David Arquette Is Boozing His Heartbreak Away
Ever since his marriage to Courtney Cox was put in time out until further notice, David Arquette has been filling the cracks of his heart with massive amounts of booze. Yes, he's borrowing your "Listen, don't get on me for having another fucking drink, because I'm still upset about my dad leaving my family.......25 years ago" excuse. David called into his personal therapist Dr. Howard Stern to once again pour out his emotions for an entire hour.
David told Howard that he recently got so filled to the brim with DRUNK that he called Tom Cruise "Sean." UsWeekly compiled a few choice quotes from David's public one-on-one with Howard:
During his one-hour chat, Arquette said that "everybody is worried and concerned about me," and that he's seeing a psychiatrist weekly.He admitted he's been partying pretty hard -- especially at a recent holiday party hosted by Adam Sandler, in which he drunkenly called Tom Cruise "Sean." "I was a little wasted," Arquette says. "Someone says 'Hi David!', and I said, 'Hi Sean! Then I realized it was Tom Cruise. And his beautiful wife [Katie Holmes] was there."
Cruise wasn't offended, Arquette said. "Tom was cool about it...I was so embarrassed. I was like 'I gotta get the fuck out of here.'"
Why the heavy drinking? "I've been drinking a lot because I'm heartbroken," he said. "It's really a personal, traumatic thing."
But he added that he had a "semi religious" epiphany recently: "When I drink, I become a maniac." Arquette said he's not drinking at all anymore. "When you wake up and reality hits you, it's hard."
He's lonely, too. "I want love in my life," he said. "I need love in my life."
David also told Howard that he might be on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
David is obviously one of those kind of drunks. You know, the dude sitting next to you at the counter at Shoney's who smells like whiskey burps and burnt hash brown. The one who makes a really gross cry face as he tries to swallow his pancakes while going on about his problems to you. Then as it gets later and later, you decide that you've got nothing else to do so you might as well try to cheer him up by blowing him in your Mitsubishi Mirage for shits. But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare.
You decide maybe a little filthy nasty talk will get him going so you blurt out something like, "Yeah, you nasty prick, you like your cock sucked, don't you?" And then out comes a typhoon of tears, because his wife's last name is COX! The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face. BEEJ RUINED! David is totally that dude.
So now you know to stay away from David if you see him at the counter at Shoney's in the middle of the night.
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This situation is so sad because he obviously loooooves his wife and she loves him too but wants him to change. He's doing the worst possible stuff for her to want him back and he just doesn't get it. I feel sorry for him.
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I don't think a guy is a pussy if a girl he really loves breaks up with him and, as a result, he goes on a bender. A bender is ok (I've done it). But he is a pussy if he starts acting like a faggot and blabbing to everyone. The problem for this guy is that acting like a faggot is absolutely the wrong way to get your girl back if that is what you want. She needs to see you as strong and confident. So get as fucked up as you want alone in your house but keep your heartbreak a secret. And don't call and beg her and act like a pussy. Be a friend for a while and then try to jump her in 3-6 months. Also, in my experience, immediately fucking other whores is also a bad idea if the objective is to get girl #1 back. If she won't let you start fucking her agin in 3-6 moths, thats when you start dating the best looking most sophisticated woman you can find to make girl #1 jealous.
OH-MK you are on fucking form with this post-Im pissing myself with laughter!
On another note-Arquette need to STFU and grow up-
are you a man or a fucking 5 year old?...wah wah wah!
Go and get yourself another skank to fuck like the trick that smacked Blohan-theres plenty of them in LA...
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He must have been really, really wasted to call katibot beautiful.
MK's description of the type of guy David is has me CRYING with laughter. It's so dead on.
I do feel sympathetic for the guy. I mean, this is obviously hard for him. But why must he insist on dealing with it in such a public way? Isn't this like the fifth time he's blabbed to Howard Stern since the split was announced? Poor guy must not have any close friends (or family?!) he can cry to. Maybe he needs to see his therapist more than once weekly...
Submitted by Neurotic on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 8:17pm.
I don't understand why he's in pain. I mean, come on, bitch!
Anybody else would be partying without remorse and drinking not to forget the sorrow, but to celebrate the divorce from a screeching harpy like Courtney COX!
STFU, David or admit to the DRUNK properly by Saying that you're having some fun after many years of pain and suffering from being married to some anorexic cunt.
