Tuesday, January 4th 2011
Josh Groban Does Kanye West
Josh Groban's music is only tolerable if you've got ear holes full of weed smoke, but I didn't even need to prepare a bowl to enjoy his musical rendition of Kanye West's Twitter page on last night's Jimmy Kimmel: Live!. My only real critique is that Josh sang way too soft and didn't give the CAPS the respect they truly deserve! Next time, Josh needs to SING OUT until his tonsils are blowing past his teeth. That's the Kanye way.
And here's a few visuals to go with Josh's soundtrack. It's Kanye in NYC last night wearing a coat fit for a cunt queen (or an Upper East Side socialite divorcee who isn't allergic to red paint).
Sources: Splash for the pictures and everybody for the video
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:10pm.
Kanye's cd is all the critics' "Album of the Year"
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Not much of a compliment when the choice is between shit and crap.
Submitted by Nassirah on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 3:36am.
Oh please this white boy couldn't touch Kanye's talent no matter how much he tries. Kanye can be a loose canon but the man is a genius and he's raw and real in ways that most folks don't get and his new album is the shit!!!
"Black is the new black," get the fuck out of here with that borderline racist shit!
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ummm, that "black is the new black" is a quote from your genius raw and real genius kanye west.Still want to call Groban a racist now?
I'll take Josh Groban over Kanye West, thank you.
@Luna: agreed. I am a fan of Josh Groban.Sorry Tyroan, your generalization is wrong. I'm 26 years old, married. with no cats.
on topic: too bad Josh Groban didn't do "this is some benjamin button's shit"
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:28pm.
"Josh wishes he had 1% of Kanye's revenues... and a few fans outside the "unmarried 40+ women with at least 4 cats" demographic."
I like Josh Groban and, although I'm not married, I'm not quite 40 (I'm 39) and I only have 2 cats. ;)
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Is Gay Fish wearing his dead mother's mink & carryin a snakeskin purse? What a coon.
Oh please this white boy couldn't touch Kanye's talent no matter how much he tries. Kanye can be a loose canon but the man is a genius and he's raw and real in ways that most folks don't get and his new album is the shit!!!
"Black is the new black," get the fuck out of here with that borderline racist shit!
lollin so hard think my tonsils are bleeding AAAAAAA!!!!!!!111!
Freakin' awesome!
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Submitted by nclgemini on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 7:03pm.
Dude. he did the same thing for Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. (my favorite show btw, cuz I'm a sucio bitch like that!) I laughed so hard when i saw this.
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haha!! I was gonna post that clip before I saw you do it...Great Job!
Kanye, come out.
Come out, now.
For real.
Your becoming process is trying, so get on and get it. Please.
Dude. he did the same thing for Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. (my favorite show btw, cuz I'm a sucio bitch like that!) I laughed so hard when i saw this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqtqxGigAQ
and then I suddenly kinda liked this Josh Groban kid. I mean he has an amazing voice none the less. not like he needs me to like him, but I do, good sense of humor.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Josh Groban!
Not only is he uber-talented but he seems very humble and you can tell he really adores his fans.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
LMAO that was funny.
<"Submitted by Scheherazade on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:05pm.
Aww, Lisa Simpsons favorite singer!">
I saw that. And he's, as I found out this Christmas, every old parent's favorite singer. As mine played him continually in the car and he sang "Don't give up - you are loved - you are loved - you are loved" I thought to myself, OMG he does sing that song Lisa was singing on the show. I thought it was a joke.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:13pm.
There are some Josh Groban gay rumors, no?
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Yeah, CDAN didn't out him (cuz CDAN doesn't out people, apparently) but he had an item about an A list singer who was being bearded by Selma Blair.(They broke up recently, I think) It was common knowledge that he had been dating a guy prior to taking up with Selma. Apparently.
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Wasn't that shitty? I read through those reveals the other day, and when I got to that one I just about died. "As you know, I don't out people, but..." He might as well have written, "...but his first name is Josh and his last name starts with a Gro and ends with a ban."
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
I wanna wear that outfit to work tomorrow. Maybe I can get some medical leave for mental health reasons.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
That was f@#$ing hillarious, and I mean that sincerely...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/04/2011 - 3:13pm.
There are some Josh Groban gay rumors, no?
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Yeah, CDAN didn't out him (cuz CDAN doesn't out people, apparently) but he had an item about an A list singer who was being bearded by Selma Blair.(They broke up recently, I think) It was common knowledge that he had been dating a guy prior to taking up with Selma. Apparently.
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The only times I've ever seen/heard Josh Groban has been via clips from the Jimmy Kimmel Show (on dlisted).
Josh Groban is so fucking cute. His awesome levels just shot up like 50 more points for me.
I lol'd so much at the marble tables tweet. Oh, that Krazy Kanye.
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watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Now that was funny. Wonder what Kanye will tweet about that?
the Love meeeeee did made me cry.. LOL awesome...
I would let Josh Groban do things to me that would make Jesus cry. Like teach me how to bake cookies and take hikes in the sunshine.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Gayfish is such a huge cunt for wearing real fur. Also for being such an asshole.
Who is Josh Groban?
Shit. I'll stop being lazy and Google it.
Later on.
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Werd, kanderoso. They DID say it was supposed to be a greatest hits...and those are the greatest, right there.
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I LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome, just awesome.
Why do I have an overriding urge to drop kick Kanye right in his fucking chipmunk face every time I see a picture of him
Tee hee! Right up there with Jimmy Fallon's Neil Young singing "Whip My Hair".
Now who wants to tackle Leann Rimes?
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lol @ ....not until I get the table though!
BUT They left out many of the classics and should've consulted Dlisted for ideas, such as:
EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!
FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!
IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON, SQUID BRAINS!
THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!
I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY!
and, of course....YOOOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!!
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LOL! That's awesome.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Aw, I think Josh has a good voice. Don't know anything about what he's up to, though. Don't really care. But I do despise fur coats.
Josh wishes he had 1% of Kanye's revenues... and a few fans outside the "unmarried 40+ women with at least 4 cats" demographic.
All this money, and no taste whatsoever. Fucking tacky fur coat, leather pants and wtf, a python backpack? Might as well wear a necklace made of elephant tusks.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
I LOVE JOSH GROBAN.
And this is adorable, just adorable...what a cute sense of humor.
Awesome! Thanks for posting this! Super funny.
LMAO!!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Great concept!.....poor execution : (
There are some Josh Groban gay rumors, no?
Someone needs to convince these rapper dudes that dressing like Henry the VIII is cool. Henry VIII was a pimp.
http://www.economicvoice.com/henry-viii-monarch-and-muse/5008212
These foolios could easily be persuaded to wear ermine-lined capes and carry sceptres (they already have the goblet thing) and a big old hat with a feather. They could have their video babes wearing period dresses with the boobs smushed up and garters and shit.
Let's make it happen!
LOL!...i LOVE it!
Kanye's cd is all the critics' "Album of the Year"
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
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"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Bitch needs a Birkin.
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Hahaha I love it. I can't wait to see how Gay Fish himself responds to this. Hopefully in all caps.
Wow that dude's a dork and not in a cute way
GayFish will look just like Andre Leon Talley in a few years...trust.
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That was funny. Fur pillows, lol and ewww. I want to know about the antique fish tank that would look nice on the marble conference table, no doubt draped in fur. :P
Aww, Lisa Simpsons favorite singer!
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
LOL "not until I get the tables though" Fucking Kanye. You make me smile, bitch.
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
KANYE WEST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FURRY ANIMALS!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
And I'm sure Josh does it much better. Nice FUR, Queen Kayne.