Friday, January 7th 2011

Brandi Glanville Wants LeAnn Rimes To Pawn Her Ring For Child Support Money

Okay, lying headline is lying. Brandi Glanville never said that she wants LeAnn Rimes to put a for sale sign on the engagement ring Eddie Cibrian "gave" her. I'm sure Brandi knows that LeAnn is going to need something to dramatically throw at Eddie's bare ass when she catches him Right Kind Of Wronging some trick on the sofa.

What Brandi really told Radar is that she did flinch a bit when she found out that Eddie bought LeAnn an $85k ring shortly after his child support payments were lowered due to the fact that he's not bringing in as much cash as he used to. Brandi put it like this:

“Look, I don’t mind that he got her a ring but the timing wasn’t obviously the best and the truth is the communication is not great right now. I just want to get on with my life and to move forward but it is really tough at times because everything has been so very public.

Ideally, I would like to have a better relationship with Eddie and LeAnn but that has not been possible recently but I’m determined to keep going. The lease is up on my current home and I will be looking for a new place to live shortly while also trying to take care of my sons. I’m looking for work and trying to get my real estate
license but it is a gradual process – I’m not saying Eddie is a bad guy and he is a great father but I just wish it all could be a lot easier.”

Complaining to the public about how everything is so public. Okay. But Brandi is trying to tell me that she really thinks Eddie pulled out his own wallet to buy LeAnn's ring? Brandi, grab my hand and let's go and get a pair of GET A FUCKING CLUE facials together. Okay, maybe he did pull out his own wallet, but bitch used the card LeAnn gave him seconds after he dickmatized her ass.

Reason #13 on the "You Know You're Dickmatized When..." list: You make him an authorized user on your AMEX account without checking his financials first.

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Kandykane's picture

The only thing that jumps out at me here is the 'real estate license' statement cos I sure as shit don't give a toss about the Rimes woman.

Great. Just what we need. Another bitch running around with contracts they never read themselves let alone fully understand, all the while getting paid way too damn fuckin much for doing pretty much nothing. I wouldn't care too much if it weren't for the fact that 6% of $1m is 60,000 fucking dollars!! This WW2 business model needs to go the way of the fucking dinosaur. Let me buy and sell my house without the 'help' of any of you bitches. And fuck you too, NAR. Fucking cartel. The internets would work just fine if NAR would let it but, no, to do that would mean that a whole other bunch of bitches would be out of work. SMH.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:45pm.
No self-respecting woman should ever want to be with a man who dodges his responsibilities.

They do if they have CONVINCED said man to dodge his responsibilities. Not that, you know, this has ever happened to me.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:54pm.
Real Estate licenses are totally the go-to for bitches who don't know what to do with themselves, huh?
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All the women in my town who just became realtors look like strippers/pornstars. (And the younger guys look like sleazy douches.) I know for a fact that one of the women was a callgirl and internet porn actor IRL. Yeah, like I'm gonna choose someone with bad hair extensions, fake tits and cheap ass slutty "business suits" to sell my house.
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What is wrong with this idiot? If I had a moderate amount of fame, I'd be sleeping with a different guy every night. Forever. I certainly wouldn't be moving a guy into my house, especially one with offspring. Get your priorities straight, LeAnn.
I'm amazed by human stupidity.

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medot's picture

Stop capitalizing her name, scrawny bitch doesn't deserve a capital A.

toxicsparkles's picture

She should just shut up and concentrate on raising her kids. I doubt they are destitute. They take his income into account when working out child support, why should he have to pay over what is deemed appropriate.

I can't count the number of times i had 'do gooders' telling me how i should be helping out with the step kids. Excuse me? They have two freaking parents and it's their responsibility not mine. Their mother tried on more than one occasion to get MY income taken into consideration, yeah right. She should get a freakin job, is she contributing an even amount to the kids upbringing? I doubt it.

Haha, sore point for me i guess...

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 6:09pm.
He will marry his squinty faced ATM machine. He will cheat on her. He will get half her money in the divorce. You will then be entitled to more money.

No, sadly, it doesn't work that way. Eddie didn't have that money when he was married to Brandi. He has to keep paying her spousal support based on a crapload of factors, but keyed to his income when married. Meanwhile, the second Brandi remarries or even cohabitates, her support ends or goes down.

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Two words... combined income.

Let them get married, then "reassess" later.

Hold on there Brandi, the gravy train is on its way.

Message In A Bottle's picture

Meh, I can't hate on Brandi too much. Maybe it's because I am a woman scorned, but it would be pretty shitty to be married and then you look at the rags and see your husband involved in an affair and shit hits the fan. Then again, affairs happen all the time.

