So Two Gosselin Kids Were Kicked Out Of School After All
That headline is courtesy of Radar who claims that Kate Gosselin must've been crossing something on her body (don't let your mind go to where mine went or it might never come back) when she said with a straight-face that two of her sextuplets were not expelled from their private school, because apparently they were. Alexis and Colin are being homeschooled, but Kate says it's because they need a break from the stresses of kindergarten. But Radar's sources know otherwise and said that Alexis and Colin were kicked out for whooping the asses of several students AND an adult. And just like that, Latarian Milton's esteemed HOOD RAT STUFF CLUB just gained two members.
The source says that shit got so serious at Alexis and Colin's school that the head bitch in charge sent Jon and Kate a letter warning them that their kids are on the road to becoming kindergarten drop-outs because of their abusive behavior. Alex and Colin were put in a special program for kids who like to do bad things, but their teacher quickly learned that they need outside assistance with their social skills. The source went on to say, "Alexis and Collin could go to a public school but they would be photographed and harassed. It's clear the kids need to be integrated back into their private school, if they want to keep them at the same place. Or they can be sent to the school with the Gosselin's other kids. They can't just be tutored, at home: these kids need to be integrated with other children."
This source added that a lot of the problem has to do with the fact that Colin and Alexis hate being photographed by the paps and Kate doesn't seem to get this, "Colin actually covered his face when he was having his school photograph taken because he thought he shouldn't be photographed. Here you have children living in rural Pennsylvania and they don't understand why people are taking pictures."
Blah blah blah... Thank you, Professor CaresomuchyouwenttoRadar. But seriously, who doesn't get kicked out of preschool or kindergarten at least once in their lifetime? I got expelled from my first preschool after I continually threw my shoes at the assistants, ran away during nap time and slapped a picture book out of my teacher's hand. Every day, I had to hand over my shoes at the front door like I was about to eat Japanese food. They wouldn't let me lay down during nap time since I was a runner, so I had to sit between two adults while the other kids floated into daytime dreamland. Eventually, they got tired of my baby douchebag ways and told me to get the fuck out. And look at how I turned out! Yes, I still have to sit between two adults during group therapy so I don't run, but other than that I'm fine (not really)!
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Kate Gosselin reminds me of every cunt-ass fucking bitch I ever went to school with or worked with. I fucking hate her, them, and anyone in life who resembles her in any way, shape, or form
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Love your shit! But hyphenated adjectives... they have their place. Never mind that I was SO excited about using strike-through correctly (strike is for what you REALLY think, and you fixed that right away! Nice work)....
If someone has a "straight face", that's all it is... a straight face.
If she is a "straight-faced" so-and-so, then you use the hyphen...
"She was such a tight-lipped bitch"
"She is tight-lipped when it comes to..."
"She has tight lips..."
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Alexis has always been my favorite kid. Kate hates Alexis as much as she hates Mady. She's rebellious and doesn't give a fuck.
Alexis is the one who's going to write "Mommy Dearest." Mark my words.
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I can only wonder what these kids are going to be like 10 years from now if this cow keeps forcing them into the limelight like this. It's tragicomic to see someone THIS desperate to extend the far-too-generous 15 minutes of fame she got.
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OMG: Amber (Teen Mom) is preggers again
I thought hannah was the quiet and calm one on Kate plus eight
Alexis always seemed to have a wild streak about her
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Sads for the kids. Unbelievable sitch they got b/w liar-dad and liar-mom. Sheezusshit
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Borg Queen said: "I was obsessed with this show and if I remember correctly Alexis and Colin were the quietest of the children. So if theyre acting up, that really is an indication of something deeper. Because their mom is a famewhore doesnt mean the kids need to be subjected to that scrutiny. Plus how often is Kate with the kids? And we all know Kate is not the type of person to stroke your back and tell you everything is ok. Poor lil kids. And these 2 were my favorite."
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Khate is one of the most despicable human beings on the planet. She is pure evil.
Kate should open her own Cuntergarden.
She held them back? Those kids are going to be made fun of for being a year older than the rest of the kids. Add to that the fact that two seemingly got kicked out, I'm guessing they'll be maxe fun of even more for being held back twice!
Submitted by ohhsnapp1 on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 5:55pm.
Aren't they a little old to still be in Kindergarten?
Wikipedia says they were born in May 2004, so they're 6 going on 7. Shouldn't they all be in first grade?
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They should be but she held them all back one year. I don't know why. Maybe because she felt they were a little behind because they were preemies. Or maybe because it made it easier for her to film shows. I really have no idea.
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Aren't they a little old to still be in Kindergarten?
Wikipedia says they were born in May 2004, so they're 6 going on 7. Shouldn't they all be in first grade?
Shit like this is why I have always been Team Tiny Pecker. He had his douchey time, but he seems to have figured out that the limelight is not doing his children any favors.
The only reason Kate has them on the stroll is so she can afford $2000 dollar haircuts...if she's that desperate, she can spread her own hamhocks and leave her poor children out of it.
And I know this is a completely terrible thing to say, but I wouldn't be suprised if, later on, one or more of her children try to harm themselves.
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I can see Alexsis getting thrown out of school. She was showing her mom that she was the head bitch in charge since she came out of the womb. I watched the show (until both adult cunts stopped working) and she was always slapping kicking an yelling at the other kids. Although I can't really talk. When I was in kinder I knew my principal cause I was in his office everyday. He'd call my mom and tell on me but I didn't give a SHIT.
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Those kids are going to be monsters.
Where are they going to get any self esteem and moral values from? Their parents sold them out.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 4:36pm.
I'm pretty sure Colin is the sensitive one who is probably trying to be the father now that Jon is gone. It's probably eating him. I realize Kate won't win any awards for mother of the year but what would you do if you were in her situation?
probably looked at my husband's grimace when I suggested IVF the second time and not done it, but I guess you're talking about NOW...
probably secured some time with them to be on some Sound of Music shit and run wildly through a field of flowers with them. totally serious. kids need to be free and have fun and sing and dance and just be. then gotten them some face time with as many family members as possible because a wise person (Judge Judy) said once that kids benefit most from the widest circle of love. particularly, secured them some positive MALE influences because the common theme with the socially maladjusted is lack of positive male influence during critical formative years. and talked to them and made sure that if I couldn't, there was some responsible adult there to talk to them and help them through their feelings. even then there's no guarantee that they won't turn out like Taylor Momsen but at least you reduce the risk.
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 4:11pm.
I was just thinking the same thing...the ultimate karma would be for her to be sitting in the nursing home (because all that private nurse money will be LONG gone between the $2K weavecuts and whatnot) and not one of those 8 kids coming to visit.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone though...not even that glunt.
I'm pretty sure Colin is the sensitive one who is probably trying to be the father now that Jon is gone. It's probably eating him. I realize Kate won't win any awards for mother of the year but what would you do if you were in her situation?
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The best thing she could do for her kids is to never have the public see her or them again. I've never watched the show and completely disagree that she wants what's best for her kids when she very obviously wants to be famous more.
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Karma is gonna present itself to this bitch, when she is old and is pennyless cause her brats took all the money and even if she has 100 kids. NONE of them would want to take care of their mom or even pay a nursing home for this bitch to spend her last days. MARK MY WORDS!
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I think w/ these kids( many other kids) it's just lazy parenting. Some parents just do not have the time or do not want to put in the time to be parents. Parents try to be friends w/ their kids. Kids have no consequences for their actions at home and then when they come to school..............
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sounds like a couple of Taylor Momsens in the making.
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Katie G. lies about nearly everything and then demands that you accept what she said as the truth. She can go to Hell. Her kids will be her legacy.
Poor kids. I do hope karma bites this self-centered bitch in the ass someday.
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I didn't even read that - I couldn't get past the intensely fugly denim miniskirt + chunky, cheap-looking Kohl's mommy-sandals combination. BLEEARARRGGHH
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
That's what happens when a stupid vapid cunt decides to have way too many children, FOR PROFIT. I feel for those brats.
Wow. Yeah, those kids won't be in heavy therapy by the time they're teens AT ALL. I'll bet at least half will be drug addicts/alcoholics by 15. The thing that kills me is that Kate Gosselin obviously doesn't give a rat's ass about it - she's too busy being a "STAR." Yeah, right. A "star" for being a child exploiting train wreck. She makes me sick. As for her ex, he's a waste of space. They're both disgusting.
I'm surprised it is only 2 kids. Give it more time I guess. Has anyone seen the new TLC commercial where they have all their "stars" in a promo saying how great the channel is and how they are a big family? Guess who was the only hoe bag missing from the lineup in the commercial?
Wait for the domino effect. First these two, and in time the rest will follow. They should all rebel against Kunt Gosselin - she doesn't see kids when she looks at them; she sees $$$ and rag covers to pay for her $2000 haircuts/weaves and plastic surgery.
It's sad, really. These kids have no choice about their fame, and they are who made their parents famous. It's not like Kunt or Plugboy Jon have any special talent where they need to be seen. They had a litter. SO the fuck what?! Somebody needs to slap the weave off of Kunt and knock some sense into her before these kids hate her forever and write the tell-all at age 12.
You could see this coming a mile away. I am not surprised in the least these kids are acting out. There is nothing "normal" about their lives.
