Hide Yo Billionaires, Elizabeth Hurley Is Back On The Market!
The News of the World has published what they say are ESCANDALOSO pictures (you have to pay to see that mess, so fuckit) of married Elizabeth Hurley rubbing her mouth all over the mouth of a dude who isn't her husband. The NOTW claims that Elizabeth's wayward snatch has skipped on over to the peen of Australian cricketer Shane Warne and that the two were together as recently as this past Wednesday.
When the story hit this morning, Elizabeth Tweeted that she did not commit illegal acts of sluttin' against her husband Arun Nayer because they have been separated for months.
Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this.
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Elizabeth started spreading her chest dumpling all over Arun in 2002 and they got married in 2007.
Below are pictures of Shane taking his swollen cricket out for a little swim while vacationing with his ex-wife and kids in Fiji three years ago. Yes, Elizabeth has moved on from the Indian Julio Iglesias with that. Possible gold digger fail alert.
I mean, Arun looks like he cums rose-scented hundred dollars bills, but maybe Shane really has the shit that makes Elizabeth's chocha chirp. Who knows. But I do know that Arun better get revenge by humping on Divine Brown in a car parked on Sunset Blvd.



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Just wanted to clarify, when Jemima was married to Khan, he wanted to go into politics so insisted they live in Pakistan.
There was serious civil war going on at the time, so no hot water and no electricity often.
Plus, women are second class citizens in Pakistan and I'm sure she didn't like that.
I followed this story carefully when they got married, I thought it was of interest.
From a rich man's spoiled daughter to living in a modest accomodation with war, no hot water, electricity, we knew that wasn't gonna last!
My mud hud illustration was meant tongue-in-cheek.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
She's only loaded thanks to her son, by Steve Bing, whom she receives multi-millions from..
The Daily Mail says Liz is far wealthier and, without a prenup, is likely to have to pay him millions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1338409/No-nup-Liz-Hurley-f...
I wonder how she is going to explain this to her son, poor kid has known Arun as his father since his toddler days.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/RUkJZmsqHrm/Liz+Hurley+Drops+Off+Son+Gran...
Apparently he believes Arun is his daddy, he is a 'full father figure to him.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://assets.gearlive.com/celebriti...
I read on dailymail that whenever her son questioned Liz why dady is brown and they are so white she would reply " He is not blood, remember?"
Fuking cunt. I would take a devoted husband anyday than a philandering douchebag.
What a dumb bitch. This guy she married seemed like the real deal. Good looking, great smile, loaded, and he appears to always be good natured. She, on the other hand, is always going around with her tits hanging out trying to get attention. Stupid whore.
I knew it would NOT last just by how big their wedding was.
awww I think her son's adorable!
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"I've seen Ryan Seacrest in a turtleneck so I should've known that they make turtlenecks in tiny people sizes but now I know it's a for real thing." MK
You've got to hand it to this ho, her claim to fame (The Dress at the Funeral opening and Divine Brown) have been milked to a very comfortable bank account. Not bad for an absolute talentless creature. These reports today made me want to rewatch my well worn VHS of the hilarious "The skipper", but then again it's only Monday. And to enjoy this crapfest you need to get seriously wasted. My fellow posters here, write to Santa for a copy of this "movie".
All in all I can't stand this pretentious bitch, she's ugly and well beyond her sell date. I doubt the Little Willy will be a devoted step dad as the ex was. the Indian German/German Indian is well better off without this designer of ugly bikinis.
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Ugggh--- Shane has no ankles. How can she stand to lick him---- or even touch him?
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 9:42am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 8:52am.
Submitted by Gracejones on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 8:41am.
She has no class, no class! I hate the English!!!
WORD! The English are bastards!
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Yeah man. Y'all need some more American TV so you could know what's right!
I watch 'Big Bang Theory' Does that count?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 8:52am.
Submitted by Gracejones on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 8:41am.
She has no class, no class! I hate the English!!!
WORD! The English are bastards!
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Yeah man. Y'all need some more American TV so you could know what's right!
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Dude has NO ass...
Shane Warne tweeted nearly the exact same thing:
"Sadly and unfortunately, Simone and I split up a while ago, our close friends and family were informed at that time. It is a private matter so we did not make it public. We remain friends and will continue to be good parents."
