Thursday, December 30th 2010

The Illuminati Men's Choir Presents....


Featuring more soulless vampire models than a sacrifice at Kunty Karl Lagerfeld's dressing room, Kanye West ejaculates his version of Thriller with the help of Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Bon Iver and Nicki Minaj. This Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Disney's Haunted Mansion meets Hostel mess has yet to be blessed with fish saliva by the hand of Lord Kanye, so get it before he stomps his feet and snatches it off YouTube.

After reading one of Kanye's Twitter rants, most of us feel like our heads just severed itself from our bodies, so it was nice of him to include that visual in his video. With that said, you might want to summon the spirit of Tangina to CLEAN YOUR HOUSE after watching this dark-sided shit.

via Rap-Up

Posted by: Michael K


Poison Candy Apple's picture

WTf was that?!?? I had to turn down the fucking volume because of Kanye's annoying ass voice. The fact that they had close ups of his busted ass mouth and beard, then they were all close up on fucking Jay Z's ugly mug and then we had to deal with Nikki's contorted faces.

No words in all the English language can even explain my hate for these fuckers.

And yea- Illuminati Men's Choir fits the bill perfectly.

/me runs off to dip herself in holy water from the dark sided ish.

Crustyina Fagulera.'s picture

NICKI SHE JUST MAD CUZ YOU TOOK THE SPOT!

WORD THAT BITCH MAD CUZ I TOOK THE SPOT? WELL BITCH IF YOU AIN'T SHITTIN THEN GET OFF THE POT!

Sicki's Pink Friday and Kelis' Fleshtone aré the only 2 amazing albums that us shitty Americans spewed out of the Illuminati Celebrity Factory this year.

TOPANGA's picture

I got Kanye's new album for a Christmas gift (yes I'm a fan of his..sue me) and I literally got chills when I heard this song, and NOT in a good way. Only three songs on that album are "sane". He seems so dark and lost now. Needless to say, I'm glad someone else wasted thier 14 bucks on it and not me. Unlistenable! (Is that a word?)
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"

Pearl_Necklace's picture

lmao at the caption ***frantically scrolls for Goldshift posts***

Jayda's picture

i love nicki and i love kanye too. this is one of my favorite songs from the album. the video concept is pretty cool. it's not better than the power music video. at least if the power music video had been more than a minute and a half long

Chilly's picture

Nicki Minaj-I cant wait until 2012! She'll have done everyone elses shit and I can finally afford to book her to rap on my brothers talking birthday card!!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

*makes sign of the cross and sits on bench waiting for Jesus*

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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.

madam ex's picture

Damn they took it off before I can get home and listen to it...WTF????
Now Im pissed I watched it and it looked pretty interesting but no speakers here.....DAMNNNN, GRRRR

ortiz's picture

The title of this post is hilarious, I spit my soda out all over the place when I read it! Good one MK, you owe me a new keyboard :)

will.i.am's picture

I can't hate. I love this song and i've been waiting for this video. Nicki's verse makes this song.

Anonymouse73's picture

Hmmm.

I like it.
*ducks*

I don't think the whole "dead woman" thing is meant to look "cool" nor do I find it misogynistic. The name of the song is Monster. He's NOT celebrating that he's killed women in this song. He doesn't have woman issues...he was really close to his mom. I think the dead woman probably represent the WORST thing he could do, in his mind and in the minds of the public...who think he's a monster.

FunFilled's picture

let's pray for the 4th coming of Punk.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 12:16pm.
Okay, I fast-forwarded thru this crap, and mostly I saw white women hanging from the ceiling, white women with their heads off...somebody has muthafuckin' ISSUES.
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I presume that's just because it's mostly white women IN the video to begin with.

FunFilled's picture

They like themselves a bunch.

moomarse's picture

I really don't care about this shit, but I do have to wonder why JayZ doesn't get his crookedy ass teeth fixed. He's a fucking bazillllionaire...

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Can't be bothered watching the whole of this shit.

When Jesus comes back, he's gonna be pissed.

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The Babylonian Brotherhood is just an embarassment nowadays. No wonder the shit is going down in 2012.

PantyChrist's picture

Does Jay Z have any bones in the lower half of his head, or does his skull just give up halfway and let the rest swing in the wind? Just asking.

zomay's picture

Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:36am.
Ugh, hasn't the monster/vampire/zombie/dark-sided thing been played out in music videos? Rihanna and Lady GaGa both beat that shit to death last year. Let's think of something new, shall we?

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Ditto

That shit is moldy bread

Scheherazade's picture

ricka ricka rawr rawr ramanama muthafucka!

That's how Nikki sounds to me in all her songs.

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cripbabe's picture

jt:

even being the foul-mouthed, old hag I am, any "music" that has "motherfucker"in it within the first 15 seconds can't convince me it's worth a damn. you can put a frilly baby bonnet on it, a pacifer in its mouth and make it wear a shiity diaper and it still sucks, as most rap does -

Albatross's picture

Okay, I fast-forwarded thru this crap, and mostly I saw white women hanging from the ceiling, white women with their heads off...somebody has muthafuckin' ISSUES.

