Baby Mason Does Not Work For Free!
The Kardashians will proudly whore themselves out on every inch of real estate on the ho stroll, but at least they make sure the check is cut before doing so. And now they are passing that rule to live by down to their kin including Kourtney Kardashian's baby son Mason. You won't be seeing much of Mason's face on his family's new reality show Godzilla and Cloverfield Take Manhattan, because the cheap asses at E! refused to stick a $5,000 check into his Pampers every time he appeared in an episode. You can thank Mason's daddy Scott Dickhead for that, because he never lowered his pimp cane during negotiations with E!. A source tells UsWeekly (via Examiner):
"E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, 'Are you out of your mind?' " Another insider told the magazine, "He bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."
The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a rape kit every time I stare at a picture of him, but you can't deny his baby bartering skills. Dude has actually left me in a state of surprised! You'd think that Scott would sell his son out for a bottle of chloroform and a silk paisley scarf that doubles as a thong, but he proved us wrong! Father AND Pimp of the second!
Here's Baby Mason, Kourtney and Scott arriving at LAX yesterday. You will probably receive an invoice under your door from Scott for staring at Baby Mason too long so click quickly.
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Epic fail for Scott. If E! is willing to pay 1,000 an episode for Mason to be a baby, take the money. It's not like he is contractually obligated to a dinner with the Real Housewives.
How can you not tell the kid is Scott's? He is practically his identical twin. It's scary how much he looks like him. That kid is 100% Scott's child, as horrifying as that is.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Are we even sure Mason is Scott Dicksuck's? I get a feeling he's the product of a one night-stand with some big, scary hairy gangster type or a Rosemary's baby type situation. Either way-Scott's not giving up his meal ticket by getting a paternity test.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
That is not Scott's baby! lol
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:26am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:20am.
Who smashed a brick in that babys face? WHO?
It was Kim, in the study, and it wasn't a brick...it was a Go-Girl(TM).
You made me google! Nice. :)
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His greasy hair does nothing to reduce his overall greasiness.
Do the Kardashians ever do anything interesting?
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:11am.
Bless it's poor little heart. Baby doesn't stand a chance with those parents.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
baby mason wishes he were like his dad
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Maybe I didn't drink deep enough of Rupert Everett's cunt nectar yesterday because I think she looks better without all the layers of spackle and bonding agent she and her sisters use on their faces.
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Stan Hooper -- I agree that your employer shouldn't own you, but they do, like it or not. I had heard about a woman who had a FaceBook page, she was on disability, and once they found pictures on her FB page of her on vacation, her disability was terminated. You can leave nothing to chance nowadays. Be careful, hon.
Well, its called being 32 and not wearing enough makeup to be camera ready. She still looks younger than Kate Middleton.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:18am.
Careful Stan Hooper, that shit is a slippery slope! Hos have been fired for their FaceBook pages. I'd delete the Twatter and form another one, away from the prying cunt eyes of the co-worker who's trying to stir shit up.
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Yeah. I agree. That's one of the shitty things about the times we're living in -- Everything becomes Public Domain on the internet. I've read about divorce lawyers using Facebook and Twitter statuses as evidence in court.
Maybe start a new one under a fake name and use code names for people you want to bitch about?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:20am.
Who smashed a brick in that babys face? WHO?
It was Kim, in the study, and it wasn't a brick...it was a Go-Girl(TM).
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She looks like she should have a big rug hanging between two trees and beating the dust out of it, or washing dishes in the running stream. Dude. You're gonna wish you married a Swedish volleyball team member (if you had to do ethnic) in about 14-24 months.
Damn, instead of getting those balloons on her chest, she should've got a face transplant.
i hate all things kardassian and that poor baby looks like his american pyscho-ish father. WTF does everyone see in this family? i don't get it.
Who smashed a brick in that babys face? WHO?
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Careful Stan Hooper, that shit is a slippery slope! Hos have been fired for their FaceBook pages. I'd delete the Twatter and form another one, away from the prying cunt eyes of the co-worker who's trying to stir shit up.
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What is up with her hat? She looks like the villain from Secret Window.
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i don't watch the show & i don't care. :P
Faux hair. Big mounds of silicone on her chest.
Frankly, the baby shouldn't even be on the show. Where are child labor laws here. Stop whoring out the baby.
speaking of whoring out! My co-worker noticed I bad mouthed another co-worker on twitter. He said what if the boss sees it? I said since when does the boss own my fucking personal life? Seems he added my twitter feeds on my company's main twitter page. I didn't appreciate that. Fuck them. My life is not part of the company. I don't get paid that much!!
Same with Baby Dash here. He didn't sign up for this shit. Either pay him good, or get the fucking cameras away.
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I'll never understand this country's fascination with these dark & hairy gypsy women. They make me sick to my stomach.
To anyone who doesn't believe that Planet of the Apes could come true, take a look at these pics and think again. Serrrrious missing link shit going on in this family. I bet the baby is thinking "GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!!"....little does he know....
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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Kourtney looks fug. Scott is a sleazeball. The poor kid is fucking doomed.
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Bless it's poor little heart. Baby doesn't stand a chance with those parents.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
That's one hell of an ugly baby
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For your health.
"E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, 'Are you out of your mind?'" made me LMMFAO.
"Seriously?? Are you out of your MIND you're offering ONLY a grand per episode for us to show our inbred-looking spawn in our shitty reality show?!"
This dude is a riot! And a serial killer. Has to be. Pic #5 made me reach for my pepper spray!
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Please. They should pay *us* to look at his fugly little midget face.
Ugh can we stop giving these people attention? I can't wait till Kim is as insignificant as Paris is now.
Please. We all know it's Ugly Plastic Faced Pimp Momma Kris who is pushing for the cash.
God this family is SO HARD to look at! Holy fucking hell! Even the baby is disgusting...please God let this gene pool dry up - and FAST!
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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The sound of the BR
She looks so dirty. That kid has a fat face.
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Methinks they're pushing Santan's Stroller.
*chanting as always*
Sit yo ass down with that $5000 shit.
Bitch could be walking around with a bulldog and we'd never know it wasn't her son...
That baby is ugly, and there is no earthly reason to justify the existence of Kardassian-related anything. Fuck those people.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
She gave birth on the show and she just reached down and pulled the kid out with her own hands. He practically fell out is all I'm saying.
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she has horseface from hell, holleeee shit.
I wish EVERYONE WOULD STOP PAYING ALL OF THESE WHORES and their offspring. they could dissapear.
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We can make weapons out of these candy canes.
Go ahead, suck it til it's pointy.
Kourtney is looking mad old in these pics.
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Now that is one UGLY motherfucking baby. Looks like a cross between a baby midget and some creature from The Hills Have Eyes!
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Dang she looks UG-LY.
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"The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a rape kit every time I stare at a picture of him.."
Fucking A exactly MK!! omg, alarm bells ring everytime I see Scott Disick's creepy, socipath face.
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I love calling him Scott Dicksick.
That's about all I hsve to say about that.
Fug baby with upcoming unibrow.
Is it just me or are the Lardassians starting to look like Octomom too?
Christ she's fugly.
I'd like to weigh in on this very disturbing topic.... She has a nice rack. tis all.
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