Monday, January 3rd 2011
Would You Hit It?
Well, blog of the devil... Here's Kid Rock marching on the beach in Cabo and looking like if Gollum got out of rehab for his ring obsession and found a new addiction in the bottom of a Pabst keg and in a bottle of Rogaine. Since 2011 should be a non-stop shameless slut orgy before the end-of-the-world storm (aka 2012), I'd cut a hole in the back of my Wranglers and hit it on the airbrushed hood (think of a bald eagle wiping a single tear off his cheek with an American flag paper napkin) of his El Camino in the back parking lot of a NASCAR rally.
And if Gollum humping still isn't your thing, here's a few pictures of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber with Kid Pebble.
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Cindy is absolutely gorgeous , anyone that thinks she's lost it - needs an eye exam or needs to lower the bar when it comes to beauty!
It's ashame you can see what a long marriage does to people ... Gerber has a gorgeous wife like that and he doesnt even bat an eye in her direction while she's sporting a bathing suit. You can tell he's bored with it at this point. I'm sure another man wouldnt be so quick to take her for granted.
Thanks @guest. I remember watching some of this when it was on but didn't notice his son. I'll check it out again. Not surprised his son is adorable.
Submitted by reality check on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 1:56pm.
I would love to see what Kid Rock's biracial kid looks like today. I have a feeling his kids a looker.
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his kid is adorable & was in this special...here's the link.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/kid_rock_born_free/series.jhtml
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 9:18pm.
Yes...Cindy could STILL get the business.
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Oh REALLY? Gosh, what a surprise. Go play on drunkenstepfather.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on 12/05/2010
'And yet when I close my eyes, I hear the sound of camera's clicking and flashing, but even now I know it's just the sun trying to seduce me.'
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/01/kid-rock-has-just-become-america...
Kid Sock Monkey.
It's finally happened, and it happened fast.
Cindy's aged.
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Too much boozing and too many days in the sun without any spf.
Never thought I'd look at Kid Rock until I saw Fat Actress, and then I got it.
MichaelK,
Normally I would not take a pause at a Kid Rock post, but your words flowed like poetry! If loving your prose is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
Yes...Cindy could STILL get the business.
Like Hugh Hefner, Kid Pebble is another example of "all it takes is money".
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Im sorry to say, I would hit it right after we played the sexy soapy in the shower game.
I ain't sayin' they's a damn thing wrong with Cindy Crawford's bod, I'm just sayin' I thought that was Janice Dickenson for a quick second....
And would I hid Kid Rock? Fuck yeah! Til it broke...and I'm not ashamed to admit it...Ok, yes I am, but in my defense, I'm pretty much ghetto white trash, so go figure....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is that Avril Lavigne walking past in the second picture?
Back on topic:
I would not hit it with my worst enemy's cooch and someone else's ass pushing it.
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"don't even try shitting on my rainbow!!" ~ Fucking_Classy
It looks like Rande and Cindy are politely tolerating him until they can move to higher, better protected ground.
He must eat pussy like a champ - there's not much bulge, he is ugly as hell and seems like he'd smell like open ass, yet he keeps getting women.
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"don't even try shitting on my rainbow!!" ~ Fucking_Classy
There are not enough letters in 'No' to express the no-ness of my answer.
Never understood this ugly guy's appeal.
Someone I know is crazy about him and I find him absolutely revolting. He looks like he'd stink of cigarettes, beer, car grease and sweat. Gross.
He is one white trashy looking Lynrd Skynrd ripping off fugly and fuck hillbilly freak...and if it was a dark room and I was super duper drunk I would probably accidentally hit it, but hazmat by stuff afterwards...he is gross.
Kid Rock looks about as good as Pam Anderson but, for inexplicable reasons, his career's still doing well.
Kid Rock has always had the face of an inbred hillbilly.
Swoon!
What in the hell?
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Let's see... HAZMAT bath, check. Personal trainer, check. Tanning sessions, check. Makeover, check. Rented vagina, check. And all this only because I have a soft spot for people born on the same day as me. Yes, I am just that vain.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Let's see... HAZMAT bath, check. Personal trainer, check. Tanning sessions, check. Makeover, check. Rented vagina, check. And all this only because I have a soft spot for people born on the same day as me. Yes, I am just that vain.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Hell to the naw I would not hit it. I am from NC, and trust me, i see this type of mess whenever I go to the beach or convenience store. That is some "scratch and sniff" mess right there.
Hell to the naw I would not hit it. I am from NC, and trust me, i see this type of mess whenever I go to the beach or convenience store. That is some "scratch and sniff" mess right there.
