Saturday, January 1st 2011
2011 Really Is The Year Of Jessica Rabbit!
CoCo knows, and so with the help of a Costco-sized jar of Crisco, a dozen sweat shop seamstresses and thread made from Kryptonite, she got into a dress that gave Roger Rabbit a double boner in the ears. CoCo's gown was full-length when she arrived at her New Year's Eve party with Ice-T in NYC last night, but she always underestimates the extreme power of her hongray hongray camel toe and didn't think it would bite at her dress and rip that shit in half. CoCo is still the epitome of elegance and grace, and her beauty never fails to gently cradle my hangover and rock it softly.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 6:20pm.
Can't help it, I love these two....
I agree...those two were made for each other...literally!! Cocos ass forever!!
ubmitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 7:53pm.
Exploding fake boobies has to be an urban myth. If it weren't, all the flights between Vegas and L.A. would be littered with silicone and saline. A cabin is pressurized to the equivalent of about 4,000' above sea level. Nothing pops at that low elevation.
Myth Busters actually disproved that myth...otherwise Pam Anderson would blown up long ago!!
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:34pm.
Wow, I had no idea implants can explode at a certain altitude during flight! That's the stuff nightmares are made off!
*imagines Coco's butt exploding*
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...oh yeah...my thoughts exactly...I still wonder if it's an urban legend though...
...just the same I think I would avoid being on the same flight as La CoCo...
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Myth Busters did an episode on this and proved it's a myth.
Check out the hottie dj. This party looks like it took place 25 years ago.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
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Exploding fake boobies has to be an urban myth. If it weren't, all the flights between Vegas and L.A. would be littered with silicone and saline. A cabin is pressurized to the equivalent of about 4,000' above sea level. Nothing pops at that low elevation.
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Life support system for a bagina, just sayin.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 3:34pm.
Wow, I had no idea implants can explode at a certain altitude during flight! That's the stuff nightmares are made off!
*imagines Coco's butt exploding*
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...oh yeah...my thoughts exactly...I still wonder if it's an urban legend though...
...just the same I think I would avoid being on the same flight as La CoCo...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
Submitted by Enzi55 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 4:40pm.
at least they look so happy together.
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I'm so glad you mention that...they have the most natural body language (not that I would ever equate CoCo's body language with something "natural" but together they do). They're friends, they're lovers, they party and they have a good time but they work hard too...they don't try to be more than they are or less, either. They're freaks but THAT's natural. They know they're shocking and they glory in it but they don't go overboard with tryna prove it or amaze us or anything - they just are. And THAT is why I love Ice-T and CoCo.
PS. CoCo is a "glamour model"...she specializes in men's magazines *winkwink*
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Can't help it, I love these two....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
Forget Coco! Look at what Ice-T is wearing-he looks like he is going to a PTA meeting. What happened to his pimp clothes?
I never thought a pair of Louboutin's could look like Payless sale rack shoes, but CoCo has managed to do that to the ones she is wearing.
Her red and wrinkled neck area & fat, shapeless arms are making me wanna vomit up in here!
What a beast. Does he hump that?
she actually looks really pretty! i think she always is even with her chunka butt, but its nice to see her with a little more clothes on, leaves a little more to the imagination...even though we've all pretty much given her a pelvic exam with our eyes. still.
Coco is so ridiculous, but as others have pointed out, she doesn't take herself seriously, so I can't hate on her.
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Does she have a job? Or is she just known as Ice-T's piece?
Submitted by muffintops on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 2:08pm.
i love Coco. she's a real life cartoon - its amazing. She doesn't take herself super seriously and has fun. I'll take her over britney, demi, aniston, angelina, and blohan anyday for the fun factor. Great taste in obnoxious shoes also.
I won't go so far as say I love her, but I agree with everything else you said. I imagine her being fun in real life, which is more than I can say of most people mentioned on here.
jt
you know, I could talk a lotta shit about these two, but I can't - they actually look like they really might love each other in some weird, twisted way and that's a good thing.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR, DLISTERS!!
I love her meaty legs here. And.. at least they look so happy together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0yO1MWqBV8
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 2:25pm.
...On truTv last nite they had this show called '1000 ways to die' and one of the segments was a dramatic re-enactment of what happened to some woman whose implants weren't sealed right or something and they exploded when her flight reached cruising altitude...
...The re-enactment was ridiculously graphic...rapidly expanding breastal area ending in exploding t*ttay gore-covered implant fragments hitting other passengers in the face and such...
...I called bullsh*t on that segment, but looking at CoCo and her humongously enhanced physique makes me wonder...
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Wow, I had no idea implants can explode at a certain altitude during flight! That's the stuff nightmares are made off!
*imagines Coco's butt exploding*
I'm kinda disappointed I can't see coco's vagina lips peeking through that conservative dress....
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
This looks like a painful body to be lugging around.
Those things attached to her chest... they're supposed to look like breasts, right?
Just checking.
YES! I can't hate on CoCo's enhanced body. I'd much rather see her and Ice T than LeAnne possum-face and her cheating leech. These hos look cute all happy and shit. On the other, hand, maybe I should be hating...
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"I won't work my looks no more..."
i know it is winter but the question still lingers...
why is CoCo wearing so many clothes?!
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Try as I might, I can't hate on either one of them. They're still together, they seem happy, and if they're attracted to each other, that's all that counts.
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That shadow outside your bedroom window was me.
stumpy legs, fat ass, and not pretty face.
gross.
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The more I want you, the less I get
Ain't that just the way things are
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...On truTv last nite they had this show called '1000 ways to die' and one of the segments was a dramatic re-enactment of what happened to some woman whose implants weren't sealed right or something and they exploded when her flight reached cruising altitude...
...The re-enactment was ridiculously graphic...rapidly expanding breastal area ending in exploding t*ttay gore-covered implant fragments hitting other passengers in the face and such...
...I called bullsh*t on that segment, but looking at CoCo and her humongously enhanced physique makes me wonder...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
Snideychick sez:
Needs some ginge.
That's pretty demure for Coco...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
i love Coco. she's a real life cartoon - its amazing. She doesn't take herself super seriously and has fun. I'll take her over britney, demi, aniston, angelina, and blohan anyday for the fun factor. Great taste in obnoxious shoes also.
oh yes! CoCo + hair o' the dog = cure for my 2010 hangover
I love Coco. She doesn't take herself too seriously, and seems to be having fun with her life. She's married to a man who loves her, and they do their thing, and look like they have fun doing it!
Actually she is, by her standards, over dressed. She's ready for church in that coverage. Why do some peeps consistently feel the need to be damn near naked all the time? Jebus, a smart looking pair of slacks and a sleek halter top w/ a strand of pearls would be sexier. But no.
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She is really just fucking gross.
What kind of club is lit up like a photo shoot?
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"He used to wear a kilt and sing Scottish songs, but we knew."
It's not 2011 until COCO and T say it is 2011.
She's getting kind of long in the tooth to be dressing like this (not to mention her hamhock arms are getting bigger than his)