But in the end, Brandi should take a valium, get some popcorn, and sit with us and watch the karma train CRASH on Le'Eddie.

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Brandy, girl, here is what will happen. He will marry his squinty faced ATM machine. He will cheat on her. He will get half her money in the divorce. You will then be entitled to more money. So, just sit back and watch the train wreck happen, cause just like Camille Grammer (who's soon to be ex has a history of cheating...not that I would'nt with a face like Camille's), but the writing was on the wall there. Eddie is a cheater, and once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater...but this dumb ass cuntry cunt has money, so let him get her dough so you in turn will get yours. Chill out homegirl!!

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 5:28pm.

1997 - "How Do I Live (With out you)"

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Never heard of it. Did she yodel in it, too?
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Bahahahah! No.

Ever seen Con Air?

It's the love song for Nic Cage and the wifey.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 5:28pm.

1997 - "How Do I Live (With out you)"

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Never heard of it. Did she yodel in it, too?

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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:07pm.
Please name one album or acting credit LeAnn Rimes has had since 1995?

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and "Northern Lights," the fabulous Lifetime movie where she met Eddie!!!
I will always have a soft spot for these two cheaters because they met on the set of a Lifetime movie.... and a Nora Roberts Lifetime movie at that!

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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:07pm.
Please name one album or acting credit LeAnn Rimes has had since 1995?
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1997 - "How Do I Live (With out you)"

Submitted by Banana Jesus on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:07pm.
Please name one album or acting credit LeAnn Rimes has had since 1995?

I used to think that, but check her out: she's been churning music out the whole time and is still a moderately big deal in country music.

If LeAnn's giving him stuff to keep, his support obligations ought to go up; if she's just treating him or taking him places, no effect.

I bet when Glanville files over this, the engagement ring doesn't show up as something he spent money on.

He probably didn't buy that ring but I can understand the ex-wife's concern. Sounds like someone's lawyer should be asking for discovery.

How many women would REALLY want to admit to the world that they bought their own engagement ring? Eddie is claiming he bought it but just got his child support payments reduced due to low income. Everybody knows that Leeann probably fronted the cash for it, but Brandi should take him to court and make them admit it, lol.

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Does she really think HE paid for that ring?? Famewhores buy their own rings, duh!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 3:05pm.

Its called being "passive-agressive" and Brandy seems quite good at it. We've learned he abondoned her and their boys and bought an 85000 dollar ring. But he's a good father. But her and his boys have to find smaller diggs. Yes, she's very good at it.
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Yup; I see that too. WTF, don't be passive and call him a 'good father/person' and bite your tongue when this mess is going on. Passive or no, Eddie shouldn't have taken the fking child support money back if he's living it up, that's some shit. But Brandi needs to grow balls here.

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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
if she really wanted to move on, then it seems like she should just MOVE THE FUCK ON!!! and talking to mags about your ex and his new fiancee is not the way

Very true. She probably just wants sympathy from the public. She should be thankful that slime is gone.

Karma, LeAnn, karma. Eddie will be cheating on you in 3 years or less. If Brandi really did have to give money back and shit is that hard for her (and I tend to believe it cause she's been nothing but civil over something that would have me on a warpath) then even more Leann will look the fool when the time comes. And it will come.

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@ joe shmoe

"Trou de cul" is a nice touch. Name calling is so much more refined when you do it in French, don't you think?

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SpiceDong's picture

Eddie is the epitome of someone really goodlooking on the outside and totally rotten on the inside...who knew?

I would still hit it but with duc-tape in his mouth so I do not have to hear him douche-speak and listen to any bullshit he may want to serve...so Eddie, bend over, get fucked and get out.

Oh and it will make for a fun read when Leann gets cheated on and dumped...'cause that is coming for sure...and she will give Aniston a run for her money in the misery department.

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<"Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:38pm.
I can't believe she (Brandi) is being so nice to these assholes. That's how you keep getting walked all over. Either be a bitch.....">

Its called being "passive-agressive" and Brandy seems quite good at it. We've learned he abondoned her and their boys and bought an 85000 dollar ring. But he's a good father. But her and his boys have to find smaller diggs. Yes, she's very good at it.

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The craziest shit in this is Brandi had to PAY back half of the child support she got from the Edster from the last six months AND from this point on got her future child support cut in half. The court decree stated that if Eddie didn't get work in the next six months she would have to reimburse him. Too bad she thought he was just a cheating douchewipe and didn't realize he was also a POS father.
Also too bad being Leann's lapdog didn't pay a salary-just puts HIM up in luxury and lets the kids LOVE being there while when they are at their moms they are scrapping by. If you think Leann & Eddie didn't set it up for exactly that reason, you'd be high.

