From The L. Ron Hubbard School Of Discipline
Willow Smith doesn't know MATHS since she's too busy whippin' her weave to the top of the pop throne, and apparently she doesn't know what rules are either. Jada Pinkett Smith tells Style Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) that she and Will don't believe in telling their chirruns what to do and they work together to guide Willow and Jaden through life. And now Xenu's barley-laced dream of taking over the world with an army of spoiled Suri Cruises is one step closer to becoming a reality.
Jada explains, “We don’t have rules. We come up with agreements. Kids are little people, and we’re in life to guide them. Trying to rule someone is always an illusion, and it’s no different with children."
SANTO DIOS! My abuelita just did a slow wall slide while clutching her "weekday" plastic rosary. That is crazy talk to her. In my abuelita's house, there was one agreement: Do whatever the hell she says or don't cry when you're spitting up the bottom of her chankla for months.
But Jada says that even though they don't have rules, Willow is not stomping all over her in high-heels she borrowed from Suri's shoe closet. Jada talked about the time Willow went against her wishes by setting up a MySpace page, “I told her not to, so I was so mad. I said, ‘What do you think I should do now?’ So Willow said, ‘Mom, take my computer away’. And I said, ‘How long for?’. She said a month. So it’s negotiations. I’m not saying it’s always perfect. I have my bloops and my blunders. But I’m doing my best.”
And then two seconds after Willow handed over her MacBook Air, she picked up one of her iPhones and set up a Facebook page as Suri applauded.
And on the other side of the extreme coin, an abuelita wouldn't have taken away her laptop. No, an abuelita would've taken away the feeling in her hands. Good luck trying to reactive your MySpace page with your tongue.
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Good luck with that, Smiths.
Not only do kids need rules, they WANT them. And there were plenty of times I was secretly relieved that my mother wouldn't let me do stuff. Everyone knew my mom was NOT THE ONE and sometimes that came in handy.
That is crazy talk to her. In my abuelita's house, there was one agreement: Do whatever the hell she says or don't cry when you're spitting up the bottom of her chankla for months.
Same thing in my house, except it was my dad. We'd get the old school Chicago style dad beatdown that doesn't leave any marks.
Anyway, why don't Will and Jada just admit they are Scientologists???? It's so freaking obvious.
Abuelita knows best - not this failure of a mother and her big-eared husband. Why people listen to a man who wrote bad science fiction and established a "religion" is amazing to me. Negotiate?
"Willow, what do you think I should do with this crack pipe I found in your room?"
"How about we use it together, mom?"
"Good idea, but because you got caught with it, you're paying for the crack. We're not whoring you out for nothing."
It's a bad day when White Oprah can be proud of this fuckery.
Why won't they just come out and admit that they are $cientologists?! This is exactly how $cienos believe you raise kids. What would L. Ron say if he knew they weren't out there promoting their Xenu-lovin' ways to the world like every other wacked-out celeb?
Why is that dude from Milli Vanilli sitting with Willow and Jayden?!!!!
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She's talking like a good Scientologist here. Travolta and Cruise always say the same kind of thing.
I was raised by my grandparents and would have gotten a mouthful of my granny's gold ring for any and all transgretions. I was, and remain, a goody two shoes.
"We have negotiations"................I FUCKING CAN'T THIS MORNING ! If children are 'little adults' or 'little people' (whatever) then they should know that society has RULES AND FUCKING CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
"..two seconds after Willow handed over her MacBook Air, she picked up one of her iPhones and set up a Facebook page as Suri applauded." -MK
*faceplants on desk; cries/dies laughing*
ETA: "No, an abuelita would've taken away the feeling in her hands."-MK again
(@MK, here's some vanilla-scented salve for your hands, a malta, hard candy w/ the soft center from abuelita's secret stash and a pastelles for you. I feel ya on that. We had the same abuelita in spirit.)
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
What a family of dumbasses..I don't have kiddies, but I sure as hell wouldn't be letting them call the shots if I did..PARENTAL FAIL!
An agreement? Willow was saying she "missed going to school and being with kids her own age." Don't suppose Money Grubbing Mom & Dad made an agreement for her to practice after school or tour only in the summer?
I got a god damn agreement for these fuckers..Don't use your kids to make a fucking dollar.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Actually, we use agreements in our house too, if you do something that I don't like then you agree to get my boot up your arse.
How nice for Will and Jada. How nice for Jayden and Willow. Aren't we all just a little sad that our lives can't be as perfect?
Fuck off and die, Jada. OK? Thanks awfully.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
i hate this family
i love teenage queers
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MK, your abuelita and I must be related.
"My abuelita just did a slow wall slide while clutching her "weekday" plastic rosary." MK, I LOVE YOU. Write a book already. I will buy ten copies, I promise. Yes, you're busy entertaining us, but you have to find time to write your novel.
Jada looks like that shitty Butterscotch candy that grandparents always have and no kid likes.