The Celebrity Break-Up Trilogy Is Complete!
Thank the FUCK it wasn't Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon or half of Brooklyn would have to doggy paddle through the river of tears and barf pouring out of my skull! But sadly, the final break-up spot has been taken by ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds. Just like Dexter & Deb and Zac & Vanessa, ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds have decided they wish to pass their genitals to others and have pressed the pause button on their 2-year-old marriage.
A source tells TMZ ScarJo and Ryan are living in separate places. The source is probably my cousin who told me she wanted a waterproof Green Lantern poster for Christmas. Sick horny bitch! But I have the feeling she's not the only one Googling "Green Lantern Dildo."
2009 was the year of deaths and 2010 is now the year that love burped out its last bref before rolling over into a shallow grave. I guess that means 2011 will be the year of BIRTHS. This makes sense since the world is ending in 2012. I just knew we'd go out under a mountain of baby saliva, diapers and creamed placenta.
UPDATE: It's true. ScarJo and Ryan released this official joint statement to UsWeekly: "After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."
What is this "long and careful consideration" they speak of? If I was ScarJo, Ryan would simply have to drop his chonies and lift his shirt over his nipples to save our marriage. Divorce averted!
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Submitted by AlohaGirl on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 12:56pm.
The only Hollywood marriage I want to consider/remember is that of Paul Newman (who will be my fantasy lover till the day I die) and Joanne Woodward. His answer to a journalist who once asked him if he was ever tempted to stray is forever etched in my brain: "Why would I buy a burger when I have steak at home?" (or something to that effect). I am sure he and Woodward hit a few bumps in the road from time to time, but the fact of the matter is she did not leave him and neither did he her.
But then again, Paul Newman was actually also a great actor and an even greater human being.
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Paul Newman is one of my favorite actors too but I had to totally dismiss his burger/steak answer when I found out he cheated on Joanne with a journalist :(
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Whenever I see ScarJo I remember what Robert Redford said about her when making the Horse Whisper, "pretty girl, but a pain who would not learn her lines."
Does this divorce really surprise anyone?
HA-this marriage always looked like it wasn't going to last. It seemed to be a naive girl with an asshole who thought he would respect her even though she probs used her looks to get him. And no, I'm not saying that pretty girls aren't smart by ANY means. I'm saying he went from a singer/songwriter/actress with loads of talent to this. And every since watching "Hes just not that into you" she's given me ho vibes, and she's so overrated it's ridiculous. Her career is based on her looks, period.
And he seems to have douche face to me, and I don't get y'alls fascination with him.
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The only Hollywood marriage I want to consider/remember is that of Paul Newman (who will be my fantasy lover till the day I die) and Joanne Woodward. His answer to a journalist who once asked him if he was ever tempted to stray is forever etched in my brain: "Why would I buy a burger when I have steak at home?" (or something to that effect). I am sure he and Woodward hit a few bumps in the road from time to time, but the fact of the matter is she did not leave him and neither did he her.
But then again, Paul Newman was actually also a great actor and an even greater human being.
Did I mention the fact that I am hopelessly smitten with the man?
I doubt I will be crying at any of those HollyTards' passing the way I did when Paul Newman died....
Somewhere in the world, Alanis Morissette is laffing her ass off...
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:00pm.
Alanis is laughing her ass off.
I HATE, HATE, HATE ScarJo, I know it's awful and I don't know why but I just can't stand her and one day she shall be crushed under my mighty fist, so I'm happy now.
BWHAHAAA!!
Alanis totally doesn't give a shit... Which is just hilarious. She reaped the good karma on this one.
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I could really give a shit about any of them except Dex & Deb, that break-up is breaking my heart, other than that, I dont give a shit about the rest.
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Aww, this is sad. This marriage kinda made me like her (must be because I could never stand that fake Analis Sorrimette), now I guess I'll go back to finding her unbearable - and she'll probably go back to being a full-time ho and wearing clothes too small for her boobs.
Stupidity aside, yes, Hollywood couples make marriage look ludicrous. My granpa passed away in May, 94 years old, 68 spent being married to granma, but they actually were together since they were kids. And my parents, who are still young, 57 and 56, have been married for 33 years now.
I just got married in 2009, we have been living together since 2006, and we have a beautiful son, rough patches come and go, because we're all human, we all have flaws, and bad moods, as for me I'm an anti-social and most of the time I can't talk about my feelings and tend to isolate myself, but what the hell, what's the point in getting married if you ain't even gonna pretend to work on it? I love my husband and I know he loves me, and I'm sure as can be that at least we will always make an effort till we really can't take it anymore.
