Natalie Portman Is Knocked Up And Getting Married

Who doesnt husband steal these days in Hollywood, it seems to have become the norm. I like her and always have, so no hating on her from me, I wish her the best.

Congrats to Skeletina 2.0. This chick is one of those snobby whores who acts like she doesn't fuck on anyone but probably fucks on anything, including your husband, your dad, etc. Baby probably isn't the ballerina dude's anyhoo.

"It's my money and I want it now!"

Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 11:50am.
Aw, cute. This baby has an excellent chance of being attractive, smart and athletic. Good-gene-d bastard.
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The funniest thing about that comment is that this baby is actually going to be a bastard. I expected more from Natalie. Stealing men and getting knocked up out of wedlock. That's something Angelina Jolie does. She's better than that.

Just in time for the Oscars.

Great job, Nats. This is the best promo ever.

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Yes, the press have their favorites, plus Eddie Cibrian was actually married with two small children. I think when the guys are both married and have kids, it makes for a much worse time for their whores. Remember when Julia Roberts stole Danny Moder from his wife? She got a bit of shit, but because the couple didn't have kids, the press and public forgave her more quickly. And of course, everybody already hated Angie, so she was doomed no matter what.

"So if Natalie ends up on the cover of Shape post-baby, will the editor apologize and also call her a homewrecker? I'm guessing the media will treat her much more kindly. Ugly homewreckers like Leann Rimes have it much more difficult."

I agree, the media has their 'darlings' and these people don't get ragged on for doing the same shit other celebs (Rimes) did.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 1:09pm.

millipeen actually comes from the metric system, because his dick is the same thickness as a dime.

Those tights are not good for the old beanbag! *refuses to watch The Nutcracker*

So she was eating for two in her tutu?

So if Natalie ends up on the cover of Shape post-baby, will the editor apologize and also call her a homewrecker? I'm guessing the media will treat her much more kindly. Ugly homewreckers like Leann Rimes have it much more difficult.

I'm a longtime fan of Portman and hope they'll be very happy. He seems pretty accomplished and would have to be an extraordinary person to bed her, IMO.

Check this out:
Time Doesn’t Stand Still
( Millepied, who choreographed and stars in Darren Aronofsky’s latest film Black Swan, here plays opposite French actress Léa Seydoux )

http://www.nowness.com/day/2010/12/9/1195/time-doesn-t-stand-still
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wow, this actress always seemed so wholesome ...

Guess it happens to the best of 'em.

Submitted by Cartman - Wasn't this a blind item the other day and Michael K guessed Wynona Ryder? If the blind item were true, wouldn't that mean this kid is from a one night stand and not the guy she's going to marry (supposedly)?

12/4/10 Blind Item: "This actress who is out of town promoting a film about to be released that she has a small part in, has already battled substance abuse and now is about to tackle a new challenge: motherhood. The troubled star hooked up with a random guy at a bar before leaving to promote the film and is now pregnant. She will probably say when the news comes out that the baby belongs to her boyfriend. It doesn’t and couldn’t since the two haven’t slept together in six months."

Not Natalie, it says "small part" and I've never heard her described as "troubled". Winona is in "Black Swan", so it's still possibly her. Also, could it be Mila? How big is her part? Not sure of her H-Wood reputation, but after 8 yrs, shouldn't she be done with Macaulay Culkin by now?

Personally, I hope that the rumors that Mila is going to be nominated for Best Supporting Actress are true. And then I hope that Natalie's babydaddy drops her snobby, holier-than-thou ass.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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I was wowed by the dancing in Black Swan and that was about it. She had the same "scared and confused" face for every scene. the movie was ok but I don't see all the hype. If Natalie is getting an Oscar its because she trained for like a year and transformed herself into a ballerina and not for her acting. Everyone seems to love it so maybe I'm missing something.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

I knew it! She looked boobie at the Black Swan premiere.

Never been a fan of the pregnant and engaged double whammy. It always discredits the notion that the people could actually be in love and that's why they're getting married as opposed to feeling obligated to get married because of the baby or being driven by the romantic idea of having a family and feeling more in love--again, because of an impending baby.