Good on Warnie, she is out of his league but we had to stick it to the poms somehow after we played so badly in the first 2 Ashes tests.
Submitted by Gracejones on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 8:41am.
She has no class, no class! I hate the English!!!
WORD! The English are bastards!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhO0Kfl5Ck&feature=related
BOOBIES!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
She has fabulous bewbs. I can see her being one of those women like Helen Mirren who's 200 years old and still has a killer rack. No fair.
Well I guess it is fair, since apparently her awesome teets can't keep her from having a rotten love life. Ah well, them's the breaks kid.
She has no class, no class! I hate the English!!!
Whether they are uppity racist pigs who hate anyone who is not white and did not get a First at Oxbridge, or whether they are trampy skanks like this, every single thing they do fucking irks me.
His family probably didn’t approve of her transparent saris. I expect Aryun to move onto Jemima Khan in 5,4,3,2….
Hurley's Damien has 6 or 7 godparents: Among the seven godparents of her son Damian there are Elton John, Hugh Grant, Henry Dent Brocklehurst, Patsy Kensit, Heath Ledger and Denis Leary
She makes me itch.
Hey, Liz...nice tits!!
Co-sign she has terrible taste in men and not seeing the hotness in Arun, at least not in this pic. LOL, bookworm what a great description. He sounds like a real prize, bwahahaha. She must not like herself very much (same goes for his wife).
Good god NO! I don't particularly like Liz but I thought she had better taste. Shane Warne is one of the biggest, goofiest, ball scratching, chain smoking, beer guzzling ockers (Aussie white trash) that the world has ever seen. He is a big bonehead, with an IQ lower than his shoe size. An absolute pig of a man who cheated numerous times on his wife.
He recently said that Liz was too old for him. Which is hysterical! She is only four or five years older than him. The big dumb, knob-head!
I read that about Diana being in love with a Pakistani doctor too! I thought it was a one-sided love on her end and he was in love with his job. I also read the Gringe is not Prince Charles, which I believe. The Gringe looks nothing like either of them. There are a lot of sad stories about Diana and I think she probably suffered fron sone form of mental illness.
Why's everyone blaming liz for the split? I'm no fan, but maybe she worked hard on the marriage and it was Arun who pulled the plug. i suspect she tried to get pregnant with Arun's kids but couldn't due to age. And lemme tell you: going through fertility treatments, even with someone whom you really love, can kill a relationship. I bet his eyes began to wander to younger, firmer birds and by now they've already moved on.
She fought for years to marry this guy, big splashy wedding, lots of drama w/his parents...
And threw in the towel?!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 6:58pm.
I don't know about small Indian peen, because in my Ho days, I had a fuck buddy from India who was hot, tall, and well endowed. OMG was he hot!
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Hahaha :D ;) getting overwhelmed with the memories eh? I know what you mean you start to reminisce some hot piece from the past, and it dawns on you "Damn that was a fine piece god dammit!"
haha
Ogm seriously that kid looks EXACTLY like Damien in Omen!! :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-440728/Smiling-Liz-husband-...
Haha weird, he looks like he is working on an evil masterplan while being carried around in his mothers (?)arms. Maybe she named him that since her most famous role was as the devil? People do that sort of stuff.
People. They are the worst.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 3:38pm
You beat me to it! Sharon Strzelecki will shank a bitch. I'm surprised MK didn't mention it.
An Aussie mentioned he has a way with his fingers, something to do with his signature cricket move? I guess that's a good reason to give up a billionaire for the bleached blonde mess. But damn she waited 5 years for that ring. I guess she's going to get a good amount in the settlement?
Agreed with the other posters, can't stand Hurley."
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Aha A man with good fingers you say? Strange all they ever talk about is big dick, licking etc, but am I right or am I right when I say a man with good fingers is both rare and to be treasured!
But so few get it right unfortunately.It's a gift I guess either you have it or you don't.
I sort of hate on Liz a little cause she snagged a billionaire, but really inside I feel "good for her" but the people in India wasn't feeling it.
I remember they commented on the marriage like "oh she's okay I guess but she is VERY OLD, why is he marrying such an old woman?"
In India girls really need to get married before 20-25 after that they are considered spinsters and will never gett married, like never ever...
