Sandra Bullock And Ryan Reynolds Might Be A Couple
Both UsWeekly and OK! Magazine are calling Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds LYING ASS LIARS for denying that their genitals have spent some intimate time together. It all started on New Year's Eve when Ryan and Sandra sat together at her restaurant, Bess Bistro, in Austin, Texas. Witnesses claimed that the two were laughing, smiling and most likely finger banging each other under the table. But Sandra's rep let out a "NO! NO! NO!" scream louder than the one Bombshell McGee's free clinic gynecologist makes every time he has to venture down under.
Despite the denial, sources say that Sandra and Ryan kissed that night and left together at 2 in the morning. One source tells OK! that Sandra has been soothing Ryan's broken heart over the phone for a few weeks and was "thrilled" when he accepted the invitation to her NYE party. A different source close to Ryan gave up some insightful information that TOTALLY proves they're fucking their troubles away, "I'm sure they've bonded over the breakups. Going through a divorce is a unique thing to live through. Ryan always got excited talking about Sandra and liked being around her."
There's really no proof here that these two are more than just friends. Besides, if Ryan wanted to partake in a rebound fuck with one of his co-stars from The Proposal, I'd like to think he'd go with Betty White. That's the right choice. Although, he probably did and Betty turned him down since she's doesn't pick up ScarJo's leftovers. If it is true, though, good for them for getting some ass. It's probably nice for Sandra being with a dude who doesn't scream out "Are you ready for the Reichsmark shot?!" before he cums.
And now I'll leave you alone so that you can cut and paste your face over Sandra's in the picture above. It should be YOU posing next to Ryan while he's making a "the places this glass dildo is going to go...." face.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 12:30pm.
i just figured out this guy isn't ryan gosling.
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Canadian dudes, high profile romances, douchey. Same difference.
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And here we have that splendid family
I never ran to when I got depressed,
The boys all biceps and the girls all chest
Her black kid Louis will never let this shit happen... He'll fuck Ryan up! LOL
RR has the hottest male body in Hollywood. I sooo want this to happen.
CPG-Too sad that everything you said about marriage is true. People used to marry because they love each other.
Gotta say, I'm looking forward to my lifetime of singledom, because I'll be goddamned if I get married again.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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"It all started on New Year's Eve..."
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MMMM-HMMMMMM.
Only started AFTER all parties were separated from their respective spouses.
UH-HUH.
That is a nice picture of the two of them. They should have a re-bound romance.
I approve of this, if it's true. Ryan Reynolds is cute and Scarlett Johansson is not even qualified to lick the gum off of Sandra Bullock's soles.
ED: Oh, I totally forgot they did The Proposal what, like two years ago? Sandy then made that stinker All About Steve and The Proposal was a blur. They were cute in it, though, although Sandra was recovering from a bad facelift at the time.
"Going through a divorce is a unique thing to live through."
Ummmmm, no it ain't! Especially not the case in Hollywood. Who writes this absurd crap?
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 1:31pm
I agree with what you wrote about marriage. However, people marry in Hollywood for publicity reasons. It drives up their value if they are seen with the right people. Back in the golden age of Hollywood these set ups were contracted all the time by movie studios. Let's face it, Ryan's star power will go up if he is dating America's sweetheart.
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I've only seen Ryan Reynolds in The Amityville Horror and he was the hottest guy I think I saw up to that point. I got a big girl crush on him for a while after that and wish he'd grow a beard back... anyway. The more I see this picture the more I think how good they look together. I actually hope the rumors are true in this case.
I hope its true they're kind of perfect for each other
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 1:31pm.
Ryan Reynolds broken heart my ass...
I wonder why someone like him would ever get married anyway. Let's face it, marriage for most normal mortals, is an act of desperation of sorts. It's for people who know that their options of a mate will disappear with age - not to mention the tax breaks and financial security a two income household can give and then there is that not wanting to die alone thing, so they get married. But when you are famous, good looking and rich, you dont need marriage cause you got all those things regardless of a spouse. Folks like Reynolds got the looks, he'll always be surrounded by hundreds of women if need be (one of whom he can impregnate to be a daddy), and if he needs deep friendship, he's got his buddies. And let;s not even talk about money: the man is set for 3 life times, he doesnt need to marry for tax breaks and retirement plans or to qualify for a house-loan.
If i was Reynolds, I would keep dating every piece of ass in Hollywood and outside of Hollywood, have a good time and do what most rich, famous men do. Settle at the age of 55 with some 25 year old who can bear my children.
Believe it or not, marriage is a security net for most people (emotional, finacial, social etc) and if you got all those things already, you dont need marriage. Kind of like a job: if you didnt NEED money would you bust your ass working that 9 to 5 nightmare for posterity? Heck no.
