Sucia.
Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?
What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no.
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One day when Parasite is riding that bitch down the highway she will suddenly come across a blown billboard poster off her flapping idly in the wind- she will idly look at it for a moment, notice the dirty skid marks on it, giggle and wonder for a moment if it reminds her of anyone before riding her pink caramel pony trick through it.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/12/parasite-hilton-wants-to-tell-yo...
it's called the eating everything in sight cause you can't do coke anymore look. she's on probation i think.
it's called the eating everything in sight cause you can't do coke anymore look. she's on probation i think.
she has the most HORRIBLE ass ever. i hate my ass cuz it's kind of long like that instead of short and sticking out. i like her eyes blue better over the brown eyes though
That's got to be the ugliest ass I've seen since Show Girls.
Submitted by Vegetarian Bowhunter on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 4:28pm.
she's a not-very-bright old hooker with herpes who will forever need people to care about her fading looks.
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Which is pretty funny considering she was never pretty to begin with.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Just reading the comments and it's all already been said. I still have to add my 10c however:
That shapeless ass is flat as a pancake.
I bet her twat stinks inside that rubbery looking suit.
What the fuck does this imbecile know about racing aside from racing the hotel whore - who's already in Room 69 when Peeny gets there - for the john's dick.
Fake waste of space.
Aging whore.
Dumb as shit.
Used up like shitty TP.
Boring fuck.
And so on.
shit she's not even a real blonde. go fix your roots ho!
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Lena Horne
She's trying HARD for the pit babe thing. She forgets she's a giant giraffe with a pair of tubes for an ass, Godzilla feet, noticeably asymmetrical eyes, oh, and did I mention she's almost 30? That's like 80 in pit babe years and her deflated buttcheeks look the part. It's well past time to leave the tight outfits to the petite 19 year olds, but you know she won't, she's a not-very-bright old hooker with herpes who will forever need people to care about her fading looks.
Crazy-Baby-lady-bunny-bugbear-demon-seed!!!!!
Hey Dlisted ho's -where is hotparishilton???
Normally she would be all over one of wonkys postings....
Yoohoo HPH??
Where are you?
On another note-wtf is going on with wonkys saggy ass?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Here is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIyRyGwC-1E&feature=player_embedded#!
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Would I lie to you, would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true
I'm asking you sugar would I lie to you?
-Eurythmics
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 1:42pm.
For her own sake, I wish she would give up her Aryan Nation blue contacts..she actually looked pretty good with her natural brown eyes.
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I HATE the blue contacts as well ! For the most part I think people look best with their natural eye color...when I was in high school in the mid 90's colored contacts were all the rage for some reason and girls (and guys) would get these freakish looking greens and blues and it was so wrong on everyone across the board.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Sometimes Wonky's face looks very pretty, other times it's a tranny mess. Her body is always a disaster - I'm not sure what's worse, her size 14 (in men's) feet, or THAT ASS?
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Say, isn't that the exact same wig Goopy wore in "Country Strong"?
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Well, I don't know where we belong
I think we grew under a bad sun
I know we're not like everyone
You and me, we grew under a bad sun
dubble post.
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Well, I don't know where we belong
I think we grew under a bad sun
I know we're not like everyone
You and me, we grew under a bad sun
Did you guys see her Xmas card this year? hahahahhahahahahahaha- she is such a fucking turd.
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I've got my ass wide, you've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
-Weezer
For her own sake, I wish she would give up her Aryan Nation blue contacts..she actually looked pretty good with her natural brown eyes.
http://www.gossiplist.com/blog2/archives/paris_brown_eyes.jpg
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I see why Wonky threw so much shade on Kim Kardassian in the not so distant past even though they were purported to be "friends" at one point in time. She knew that once everyone got an eyeful of big-assed Kim, her own time in the spotlight would be not only dead but decomposed & stinking. Meanwhile I laugh my ASS off at the notion that KK went famewhore in the exact same way ("leaked" porno, reality TV deal, etc) as Wonky and got far better results as far as publicity and branding. And that is the only way I can make myself like Kim Kardassian in any way, shape, or form. At least she's not a complete fucking basket case like Paris or the aging-losers-with-money circle she sits at the head of.