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Eddie is a trou de cul who has lousy taste in women.

But I love his dimples. If you're gonna throw tomates, please aim to the left.

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MickeyHolland's picture

No self-respecting woman should ever want to be with a man who dodges his responsibilities.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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God, I would just like to smack the smug off her face!

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Only ignorant, arrogant, money grubbing bitches would try to get into real estate right now.

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Talking to Radar is all kinds of wrong, b/c it should be about the kids not her ego. But where's a bff to tell her, "Girl, don't go to Radar, just take his ass to court to show he didn't pay for that GD ring or anything else!"
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That's exactly where I hope she's going with this next.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:54pm.
Real Estate licenses are totally the go-to for bitches who don't know what to do with themselves, huh? Even my MOM did that at one point. It didn't go well.
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Yeah. Why does she wanna get into real estate right now when the market is shit? Especially in Cali. Maybe she wants to go the high end route in hopes of snagging a suger daddy while showing a big ol fancy house.
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Wow. Just take his ass to court and be done with it.

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these two putos can go to fuckin hell already...UGH

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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

You know what's really scary? I thought that was a bad picture of Gisele Bundchen. She needs to glue those shades to her face.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Hope Brandi pulls a Shar Jackson on Falcor, and sounds like she's finally chilling out and readying to do just that. Falcor's money's gonna be doing the child-supporting when Brandi goes back to the judge cuz Eddie's "income" just jumped a couple of brackets.

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I am about to get into RE, does anyone watch Selling New York? OMG the commissions!!!

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:06pm.
HH - there are those who are good in RE, and most of the people in RE right now, that are still successful, are the ones that were successful in it BEFORE the fall of the economy.

Being a newbie REA, she's going to be showing the shacks and "Contractor ready" homes. Not the upscale shit that brings in the fat percentages to make a living off of.

Yeap.. with the so called housing boom, there were like hundreds of new RE agents every day.. now they are not even renewing the license.

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she so fucking ugly

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Hee-hee. Dickmatized.

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if she really wanted to move on, then it seems like she should just MOVE THE FUCK ON!!! and talking to mags about your ex and his new fiancee is not the way

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Dear Brandi,

Stop whining to bottom feeding rags and get a fucking job.

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the World.

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Considering how those gems are extracted, and the whole pathetic, shallow conception that the bigger the rock, the more he LUVS you, I find the whole engagement ring fuckery beyond distasteful.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:54pm.
Real Estate licenses are totally the go-to for bitches who don't know what to do with themselves, huh? Even my MOM did that at one point. It didn't go well.
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Yeah. Why does she wanna get into real estate right now when the market is shit? Especially in Cali. Maybe she wants to go the high end route in hopes of snagging a suger daddy while showing a big ol fancy house.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I sorta feel sorry for Brandi *ducks.* But when your ex is galavanting around publicly on fancy trips with his fug former stalker/mistress, now fiancé with an $85k engagement ring, and he's lowering your child support payments, isn't one of your first instincts to embarrass the shit out of him to get him to pay up?

Talking to Radar is all kinds of wrong, b/c it should be about the kids not her ego. But where's a bff to tell her, "Girl, don't go to Radar, just take his ass to court to show he didn't pay for that GD ring or anything else!" Then, we'd get to read about it later. That's the honorable way to go.

Please name one album or acting credit LeAnn Rimes has had since 1995? Just like Lohan, and Tara what's her name, and a host of other has beens, how do these people maintain their lifestyles? Surely royalties from one hit wonders aren't that great, if they were, do you think Toni Braxton would be baring her chichis in Playboy?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 2:00pm.
her name really bugs me because it makes me think of GLANDS

Makes me think of GLANS

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HH - there are those who are good in RE, and most of the people in RE right now, that are still successful, are the ones that were successful in it BEFORE the fall of the economy.

Being a newbie REA, she's going to be showing the shacks and "Contractor ready" homes. Not the upscale shit that brings in the fat percentages to make a living off of.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/07/2011 - 1:43pm.
I'm starting to hate you again Eddie(he raped Sharon on Y&R years ago).

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OOOOOOOO! I forgot he was a rapist. Loves me some Y&R!

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DUDE. I'll tell you what I'd tell Taylor Swift: HAVE SOME DIGNITY. If your slimy ex did shaft you and the kids and still bought the homewrecker a $85k that does suck and that's something for your lawyers to look into (although, as MK has already beautifully put it, I doubt that Eddie did in fact buy that ring himself), no need to air the dirty laundry publicly like that and make it seem that you still care that that mouthbreather left you for another mouthbreather.