And the tiara seriously she always wears that..and as someone said a tiara shouldn't be worned with the hair down all long and stringy...not how it's done, overall I'd say she tries to hard but anyway it works god damn well for her. Nah can't really hate her honestly :) good luck Liz!
God her tits are amazing.
The lover looks like an athletic Gerard Depardieu. Maybe more sex appeal than Arun, who looks like he eats an apple by paring off dainty sections with a gilded fruit knife.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 11:08pm.
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Oh, yes. I would have crumpled having married any dude in the world's most famous monarchy who basically had his 'mummy' telling him what to do/wear/say every moment of the day!!!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I don't know if her son looks like bing or not. But if he looks creepy it's not because of the exorcist. I think Jody Foster is the real father!
Friend of mine knows her from the time she was with Hugh Grant-apparently she defines the word high maintenance....whatever-she has to marry rich because what exactly does she do except go around with her tits out-can you imagine having to live with her-god it must be tedious..
Re him-isnt the word on the street that the family are loaded but he doesnt have any cash and they never could stand her-cant say I blame them....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I have always marveled at her hooker-dress sense and thought it ironic that Hugh Grant was busted with a professional. Obviously he has a type and Hurley was the higher end version.
Nice looking boobs, but when they're constantly on display like this, is there anything to them at all?
Does this trick ever wear anything non low cut? Even when it's cold as fuck, hometrick goes out wearing shit like this? Okay then...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:45pm.
alright...my trashy (credible? maybe, maybe not) bio book of Diana says she only went to the infamous yacht the summer she died was because of Mohammed Al-Fayed's invitation. Diana was heartbroken because of the Pakistani surgeon and allegedly Dodi was a ruse to make him jealous...
EDIT: which Stake Spike pretty much said...
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Yup. Heard/read that too. I believe I also saw someone in the Spencer family confirm tht Di needed alot of constant affirmation and even they wouldn't have been surprise if the rumors were true. While I have always had a soft spot for Di, even I acknowledge she was too fragile for the monarchy life. Just an odd and sad situation all around, and, honestly, I HOPE OF ALL HOPES that Kate and William fare much better and block out the royal bullshit expectation crap.
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alright...my trashy (credible? maybe, maybe not) bio book of Diana says she only went to the infamous yacht the summer she died was because of Mohammed Al-Fayed's invitation. Diana was heartbroken because of the Pakistani surgeon and allegedly Dodi was a ruse to make him jealous...
EDIT: which Stake Spike pretty much said...
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:22pm
I heard that too but never heard there was actual proof. It's one of those conspiracy theories (like Di having a box full of dirt on the Royal Family, information of British involvment with landmines, etc.). Di's death puts JFK's to shame.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:47pm.
But Jemima's husband was rich too. She wasn't living in no hut. Didn't she convert to Islam? I think she got pissed that she was seen as a second class citizen and probably got tired of not being known for being a Goldmsith and having people kiss her ass. ugh
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Jemima's husband was a rich cricket player and she never ever lived as a second class citizen in Pakistan. That's utter bullshit that she spews in order to justify her divorce. Women with money and education are treated like fucking queens over there. Bitch lived in a huge mansion, had domestic servants up the wazoo, and the cherry on top was that her mother in law was already dead, so no one to nag the living shit out of her. She spent four months of the year in England anyways.
Her only problem was that she married terribly young to a foreign guy twice her age. He was a player, and was becoming a politician then. He's also really devoted to that cancer hospital he made (which does excellent work I must say). No one forced her conversion, and truthfully, no one gave a damn what she was or wasn't. Her problem was that he was married to his career and she probably couldn't stand the fact that she would have to spend the rest of her life with one man, when people like Hugh Grant are out there to fuck in front of open windows. She was no victim of anyone or anything.
I always thought she was a fool to let Hugh Grant go. He's just adorable.. you know... minus the hooker business.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:07pm
Yeah she said she went overboard trying to be accepted into "that culture" and she hated it.
Apparently the love of Di's life was the Pakistani doctor (forget his name) who refused to marry her because she wasn't Muslim. This broke Di's heart. And apparently the Royal Family didn't want the heirs to have a half brother that was Pakistani and Muslim. Dodi was her rebound and I guess he didn't really care to date her but dated her at his father's insistance.
