Dexter And His Sister Are Getting A Divorce
Mark December 13th as the day that true love jumped in a casket and closed the door! First we find out that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' completely authentic love is over and now they're telling us that Dexter's Michael C. Hall and his TV sister Jennifer Carpenter are legally quitting each other?! Who the hell is next?! Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon?! If that happens, we can stick our Match.com profiles in the compost bin and stick with finding ten-second dick on Grindr, because that will be a confirmation that love is not a real thing!
Entertainment Weekly reports that Jennifer and Michael filed for divorce after only 2 years of marriage. During that time, Jennifer supported Michael as he battled Hodgkin’s lymphoma. They issued this joint statement:
“Having been separated for some time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall have filed for divorce.”
Access Hollywood's sources say that Michael and Jennifer have been fighting on the set of Dexter for months and she's been telling the crew about their problems. The cast and crew is apparently worried about next season since it looks like Michael and Jennifer hate each other the same way I hate bitches who don't say "thank you" when I open the door for them (I HATE THAT!).
You know, I should've started this post with the words SPOILER ALERT since we all know who's character is getting killed off next season. Freshen up that resume, Jennifer.



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Human beings are idiots. Marriage is an institution created by The Church to keep men from doing the fucky fucky with every woman they see, getting everyone they fuck pregnant and every woman they get pregnant going on welfare and becoming a financial drain on society and their bastards a financial and criminal drain on society. Oooops. Looks like The Church's message isn't being heard. Marriage was also created by The Church to keep women in submission to men. To keep women powerless. Marriage doesn't work. It doesn't work for rich people. It doesn't work for poor people. People get bored being with the same person. They get bored, they act out. Because marriage is unnatural it naturally never succeeds. Sorry Church.
I always thought it was rather weird marrying someone who also plays your sister. Un-related or not, how the fuck does that attraction happen on set? I agree with whoever said her acting sucks, her character in general is always over-the-top, desperate, and rather abrasive.
Not to SPOIL anything, but on the finale, I especially hated the way she handled that one intense scene, it was really unrealistic and unprofessional, I don't care if it's a damn TV show. I wasn't all too surprised with Lumin though, it was just too good to be true.
I can only hope that this doesn't ruin Dexter for the rest of us.
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I've always thought that MCH was bisexual, and the fact that he married Jennifer Carpenter, who is built like a 12-year-old boy, only confirmed my suspicion. But today, I'm hearing rumors that he was banging Julia Stiles.
The ugly stick actually looks ok in this pic, helps when her face is not moving & the angle is right & 846221 make-up people worked on her for 48 hours.
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For your health.
ALWAYS say thank you in this day and age if someone is nice enough to open the door for you. Actually, women seem to do it for people more often than men at times. Even if it's an "awkward" entry/exit and you're feeling like a grade A cunt, you need to put on your big girl panties and say "thanks".
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NEVER liked her acting (or her Dexter character) Her acting always seems too "over-the-top" (Quarantine-Exorcism of ER) and she ends up coming across as desperate. MC Hall, on the other hand, seems a very talented effortless actor. She seems to be WAAYYY more intense than he. She was once quoted as saying that his cancer "was the best thing to ever happen" to them. WTF??!! Loved how she waited until he was in remission to file for divorce. You just KNOW she wanted to ditch his ass when he got sick but it would hurt her career. As for the gay rumours, I doubt it - although she DOES bear a striking resemblance to Buddy Hackett.
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Submitted by Libressa on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:43am.
You can watch Dexter on casttv.com and alternate-tv.com They're free. That's how I've been watching since season 3. ____________________________________ Hey, thanks! Next up, I figure out how to use the internets. seriously, i'm practically helpless here. i need to watch more dex before i accidentally read any more spoilers. i still say C.S. Lee as Maddox when we make the brangelina biopic!
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:36am.
Maybe Hall is just super Method. His first wife got sick of his gay affairs and his second wife is sick of having to dump bodies in the ocean with him.
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That is hilarious. =D
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Yes, borgqueen!! SPOILERS possible...scroll past
I wanted a kinky weird romance. At least she lived. Maybe she'll come back (doubtful but one can hope :) Glad Quinn and Deb are together, just because.