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Sandra doesn't look 46 nor does she look overly "plastic"
I don't what to think about this alleged romance. I like Sandra but think Ryan is a big douche. Smart strategic move by Ryan if its true.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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"Kissed" well it was New Years after all and I'm sure the party did last till 2 as most do...I think they're just friends with history and marital problems in common.
Ryan Reynolds broken heart my ass...
I wonder why someone like him would ever get married anyway. Let's face it, marriage for most normal mortals, is an act of desperation of sorts. It's for people who know that their options of a mate will disappear with age - not to mention the tax breaks and financial security a two income household can give and then there is that not wanting to die alone thing, so they get married. But when you are famous, good looking and rich, you dont need marriage cause you got all those things regardless of a spouse. Folks like Reynolds got the looks, he'll always be surrounded by hundreds of women if need be (one of whom he can impregnate to be a daddy), and if he needs deep friendship, he's got his buddies. And let;s not even talk about money: the man is set for 3 life times, he doesnt need to marry for tax breaks and retirement plans or to qualify for a house-loan.
If i was Reynolds, I would keep dating every piece of ass in Hollywood and outside of Hollywood, have a good time and do what most rich, famous men do. Settle at the age of 55 with some 25 year old who can bear my children.
Believe it or not, marriage is a security net for most people (emotional, finacial, social etc) and if you got all those things already, you dont need marriage. Kind of like a job: if you didnt NEED money would you bust your ass working that 9 to 5 nightmare for posterity? Heck no.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
...I despise most celebrity hookups, but this one does not immediately repulse me...
...there's a certain authentic quality to the chemistry here...and as a generally dour cynic about all things romantic it pains me to day this...
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Well, Ryan is 34 and Sandra is 46. Good for her!
Team COUGARS!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 12:30pm.
i just figured out this guy isn't ryan gosling.
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Canadian dudes, high profile romances, douchey. Same difference.
I'll recycle an older post for this fuckery
I swear Hollywood is like a big Southern Inbred family. All they do is keep passing the same old tired people back and forth their own little incestuous circle. The most successful relationships are the ones where they've dated outside the ring, and found grounded people who aren't famewhores.
Every time I scroll past this I wonder if publicists/studios go through a pile of "paired up" photos from past projects, appearances, etc, pick one that looks good and then force those people to date? It sure seems like it sometimes. How they always have that perfect pic ready even if they haven't been photographed doin' it yet...
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i just figured out this guy isn't ryan gosling.
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@Dirk
I think her nose is far from perfect. It's just that the cartilage is starting to show with age. I've never noticed before.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with th faults
awww, i really like sandy
if its true than good for her! seems like she would be the whip cracker in that relationship and she could use some of that right now
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fuck you guys, i'm goin home!
Wow Spicey!
just googled Van Williams because I'm too skeered to think about the bird-droppings and DAMN!
Van is the Man.
a pox on Seth Rogan!
thanks for the tip!!!! I shall be dreaming of the Vanster.....
*chanting as always*
I don't believe this one, but if it's true, I think they're cute. I love Sandra & Ryan seems like a nice guy.
However, why don't hardly any celebs wait until they're actually DIVORCED until they start dating?! For Christ's sake, give it a little time before jumping into something new.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:14am.
Sorry this is off topic but it is such a good rumor I have too...Angelina is allegedly in rehab for heroin (yeah it's from Star magazine but still)
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I'll take you up on this because Cunty McCunty is my favourite celeb to hate on. I already went over to Celebitchy to rub their loony faces in this story....Oh happy days are here again. I just LOVE when the words HEROIN and ANGELINA JOLIE are put together.
Smug junkie bitch!
obviously phony contrived publicity stunt coupling.
Most Wanted 2012.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:32am.
The Green Hornet isn't supposed to be a comedy is it?
And ditto on HELL NO to Seth Rogan as the GH.
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They are making it a comedy this time to suit Seth Rogen...he is hardly believable as a campy super hero as it is no matter how many pounds he shed, let alone a serious action figure.
Google Van Williams and you will see what the Green Hornet was supposed to look like. Far cry from Seth.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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@ M.E.
The original was NOT a comedy. Strictly journalist crime-fighter genre. Corny, but not funny.
Then the '60's got a hold of it, and it unintentionally became over-the-top (read: campy). This is the version the movie appears to be going with. Only I think Kato will be portrayed as "the man behind the man," and not just a stereotypical Chinese servant/sidekick...
On topic: RR as Green LANTERN --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWGl_A3b60
Now this is a couple I can get behind. I hope it's true. They shared a lot of chemistry in The Proposal.
