This Is Our Future, Part 13
And here's a little clip from Maury that reminds us all that 2012 isn't that far away and society is going to go out with a BANG! 13-year-old Cel’andrea (Ironically, that sort of sounds like the name of a birth control and herpes simplex drug in one which has been banned from the FDA and can only be found in certain pharmacies in Algodones, Mexico) tells Maury that she sends naked pictures of herself to boys and that SNOOKI is her idol. Yup, we're fucked.
It's a good thing that Hairspray took place in the 1960s, because Cel'andrea is exactly what Tracy Turnblad would look like if it was set in the Jersey Shore era.