*plugs ears*
LLLLALALALALALALALLALALALAL!!!
I'm only on Season 3!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Damn I didnt know my fellow dlisters loved Dexter. We could have been discussing it all season.
SO who likes the way this season ended? I am more than a lil pissed with what Lumen did. Is anybody else pissed too?
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Sometimes I don't say thank you if the person holding the door has made the whole process really awkward by opening it so it's hard for you to walk through and then they look like they are waiting for you to say thank you. I do say "thanks a lot!" really sarcastically or "after you!!" to men who walk through and let it slam in your face. Then again I'm a bitch, so...
LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 9:12am.
The people I hate more than the bitches who don't say thank you are the people who let the door slam in your face when you are right behind them.
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TRUTH! I fucking hate those people.
The people I hate more than the bitches who don't say thank you are the people who let the door slam in your face when you are right behind them.
this dude is as gay
as a tutu wearing monkey
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She was funny in White Chicks.
*hangs head in shame for loving low-brow humor*
Well I guess I can't read this thread since I'm only in the middle of season three. Now I understand why it was so real when she was chewing out the British trick. HAHAHAHAH! Her boobs were out 24/7!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 11:14pm.
I can't look at this chick without seeing her as Emily in "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Too creepy.
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YES! that movie scared the shit outta me! the way she would contort her body is just not right
"There’s an anger to everything in our culture right now. And I’m sort of ready for a kind of sweetness and a softness to things.” Tom Ford
That headline is too funny. Every week when I'm watching I have to mention how Dexter is fucking his sister. It messes up my brain. The only thing more twisted is when he fucked Lumen after she killed somebody. I was watching with my mom and when they started boning she turned to me and said "That's kinky as all hell". LOL
And no, they can't kill off Deb. She's the only person I've ever seen that cusses better than me. Those fuckers better work it out.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
...same way I hate bitches who don't say "thank you" when I open the door for them (I HATE THAT!).
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You're not alone, MK. That makes me madder than fish grease!! Ungrateful cunts! |:<
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I hate that, too! I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like a professional yet unpaid door opener for strangers. I have to say that since moving to the north east of England five years ago, it hasn't really happened, people are so friendly and polite here. It also gets me when you go up to pay for something, say hello and thank you and the cashier has done the entire transaction without uttering a single word. Awkward and totally rude! I've called a few people out on it (again, hasn't happened here) but it kind of wrecks my day, I hate confrontation and I also hate being a pushover so I can't win either way.
Ha ha ha- people who don't say "Thank you" after I hold the door open for them is one of my BIGGEST PET PEEVES EVER!!!!!!!! So, now when it happens, as they walk past/out, I bellow out a hearty & sarcastic "YOU'RE WELCOME" just to be an asshole :)
This dude totally sets off my gaydar. I always just assumed he was gay.
Funny, I was just wondering how they each handled seeing or knowing their spouse was filming a love scene. Doubt that's why they split and if he is gay, it's too bad he can't just say so out loud.
Regarding the show, loved this season and hope Deb can be happy with her new man (trying not to spoil anything, tell me if I've said too much). Hoping they will leave the main characters alone next season (ha ha, I know, I know, it's Dexter!). La Guerta can go, then I can have her husband...he's like a big old teddy bear. He can even wear that damn hat in bed. :)
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 12:11am.
i so love dexter. sucks that i don't have cable. i have to wait for netflix.
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You can watch Dexter on casttv.com and alternate-tv.com They're free. That's how I've been watching since season 3.
I love MCH and Jennifer Carpenter. But I like them better apart. I don't think it will have an affect on the show. They fooled us while they were first married and it didn't affect the show. They're both great actors as far as I'm concerned. It'll be forgotten like most other doomed Hollywood marriages. 2 years is pretty good for this town.
as much as i find jennifer too skinny to the point of distraction, i think she's wonderful as deb...i would hate to see her killed off...and now that people are bringimg up the gay about mch, i'm starting to think maybe there's something to that...honestly though, i haven't really been into this season of dexter, so it'll be interesting to see how this all plays out...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Deb is hardly anywhere near the top of the fail scale on Dexter. First in line to be executed should be LaGuerta, then Quinn and Dex's hairstylists (irl).
Maybe Hall is just super Method. His first wife got sick of his gay affairs and his second wife is sick of having to dump bodies in the ocean with him.
Well, this sure makes Season 6 realllly interesting! Since Showtime just announced that Dexter has been renewed for another year, the writers will have a field day with this turn of events.
I love Deb! I don't want her killed off.
But I'm really distracted imagining the hot scenes that could have been between Peter Krause and the actor who played hot cop Keith on SFU.
I always thought it was an odd pairing when they hooked up. Here I was thinking he was gay.
I'm frankly shocked to see her so pretty in real life. She has very compelling eyes. She looks (and acts) like pitbull on dexter. And I LIKE HER CHARACTER. Hottest potty mouth in miami! And I'm totally having the hots for that guy she's hooking up with, although his skin tone can only be described as Behner-ish.
ETA: I have to say, I really think she's one of naturally skinny types. Good God, that woMAN could slice onions with her hips and land 747s on her chest.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults
Damn, I JUST finished watching the season finale for this and this is the very next thing I see? Jeesh.
Oh and great timing Showtime, not announcing this until the season was over.
I saw MCH on Broadway in Chicago with his first wife. My gaydar went into overdrive.
But that doesn't stop me from loving him and finding him so very attractive.
I worship at the Dexter throne as oft as possible...absolutely LOVE that show...but never ever felt chemistry between them....they seemed so unmarried on that show...and it seems that if you love someone and are married in real life there would be some spark between them...and btw I LOVE her skinny ass...sorry but her body rocks!! I am seriously jlz cause I would have to not eat for the rest of my life and live on air pressed sandwiches to get a body like that...she has a squishy face though, but a killer lean bod! Michael C. Hall is creepy but oh so damn sexy...I will definately take sloppy seconds here!!
oh brother...I mean sister
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Submitted by kacky on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 10:55pm.
She's so creepy and skinny. Why do women allow Hollywood to force that ideal on them?
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is not Hollywood is a way of thinking ,you have to be wired different than a regular Jane, i know a few girls who are just like that and they are miss perfection walking,and is like a fear of being fat, like a belief, it is kind of weird.
geez, am i in the minority here? i love her character on dexter. i also find her strangely charismatic. freakishly skinny, yes, but very watchable and compelling.
i so love dexter. sucks that i don't have cable. i have to wait for netflix.
he saw a man, there i beat yall to it
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 11:14pm.
I can't look at this chick without seeing her as Emily in "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Too creepy.
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Yeah! me too, she is kind of creepy i really don't know what michael saw in her... :/
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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 12/13/2010 - 11:02pm.
So if she finds him out, he can either discover that he does indeed have a soul or confirm he is a monster and kill the bitch to save himself.
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Well, in the novel when debra finds out that dexter is a murderer she is ok with it, maybe they'll do that in the series, but i'm not really sure 'cause in the novel debra (deborah) is a voluptous big breasted girl and in the series she's really far away to be that :/
And it is true, michael did divorce from his first wife in 2006, so that might be true, horrible though...
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I can't look at this chick without seeing her as Emily in "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Too creepy.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Well, having Deb discover Dexter's crimes would be a fitting end to the series. Either he kills her to keep his secret or lets her arrest him and end his "career." So if she finds him out, he can either discover that he does indeed have a soul or confirm he is a monster and kill the bitch to save himself.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who is grossed out by her freakishly long torso and lack of hips. The pants just make it look a million times worse. She has very attractive facial features but an oddly shaped head and lantern jaw --- almost like a small version Potato Head Willis.
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She's so creepy and skinny. Why do women allow Hollywood to force that ideal on them? If everyone would just be normal-sized, the studios would just have to deal with it.
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im glad. it was too freaky for me anyway. so is dexter altogether.
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im glad. it was too freaky for me anyway. so is dexter altogether.
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My voodoo doll worked. Now Dexter is mine. All mine! Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaa
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