i believe the artist is thomas nast.
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Wow. Thomas Nast? The artist who brought down Boss Tweed and the Tammany Hall gang in NYC at the turn of the century? Charlie, you are an erudite man of many faces.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I finally got me a peak in that forum. What's good?
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:25pm.
Morb, that's the only dress Shiloh ever wore! Goes well with the carving knife.
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That kid does have some problems. Whats the name she wants to be called? Jack? John? Both names of serial killers, who were probably dressed funny my their mama's too.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:17pm.
YUMMY!!! How do you make them???
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Leenie!! *hands Leenie a HBR*
They're easy to make, but you need to get the batter from a liquor store (in the mixer section). Get a dark rum like Bacardi or Mt.Gay (no pun intended). It takes some rum, a spoonful or two of the batter and some boiling water. They taste like hot butter rum lifesavers and will make you mellllllooooow. Wish I could give everyone here a mugful, it tastes like the holidays.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:17pm.
YUMMY!!! How do you make them???
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Morb, that's the only dress Shiloh ever wore! Goes well with the carving knife.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
@ Dog - lol.That about sums it up. =]
Morb, here is my submission for a caption for your avvie:
Rather than trying to make Shiloh into a boy, Angelina should have paid attention to the child's deep-seated hatred for her mother.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 9:10pm.
That sounds great! I'm only now starting to relax and actually have some dinner and it's already 9:45. I've been running around all damn day...I hate the holidays, shopping, the crowds...let's face it I hate everything!
So...wassup? I'm drinking hot buttered rums and feeling merry.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"