Gary Collins Is Still A Mess
Mary Ann Mobley, come get your husband already! Gary Collins was the host of my favorite late 1980s TV experience The Home Show, so it pains in the heart to read about how he still hasn't gotten his shit together. In the past 8 years, Gary has been busted 3 times for DUI and now he's adding a fourth mug shot to his collection. But this time, Gary wasn't arrested for letting Jack Daniels be his co-pilot. TMZ says that Gary was put into handcuffs after he walked out on a $59.35 restaurant bill without laying down his Diner's Club. Gary did this shit in Mississippi, where it's a felony to not pay a $25 or more bill.
Gary had himself a meal of steak and cocktails at Jazzeppi's in Biloxi last night. When the bill showed up, Gary simply sashayed out of the restaurant and ignored the screams from the staff to pay his shit. They called the cops, Gary was arrested and now he's sitting in a cell on $5,000 bail.
Gary used to be THE BIGGEST FUCKING STAR IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION (served on a plate made from exaggeration) and now he's in jail for spitting on a $60 restaurant bill? How the mighty have...etc..etc... If Gary didn't have the cash, he should've called up his wife! Mary Ann could've pawned off one of her wigs or something.
Welcome to rock bottom, Gary. Hopefully, Mary Ann Mobley does the right thing and makes a rescue ladder out of her wigs and old rhinestone gowns so she can get her husband out of there.
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Like most people, he could hold his shit together when working.
After retirement, can't handle unstructured life, he spirals downhill.
My hometown... Gary's mess belongs here with everyone else's. Laying down the welcome mat.
It's clear that all Gary's problems stem from having to look at Mary Ann's butchered face. That would drive anyone to drink.
loved the home show! watched it in my baby-rearing days....
He was in my Alcohol Awareness class in Culver City. Very nice guy, sorry to see him get himself into more trouble.
He'll be a great addition to Celebrity Rehab. Come on Gary!! You're too good to live like this!!
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Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 1:31pm.
Dead birds and fishes, but the fucking govt scientists can't seem to kill off bedbugs.
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Best comment of the day! LMAO
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Fucker has some John Cougar Mellencamp old-guy hair.
Dead birds and fishes, but the fucking govt scientists can't seem to kill off bedbugs.
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
I'm still laughing about Jazzeppi's in Biloxi. A jazz club and Italian restaurant? Excellent!
Maybe formerly homeless Ted can help Gary clean up his act.
How the mighty have fallen. I remember when Gary Collins owned daytime television.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
SEND ALLLLL THE DRUNKEN DRIVERS TO THE GALLOWS (esp in AK)
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Angel and Hekki! OMG YES! I said she looks like she's stoned! and Mowgli said, "No, the sun is just in her eyes"
LOL I bet that's what she tells Jim Bob too!
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""A must-see! Hary Potter better watch out once the weather gets nice"
Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
HA! That's just BloHan in her 2015 mug shot. If she lives that long.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 12:14pm.
SERIOUSLY!! I think humanity deserves getting the plugged pull when the likes of Snooki becomes a published author. Next, she'll be running for political office.
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Yeah - and she'll be running against Angelina.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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DWI? Toss him in the clink and don't let the motherfucker out. Nice busted up face, btw. Oh, and pay your dinner bill and tip your server, asshole.
I remember that damn show. They spent, like, HALF AN HOUR showing how to make a toaster cozy. I nearly strangled my little brother out of boredom!
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:57am.
LaChaylo,
lmao, that sealed things right there - fking snooks writing about gorilla grease or whatever and getting S&S to publish it. That defies explanation too lol
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SERIOUSLY!! I think humanity deserves getting the plugged pull when the likes of Snooki becomes a published author. Next, she'll be running for political office.
LaChaylo,
lmao, that sealed things right there - fking snooks writing about gorilla grease or whatever and getting S&S to publish it. That defies explanation too lol
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Hey I remember that guy...geez, had no idea he was in such a mess. He used to be so clean-cut. Now he looks like the guys you see hanging around the Sally-Ann during the day, waiting for them to open up so they can get a bed. Sad.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:46am.
World better not end before the season premiere of Jersey Shore Season 3 tomorrow night.
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O don't worry. I'm sure Satan has saved some time aside for that.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
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If you were married to the harpy known as Mary Ann Mobley, you'd drink, too! His career was sunk years ago, too. He's just a fucking mess who needs to see Dr. Drew.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:46am.
BIRDS!!!
Ladies an gentlemen may I have your attention please...? Please place your seat and trays in their upright position, stow away your carry-ons, place your head between your legs and KISS YOUR FUCKING ASS GOODBYE!!!!