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by norma_desmond on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 11:33pm.
can someone tells me why she doesn't get her eye fixed?
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She did get her eye fixed, as a little girl. (At least, this is what she claimed somewhere or other.) It didn't turn out so good, as you can see. (HAHAHAHA "CAN SEE" GET IT?) Eye surgery isn't the sort of thing that can be done again and again, like plastic surgery. I'm sure Paris looked into it. ("LOOKED INTO IT!" HAHAHAHEEHEE)
Seriously, though, I was born with wonk-eye myself, and instead of getting surgery I was given flash cards with bears on them. Bears with no legs. The legs were on the other end of the card, for me to move into place by using my wonkeye, thus strengthening it. (Didn't work, but neither did the surgery my friends got.)
I can do a wicked unilateral side-eye, so it's all good.
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Well, I don't know where we belong
I think we grew under a bad sun
I know we're not like everyone
You and me, we grew under a bad sun
Here's hoping this useless, spoiled cunt goes riding without a helmet and splashes her brains all over Rodeo Drive.
Submitted by putas on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 4:18pm.
Yeah, Paris lied about this woman to the NY Post... and an "unnamed source" was quoted as saying Graff was "a woman who is older and losing her looks, and she's alone. She's very unhappy." Ha! Looks like what you put out there really does come back to you. I'd bet $100 Graff has a better ass, even if she is 10 years older.
http://news.findlaw.com/court_tv/s/20051024/24oct2005174531.html
Remember when PH was with Paris Latsis? Hard to believe that was 6+ years ago.
What in the pepto bismol hell?
I hope they used a fire hose and biohazard cleaning materials to the seat of that crotch rocket after she dismounted.
I feel sorry for this P.O.S. She shot her last wad of public interest when the po-po hauled her ass to the pokey all them years ago. Now she's morphing into the Miss Havisham/Grey Gardens of the bottle service crowd. No prospects, no talent, no hope.
And no chance of either getting a Hollywood "career" or landing the scion of Mediterranean money to marry. Maybe she'll have to date a local black guy of average income. Then she could eat those bigoted words as easy as a dick.
Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 10:49pm.
And I cannot believe she smokes weed. You know how sometimes/occasionally when you're passing the bong around you have an epiphany? I WOULD NOT want to have one of those and realize I was Paris Hilton. I might just go ahead and jump.
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LOL! HearDADT, sista! And it would be so easy:
http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/2010/07/paris-hiltons-private-jet-flie...
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
How old is this skank? She´s got granny ass already!
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 9:19am.
There's really nothing worse than a flabby ass.
A saggy,flabby,granny ass.
*everybody*
A flabby asssssssss!
*again*
A flabby asssssssss!
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HA! Dunno about that, Manny. A crabby vadge gives a flabby arse a run for its money. So to speak. :D
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And I was one of the children told,
'We all must eat our peck of gold.'
Jamais
There's really nothing worse than a flabby ass.
A saggy,flabby,granny ass.
*everybody*
A flabby asssssssss!
*again*
A flabby asssssssss!
that ugly slut ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
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Submitted by norma_desmond on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 11:33pm.
can someone tells me why she doesn't get her eye fixed?
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Because she's narcissistic; in her mind, she's "American Royalty" & an example of perfection. Narcissism has been known for years as "the paris hilton syndrome". Because she's been allowed to teach a new generation of little girls how to be a self centered arrogant entitled cokewhore, narcissism has been removed as a psychological disease; the rationale behind it is "it's too prevalent in society today". Most horrifying thing I've read all year...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Why so orange??? Oh nevermind...
Submitted by Goldigga on Sun, 12/19/2010 - 12:22am.
her Rod Stewarts spawn had them on a red carpet and didn't she wipe out???
Yes! She was sitting on it like she was some hardcore biker chick and it just took off on her. God she hit the ground hard.
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If you look closely at the video, some sneaky dude starts Kimberly's motorcycle and she had no idea.
I always ask God why he didn't do that to Paris' bike instead.
Thou thin days are 'behind' her,
Obviously.
This chick has been off the pop culture radar for some time.
Why did you drag her back in it Michael?
Why?
Bradiful, it was some awards show, and Kim Stewart totally ate shit. Paris just laughed at her of course.
