Wednesday, December 22nd 2010
Oh, I Hope Antoine Dodson Got A Check For This
Wearing a brand new afro wig fresh from the polyester farm, the golden seahorse that is Antoine Dodson performed a holiday version of his auto-tuned hit "The Bed Intruder Song" called "The Chimney Intruder Song" on Lopez Tonight. I hope Antoine is making millions upon millions of dollars and I can't wait to see him perform "The Colostomy Bag Intruder Song" in 50 years, but this mess made me want to hide my speakers and hide my monitor. But I didn't hit the little x on my browser tab, because how can I shut the door on 'Toine's beautiful foundation-glazed face?
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maybe it's the mommy in me talking but he doesn't look well. a little dehydrated and like he's smoking too much.
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kiss my ass!
Team Antoine forevah!!! He can never wear out in my eyes!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
And I still like him! I hope he's enjoying himself and saving his $$
He's at 14:59:56 of his 15 minutes.
Love him.....this made my day....and Santa's comin' through a space heater at my house too!
A little late in catching on the Antoine fever but gotta admit, he's just so adorable!!!
I hope he keeps making lots and lots of money! I find him genuinely entertaining as compared to the Kardashians, Hiltons, Lohans, Smiths and the Brangelina(yeah i said it), who are constantly shoved down our throats by the media and keep making insane amount of money for just being talentless hacks!
I don't know who this guy is, nor do I care.
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They said I was a loser, the said that I'd been untrue,
But I don't care what the others say, babe I'm gonna be with you
Ohhhh babe we're gonna love tonight
You're right Stoney he is harmless and entertaining, Im happy for him and hope he makes some money where he can, the best will always be the Bed Intruder though, and I cant hear this till I get home.
Cant wait till the new fucking computer comes at work, I cant stand not having fucking speakers...sooo frustrating.
LOVE HIM!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
"Come through my chimney & I'll show you a nutcracker." <3
I love Antoine! good for him making money on this harmless fun. Best Line?
"If Santa's coming to my house, he's coming through the Space heater"
HEDHS YES!
He is harmless and entertaining. LMAO @ the old Nintendo flying in from the sky!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So...did they ever find his sister's attacker?? lol
I liked the part about Santa coming in through the space heater!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
As long as the Kardassians are still getting paid, this guy gets a fatass free pass and kool-aid from me. Defending sister trumps sister getting pissed on for fame.
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
Rubbish, stupid trash.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I am sorry, but I can not get enough Antoine. I think he's adorable and genuine. When the original "hide yo kids" news footage came out, I knew he it going to be huge.
Wish he would have done his thing on a better show...Lopez sucks ass hard.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
I never watched anything he did before or read posts so this was new and funneh to me.
I also loved the space heater line and I thought santy looked liked mike lohan as well.
Toine is adorable and way more entertaining than caca or willow or britney or xtina or katy perry or.....
*chanting as always*
'Tione needs to expand the tricks in his ho stroll game for 2011 or he's going to end up with nothing. As someone suggested, he needs to use his minor celebrity to make himself a presence on the Internet reading people or something.
I can't hate on 'Toine. Good for him for squeezing out every last second of his 15 minutes of fame. I'd rather see him on a TV show than the Lardassians, Lohans, Hiltons, etc. etc.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Excuse his beauty, jellis h8ers. I like 'Toine, but I think this appearance may be the of end of his fame journey. He'll be last year's news in a week ( unless he can blow the ADD-suffering public away with something new), so he should enjoy it whille he can.
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
Ok, I actually deigned to watch this and it is pretty funny in places, man. LOL!@get them crazy dogs off my roof. LOL! Ok, that got me.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:28am.
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i'm fascinated by a lot of black people. that is so fucking cool to me to have that rich heritage and beautiful skin and eyes. i grew up in the 50's when racism was rampant and i remember one of the few beatings i ever got from my father was when i used the n word.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
What he needs to do is get into internet ranting. Pick a bunch of subjects and then make these stoopit autotunes out of what works. Keep it fresh yo.
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Anyone remember that old SpongeBob episode where he splits his pants over & over; Antoine is living this episode.
That was painful to watch.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:32am.
I could get behind that...there is a serial rapist/strangler on the lose in my city...3 women dead already and 3 who barely survived to tell the tale...we could use Antoine's superhero talents to come catch this criminal.
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OH SHIT I WAS JUST READING ABOUT THAT THIS MORNING!! DON'T GET RAPED SPICE. Or tell his dumbass to take a bus to Jersey and rape me instead!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Like anything a joke told one time too many falls flat. I'm glad this guy got his family out of the 'hood and I hope he continues doing well. But this gets old. Just like seeing Betty white say 'fuck' after the 50th time loses it's hilarity.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:28am.
hmmm maybe him and his sister could start a detective agency and have it be a reality show with the main story arc being the hunt for the alleged rapist, oh fuck I'm a genius.
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I could get behind that...there is a serial rapist/strangler on the lose in my city...3 women dead already and 3 who barely survived to tell the tale...we could use Antoine's superhero talents to come catch this criminal.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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He's moved outta the neighborhood.
I've moved on with my attention.
We're all done here.
Wo, wo, is that Michael Lohan as the robber Santa? Sure looks like him.
Good for Antonie that he is STILL milking this shit.
Mo' money bitches!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I liked his dance moves. The rest not so much.
alright....alright...i ain't mad about antoine making that money...but i'm starting to get weary of this...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
A mo betta Christmas video> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrDTGRO9Teo ************************************************************************************************ Butt-head: This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:20am.
Charlie m, I think I luv you! (shakes afro puffs)
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Ditto! *shakes little corkscrew curls!*
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:25am.
only his sister and him saw this rapist...maybe it's true but maybe they are just good at lying and getting media attention by fabricating a bullshit story (unlike balloon boy and his Dad).
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hmmm maybe him and his sister could start a detective agency and have it be a reality show with the main story arc being the hunt for the alleged rapist, oh fuck I'm a genius.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 10:20am.
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i never click on drunken stepfather. or porn. fucking paranoid about that shit. my brother stayed with me for about a week and was clicking around that porn shit and i got rid of the entire tower or hard drive or whatever you fucking call it and got a new one. i was pissed. it's like no fucking way is that shit going to be on my computer.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I stopped thinking this was funny 5 minutes into his career; but I say work that ho stroll Antoine, get that money. I've seen less funnier or complete assholes make millions in Hollywood, so milk it Antoine.
I have a bad sinus headaches & this shit made me laugh. Yes he approaching minute 14 of his 15 minutes of fame but he got his family out the hood & is probably still taking care of them financially. So I cant hate on him.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
Jack & Sucky
I am in full agreement with you in regards to this trick...this is getting ridiculous. Can he at least do something else besides milking that encounter with an intruder, which in my opinion may not even be true?...only his sister and him saw this rapist...maybe it's true but maybe they are just good at lying and getting media attention by fabricating a bullshit story (unlike balloon boy and his Dad).
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Fav part: Santa coming out of the space heater.
Seriously, I wish him the best. I like his personality. I wish him mad money and hope we get to keep seeing him somehow.
This kid jumped in like a hero to defend his sister and his natural personality is what attracted us to him.
He's all good in my book (except, yeah, the straightened hair look was not a cool one).
VIVA ANTOINE!!!!
( ... and Merry Christmas)
I have no hate for him,
Charlie m, I think I luv you! (shakes afro puffs)
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BTW does anyone else feel as if Chris Hansen will pop around the corner and go "why don't you have a seat" every time you click on Drunken Stepfather? - messageinabottle
As much as I'm for Antoine and the Gregory Bros. getting paid, Memes are born with expiration dates. I think this one is a little past that date. If it was yogurt, I'd toss it.
OTOH...can't wait to see it again in five or ten years for the nostalgia show!
O = I think appearing in the video is payment enuff, don't you?
♥ Threadkilla!
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.~Marlon Brando
The mad catter - yeah, he's on the ho stroll, but he errs on the side of harmless. I say work every last second of those 15mins then shuffle off to obscurity like the rest of 'em.
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BTW does anyone else feel as if Chris Hansen will pop around the corner and go "why don't you have a seat" every time you click on Drunken Stepfather? - messageinabottle
I'm not going to hate on him getting money, either. I hope he has a couple more tricks in his bag going down the line, but I won't be surprised if he doesn't. Still, he was smart enough to negotiate with the Autotune the News guys to earn money off of the original track and he's still making money now. Good for him.
afros were the hottest look ever on black brothers and sisters. so not diggin' this shaved head and straightened black hair. if i were a black babe i would so have a fro or corn rows or them cute little corkscrew curls. so fucking hot
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I'd buy his album. I am not going to hate on Antoine getting that money, seriously. I'm glad he got out of the bed intrudin' ghetto. Even if this shit is getting played out, I'm happy for Antoine. He's likable.
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