Submitted by someone on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:02am.
And for the record, there isn't a hugh age difference...Ryan is 38 and Sandy is 41..3 yrs.
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And for the record, you're totally wrong.
Sandra is 46, Ryan is 34(not like it matters though)
Just curious where you got those bogus ages for both of them?
So turns out she's no better than Leann Rimes eh?
This coupling isn't as weird as Ryan and ScarJo. Although he's not blonde and Sandy loves her blondes; McCon-whatever (I can never remember how to spell that shit), Ryan Gossling, Troy Aikman, James, etc.
wow, she really likes them douchebags, huh?
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The Green Hornet isn't supposed to be a comedy is it?
And ditto on HELL NO to Seth Rogan as the GH.
It's sad that I know this, but
GREEN HORNET
First, 1930's radio show,
Next, 1940's comic book series and films,
Then, 1960's camp tv series (with Bruce Lee),
Now, totally fukked up 2011 remake (I've seen the trailers and Rogen sux, and I've NEVER been a Diaz fan)
EDIT: CRAP! I owe Spice Dong a beer for the jinx
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:12am.
then the pink panther copied off of it then... cuz in one of the movies there is a Cato and at the end of the movie he fires up his car, which he called the green hornet.
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The Green Hornet's sidekick's name was Kato (different character altogether) and the car he drove was called the Black Beauty (go figure).
Here's the history of the the character:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kato_%28The_Green_Hornet%29
However, since the Green Hornet started as serials and comics in the 1930s I do not doubt that the Pink Panther creators wanted to come up with some stereotypical Asian character and based it off the real Kato and called it Cato instead and also named his car the Green Hornet for added innuendo...since there was a Green Hornet revival in the 60s when the original Pink Panther came out too.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:22am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:18am.
I've totally been confusing the "Green Lantern" with the "Green Goblin" from Spiderman.
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Don't forget the Green Hornet as well.
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GAH! FUCK! Thanks a lot Satan.
http://www.plasticcelebritysurgery.com/2010/11/sandra-bullock-botox-nose...
I think her nose job is very obvious, even without a "before" picture to compare it to. She looks frozen in the face to me, too. Very Botoxy.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:18am.
I've totally been confusing the "Green Lantern" with the "Green Goblin" from Spiderman.
Comic knowledge FAIL!
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My hubby tried to explain the difference between Green Hornet and Green Latern but I didn't care enough to really listen.
Is one DC and the other Marvel?
One may be in The Avengers (which the spousal unit is creaming his chonies over) and the other won't? Somesuch shit. All I know is that I will be dragged to each and every comic book turned movie.
((shrugs))
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Two fucking bores being boring together.
However, I'm happy to see her happy now considering the shitbag she married.
Oh, I bought the remake of "The Amityville Horror" JUST to watch RR axe wood in the rain shirtless.
*diddles self*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:18am.
I've totally been confusing the "Green Lantern" with the "Green Goblin" from Spiderman.
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Don't forget the Green Hornet as well.
LOL Sookie!!
"old Porkchops"
*dies*
*chanting as always*
Heeheehee
Those things *totally* have their own sad, cold stank. I'm divorcing a Champion Slob, I know these things!
Off to lunch!
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:14am.
Sorry this is off topic but it is such a good rumor I have too...Angelina is allegedly in rehab for heroin (yeah it's from Star magazine but still)
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Is it wrong that I want this to be true? Hell, that would kick my 2011 off right cuz I'm sick to death of fake ass fakers faking their way through life. Expose her!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I've totally been confusing the "Green Lantern" with the "Green Goblin" from Spiderman.
Comic knowledge FAIL!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:14am.
On the subject of Sandy's nose, the answer is HELL YES, she's had it done. It looks very "engineered" to me. A nose is never that perfect.
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I never thought her nose was perfect...quite the contrary...it is full of cartilage imperfections...but it works on her in spite of those glitches...IF she had it done indeed it must have been before she was famous and it was a cheap job that shows.
they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Ah Spicey-
how could I forget Bruce Lee?
But oddjob was def from Bond.
Thanks for clearing this up.
Speaking of Peter Sellers, saw the original "Lolita" recently, it was hysterical.
*chanting as always*
Ok. I'm down with that.
But you know...that source sounds like someone's hopeful auntie.
ETA: And don't mind me. I have a thing for douchelords. Always have.
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No, just no. I don't have time to read all the comments, so please forgive if I am reiterating here, but this guy screams douchelord. I CAN'T with someone who looks like he spends more time on his makeup than I do. Sandra, pull your head out of your ass!
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