Fuck Natalie Portman. That is all.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"

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♪♫Omg, Omg...Black fking Swan is preggers w/ a duckling...Omg, Omg, someone tell the live-in girlfriend...♪♫

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Submitted by ambism on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 3:23pm.

Wood Dragon, I feel sorry for you. Sorry for you and your inability to comprehend sarcasm. :/

Apologies. Don't know how I missed that. Not quite with it yet, still shaking off a numbing hangover. Invented a new drink and then drank far too many of them. The whole world still seems fuzzy at the moment

Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.

Wow, that was random!

I honestly thought she was smarter than this. Obviously her "Thinking Man's Starlet" title was yet another PR ruse shoved down our throats by the Hollywood machine. How smart can she be for a) getting knocked up like this and by *him* and b) not heeding the old saying: "If he cheats with you, he will cheat on you"? Just plain wacky.

Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 2:55pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 11:43am.
Well, that pretentious twat WAS fucking Sean Penn not too long ago (allegedly), so she's well versed in the art *cough* of getting it on with committed people.

I love how Hollyweird and this untalented little shit's PR team try to make her Smartest Girl EVAH in showbiz, and yet every single fucking time she opens her mouth some asinine shit comes out.

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I love how these self-proclaimed "genius" actors who obtain Ivy League degrees always go for Psychology or French. Because a B.A. in either one of those (fairly easy) degrees will get you sooooooo far in the REAL world. The only "educated" actresses I've ever been impressed with were Mayim Bialik and Dancia McKellar. Both of those ladies have ADVANCED degrees in science and math and actually contributed to the fields.

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Fucking LOL, couldn't have said it better myself!!

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Hmm. Are they getting married before the baby is due? If so I give it 10 months (the marriage) and if not I give it 0 months. What silliness. Typical book smart girl. I should know because I married one.

Wasn't this a blind item the other day and Michael K guessed Wynona Ryder? If the blind item were true, wouldn't that mean this kid is from a one night stand and not the guy she's going to marry (supposedly)?

@kitri I'm sorry but what sort of plastic surgery are you claiming Natalie Portman has had? She has been famous since she was 12 and her face still looks pretty much the same.

- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo

@LaChayla. Natalie was actually born in Isreal, and I'm assuming grew up on the east coast at some point since she went to Harvard, but her real name is Hershlag or some shit, which is the last name she used while at Harvard. (which is where she was approached for Black Swan in 2000).
@Boomsy. Hollywood is a weird place where weird things happen. I'm sure there are a ton of unwanted babies in Hollyweird, just because they like it raw w/ no protection. Just google hollywood occult shit .

Right on Boomsy. I am really disappointed. Did she leave her brain on the Black Swan set? One would think that a woman would take precautions against getting pregnant with someone's baby that they've known for less than a year. I think these oopsy babies are just a symptom of their having no objective thinking ability. "We're just so in wuv, we fuck all the time without being repsonsible and it doesnt matter because we're so in wuv" You think she would wait to have a baby, especially if he just got out of a relationship-just to guage where their relationship is going. At least get married FIRST and establish that. Britney Spears was able to do that. I may be close-mided but this shit is tacky as hell. Especially this pathetic wedding. Even the Kardashain sisters have more sense than this.

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

She strikes me as an introvert but people interpret it as snobby.
Her piece is a hot one. Ballerino. ha ha

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Wood Dragon, I feel sorry for you. Sorry for you and your inability to comprehend sarcasm. :/

Ok, maybe I'm being narrowminded here, but do celebrities not know how to use birth control or something? Why do they seem to have so many "oopsy" babies? They certainly have the resources to pay for contraceptives...

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Poor kid to have that pompous women like that as a Mom.

I like Portman as an actress, but she does seem a tad full of herself.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 12:15pm.
Mazel tov! He seems like a really loyal guy. And the most romantic ingredient you can add to a brand-new relationship is a newborn, of course!

HE seems like a really loyal guy? What part of dumping his live in GF of 3 years did you not read?
Romantic Ingredient is a Newborn????? LMAO Yeah right. After the no sleep/ no sex/ no life, puking/shitting/crying/screaming bullshit. It can be very romantic, right after they leave for fucking college. Whatever drugs you're taking I want some. Because I haven't thought fairy tale crap like that since I was 12.