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Holy shit. What's happening to the world due to things like a Kuntassian releasing a song and GD Snooki getting published.
We're fucking doomed.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:51am.
Another vote for dementia. Caused by a lifetime of alcohol abuse.
Speaking of which... Thanks to you bishes, I watched the "Intervention" with Erin last night. Unfortunately, I don't think she's going to make it. At the very end, when she was saying "I'm clean and sober and my whole life is for my husband and daughter, etc." it just sounded like someone was forcing her to read those words off a cue card with a gun to her head
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Honestly, she looked high to me. She looked like she was lying. She just found some new high functioning (for now) drug to work with.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:46am.
World better not end before the season premiere of Jersey Shore Season 3 tomorrow night.
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LOLOL I said the same thing the other day; just let us all tivo up some good shit to snark on first!
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Jacks,
When I saw the new news last night about Brazil being confounded w/ dying birds, I knew shit's getting real. Time to party like it's 13.0.0.0 (aka 2012). Who's the one been saying my dad was asked some months ago to crunch numbers from the gov on "weird things; worst case scenario things". Y'all remember that?
This is big folks, for serious. Not to scare yall, but if our wildlife and ecosystem go, WE ALL GO.
Been nice knowing you snarks.
*still hungover from last night's massive drinking; promised to quit, but it seems it's a bad time to quit*
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Another vote for dementia. Caused by a lifetime of alcohol abuse.
Speaking of which... Thanks to you bishes, I watched the "Intervention" with Erin last night. Unfortunately, I don't think she's going to make it. At the very end, when she was saying "I'm clean and sober and my whole life is for my husband and daughter, etc." it just sounded like someone was forcing her to read those words off a cue card with a gun to her head. She needs to get away from Jim and start over without him! (Not that I think he was totally in the wrong.) They are not good for each other and I didn't see any love between them at all.
But back to topic, Gary makes me sad. Old addicts are the saddest kind.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:46am.
World better not end before the season premiere of Jersey Shore Season 3 tomorrow night.
*throws dead squirrel at Jack*
*remains ignorantly blissfull to the apocolypse*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:46am.
BIRDS!!!
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Buckle down, bitches! Here we go!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
i have ZERO tolerance for drunk drivers...are the powers that be waiting for this drunk to kill someone before they take action? UGH...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
BIRDS!!!
Ladies an gentlemen may I have your attention please...? Please place your seat and trays in their upright position, stow away your carry-ons, place your head between your legs and KISS YOUR FUCKING ASS GOODBYE!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/05/dead-birds-fall-from-sky-_n_804...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
$60 bucks?? Makes no damn sense.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Let's take up a collection and get him two gallons of fleischmann's, and fed-ex it to the jail. (one gallon is for the guards)
Aw. He looks like such a nice pepaw. He probably had Werthers in the glove compartment.
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Submitted by sybil on Wed, 01/05/2011 - 11:38am.
Yus!!! I'd hit it, but only if we could recreate "Miss America 1988": I would be Miss Tennessee & he would croon,"Here she comes...." and then I would blow him backstage!!!
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yes YES, go on....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Mebbe he should let Linds drive. she can get away with anything.
*chanting as always*
Yus!!! I'd hit it, but only if we could recreate "Miss America 1988": I would be Miss Tennessee & he would croon,"Here she comes...." and then I would blow him backstage!!!
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"Let's hit the fuckin' road!" Frank Booth
This guy is the poster boy for involuntary rehab lock up. You can be sure not only did skip out on paying but he drove away PISSED....AGAIN!
Does this fucker have to drive into a zoo and kill a Panda before people freak out and demand he be locked up for a good while?
Dine and dash is sooooooo 1990.
*forgets about the two punks who dine and dashed on me two weeks ago*
Take notes, Lindsay: THIS is "hardcore"!
Dude, you totally forgot "Hour Magazine." THAT was the REAL bastion of 80s glory.
by the way he could use some lip filler...he looks like Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers in the mouth. :P
Peepaw shoulda gone to Denney's... those fuckers don't give two shits if you walk out on the bill... so I've heard.
ETA: a long as you leave a tip on the table... lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
So basically - you can take your kids to McDonald's in this place, not pay the bill and be put away for a felony. But not for feeding your kids at McDonald's. Nice.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Awww the sads. He was a hot slut in my kiddo days. Looking at his mug shot looks like he may have Alzheimers dementia or maybe just shit faced??
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Celebrity Rehab next season...
But what's on his nose?
Did a squirrell get stuck to his face?
*chanting as always*
He was handsome back in the day. I remember him from The Love Boat.
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
Camille Grammar style doesn't have ish on Montenego style! *giggles*
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08