"The Bitch Is Mine"

Meanwhile in Miami.... I guess A-Rod cut his salmon jerky rendezvous short, because here's Cameron Diaz holding on to him the same way the baddest butch in the cell block holds on to her latest prison bitch. Keep your bitch close, Cam!

Here's more of A-Rod and Cam looking as if Ponch and Larry from CHiPs found real love after the latter got gender reassignment surgery.