It was hilarious.
That bike is the fucking ugliest thing ever- and so is her ass! Jeez- that shit is saggy!
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I've got my ass wide, you've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
-Weezer
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 1:57pm.
Some bike place in Vegas gave her one a few years ago to, it was bedazzled and shit and her Rod Stewarts spawn had them on a red carpet and didn't she wipe out???
Yes! She was sitting on it like she was some hardcore biker chick and it just took off on her. God she hit the ground hard, it was poetry in motion. On topic, my 60 year old mother has a perkier arse than Paris
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
If she wasn't such a horrible person I would feel sorry for her inevitable (and soon) demise...but she loved being so vacant and idiotic and making so many people feel horribly during her 'career' that she deserves what is coming. I doubt it's a comeback either... That Hello Kitty, pink princess, mommy and daddy spoil me rotten and "THAT"S HOT" B.S. was tired even five years ago. I see a Baby Jane type career from now on with her watching her "shocking" and "not released by her permission" pornos and coke videos and crying into a bag of her already re-gurgitated microwave popcorn and M&M's. She was awful to so many people...
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
can someone tells me why she doesn't get her eye fixed?
*diet pepsi snort through the nose* when I read that line. So damn funny, but MK - you need to put a warning on the website - caution while drinking.
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"modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie"
And then....
Submitted by LaChaylo: "Notice how her 'work' takes her overseas"
@Lachaylo - ain't that the truth. Run out of the states (well, LA, NY & Vegas), so she's gotta go out on a Eurotrash Tour 2011.
I think even "hello kitty" Japan has banned her from their shores. Not many place with the welcome mat out anymore.
Between her flat granny ass, her ugly neck, and her bald head, she will become as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
PUKE! She just will not go away!
So she finally got that boob job she used to say she was too good for? Anything to make a buck, I guess.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by get serious on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 4:05pm.
Take a bow for that brilliant rant.
She's fuckin with us. She could invest in a pair of booty pop panties - the good kind bone skinny actresses wear all the time - but no. She's gotta wear her ugly ass out in public. That ass is just so wrong. Butt - it does make her flip side look better by comparison.
And I cannot believe she smokes weed. You know how sometimes/occasionally when you're passing the bong around you have an epiphany? I WOULD NOT want to have one of those and realize I was Paris Hilton. I might just go ahead and jump.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sat, 12/18/2010 - 6:20pm.
Could we *please* flush the Hollywood toilet and get rid of this turd once and for all and move on to the next dingbat who needs to be famous for nothing?
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Ain't this bitch just the turd that will not flush???? I mean you know when you flush yo' pile of mornin' constitutional after yo' coffee fix and it all flush 'cept ONE TURD pop up? Then you gotta wait 'til the terlit tank fill up so you can flush that uppity lil' fucker before you be late for work and shit? Well Paris don't ever let the tank fill back up. Everytime you open that lid, there that uppity turd is....Only you can't even call a plummer on Paris's ass...She like the Turdinator of Hollywood. Bitch pop up in your terlit after you done flushed, look you straight in the face with her wonk eye and say in her farty baby voice "I'll be back"...the Turdinator, I say...
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I think of her as one of those long tenacious turds that won't go down because it's sideways with respect to the drain...you know, the kind you just stand there and watch in awe as the pressure from the flush and moving water has absolutely no effect on its orientation or integrity.
Submitted by LaChaylo:"Notice how her '"work" takes her overseas. She's pretty much become a walking punchline and herp sore in the states where most of us don't take her seriously. That being said, she's just a different kind of joke in other countries, she just doesn't know.
Hehe-a herp sore on a crotch rocket."
BwAAAAAahahahahahaha!
So true. I mean, "Paris Hilton's BFF Dubai"???
You KNOW that bitch is selling her pussy to the highest Saudi bidder and shit. She totally is. I would bet a million dollars that she is sucking off sheikhs for $$.
Nasty skank slut.
Emersian!!!!
Thou speaketh the Name 14??????
*chanting as always*
This post seriously made my weekend. And not that I'm a fan of Kyle whatever from Real Housewives of Beverly hills (Paris' aunt) but Paris can only dream of looking that good in a few years.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
The shape of her ass is unfortunate.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee