Friday, December 24th 2010
Oh Don't Mind Him, He's Just Giving Her The Heimslut Maneuver
Cisco Adler. Constantine Maroulis. And now I'm posting pictures of Parasite Hilton and her big-tittied douchebag gorilla of a boyfriend Cy Waits covering Wailea Beach in Hawaii with their toxic crotch algae? If this isn't the final omen that I need to put the CLOSED sign on the door and dive face first into a plastic punchbowl full of whiskey and cinnamon sticks, then I don't know what is. Merry XXXmas Eve!!
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Paris looks like she's gained a little weight - she's not a stick anymore. It looks good on her.
The first thumb pic does look like her hand is down his pants, but why is HIS hand massaging his Moob? Oh Sigh....
say what you want about hilton (and I am certainly not a fan)but in this pic she looks really good. her figure is proportionate and this is a really cute swim suit. compared to pics i just witnessed on another site of someone to whom she is often compared (talentless, brainless, druggie etc) she wins hands down in the swim suit category...
I hope Santa put some Valtrex in his stocking.
He has the tiny delicate hands of a librarian. How sweet.
She is built exactly like Ke$ha, with a few ribs removed. Have we found mystery Daddy?
She has nice skin....Ok, say something mean now: She's just a stupid slore who lies and who is slowly fading away to becoming a nobody again! Can't wait 'til she disappears so will no longer be subjected to her lazy eye and beak-of-a-nose occasionally staring at me from some gossip rag at supermarket checkout line!
God, I feel so much better. It may be Christmas but she is one of the very few people I can never say anything nice about.
Why would any men want to date her? Have they not seen her sex tape? She sucked! Not to mention her personality sucks too! Its a lose-lose situation
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
and i thought my hubby was fat... now i should apologize to him, urgh
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http://bitchspray.tumblr.com (nsfw)
"I want you to kiss me......here" Paris Hilton, One Night in Paris.
Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 2:35pm.
well, Quennie B sorry about the marriage train coming to an end...can I relate! Familys, marriages, life, money, relatioshits...jobs...dayum life i hard and complicated. I wish I was my dog every day! Just lick my crotch anytime I damn well please, be adored for just being born a dog, and play for hours with anythig and everything...
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Tell me about it ... I see my oldest kitteh sleeping in the sun every morning, and then my fat kitteh sleeping on my side of the bed and I wonder DAMNIT WHY AM I NOT A CAT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD?
Thanks for the good wishes - I know it will all be fine in the end.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Gee, why no shots of her ass? Oh, that's right, she doesn't have one. That guy sure has a gut on him though. Yuck.
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Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!
---George Carlin
are those implant scares under her boobs?
Story of my life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAIY
*misses marching in marching band field shows*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
well, Quennie B sorry about the marriage train coming to an end...can I relate! Familys, marriages, life, money, relatioshits...jobs...dayum life i hard and complicated. I wish I was my dog every day! Just lick my crotch anytime I damn well please, be adored for just being born a dog, and play for hours with anythig and everything...no IRS up your butt, no crazie bosses, neighbors, irritating psuedo fair weather friends...not to mention family...ugh!!! Anyhow, go for your plan, and don't look back....biggest mistake I did...looked back and not ahead! Well, let me go now and bribe my doggie for her life...so far she told me to go shove it...she KNOWS she has it better!!
... and it's starting to get better with the opening of a bottle of Beaujolais-Villages!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Thank you for not posting any pics of her ass, M.K. I haven't eaten yet and am slightly hungover. Merry Christmas, horz!
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
her pathetic d-bag of a bf is only using her to get free sex and experience the glamorous life. other than that what could he possibly see in her!? she's just as useless and brainless as he is. nice combo ;/ i wouldn't want to ever walk into these two losers. i would prolly call then all sorts of names and even punch the mofos.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 12:47pm.
Hey Queenie. I'm sorry about your situation, but maybe a change is what you need. I hope everything works out for you. For what it's worth, every cloud has a silver lining, right?
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Thanks, Sal. IDK what's in store for me but everything always turns out for the best. I have a wonderful family and an incredible circle of friends who will give me the support I'll need ... not to mention the heaux here on the D who make me laugh every day.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 12:42pm.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FOAMING CUNTS. YOU MAKE ME SICK
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Foaming cunts? BOING!
That is hot. You dirty little slut, if yours is foaming then post some pics. :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 12/25/2010 - 12:47pm.
Merry Christmas to all you HO HO HOs who celebrate, and Happy Festivus to the rest of you. :)
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Hey Queenie. I'm sorry about your situation, but maybe a change is what you need. I hope everything works out for you. For what it's worth, every cloud has a silver lining, right?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I know this isn't OP but I need to vent. Once again, my dipshit old man has ruined YET ANOTHER HOLIDAY with his epic fuckery.
I think my marriage is over and quite frankly am feeling relieved. Sad of course, and angry too, but relieved. I've got a game plan ready to go so I can hit the ground running on Monday.
On the bright side, I don't have to see my bitchface hag MIL today and listen to her whine about shit that no one remembers (her dipshit sons) and no one cares about (me). I can watch sports without listening to anyone whine about it.
I suspect my ears will be ringing all day long but I don't give a FUCK.
eta: Merry Christmas to all you HO HO HOs who celebrate, and Happy Festivus to the rest of you. :)
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FOAMING CUNTS. YOU MAKE ME SICK
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm trying to eat breakfast here! Ugh.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
My fave pic is the 8th thumbnail: goofy kiss, douchey tatts, huge, ugly ring, odd band in her hair, Dior shades.
They must have called a pap they trust, who'd work with them to discard photos they don't like--especially her saggy rear porch.
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Anyway, I boringly digress.
I agree her body is very pretty from the front- the back side is just awful.
Her boobs are not bought- she gained some weight!
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Somebody's Heine' is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh yeah, all right, feels good inside
-Weezer "Say It Ain't So"
Yayyyyyy crabs and the herp for christmas...lucky dude!!!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Merry XXXmas to all you funny sluts. Enjoy the HO-liday and keep it classy if possible.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Merry X-mas to MK and all you funny D-listers!!
Many blessings and may you all keep the funnies coming for a long long time.
Much Love,
UBF
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Merry Christmas MK and all you wonderful Dlisted sluts
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone. We're supposed to get SNOW later today, so we'll have a white Christmas in NC.
"Fairytale of New York"
The Pogues & Kirsty McColl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q
Wait a minute, is Wonky's hand INSIDE his swimming trunks in thumbnail #1???
Merry Christmas to all!
Merry Christmas everyone. I haven't missed wonky and those boobs are for sure paid for.
Merry Xmas everyone. Wish a great white would rise up out of that ocean and do the planet a fuckin favor.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuukah, and Happy Kwanza...and if I missed any atheists..happy no-happy holidays!! I LUV your HORZ...and feel closer to you anonymous freaks than most peoplez....cause her you can speak your freak...and get it all out on this here site!! Too bad we have to commnet our Christmas/HOliday greetings on a Wonky post....but Wonks has gained a little weight, but ball of butter she is with is obviously riding the money train with her...I think he got canned from his great casino gig...dumb arse...a kept man from a woman who simply cannot keep a man.
Merry Christmas to MK + family and dlisters - the real hot sluts!
you all give me my healthy dosage of smile and laughs thank you!
She looks good from the front, but turn her around. She has an ass that's sliding down her leg.
Grandma ass!
Merry X-mas D-listers!
Merry Christmas to you all and especially to MK. You make my day erryday!
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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DLISTED HORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Paris has implants, and also, a host of STDs. I can only hope she's doing her crabs a Christmas favor and releasing them back into the ocean.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Dear Santa,
My Christmas wish didn't come true. This cunt is still breathing, so fuck you.
Mrs. V.
Merry Christmas MK!!You make me happy every day of the year. Mwah, smooch! I love you :>)
Am I seeing things or is she giving him a handjob in photo 1? It looks like his bathing suit string is loosened and his pants open for her hand
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Yes,from Greek shipping heirs,to this neaterdal,part time sex-offender.Merry Christmas fellow psychopath dlisters!
Caption for thumbnail #4: where is the burning sensation, Paris?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
He looks like he JIZZED. IN HIS POHNTS!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 11:13pm.
That douche looks like a cross between Stephen Baldwin and a WOMAN.
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LOL! Well, YOU'RE not making it any easier for me to get to sleep!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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"...it's not called Flapping Noni..."
I never took Paris as a boob woman...I figured she was more of an ass or leg woman
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West