And to be honest until now our only reasons of fighting have always been the in-laws, mine or his.
We're talking about couples who will never have to deal with some days eating the same thing because you're waiting on your salary and you had to pay the electricity bill, or can't afford a plumber and go days before fixing a leak in the bathroom, or feeling exausted after having to care for your son all day and then also having to iron the shirts, cook, clean, work and whatsoever and trying to find some time to just be together too.
We're talking about couples who can take a break and go doing something they love together whenever they want, wherever they want.
I mean, how frustrated can they be?
"After long and careful consideration" my ass.
They wouldn't know devotion and consideration if they hit them in the eye.
Sorry for the rant! :-)
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"I don't think marriage or a LTR is about finding the one so much as it is finding someone that won't drive you batshit crazy."
AMEN. And someone who can put up with you too!
Ryan Reynolds looks like he just lost at paintball.
Maybe they both have hot dates for New Years Eve!
kinda odd that so many beard contracts ended at the same time.
yep saw that one coming, run Ryan!
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FINALLY! I hated this couple. Ryan I like just fine - he seems nice & funny. But ScarJo seems like such a vapid, pretentious idiot who tries to come off as so deep & intelligent. Maybe she is, but she really just rubs me the wrong way.
Hmmm...Mr. Ladder Climber is single again. Who's higher on the rung than Scarlett? I can't see Ms Portman putting up with his shit for a microsecond, so I guess she's out. Carey Mulligan seems way too smart for him and I don't think she wants another douche so soon after Shia. Maybe he could try the peen? Carrie Fisher seems to think it's a career boost.
I always thought these two were a bit of an odd fit, but you never truly know, so I hoped these crazy kids would make it work.
That being said. Fuck marriage in Hollyweird. 2 years? Consideration? They didn't even bother trying to salvage it.
Make an effort. No shit distance is an issue, so how about they compromise; "here, honey, I'll work on this movie and you come and stay with me."
Boo hoo. She's a cow and he's gay.
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Michael K has officially made a nest in my brain, because I read the joint breakup statement as:
"After long and careful consideration WITH both our parts..."
(as in fuck parts)
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kiss my ass!
He seems very superficial, so I'm guessing the fact that her boobies have deflated noticeably is his primary grounds for divorce.
She's 26 and he's 34. Ryan, date someone your own age.
Didn't Alanis Morrissette write a song about what a douche he is?
Whatever, this is boring.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: " on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 7:31pm.
......and heeeeere's #4.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/dylan-walsh-divorce-nip-tuck/"
What is up with that photo? They look like they're in two different places with very different climates. He's all sweaty and moist like a junkie who's only on his fourth hour of kicking, and his wife is all pale and dry. Weird. She should have lent him her compact.
After reading all the comments I got tothinking, are we sure Reynolds didn't marry her for a green card? j/s
OH YES! Ryan is finally a free piece!
OMG i would do him until my parts stopping functioning.
First off, why the hell is Ryan's head photoshopped onto a smaller person's body?
Second, twits like these two get divorced in two years and Republicans still think it's the gays who are ruining marriage.
......and heeeeere's #4.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/14/dylan-walsh-divorce-nip-tuck/
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 6:35pm.
This is really disturbing. How can people end a marriage so easily? Marriage should be forever. Do your research, make sure the person is someone you can deal with and the CHOOSE to love them forever. Love isn't just a feeling--feelings come and go--it's a choice that you actively commit to.
We don't know the reason for the split. Something could have happened to make them split. Marriage should definitely be forever, but sometimes it doesn't work. And you do not choose to love someone. It is an emotion. You can choose to stay committed to someone, but you cannot choose how you feel about them. You can commit to a person, not to a feeling.
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Sexy Ry baby finally got sick of her massive bobblehead & ego to match!!!!!! Woohooo rejoice!
I'll help you out luvmehateme:
Liz and Richard had many married years...
Michael and Juanita Jordan reconciled, and they're just...
Well, Shaq and Shaunie O'Neill got back together and they couldn't be...
Charlie and Brooke reunited and really worked it...
Robin Wright and Sean Penn put every effort into...
Tracy Morgan's 23 year old marriage is getting stronger...
Hmmm...
I got nothin'.
I don't think marriage or a LTR is about finding the one so much as it is finding someone that won't drive you batshit crazy.
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Alanis is laughing her ass off.
I HATE, HATE, HATE ScarJo, I know it's awful and I don't know why but I just can't stand her and one day she shall be crushed under my mighty fist, so I'm happy now.
