Who Needs Math Anyway?!
10-year-old superstar sensation Willow Smith is too busy whipping her hair that she doesn't have time to whip out stupid school books to study. Willow tells The Telegraph (via CBS) that there's no time for school shit when she's trying to focus all her energy on snatching RiRi's wig off in a bid to become the next big thing. Yeah, 2010 isn't over yet, but it's safe to say that the powers-that-be can start engraving Will and Jada's names on the PARENTS OF THE YEAR trophy. Title won!
This is what Willow had to say:
"I never really get to go to school because I am always on tour or with my father. There is a tutor most of the time, but usually I am working so I never get to do the lessons. The worst thing about maths is all the kids are ahead of me because they go to school."
Willow isn't missing anything. MATHS is for suckers! Who needs to know the answer to 2 + 2 (Don't tell me! I'm thisclose to solving it for myself!)? That's what Willow's assistants are for! Who cares if Willow can't sound out the words on her contract that read: "Your forever future earnings go into your parents' checking accounts. FOREVER!" Willow is a BIG STAR! Besides, if her career should fail for whatever reason she can just blame it on the maths.



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Does this brat know how fugily she is???
Get some humility.
Submitted by Falmouth: "I don't think black Brits speak like black Americans."
Um, that's because they're, um, different. Irish Americans don't speak like the Irish from Ireland, regardless of skin colour. Come on, man. Samantha Mumba (she's kind of ugly, no?) talks like she does because she's Irish. If she spoke "ghetto," then I'd suspect she'd sound like any li'l slum kid.
And quite a few black Americans don't speak like other black Americans. I know this because some of my best friends are black.
Submitted by nebajnim on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 1:24pm.
It isn't a british thing in this case. The quote should say maffs, to make things clear. "I don' get to do ma maffs, ya know." I don't think they say that in England.
Interesting--you're the first person to suggest that. The British press often translates Americanisms (even in quotes)so they're better understood: knickers for panties, lorries for trucks, etc. I don't think black Brits speak like black Americans. And while Will Smith grew up in West Philly, Willow sure didn't.
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FAKE. No American kid says "maths".
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Submitted by Dr.Toast on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 6:46am.
This scientologist mini-monkey needs to go away.
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Idiot. You just had to make the racist “monkey” comment didn’t you?
Uh, the reason she says maths is because she is faking a BLACK accent. Her parents don't talk ghetto, and neither does she. But they fake it to keep it "real" or in this case, fake. It isn't a british thing in this case. The quote should say maffs, to make things clear. "I don' get to do ma maffs, ya know." I don't think they say that in England.
I'll be waiting to hear Will and Jada talk their way around that statement from precious Willow.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 8:39pm.
While it is widely reported that Smith turned down a scholarship to attend the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), he never applied to MIT,[9] although he was admitted to a "pre-engineering program" there.
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I had a friend who knew Will and Jazzy Jeff when they were still pretty close and I had never heard that he was accepted to MIT, or that he was a gifted student. The pre-engineering program sounds like one of those high school Upward Bound things that are as exclusive as the amount of pull a family member has to get you in.
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From Will Smith Biography:
"Smith himself later claimed that MIT was mentioned because he had very high SAT scores and his mother knew the admissions officer there. But there was little real chance of his being accepted, he'd say, as "I was a B-student that did C-level work. Occasionally I'd pull it out the bag and get an A". Despite his parents' ishes, he didn't want to go to college anyway - the music was now his thing and, come college time, he'd already made a huge success of it."
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This is worth mentioning for several reasons on Willow's behalf. At least Smith took the SAT exams, at least he went to high school. This child isn't even in school at all.
As celebrities are so influential on young people we have this entitled star demonstrating complete neglect of what is absolutely the most important thing for young people in America, Get An Education!
Work with youth in the inner city and Smith's lack of parental responsibility just disgusts me no end.
She's going to get MILLIONS AND MILLI0NS OF DOLLARS. Who needs math when all you have to do is sign something and the money never runs out? .
This scientologist mini-monkey needs to go away.
Odd that they 'quoted' her using the British "maths" instead of the American "math".
"Maths" ha ha, it's hilarious how the British press has to make it sound like all Americans use British slang...I read InStyle UK and they're always quoting people like Nicole Richie or Christina Aguilera as saying things like "My mum and I went round to the shops and bought a frock". No Americans say those kinds of things, ever. I don't know why they can't just print "My mom and me went shopping and bought a dress." ???
Anyway...this kid is as annoying as a gnat in the eye and her parents are total idiots. They need to get her butt in school and off the stage/movie set. Same goes for her brother.
she should get the new deadmau5 and she will know that
4*4=12, lmao
why God ? Why ? are you there ?
she will be as damn as rock!
Britney Spears who? this girl will top the cake.
but she is deluded , she is always on tour ? what ???how many records she has out and how many top hits?
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Great role model , right? No wonder why most Americans can't even understand that our government is actually fucking us when they give the top 1% cut backs on taxes...because the numbers sound high the 1% must be right lol, what a joke...... it is simple math yet most Americans don't understand how to apply the mathematics that the top 1% only pay 1.4 cent to every $1.00 the lower 50% pay yet the top 1% have an adjusted gross income equal to the bottom 50%(70 million people) of taxpayers. The dumb downing of the collective rages on and this little puppet is prime example of marketing stupidity to the youth, hate on education and the idea of "just make babies by the time your 16" so you can have your TV show. Such blatant forms of mental manipulation to dumb us down.....At least I am calling it out for what it is, I wish more people would.
