Sam Lutfi Is Baaaaack!
I'm already feeling ill from overdosing on vitamins and that Sambucol crap so that I don't catch the flu that is screwing everyone's life, and seeing this old picture of Sam Lutfi's nasty ass with a bag of juicy deliciousness in his hand is not helping. Oh, In-N-Out, why do you have to be such an easy whore with no standards (Future flash: My mother will say the same thing to me over whole wheat crepes when she comes to visit next week). So...
Yesterday, TMZ told us about how Betty Ford has moved Lindsay Lohan into a super secret private location after she kept getting threatening calls and text messages from an unknown stalker. My guess was that on the other side of the split screen was White Oprah (or Michael Lohan) in a Scream mask. But apparently, I am wrong. TMZ has it on good authority that a diarrhea blast from the past is behind the calls. Sam Lutfi has crawled out from under a pile of Brit Brit's pink wig, empty Frapp cups, tufts of London's hair and Carla to go after Lindsay Lohan!
Sam, who Daddy Spears blames for drugging his little Cheetoling, has been regularly talking to Michael Lohan about who knows what. Sam has also texted LiLo as "Mike from TMZ" and warned her to stay away from White Oprah. Sam denies all of this and claims that LiLo's handlers also handle Brit Brit's business and they are simply out to git him for good. LiLo's lawyer has warned Sam to stop texting LiLo and to stay away from her.
Sam Lutfi is a creepy crazy (exhibit A: he talks to Michael Lohan) who would shave and lude-up a kitten if it put him in good graces with the death eaters, but he has a point about LiLo needing to stay away from White Oprah. When everybody including a life sucker with bloated Paladinoface thinks you should step away from White Oprah, maybe it's time to explore that thought.
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Why has he been talking to Michael Lohan? what have they been talking about? the best way to stalk and steal from Lindsay for maximum injury???? WTF! Or did I misinterpret something? Someone said "Yeah yeah Lindsay change the number" my guess is she DID change number and her so called father forwarded the number everytime.
And Lindsay, clueless as ever , is all like" omg who is giving him my number" and Michael is mumbling like "idunno" and Dina is mumbling like "idunno" and Lindsay is like: This is a completete mystery.
What the hell is WRONG with these people!?! Really!
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 12:27pm.
I thought this douchebag got deported? What happened with that?
That was Adnan Ghalib, Brit's other gutter sleazeball hanger-on. I think he ended up getting deported to Afghanistan. lol
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
I had In-In-Out today. That's all.
Why haven't the Hollywood Star Whackers whacked this turd? He's the prototype of the pathetic loser hanger-on who just won't go away.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Blohan's father and this piece of shit deserve each other. They need to leave Blohan alone and take her stupid famewhore mother with them on a one way ticket to the moon.
Osama ain't any fun w/o Shitters.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
Is it 2008 again?!
Oh the memories... Sam Lutfi, London and Carla! What the fuck happened to her! Didn't she want to be a popstar too or was that someone else.
Oh the fickle fortunes or fame.
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:56am.
Is there such a shortage of douche bags in LA that they have been reduced to recycling? Come on people, be pioneers. Find some new scum.
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ahaha exactly!
Submitted by toni on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:20am.
I dont even believe she has stalker, this is Dina doing anything for publicity and sympathy.
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This is ALL the Lohan grifters doing anything for publicity and sympathy. Their bills are paid by the fumes left in Lindsey's fame tank, no doubt about it.
gross.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
I thought this douchebag got deported? What happened with that?
I bet his penis looks like a short, uncooked sausage still in its skin. (And just as squishy, too.)
This guy makes my skin crawl. So overwhelmingly creepy.
If Daddy Lohan has been talking to this piece of shit, he's more slimey than I gave him credit for.
Lufti is the type of person that should be taken out.
It's actually surprising Britards haven't killed him yet. For once they could do something useful for the collective good (everyone's eyesight)
This leech, again?? He's absolutely repulsive.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I think this was the guy Britney just chewed out in front of everyone in the car and ended up screaming "I'll just drive!" or something. Good times.
IF Mikey has been talking to this stalker, then Mikey is a piece of shit! He's a fucking jerk.
Sam Lutfi should be sleeping with the fishes!
Try changing your phone number dummy. Sam Lufti? Not sure about this.
@ A.cotw,
LOL..Something tells me Lufti would make Brassi a great bed mate.
And *hugs* btw -- cuz I don't wanna' have any mysterious accidents ;p
I'm not buying one word of this..it's win/win for all these loozers..Just too easy.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Too bad he's not rich, he's certainly ugly enough for Denise Richards.
*chanting as always*
THAT CHIN!!! FUCKING GROW IT OR SHAVE IT!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
mind blowing revelations.
I dont even believe she has stalker, this is Dina doing anything for publicity and sympathy.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:01am.
I agree with Sham...Lindsay does need to stay away from Dina. Stalkers make sense sometimes.
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A broken clock, etc.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 11:06am.
Luca Brassi sleeps with the fishes.
I call bullshit. WO set this shit up so people would feel sorry for LiLo the way they felt sorry for Britney. Not having it.
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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
In the SCREAM movies isn't the killer supposed to be one you least expect? So in this one when Lindsay is dead and Britney is dead and all the pretty guest stars are dead when the killer takes off the ghost face mask it will be...Jennifer Aniston stalking everybody, Jennifer Anison gutting everybody.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 10:58am.
Yaayyyyy! Now to go to Louisiana and make Britney interesting again.
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oolollolllll
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm completely shocked that this guy hasn't been found floating face down in a river somewhere.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Times must be tough for Sam. His landing strip has been reduced to one lane.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
This guy is creepy, but here's a novel idea, Lindsay: CHANGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE NUMBER, STUPID
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I thought Brit's people payed him off to keep quiet for good.
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
I agree with Sham...Lindsay does need to stay away from Dina. Stalkers make sense sometimes.
I can't stand any of these people, but Lindsay needs to stay away from ALL of them. Especially her famewhore parents. Lutfi really must be hard up for cash if he's trying to prey on the broke ass Lohans now.
I glanced at the photo and thought it was DJ AM!
Yaayyyyy! Now to go to Louisiana and make Britney interesting again.
Oh, this douchebag again. Maybe Michael Lohan or White Oprah hired this guy to stalk their daughter? I wouldn't put it past them.
Is there such a shortage of douche bags in LA that they have been reduced to recycling? Come on people, be pioneers. Find some new scum.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
This guy is unbelievable.
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