Let's see... HAZMAT bath, check. Personal trainer, check. Tanning sessions, check. Makeover, check. Rented vagina, check. And all this only because I have a soft spot for people born on the same day as me. Yes, I am just that vain.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Hell to the naw I would not hit it. I am from NC, and trust me, i see this type of mess whenever I go to the beach or convenience store. That is some "scratch and sniff" mess right there.
Hell to the naw I would not hit it. I am from NC, and trust me, i see this type of mess whenever I go to the beach or convenience store. That is some "scratch and sniff" mess right there.
I've been trying to place his moves in the first picture and can't believe that the MK's aptly named "Frankenstein Walking On Hot Coals" move at 2:08 didn't immediately come to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOkPKn8mT6M
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is Kid rock, roll, country, or polka?? reminds me of red hot chili peppers. :<
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Kid Rock is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I have ever seen. What really bugs the fuck out of me is how on every music awards show from Hank Williams Jr. to Aerosmith to some rapper it doesn't matter, they ALWAYS bring this annoying asshole out to sing a damn song with them. Which makes it look like he must be some really talented guy when the truth is he is just savvy enough to develop the right friendships with the right kind of people in the biz. Irritating AND ugly..
ROFLMFAO
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 2:49pm.
Oh I'd hit it, he's so dirty and nasty that I like it, of course I'd have 3 condoms on his dick, and about 5 inside of me but I would hit it. I loved him when he first started, but he is def. a sleaze bag ho
AND HECK NO THATS LIKE DOING A MIX OF HOBO AND JEZUZ AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS DIRTY....
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
even tho the bulge shows some promise...hell to the no!! his body reminds me of my ex-stepdad with his skinny legs & arms...UGH, between this and the story about the dying birds & fish...*B-to-the-ARF!*
Oh I'd hit it, he's so dirty and nasty that I like it, of course I'd have 3 condoms on his dick, and about 5 inside of me but I would hit it. I loved him when he first started, but he is def. a sleaze bag ho.
If it was coming at me like that you better believe I'd hit it. Right in the face with my fist.
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Kid Rock is gross. As a black woman, I am glad that he no longer plays on Team Swirl.
Cindy looks great in a bikini! who says she doesn't? You are fucking blind.
I can't stand her or Rande since those disgusting pics of her daughter in that catalog a few year back. made her look provocative. SO WRONG.
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and I'm not sorry, it's human nature.
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I hate how Cindy Crawford always tries to prove how edgy and hip she is by hanging out with the cokey F-list celebrities, like Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson.
MK.....One of my New Year's resolutions was to be a polite and kind person, but that went out the window when you posted this ho! I hit that bitch with a freakin shovel...oh and Happy New Year!
taking out the scuzz factor, i'd by lying if i said every guy i've been with has been better looking.. based on looks alone, he's really rather average-looking - definitely not hollywood hot but also definitely not disgustingly ugly. if he were a normal person and not likely infected with hep, i wouldn't automatically write him off!
Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 1:33pm.
"Would You Hit It?"
If you mean my good cornea with bleach, then yes.
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LOL - Love it!! That straggly hair and beard/tache combo is NASTY!
He does seem like fun in interviews though, I'll give you that, even if he is a bit of a jackass.
Submitted by reality check on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 1:56pm.
I would love to see what Kid Rock's biracial kid looks like today. I have a feeling his kids a looker.
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his kid is adorable & was in this special...here's the link.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/kid_rock_born_free/series.jhtml
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I would love to see what Kid Rock's biracial kid looks like today. I have a feeling his kids a looker.
Everyone seems to be critical of Cindy in a bikini. If I had her body, I'd be half-naked as often as possible, and then some.
One look at him..
Dry heave..
Stumbling away feeling ill...
In that order!
Oh MK, you are so f*cked up and exactly on point, per usual. that is the archetypical hillybilly/peasant/serf that has roamed the earth for a millenium. and no, he did not look better 15 years ago. he looked the same, as his forefather before him, his forefather before him and so on and so on.
as a fellow old broad, leave cindy crawford alone. she has every right to wear a bikini because she's looks good, and not just for an old broad. she looks good - period. a little extra skin on the belly never hurt anybody. and there's plenty of young, out-of-shape broads who wear all kinda rubbish they have no business wearing.
umm yes i would he has a thing for us black girls.... he looks like he would be fun
**Sigh** Am I the ONLY one here who would admit to wanting to do him? Maybe it's because he reminds me of losing my virginity in 1996 in the front seat of an El Camino, in the middle of the Everglades with a dude who looked like a young Kid Rock. Yes, Pabst Blue Ribbon was involved. Good times.
"Would You Hit It?"
If you mean my good cornea with bleach, then yes.
Kid Rock wasn't bad looking like 15 years ago...maybe more like 20. now not so much, but you wouldn't have kicked him out of bed back then.
I think the same can be said of Pamela, but lucky for her, girls can wear makeup.