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sandyisdandy's picture

Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:48am.

THAT crap is the verse all the critics are saying Nicky Minaj is awesome on? Really it was pretty average.

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No shit. The best thing she's done is her verse on "My Chick Bad," which she painfully references here with the Child's Play lyrics. I'm actually rooting for Ludacris to win a damn Grammy so that can officially be the pinnacle of Nicki Minaj's career.

sonne's picture

Thanks, Slurpee. You look delicious and refreshing. ;) It's fun to say, too.

Also I am totally baffled as to how Kanye keeps getting 4 star and A review grades for this album. I've heard 4 tracks and non of them are that great. he has always been a terrible rapper, don't get me wrong I do think he makes good beats but that is his only skill he sucks and lyrics and rapping.

- Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo

THAT crap is the verse all the critics are saying Nicky Minaj is awesome on? Really it was pretty average.

Kanye, Jay Z and Nicky Minaj the three most overrated voices in rap all on one lame track

Also I am sick of Nicky's stupid smile and deranged blinking

d-nice's picture

i don't get the whole niki thing either.
i must be gettin old.

d-nice's picture

great beat!
i heard the lyrics & i get what he is saying.

how when things get out of hand, bam you are in knee deep and then you are like wow, i can't take that back or get a re-do.

maybe he is reflecting upon things he regrets or feels stupid about.

Slurpee's picture

Hahahahaha. Nice avie Sonne.

sonne's picture

Breathtakingly awful. Tired and stale. Somebody been watching old seasons of America's Next Top Model (that was my first thought and then what a bunch of shit).
This music sucks!

If you all want to see freaky, weird rap or whatever it's called these days, check out Die Antwoord from South Africa. At least they're unique, lol.

LaChaylo's picture

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:22am.
When will the rap/hip-hop fad finally be over? Can't it die out the way glam metal did in the 80s? I am so sick of it! Die!
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I hear you, but I have to put in a plug for good hip hop, (see the Roots) that hardly gets played on the radio or gets mainstream attention. I've seen great rappers with good messages, who are poets in their own right, who don't degrade women and pull this money, guns, and hos bullshit.

kanderso's picture

Ugh, hasn't the monster/vampire/zombie/dark-sided thing been played out in music videos? Rihanna and Lady GaGa both beat that shit to death last year. Let's think of something new, shall we?

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DeeDee's picture

Why you stoopin', Bon Iver and Rick Rubin? Lame.

M.E.'s picture

>:/

ok i like and listen to rap but i dont get it ....

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:04am.

Fuck this. I made it not even 30 seconds.

Why is it ok for black people to throw around the N word left and right but are offended if another race does it (not in a racial way)?

How can another race say N and not be in a racial way?
Reported for being a Honky!

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Dallas's picture

The "N" word needs to die a quick death! As long as there is a race that continually uses it, it is here to stay---yet, they are the ones that want it to go away! Double standard, maybe!

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:22am.

When will the rap/hip-hop fad finally be over? Can't it die out the way glam metal did in the 80s? I am so sick of it! Die!
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*REPORTED. RACIST*

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Bon Iver rocks... one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrMmr1oMPGA

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

When will the rap/hip-hop fad finally be over? Can't it die out the way glam metal did in the 80s? I am so sick of it! Die!

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

M.E.'s picture

*kicks Leenie in the gunt*

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 11:04am.

REPORTED FOR RACISM

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Royal Kant's picture

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:37am.
And why is Nicki Minaj the new hot thing? I don't get it.
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Da Azz....It's ALWAYS DA AZZ! I gotta give love to the girls with the fat round thang. Shit so fat you can see it from the front

joanne's picture

Satan should be embarrassed by this.

swarm-of-locusts's picture

I don't like rap, I don't like Kanye, I think the video is uninspired...but the beat is dope and the rhymes are tight. JMO.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 10:42am.

The sickest thing about this is the women who voluntarily accept the role of beheaded sex doll mannequin for these videos. Yes, there's Illuminati imagery in this shit. The "Real Women as Dolls" theme is so disgusting and played out.
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Co-signed. This crap was very misogynistic, like most hip-hop videos. I guess they think it's cool to look like a rapist/serial killer, with a bunch of dead, half-naked women everywhere. That said, those models do that shit to pay their bills. It's the the ones who hired them who deserve our hatred.
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stake_spike's picture

Pass

sandyisdandy's picture

It would have been one hot ass video if Nicki Minaj played all the women. The most interesting part was her torturing her Barbie personality with her Nicki personality. Could you imagine if she was every woman in the video? Sick.

But I think Kanye's already threatened by her since all the music critics claim she out-rapped everyone on that track. That and, you know, the MPD going on. I don't want gay little Roman to cut me.

M.E.'s picture

Fuck this. I made it not even 30 seconds.

Why is it ok for black people to throw around the N word left and right but are offended if another race does it (not in a racial way)?