Ashley Greene And Joe Jonas Are Still Doing This
Not to be outdone by Taylor Swift and Jakey Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas and his face merkin of the moment Ashley Greene held hands while making their way into The Lion restaurant in NYC last night. The only real problem I have with this relationship is that it seems like as soon as Joe Jonas welcomed Ashley into his life with a simple signature on a contract, his jeans have gotten baggier and baggier. Joe's jeans used to be so tight that you could practically hear its threads screaming for mercy with every strut he took. Joe's jeans used to be so tight that you could perfectly see if his butt cheek was Tajazzled or not. And now look at this shit! Ashley is CHANGING HIM!
Joe's jeans are quickly going from "sucking on to his ass as though his b-hole is the portal to denim heaven" to almost hitting the ground. It won't be long before Joe's jeans are sliding down his bubble butt. Although.....now that I think about it, maybe that's not such a bad thing. Then Joe can take his sweet sexiness to the next level by working one of those new saggy pants garter belts:
Yeah, forget everything I said about his jeans not being tight enough. Sag faster, Joe!
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I just don't get them as a couple. He looks like such a pussy. He reminds me of Prince for some reason. She is way too much of a woman for him. He looks like he would take it in the ass..just sayin.
He is so not attractive to me - with that fem little nose...
The "saggy pants" thing started in prisons. It was to let the other guys know that you were open for business. That's why I don't understand how it crossed over to pop culture. If most of the guys doing it knew how it came about, they would quit that in a second.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 1:37pm.
He looks like a sad Rowan Atkinson.
lolol! he does.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Brotherman in the CNN clip needs a jockstrap under those straps and then i'll be on board! Favorite line: "let's get the rear view again!"
And Joe, yes, you're younger than a farm egg on warm buttered toast, but bring back the jeans and pop it!
Happy Friday!!
Don't know if anyone else has said it but he has apparently moved into her house. Wasn't he supposed to be waiting 'til marriage to have sex.
Of course I think they are only moving in together so they can have totally awesome slumber parties and give each other manicures and facials and watch Clueless and Legally Blonde every night!
He can take a seat on my face. yumyumyum nom nom nom ...
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
She looks like his older sister who would tell him what to wear and eat etc....
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 1:09pm.
that CNN thing was kinda softcore pornish -
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My mind went there, too. He sure seemed to make a big fuss about making sure it fit properly in the front, too much fuss. I think he just wanted a gander and a grope at the goodies.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Back in the 80's the trend was to get away from the tight pants and biker shorts that were favored by dorkey and gay men and toward looser baggy pants by the young hip black youths. Those kids made that tight ass look so gay. Then it became cool to wear them low enough to see the label of your underwear but still on your hips. Those kids from back then are now in their mid 40's
The look has endured however the tight skinny pants are still being worn by gay hipsters but the new lower lengths of underneath the butt by some of these kids is disgustin and offensive. If they knew the origins they would stop (or would they?). Also if the police would only enforce the laws already on the books about indecent exposure, all of this would disappear.
BOring, though he has nice child-bearing hips. Should work for all the butt-babies he's gonna (already) have. Doesn't even like he's a bossy bottom. Easy work for homegirl witht the boots, hope it's a good check.
Don't these saggy pants guys know where this 'trend' originated? It started in prison(big shocker, huh?). Guys would wear them down low to signal that they were 'available'.
I hate when people put their collars up like that.
Pants on the ground and the rent is too damn high.
Truly the end is near.
all I know is the word "Jonas" w/singing and that these two are a cute couple; especially with thos pants!luvv em.:)
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"Be a traveler, not a tourist."
-Anthony Bourdain
He looks like a sad Rowan Atkinson.
She looks saddened as well. Perhaps over the botched rhinoplasty?
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
when i see saggy ass pants, that tells me you want a booty warrior to wear out your bottom...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
She definitely looks like someone who would tell her guy what to wear and how far to jump. He must be smitten to go along with it too. This is his longest relationship is it not??
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
that CNN thing was kinda softcore pornish -
a white guy kneeling in front of a nearly nekkid ass nekkid black man's junk, touching, adjusting his tighty whities -
everybody watching his high hard black ass walk away -
hmm.
The Homo-Erotic Sexual Objectification of Black Men for Fun and Profit - discuss.
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kiss my ass!
His thighs are thick...
*slams shot*
*burps*
Ok, he's dressed nicer AND warmer than her.
I'm still boggled by her fucking pants.
