Adam Levine Goes Nekkid For Testicular Cancer Awareness
Well, nekkid except for a handkini. In the February issue of Cosmo, Maroon 5's Adam Levine takes everything off to encourage dudes to regularly get checked for testicular and prostate cancer. And I bet some of you are checking your prostate and testicles (even if you don't have testicles) right now while looking at that picture of Adam. Dirty fucks. But I'm with you, even though Adam looks like the type who keeps a hand mirror on his person at all times so that he can stare at himself while hitting it from the back, I still would.
The full picture is a little NSFWish, so make sure you cover the entranceway to your cubicle with a sheet before touching your nipples. GO!
Okay, why the hell is he shitting out a pair of perfectly manicured hands?! And what kind of pills do I have to take to shit out my own pair of Thing T. Things, because it would make Internet porn watching so much easier!
And please tell me those hands belong to Ellen Sirot! I really won't accept any other answer.
via Digital Spy
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Well, obviously... the photoshopped the shit out of him and his manscaped tinymeat. They actually did him a favor by pasting those hands.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Lucky models...I always thought he was cute. And I like his ink. :D
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Don't really know about this guy's personality, but I know he's a modelizer (just like DiCaprio).
I just wish his band could come out with something that doesn't sound exactly like the last albums they've put out. Shit sucks.
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"It really is the simple things in life that give you a reason to take your pants off during a work day." -- MK
I can't stand this P.O.S., and yet ... I find these photos very appealing.
*wiping sweat from furrowed brow*
lick lick lick
Never found him hot, then happened upon a Maroon 5 concert. He was very sexy in concert. His moves, his singing, his joking with the crowd. I was very confused about the feelings :D
Shhh Adam, dont speak you'll ruin the fantasy.
She must have her face in his arse.
I don't know if I like that.
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Osez Joséphine
Nice bod. Perfect amount of hair.
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Osez Joséphine
Joan Rivers' nails look awesome!
The testicular-cancer angle just gives Cosmo an excuse to publish pix of naked pop stars. "It's a PSA!"
Jules, hon, your schtick is real old. Don't you have some kind of anti Democratic rally to attend?
Anyways, AL is the biggest douche that ever douched but I would still let him do me. HARD.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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@PapiChulo811. Yes that's exactly where my mind was at when looking at these pix.
THREESOME!!!!
Submitted by julesinSD on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 2:04pm.
Uhh. Filthy dirty tattoos. Yeah, they'll look good when he's 60 and has saggy balls. Only total dirt bags get inked.
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Come up with some new material....please.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 5:52pm.
MIKE, I KNOW THIS! LOL
(should I feel like a whore?)
Huh, a whore? It's something you SHOULD know.
MIKE, I KNOW THIS! LOL
(should I feel like a whore?)
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Poo in the bedroom kinda seems like a dealbreaker
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 5:43pm.
Think about the scene with the killer in Silence of the Lambs (or Jay's impression of him in one of the Kevin Smith movies).
When a guy's flaccid, everything's extremely move-able. The only thing you can tell for certain from the above pics is that his dick's less wide than the girl's hand.
mike PICS OR YOU ARE LYING
we need you to show us how that works!
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Poo in the bedroom kinda seems like a dealbreaker
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
BORING. There was a entire campaign in the UK with soccer players...who hid their peen with their hand...but let their balls hang down.
Oh brother, I hate when I have to school you all on male anatomical issues, but here goes: his penis and testicles are being pushed back by the other person's hands, so there's no way of judging his size.
Wow, Jake Gyllenhaal has nice nails.
Oh and he's packing...NOTHING. Gross (considering how tiny that chicks hands have to be).
This guy gives me major downlow vibes. He is too thin for my tastes. Very cute, not handsome.
Wouldn't testicular cancer awareness work better in a publication read by testicle owners?
And EW, no I would not hit that. Just not my type and I'm not a fan of allover tattoos.
WHAT??? They are not even SHOWING his balls? WTF.
FAIL.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I'm hard. GOD DAMN HE IS FINE!!!!! These pics are going to the spank bank. I guess he doesn't mind us fags jerking off to this. Makes me like him even more. I'm thinking tongue bath, rim job, nipple play, deep throat etc etc Its hard to type with just my left hand.
Definitely an example of someone who is way hotter with tattoos. But even with the super sexy tattoos this guy doesn't do it for me... too thin, extremely annoying/ douchey face for some reason, and I've never heard his voice or band but I hear those are a big turn-off as well. Shame, because his tattoos are so hot.
Looks like a total tool.
i never noticed how teensy his eyes are before
Snideychick sez:
If you're gonna be that skinny and have that many tattoos then you better be a chick. On him it looks like he's trying way too hard.
I hate this douchetard. It looks like he's rather small down there. That makes me happy.
The hand placement makes it look like he's not packing much. *Votes: Off With The Hands!*
Submitted by julesinSD on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 2:04pm.
Uhh. Filthy dirty tattoos. Yeah, they'll look good when he's 60 and has saggy balls. Only total dirt bags get inked.
Are you serious? Way to generalize a large portion of the population. I personally don't have any, but I know quite a few people who do. Sure, some are "dirt bags" but so are many non-tattooed people.
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Submitted by julesinSD on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 2:04pm.
Uhh.
Filthy dirty tattoos.
Yeah, they'll look good when he's 60 and has saggy balls.
Only total dirt bags get inked.
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you must be speaking from personal experience.... and you must be about 15.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Too much shavin' goin' on.
Uhh.
Filthy dirty tattoos.
Yeah, they'll look good when he's 60 and has saggy balls.
Only total dirt bags get inked.
LOL! This fish loves you Mrs. Patrick Campbell!
Why does it have to be fish hands that touch the junk?!!!
Yuck!
Why does it have to be fish hands that touch the junk?!!!
Yuck!
Sweetas: thank GOD! I have been waiting a LONG time for your mind to finally get to the next level!!
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Larrie D" LORY
"NOTHING will EVER stop me from my know-it-all antics!" Stoney
.......I have forgotten my own name.....
Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:45am.
Fucking YUM. Who cares about his personality??
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Right! You're hittin' him, not his "personality" ...thats what the pillows are for, to stuff his face into.
Why does he look like he's standing on one leg?
Eww, he's got that rapist look in his eye.
i th ink he looks good here and the pics are hawt
and i fucking love maroon 5. and yes they are fuckawesome in concert
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I don't always like the 'look' of Adam Levine, but I saw the group in person once and it was an absolutely fabulous show! Fantastic! So hold your snarky comments, people:)
I don't always like the 'look' of Adam Levine, but I saw the group in person once and it was an absolutely fabulous show! Fantastic! So hold your snarky comments, people:)
I don't always like the 'look' of Adam Levine, but I saw the group in person once and it was an absolutely fabulous show! Fantastic! So hold your snarky comments, people:)
Not that impressed. His tats are really douchey looking.
Not that impressed. His tats are really douchey looking.