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Yup. Di was allegedly (some NY or London obgyn said there is proof) also preggs at the time of crash w/ the half-radical that the Monarchy feared would happen.
(ugh. I shouldn't have joked about the possible half-radical babe. How wrong of me. Hope everyone can forgive.)
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
LOL Oh god, Shane is just rebound. Where's Hugh? I fking bet those two are holed up rubbing the Arun spices off Liz as we fking type. Watch Hugh and Liz be "spotted looking cozy" at fking Boa or some dumb shit. And why is Liz wearing a stupid crown thing? What were we all talking about?
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 10:07pm
Yeah she said she went overboard trying to be accepted into "that culture" and she hated it.
Apparently the love of Di's life was the Pakistani doctor (forget his name) who refused to marry her because she wasn't Muslim. This broke Di's heart. And apparently the Royal Family didn't want the heirs to have a half brother that was Pakistani and Muslim. Dodi was her rebound and I guess he didn't really care to date her but dated her at his father's insistance.
Those Sloane-ys are all connected somehow.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:16pm.
The best part about the Bing denial is the kid looks EXACTLY like him!
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Word! EXACTLY like him.
They should have skipped the DNA test and just sat back and waited a few years as Damien-Omen fulfilled his Bing-Dynasty Destiny.
Then Hurley should have dragged Bing's ass to court, where a straight-faced looking Bing would have probably denied paternity, all while the judge, jury, court reporter, attorneys, and curious bystanders slowly turned their heads from Bing to Damien-Omen, and back again to Bing wondering how the hell a spawn could look so much like its lecherous father.
This I would have paid to see.
Submitted by Jsdc007 on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 6:09pm.
Darling, I went to school with Arun Nayyar (the Cathedral & John Cannon School). We were both on the same swimming team, and I've seen him nekkid many, many times. He is anything but small. He's also half German, and his Indian ethnicity is Punjabi. Punjabi men are not small. Anything but. The reality, however, is that while Arun is rich, he isn't Bill Gates rich. Far from it. He's probably worth about $10-20 million or so, and that's not enough for Hurley's whoring ass.
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Tell it like it is, girl! I'm Punjabi, and I can tell you for a fact that they are certainly bigger than any white man, that's for sure. He was stupid to marry her. Anyone knows a middle aged white female celebrity would find it impossible to keep her legs shut for another man. They want rich men, but then complain that the guy actually has to work to earn it. Arun, you're supposed to fuck her and chuck her, tsk tsk tsk.
Liz Hurley's always struck me as lethal. That look in her eyes that says "I'm a bitch," that smirk that says "my s*%t is the bomb" and the body to back it up. Hot sex and major drama. Lethal.
On another topic, how about them New England Pats? They're just making all the other football teams their bitches, ain't they?
are we still talking about this walking toilet or the snowstorm that is kicking the shit out of the upper midwest of america? that's more interesting, especially if I hear they close the schools, I'm gonna bust a tit.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 12/12/2010 - 8:50pm
But Jemima's husband was rich too. She wasn't living in no hut. Didn't she convert to Islam? I think she got pissed that she was seen as a second class citizen and probably got tired of not being known for being a Goldmsith and having people kiss her ass. ugh
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I hate for admitting this but I was reading some trashy Princess Di bio last night (in the bath drinking chardonnay) and it mentioned how Di and Jemima were BFF's when they were both courting wealthy Pakistani/South East Asian/Muslim men (for Diana some surgeon and then Dodi and Jemima had Arun's brother, right ?) but later Jemima took it all back (around the Hugh Grant time) and said she hated it, being a second class citizen to the family...who knows how much is true but I love the gossip.
EDIT: I got all the characters mixed up but this group definetly runs in the same cirles
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Liz, dear, you only look classy when.....wait. You never look classy. She's a walking oxymoron with a fucking tirara on her head, like a lil' pretty princess, and the girls about to fall out of her dress.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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I'm sorry but the more I look at this pic the more ridiculous it looks...that crown on her head and his "look at how handsome I am". Hahahahaha!
*reads handsome guy manual*
*skips speedos section*
That said, I think Hurley is pretty yucky too, and she's always dressed TRAMPAY as hell.