I think there might be a health risk to this saggy pants fad too. Most guys are naaasty and leave skid marks as it is, ugh, could you imagine somebody's funky ass sitting on something with his nasty ass and then you sit down right after him? Ugh.
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
Never thought he was attractive - and if you ever see his father you will know exactly what Joe and brothers will look like in 10-15 years. Not a pretty sight.
I dont think I could pick either one of these "celebs" out of a lineup. Why, again, do we care if she's rubbing her dick beaters on his wanker?
Love the new 'do, Joey. Crack that closet door open a little wider, air out the mildew.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 12:30pm.
OMG...that's terrible. Happened to a friend of mine-3 kids later.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
He has the most disgusting legs- the thighs are gently bloated like little pastries. Kind of a male version of Katie Holmes legs - not fat just puffy looking. These are some legs that should not wear jeans. Ever.
So rumor on the street is that Joe Jonas is actually going out with AShley Greene's gay brother. I cant find any pics of her brother but am still looking.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 12:24pm.
LOLOLOL! PLEASE REMAIN CHASTE!!
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Interestingly (well, to me, anyway), the reason he's now my ex is he came out of the closet 8 months after the wedding. Priest forgot to ask about THAT.
Well, don't they just look thrilled to be together? Beards today aren't even trying!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
*hands M.E. a shot and a Miley Cyrus sticker for her Shit Stirring Spoon*
No need to thank me, I got it free at Chuck E. Cheeses last night. I think I ran into these kids there too.
Those boots -- Um..No.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
we used to tell my kids friends "pull your pants up, the only people around here with their pants down get their ass WHOOPED!" they pulled them up, around me anyway.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Are they the same age? he seems way younger than her....*too lazy to google*
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I can't figure her out. She can either look drop dead gorgeous or meh. And that coat she is wearing is fug.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 12:12pm
LOLOLOL! PLEASE REMAIN CHASTE!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Scheherazade on Fri, 12/17/2010 - 12:17pm.
That saggy butt thing is RI! DIC! ULOUS! where I come from!!! Like, the whole boxer is out and their pants are practically around their feet type thing.
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I see it all the time where I live. If I wanted to see strange underwear I'd ask for a date. Stood in line at the bank behind a guy who might as well have been totally nude, around here the trend seems to be how much bare ass you can show without getting arrested for public indecency. I have a friend whose 14 year old son was into this look (of which mom disapproved). Frustrated with his fashion,she ended up pulling his pants down all the way at Target, exposing his junk to all the passing shoppers. She said he kept his pants up after that.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
By the way, I can vouch that the three Jonas Fags love having menage trois. On SternFanNetwork, there was an animated .gif where one of them started grabbing the two other Bros and straddling them. It is so fucking disturbing. How Ashley sees anything in only one is a mystery. I'm no psychology major, but my guess is she's got the mentality of a 12-year-old twat whose panties leak because of some twink boy-band trio. That's probably why it didn't last between her and her "Twilight" co-star.
*looks at Nitty*
Seriously. WTF are those pants/tights. whatever?
That sagging pants garter has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
He seems to like them to look like siblings...even that other girl he fake-dated Camilla Belle looks like him too.
Oh and in thumbnail 9...I figured out that she's wearing some kind of weird boots.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
MK, why not cover "Celebrity Rehab" or give us "RHofATL" recaps? This Jonas brother stuff is boring.
I mean, how could you not post on Kim Zolciak's attempted singing and dance rehearsals for "The Ring Don't (Didn't?) Mean a Thing" or Hydra and Dwight cracking on the others? The friendship contract? But nooooooo, this story and touring with Brad and Angie to promote that crap-ass movie of her's.
(I still love you. Just sayin'...)
Wait a minute...what is going on with her pants? Are they baggy tights? Her shoes are clearly on over them....so HUH??
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Nova, click on thumbnail #3. They are over the knee boots.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Also, they look like brother and sister.
Wait a minute...what is going on with her pants? Are they baggy tights? Her shoes are clearly on over them....so HUH??
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Work it, grrrrl!!! (And I'm not talking about Ashley Greene.)
That saggy butt thing is RI! DIC! ULOUS! where I come from!!! Like, the whole boxer is out and their pants are practically around their feet type thing. Not to mention all these Pauly D wanna bees I see walking around lately with their hair spiked 10 feet high...
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
virgin ring my ass...he's probably even had cock in his ears!
And Tajazzle gives you confidence? Seriously??? LOL
If you need to glue sparkly shit on your ass to be confident with yourself, you do not need to exist...let alone get laid.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Oh it's only these two.....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
I agree with IrishFury....slow news day indeed!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.