Suffering tastes so very, very yummy.

And yet she's still boring as hell.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 11:43am.
Well, that pretentious twat WAS fucking Sean Penn not too long ago (allegedly), so she's well versed in the art *cough* of getting it on with committed people.

I love how Hollyweird and this untalented little shit's PR team try to make her Smartest Girl EVAH in showbiz, and yet every single fucking time she opens her mouth some asinine shit comes out.

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I love how these self-proclaimed "genius" actors who obtain Ivy League degrees always go for Psychology or French. Because a B.A. in either one of those (fairly easy) degrees will get you sooooooo far in the REAL world. The only "educated" actresses I've ever been impressed with were Mayim Bialik and Dancia McKellar. Both of those ladies have ADVANCED degrees in science and math and actually contributed to the fields.

Anyways, just what the world needs...Another pretentious twat beast.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

I just can't with her. She comes off as very uppity with no sense of humor.

She strikes me as a more private, Ivy League version of Fishsticks: very East Coast pretentious snob.

I'm sure the harmonious start to the relationship demonstrates their love shall endure through the ages, or at least through most of the third trimester.

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"I won't work my looks no more..."

"Congrats to Natalie and Millpeen, blah blah blah... And congrats to us since I'm sure Natalie will give birth to a perfect baby genius who will learn 12 languages by the age of 3, graduate from Harvard by the age of 8, write a masterpiece novel that will change all of our lives by the age of 9 and discover the cure for EVERYTHING by the age of 10."

MK-I heart you.

And to people who think Millipeen will be doing the same to Natalie as his gf of three years, please. No one breaks up with Natalie. Natalie does the dumping.

Submitted by caribbeanchic: "What a jerk he is to dump his chick of 3 years for someone else.... That's very douchey of him"

She can expect similar behavior from him in the future. If he did it with you, he'll do it TO you. Not that he was technically married, but it's the same idea.

When it comes to seeing peen everywhere and in everything MK's talents are unending.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Stuff on Millipeen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Millepied

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I love Natalie Portman, but...Ooops! Looks like girlfriend got knocked up and needing to calm the waters. I think this is more about avoiding any tabloid distractions from her Oscar moment.

There's something sanctimonious about her..

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I love Natalie Portman, so I won't say anything bad about her... She was the best thing about the "Star Wars" movies - besides that sexy beast Ewan McGregor. And that's not saying much because those movies sucked, but at least she was trying.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

What a jerk he is to dump his chick of 3 years for someone else.... That's very douchey of him '~'

The unphotoshopped version of this pic is on Jezebel. Or maybe that one was photoshopped to look worse.

Why do so many of these starlets get pregnant first and then rush a wedding? Are these guys not proposing so they're forcing the issue? Eh, I don't see them making it.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

That's the guy that was opposite her in Black Swan? Are you sure? The guy is Black Swan was ugly and this dude's just average.

What a terrible last name by the way. This is some surprising news but I will be smirking when smug ass Natalie gets fat and haggard looking. You know bitch will want to be all in with this child. We'll be seeing her ass taking it for play dates with other Literati children on the Upper West side. There's no way a nanny will be pictured. Natalie is perfect and needs no nanny. *eye roll* Is that why she's had bitch face for the past few weeks? she realized she's knocked up with some no name ballerinas kid? Oh Natalie I was sure you'd marry higher up than that.

Pregnant brides are a tradition as old as marriage itself; but what ever happened to the associated tradition of marrying quickly and ignoring the busybodies who count the days between the wedding and the baptism (or in this case, bris)? Yeah, I know what happened - the impossible, commercialized ideal of a wedding as a once (or twice) in a lifetime blowout that takes a year of planning and whose highlight is the bride's gown. Gotta lose that baby weight to look good in the pictures!
(harrumph)

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 12:15pm.
Mazel tov! He seems like a really loyal guy. And the most romantic ingredient you can add to a brand-new relationship is a newborn, of course!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 12/27/2010 - 12:22pm.

Natalie has been good in like maaaaaaybe 3 of the 50 movies she's done.

She sucked in Star Wars too....pissed me off how terrible she was.
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