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Understand this: It's devastating for most people to lose their spouse after a decade,let alone losing out on living with your child. His life is an epic fail at this point.
You sound like a child yourself. Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by Mick on Thu, 12/16/2010 - 2:54am.
Some people say they are almost at the point of having a "nervous breakdown". I have never been able to discover just what the fuck a "nervous breakdown" is...I've never heard a psychiatrist or a psychologist use that term, either, so what the hell is it?? A phrase to elicit sympathy?
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Not really...life is full of little stresses, and if your nerves are working they bounce those stresses right off you. When your nerves "break down" (becuz something major tried to bounce on them or becuz they have been worn away from too much bouncing), they're not bouncing anymore and the stresses get "inside" you and make you react like big things are happening. If you have a hundred little stresses in a day and each one seems like a big deal, you're in a constant state of crisis. You can't function. That's what the drinking is all about; numbing the massive amount of pain - it's not supposed to be massive but the nerves need refreshing. Or like stress eating - fat coats the nerves and keeps them bouncy.
Science or art? A little of both and the balance changes varies depending on the person. I'm willing to bet he's being a little dramatic and the drinking's not helping.
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He repulses me. Ick. The beauty of me being a nobody is that when I screw up, the whole world doesn't hear about it.
I give Courtney a lot of credit for not publicly responding to his antics in the media. I wonder if he ever thinks about how his TMI is going to affect his daughter.
Isn't the whole family just a great big bucket of weird?
It figures he'd bleed his heart out on Stern show. Old Howie (because of the million hours he's spent on the couch) thinks he himself is a physiatrist and every single guest he has on now it’s all about “your Daddy didn’t love you did he” bullshit . He just goes on and on trying to get an “ah ha” moment out of his guest so the guest will tell Howard how smart he is figuring out their problem. I swear the show is just like the View now.
Fuck David and Fuck Howard...........rant completed! Lol
No wonder Cox left this whining fucka!
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It's funny, I always thought they were a mismatched pair. She seems so straight-laced and practical and he seemed kinda out there. But they were making it work, which is more than you can say for most HW marriages who divorce at the first sign of trouble. he is astute enough to know that, if you haven't dealt with earlier issues, then a similar event will dredge up all that old, repressed pain; this can make you quite crazy. Pain can make you crazy, that is why most people self-medicate rather than deal. He may be a little sloppy, but he's coping the best way he can. When you look at the one you love and realize they don't love you anymore, in that way, universes crash and realign. It may take him some time to come back to himself. One caveat: dude, stop talking to Howard Stern. when you look back on this time, you will see that spilling to him was the lowest point. Let her go. In a few years, she'll be irrelevant anyway, just like her Friend JA. also, easy on the booze, it's a depressant ya know :)
Some people say they are almost at the point of having a "nervous breakdown". I have never been able to discover just what the fuck a "nervous breakdown" is...I've never heard a psychiatrist or a psychologist use that term, either, so what the hell is it?? A phrase to elicit sympathy?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I laffed my ass off at his calling Miss Cruise "Sean" - Tommy-Girl must remind him of some tired old bottom that he saw on Sean Cody's reject list.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I see a drug overdose or possibly a re-enactment of "Leaving Las Vegas" in David's future. Dude needs to pony up and get some balls.
If you want and need love in your life, David, get your shit straightened out and go back to Courteney and Coco.
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"Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account."
In interviews Cox comes across as the stable, realistic type. How in the world did she put up with this clown for so long? She deserves a medal.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I don't know how she fucked that face. Double-bagger at least...
We should all have his problems. Go to Los Cabos, get a nice room at Las Ventanas for a month; surf, fish, hang out by the pool; go into town for dinner or a date. You'll come home all well again.
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She was buckets
and water flouncing into them.
She was winds pouring wetly
round house-ends.
Oh God MK, you have me in TEARS laughing!!!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare."
Bahahahahahha
Mid life crisis + having a wife that is far more successful than you in your profession
He probably only got invited to work on scream 4 if Court agreed to appear
That's probably what pushed him over the edge
MM, no....no lol
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Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 10:34pm.
...he reminds me of my shame-fuck from 2 years ago...*shudders*
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I want a shame-fuck! Lucky!
Bless his heart.