Maths is the British lingo for math....I'm sure the journalist changed it....not so escandaloso as the fact that she realized at 3 she wanted to be a star and she "got how celebrity works"...do people even have memories of that age?
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 7:15pm.
Willow here is a story problem for ya.
1. How can you be on tour if you have one fucking song?
hahaha. The extended mix?
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She was buckets
and water flouncing into them.
She was winds pouring wetly
round house-ends.
Another dumb spoiled bimbo in the making.
With no education, she won't know when her accountants and handlers are ripping her off. Oh yeah, her money will all go to the Church of Shitology, so it won't matter.
Is she considered a role model now that she is a fabulous, famous, world-class entertainer?
This little girl and her brother should be in class, not touring or making movies.
Whip My Hair? More like Whip My Parents' Asses.
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This is sad, because Will was obsessed with one of his costars when she went to Harvard, called her all the time to find out what school was like, and said if he could do it all over he would go to college.
I guess Willow is on her way.
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While it is widely reported that Smith turned down a scholarship to attend the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), he never applied to MIT,[9] although he was admitted to a "pre-engineering program" there.
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I had a friend who knew Will and Jazzy Jeff when they were still pretty close and I had never heard that he was accepted to MIT, or that he was a gifted student. The pre-engineering program sounds like one of those high school Upward Bound things that are as exclusive as the amount of pull a family member has to get you in.
Great parenting--nothing like setting priorities in your child's life. Fast forward 10 years when this uneducated little twit tries to tell us how to vote.
from Wiki:
While it is widely reported that Smith turned down a scholarship to attend the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), he never applied to MIT,[9] although he was admitted to a "pre-engineering program" there.[8] According to Smith, "My mother, who worked for the School Board of Philadelphia, had a friend who was the admissions officer at MIT. I had pretty high SAT scores and they needed black kids, so I probably could have gotten in. But I had no intention of going to college."[10]
^ Meg Grant (December 2006). "Will Smith Interview: Will's Roots". Reader's Digest. http://www.rd.com/content/openContent.do?contentId=31133. Retrieved 2006-06-27.
One thing that I really want to know is, was Willow unsupervised when she gave this interview? She sounds like she was because had she been with one of her parents or a tutor or a guardian of some sorts she would either not have said that or the guardian would have had interjected. Which leads me to believe that either a) Will and Jada are letting their 10-year old daughter handle journalists on her own or b) they aren't and they are actually proud that Willow is skipping school to be a dumbass on a stage.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 7:06pm.
Interesting that she uses the word "get" instead of "have to".
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Ooooh. Good point !! You rarely hear people say something like " I didn't get to go on vacation" and be happy about it.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 7:15pm.
LMAO!
Willow here is a story problem for ya.
1. How can you be on tour if you have one fucking song?
Interesting that she uses the word "get" instead of "have to".
Dr. Phil (I know, I know) says that instead of thinking, "Oh, I have to go to work today" that you change it to "Oh, I get to go to work today." Like you should look at it in a positive way, because, for example, having a job is a good thing and lots of people would love to be able to go to work.
Sounds like Willow thinks that going to school might be fun. Poor kid.
Her Great Uncle Phil probably won't put up with that shit for long. He was really serious about Will and Carlton studying hard. I hope he straightens her out pronto.
i'm disappointed in will.
next we are going to see maddox with his own video.
UK papers always Anglicize quotes. I don't like it. We can manage to figure out what a British celebrity is talking about. I think UK readers would figure out what Willow was talking about.
Danica McKellar needs to slap her.
How come they don't just admit they're scientologists?
Submitted by cmsmik on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 5:50pm.
♥ Threadkilla!-This is a prostitot.
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♥ Threadkilla!-This is a prostitot.
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Submitted by RLF on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 5:44pm.
I didn't read all the comments, but you people do understand that they say "maths" in Britain? Okay, good. Let's move on.
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Yeah, but you think those little zombies are gonna know that?;p
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his brood of stains
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Wasn't Will some math prodigy who got into MIT?? This is shameful.
I didn't read all the comments, but you people do understand that they say "maths" in Britain? Okay, good. Let's move on.
I dont know why hes pimping his kids out. I think Will was cooler before he started doing that. And hanging with tommy girl.
Submitted by cmsmik on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 5:37pm.
Well now this shatters the perfect family image Jada and Will would have us believe! If you ever want the truth, ask a child.
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Slow down, trigger. This is a prostitot.
She's already SO far away from her market. One of the reasons Britney and Xtina and Gaga and Ketchup do well is cuz they're roots are seemingly similar to that of the market.
Jada's all fucked up with her born into stardom life. So she gotta dumb herself down a little so kids won't be too intimidated ... now they can say: Well, I may not have rich parents but at least I know it's MATH and not MATHS.
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So does Will want to retire or something. Is that why we've been getting his kids shoved down our throats for the last year or so? I mean his dyke-y wife has never had much of a career so is he hoping his kids will? I'm confused.
Well now this shatters the perfect family image Jada and Will would have us believe! If you ever want the truth, ask a child.
Scientology must be against educating your children; they are also against medicating your children. Just ask John Travolta, his kid is dead because of it.
Child stars should just go ahead and stick the heroin needle right in their eye and get it over with. Save us all from watching the train wreck in slow motion.
Why is it the more money you have, the more fucked up you become?!
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Submitted by Slurpee on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 5:17pm.
I didn't do well in maths but I kicked ass in home ecs and shops.
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I'll bet Willow would tell you that all the other kidz are ahead of her in home ex and shopz because they go to skool.
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