Ya never know. Maybe they will call it off like....um.....
Pink and Carey Hart were on the divorce trail, now they are knocked up!
And, um, Larry (the Cryptkeeper) King and his wife?
I don't know. That's all I got. People don't really reconcile these days.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I too hate it how these Hollywood twats casually poop on the sanctity of marriage. It's all fun and games for them...even the divorce. "yay, we're still friends, just gonna sign these here divorce papers! *cheesy smile*
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This is really disturbing. How can people end a marriage so easily? Marriage should be forever. Do your research, make sure the person is someone you can deal with and the CHOOSE to love them forever. Love isn't just a feeling--feelings come and go--it's a choice that you actively commit to.
Getting married and getting divorced seems far too easy.
Noooooooooo!?! This was supposed to last forever!
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Why the fuck did these two tards even get married? I happen to find the male in this relationship to be hideously unattractive, and her to be extremely blah. Sorry they have no impulse control and no sense of "hey, we got fucking MARRIED, maybe we should work things out". Seriously - what a joke. Yawn, who cares, next.
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Rojo caliente would leave Cynthia If anything....let's just make that clear!
Call me, Ryan! I didn't have much hope for these two, so this is soooo not a surprise.
I read some interview with him, and he refered to her as his "best buddy." Heheehe.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Submitted by K2 on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 4:43pm.
"Tom and Nicole collapsed after 10 years ... go figure. And Courtney and David (who spent their entire relationship going to counselling) have split after 12 years ... So ya never really know."
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Yup. Even Whitney and Bobby stuck it out for 13-wonderfully-cracked-out years!
Spencer Tracy died married, and we ALL know he had at least 2 mistresses...one of them VERY prolific.
And Mel "Blow job in the hot tub" Gibson was in for 28, and was probably terrorizing his wife with drunken rages for the last, what, probably the last 5-10 or so?
I will admit they are beating SOME of the Vegas odds...
I just keep thinking about Liz Taylor, who said she was married so many times because she wanted to sleep with the guys....call me naive, but it was a different time, maybe she didn't fuck them before marriage?
These days there is no point to getting married until you know you are ready to settle down and have kids.
These two were far from that and therefore I must infer that they are maybe not too smart.
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 4:38pm.
I always thought Ryan and Jessica Biel would work, but in a creepy almost related looking way, and have beady-eyed muscular children together.
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LOL @ that image!!
OT: these two never made sense to me. I didn't get why they were together; they didn't seem to have much in common.
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Don't see how these two even ended up together. I remember he wanted her to quit smoking or some shit and how he didn't like Hollywood parties but she did. Seems like they were typical, Hollywood, selfish arses.
Submitted by chlyn on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 5:04pm.
BonnieG: She has nice tits...and better not be hooking up with Pete Yorn.
Double word!
Or she'd better not go the Halle Berry Frenchman route and fuck Gabriel Aubry and then Olivier Martinez and Andrea Casiraghi and...
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
BonnieG: She has nice tits...and better not be hooking up with Pete Yorn.
Double word!
Or she'd better not go the Halle Berry Frenchman route and fuck Gabriel Aubry and then Olivier Martinez and Andrea Casiraghi and...
Just face it - very few Hollyweird marriages go the distance.
Too many big egos and opportunities on movie sets to go astray.
I fucking take a dlisted break for a few days and every fucking body and their mother is divorcing. What the fuck is the point of getting married for 2 years? You had to know it wouldn't be forever, so why complicate the situation by marrying, just date and cohabitate until you are over each other.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Tue, 12/14/2010 - 4:00pm.
Ya know, we all love to talk some shit about Brangelina, but break up after break up....it is not THEM that are ending their relationship in a joint rep statment. 6 years and counting. I am just sayin.
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Yeah but they dont call it the 7 year itch for nothing ! One more year to go.
He dropped Jen at the 7 year mark ...
Tom and Nicole collapsed after 10 years ... go figure. And Courtney and David (who spent their entire relationship going to counselling) have split after 12 years ... So ya never really know.
2 years of marriage and everyone is ready to call it quits!? Give me a break. Why marry if you have no intention in hell on actually working at it? These lazy fuckin' people kill me. Hollywood really needs to rethink the institution of marriage. They should all just pull a Brangelina and have a ton of illegitimate kids without an actual commitment.
I guarantee that idiot, Ryan, is kicking himself for losing Alanis. Atleast she seems happy and is about to become a mom on top of it. GOOD FOR HER.