(That's a southern saying. It's not always flattering.)
He NEEDS Court to give him his meds.
He's incapable of taking them on his own, obviously.
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...he reminds me of my shame-fuck from 2 years ago...*shudders*
YES, the dirty talk was hilarious! It got me goin there for a sec haha!
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The bottom part of this post made me chortle out loud. Some how I didnt see where it was going; and when I did - it was hilarious.
My dates don't have plates--but no matter how much a warm Mirage beats the fuck out of walking the Pathmark parking lot, this asshole is the whiney/entitled version of Charlie Sheen. Drunks are fun, but this one ends up weeping in his own jizz.
jeebus...is the only person that cares about what david arquette says howard stern?
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MK, you are fucking hilarious. I needed a good laugh after the day I had. Much love to you!
Drunk is good!
Submitted by UltraBaroque on Wed, 12/15/2010 - 8:57pm.
Someone is really just a big ole softy inside. Caring enough to blow a sad drunk is what the holidays are all about.
God bless us one and all.
You are my fucking hero UltraBaroque, that's classic. And MK, you are this generations fucking William Shakespeare (well, maybe his slutty cousin).
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He's a fucking idiot! He's not wrapped too well, either, if he needs to see a psychiatrist about his troubles. He's nearly 40 and hasn't grown up! He does not want to grow up. He wants the world to change at his whim cause he's an "artist." The lad had one helluva woman and fucked it up royally.
Courteney should not take him back. He's worthless and faithless. He's a simpleton, too. I hope she move forward with his life. As for him ... I could not care less.
From what I see from my FB friends, when 40somethings get divorced, they generally act like irresponsible alcoholic cum dumpsters for a good long time.
Submitted by fluffythedeadcat: "Does anyone remember Rosanna Arquette from "After Hours" -- the sad girl who OD's on a date?"
I do! She had some weird burn on her thigh? That movie frustrated the HELL out of me. Guess it was supposed to.
DA is not an alcholic, he's just out boozing it up. This spoiled brat is 40 and half of marriages fail - grow the fuck up and be a father to your daughter, you dumbass.
The newly singles with no kids get to party - DA needs to STFU about his partying and who he's fucking and go take his kid to a small park in some suburb somewhere.
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He's an ass.
I always thought DA was cute. But anyone that calls TomCruise 'Sean' is instantly a god!
Usually I think him a talentless attention whore. But I have to give him credit for his candid answers. Most celebrities have substance abuse problems and/or eating disorders. At least he owns it.
Shoney's was by far better than filthy ass Denny's, but we don't have Shoney's anymore.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
Someone is really just a big ole softy inside. Caring enough to blow a sad drunk is what the holidays are all about.
God bless us one and all.
Does anyone remember Rosanna Arquette from "After Hours" -- the sad girl who OD's on a date?
Is that David? Is the sad guy going to die on a date with someone?
i kind of feel sorry for him. have some simpathy, guys. it's hard going through a divorce. and at his age, he must feel lost.
that's a tad bit understandable. i'm thinking about calling up my neighbor and asking for a bit of vodka because my ass is at that weird stage where it is too tired but yet not too drunk to walk to the package store. still milling it over
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
"he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." LOL @ this whole post! BTW, do they still have Shoney's? The one in Austin shut down years ago...mmm biscuits and gravy...
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"he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." LOL @ this whole post! BTW, do they still have Shoney's? The one in Austin shut down years ago...mmm biscuits and gravy...
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I imagine David to be like the parody of him in Scary Movie.
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Can you imagine Christmas with the Arquettes?
...and here is a picture of Alexis when he still had a penis...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Mmmmm...Shoney's.
The worst part is the "want love in my life/need love in my life" treacle. David, as a single man you'll soon learn you save that to get a girl in to bed. It's not something you say on a radio show heard by millions.
OMG Shut the fuck up already!!!!
How I miss the Good Ole Days when Celebrities lived in a different stratosphere from us and all they had to do was look gorgeous for their photo ops and premieres and spent the rest of their time out of sight and out of earshot...
Nobody's life in Hollyweird is that interesting that we should have to listen to this verbal diarrhea!!!
Desmond Tutu? Yes, I'll listen to him.
the Dalia Lama? Yep, I'm there.
Nelson Mandela? See you backstage...
David Fucking Arquette???? Not so much.