TLC needs to pull the plug on this trainwreck just like MTV needs to pull the plug on "Teen Mom" or at the very least, pull the storyline about Amber Porkwood & Gary.
The world would be a better place if a bomber happened to accidentally drop its load of 1000lb bombs on the house and vaporise the lot.
Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.
I hope children services checks up on these brats.
googled those kids I watched the show once and felt sorry for everyone except Kate, if i was jon after that I will be a total jerk. I feel sorry for the kids they cant have fun, the mom needs an enema or something
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I never escaped my preschool, or Kindergarten.
But I did however wander off in a big mall when I was 5 and I've never been so scared in my life.
Nothing like having security call over the speakers to my mother that I was missing and to pick me up at the security desk. :(
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 2:12pm.
LOL @ Bunnyman.
Kids are way too restricted and boxed in these days.
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Yeah - I was just thinking that it's becuz of us;p
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The thing about this reality shit is that they used to be called documentaries. When they were documentaries they were little projects with a beginning, a middle and an end. A life-changing experience was had by all and everyone went back to doing what they always did.
Now, it's like: I'M A TELEVISION STAR! No - you're a science experiment. That was fun now move along. If you don't errbuddy's gonna get sick. You'll get sick and your kids will get sick and we'll all get sick of you...totally not worth it. It's over. Let it go.
So fucking stoopit.
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LOL @ Bunnyman.
Kids are way too restricted and boxed in these days.
MIL buys my kids coloring books all the time and they remain uncolored - I donated literally 20 unused coloring books a while back. Someone gave them a pad of plain white paper and that thing was used up in one weekend.
I'll bet those Gosselin kids are unheard and unseen and viewed as a nuisance by everyone around them. I feel as sad for them as I do for the poor children chained to radiators and shit.
Kate Gosselin lied about her kids, shocking.
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Poor kids! It makes me sick that this bitch claims to do all the fame shit for the children! really bitch?
I said back when this show blew up for the farce that it was that these kids were going to be in need of serious therapy to try to un-do all the bullshit their parents put them through. Most of these kids will be seriously fucked up as they get older. We're only seeing the tip of the iceberg now. Kate has serious denial issues because she thinks none of the crap she's put her kids through will have an adverse effect on them. It's a real shame for the kids. They were pawns in all of this just so their parents could make a few bucks. I will bet that when some of the kids are adults, they will have absolutely nothing to do with their parents and won't even speak to them.
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Submitted by Bunnyman on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 1:52pm.
Fucking brats are so unimaginative. They should do what I did back in the day. When I got fed up with kindergarten I would ask to be excused to go to the bathroom and then I would walk out the front door. I had a lovely stroll around town for a couple of hours before my mother found me and beat the shit out of me. And I turned out totally normal.
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LOL! Same! But it was kind of an accident. They let me out of the room and I thought: Hey. I'm out. I should go somewheres! LOL!
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LMAO here at you two! I did the same exact thing when I was in kindergarten. Used the bathroom excuse and then went "shopping". Didn't take me long to learn you couldn't use rocks instead of money, but I tried. After the third time the cops brought me back I wasn't allowed out of the room alone.
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Man.. Kate needs to try stern discipline to her aggressive
little kids. My 5 year old started kindergarten this year
and had a lot of trouble getting used to it all. He was
hitting other kids and always disrupting class to the
point of getting sent to the principal's office. After
much talking to him he finally opened up and said he didn't
understand the material in class. Every day that he
misbehaved, he'd have to come home with no privelages like
watching tv or playing outside. He just had to be tutored
more in his spare time. He hated it at first but then
finally started understanding the material and after a
couple of weeks he went from class terror to class sweetheart and everyone loves him. He gets some m&m's and other positive
reinforcement when he does well... which is daily. I think
keeping kids at home to avoid the problem at school will
only make things worse. Just discipline them, Kate! And
stop famewhoring them. Find out why they are acting out
and SOLVE the issue. Damn.
Submitted by Bunnyman on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 1:52pm.
Fucking brats are so unimaginative. They should do what I did back in the day. When I got fed up with kindergarten I would ask to be excused to go to the bathroom and then I would walk out the front door. I had a lovely stroll around town for a couple of hours before my mother found me and beat the shit out of me. And I turned out totally normal.
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LOL! Same! But it was kind of an accident. They let me out of the room and I thought: Hey. I'm out. I should go somewheres! LOL!
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Gee, I wonder where they learned how to bully.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Fucking brats are so unimaginative. They should do what I did back in the day. When I got fed up with kindergarten I would ask to be excused to go to the bathroom and then I would walk out the front door. I had a lovely stroll around town for a couple of hours before my mother found me and beat the shit out of me. And I turned out totally normal.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 1:40pm.
How much did she make when she sold your eye?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.