Basement Baby Got Braids!

Submitted by Imperial Whore on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 8:58pm.

She looks great :)

Submitted by humpalump on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 11:29am.

Milli Vanilli anyone?

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:24am.

epic fail

Submitted by Michaela on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:02am.

Peeps, can someone clarify for me? Why is she referred to as the Basement Baby? I might have missed this mess (explanation) at one point because I don't normally stop to read for Beyonce news or her extended family. But these braids are nothing compared to the more alarming size of those sunglasses. Freakish.

Thanks all!!

Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 8:19am.

That's too much hair for that little head.

Submitted by AssataFayeJenkins on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:48am.

For those concerned about her natural hair status, let's reflect. Natural hair is hair that is untreated by chemicals. She merely has braid extensions, her real hair is still in its natural state. When she shows up with her real hair relaxed, then you can complain.

~yeah. like that~

Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 8:38pm.

Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:33pm.

Try www.vigilantcitizen.com
I first found that site when MK jokingly linked to it in a Lady Gag (typo and it stays) post.
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Submitted by Roca_Roja on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 7:04pm.

MEMO
To: Kim Kardassian
From: Solange

THIS is how you do it, bitch.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 6:07pm.

Bah b-b bah
Bah b-b bah babybeh

Don't forget mah number

Oh come on, someone had to do it!

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Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 4:11pm.

I went to an underground hip hop party last night, and two people were rockin' the same long braids. Won't be surprised if they make a come back in about a year.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 2:47pm.

Poor Basement baby never gets it right. The braids are too long. And they look SO heavy, you can hear her little baby hairs on her scalp screaming "HELP ME."

Submitted by saltydog88 on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 2:10pm.

I freaking LOVE Solange, she is like a cool, fun version of Beyonce who seems like a Ghetto Fab Stepford Wife all the damn time.

Also "I Decided" and "Sandcastle Disco" are better than any songs Beyonce has ever done.

Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:17pm.

Another poster said it, but I was like what friggin' year is this??? Was it 1992???
Damn, I'm getting old *LOL*

And that hairstyle is old. And Basement Baby ain't bringing it back. *LOL*

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 1:06pm.

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 2:26pm.

@sucky

Aww. sometimes I forget how sweet you can be.

It did look like it was picked off the ground. Probably skank weed, since MJ is super illegal here.

Do you know how to make an apple bong?
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I don't! The only DIY smoking solution I've ever used was a toilet paper tube and a piece of needle punctured tin foil, it worked great but that burnt foil taste can get in yer mouf. Google brought up a shit load of results though!

http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&safe=off&q=how+to+make+an+apple...

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:56pm.

@sucky

Aww. sometimes I forget how sweet you can be.

It did look like it was picked off the ground. Probably skank weed, since MJ is super illegal here.

Do you know how to make an apple bong?

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.

My ovaries just exploded.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the

Submitted by agirl on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:53pm.

Didn't she say on Oprah that she was going to leave her hair natural from now on?

It must really suck to be her, in so many ways.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:38pm.

I was playing into the joke that (some people) believe that BeYAWNce and Jay-Z are part of the Illuminati. While their existence is debatable, I find Beyonce incredibly irritating. I give Solange some credit for just doing her own thing and not trying desperately to be like her sister.
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Submitted by Datura on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:32pm.

I can't hate on Basement Baby too much. It must have sucked majorly to have grown up in Beyonce's shadow with parents who seemed to be all about B's career.

Her style is very early 90's Janet. She needs one of those earring-to-nose-ring chains now.

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Submitted by TimC on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:14pm.

wikipedia's explanation is pretty good. No, Beyonce is not likely part of the illuminati (if they really exist). I think Notimpressed meant illuminati queen as in queen high priestess who acts like she doesn't even shit like the rest of us.

Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:10pm.

just when i was happy for her for going natural, this looks painful to me,oyy,

Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:03pm.

Also, can someone please explain this Illuminati stuff to me? I wikipedia'ed it but I don't think they gave sufficient information. And do you really think Beyonce is a part of it?
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Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:02pm.

Damn, this chick needs makeup. She looks like Beyonce pre-nose job.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:02pm.

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:05pm.

The braids are fine. Can't imagine how heavy they'll be though.

Totally off-topic, guys, I tried weed for the first time last night. I was pretty much coughing my lungs out. And my high was very mild and lasted less than an hour. Where are the marshmallow houses and magical unicorns!!!
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Submitted by htowngreen on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:53am.

Pic #5 - Antoine Dodson With Braids!

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:51am.

She looks idiotic, but I can't fully hate on her. I feel like it would SUCK to be the Illuminati's queen's little sister.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:49am.

When she's not busy sewing, she also refs at her local youth basketball league.

Submitted by Royal Kant on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:45am.

No one else will say it? fine, I will:

Milli Vanili just popped in my head.

Girl, you know it's true!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:34am.

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:05pm.

Totally off-topic, guys, I tried weed for the first time last night. I was pretty much coughing my lungs out. And my high was very mild and lasted less than an hour. Where are the marshmallow houses and magical unicorns!!!
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If I remember correctly, the first time you try it may not be your best. Give it another go and take some good hits until you feel something. If after your second try you are not stoned for at least an hour, you may have been smoking some bullshit. If you can, look at the weed you're smoking, does it look like something that might've been picked up off the ground in a dirty backyard? Or does it have a nice lush green color? If its the former, its likely you are smoking garbage. Coughing is a good sign and should help elevate your high, don't worry if you're coughing very hard, its normal, especially if you're not a smoker.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by TimC on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:32am.

I didn't realize Marissa Tomei was the token white girl on that show. Is she the one that got an Oscar? I always get her mixed up with Allissa Milano (Rhymey dago wop names). She was from an 80's sitcom too, right? The one with the gay guy from taxi and Karen from One Life to Live (the ex whore sister of the exnun, who got raped by her hot brother in law, Brad. ALL the late '70's soap operas were chock full of low rent whores who went on to become nurses, wifes of doctors and otherwise respectable women. That's when soaps were fun to watch)

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:27am.

Repuggnizal.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:24am.

hahahahhahahahahhaha! I just saw Crystal Gayle is one the Birthday Sluts today! Makes my comment even funnier to me! hahahahhahahahah

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Submitted by grounder on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:20am.

Beyonce and Matthew Knowles' daughter looks somewhat okay, I guess...

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:15am.

Your Cuntiness

I was expecting the munchies but I felt the same. My friend had terrible munchies though.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.

My ovaries just exploded.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:09am.

This trick cannot find the right year we are in for the life of her.

And was it really necessary to use all the yak weave and slap it on her head?

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Submitted by YourCuntiness on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:50am.

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Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:05pm.

The braids are fine. Can't imagine how heavy they'll be though.

Totally off-topic, guys, I tried weed for the first time last night. I was pretty much coughing my lungs out. And my high was very mild and lasted less than an hour. Where are the marshmallow houses and magical unicorns!!!
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I think you've been misled, lol. Weed should just make you relaxed, giggly, full of "interesting" thoughts, and probably hungry as fuck afterward. If you want marshmallow houses and unicorns you should probably get some shrooms, or apparently that (legal) salvia stuff Slutty Cyrus claims she was smoking will take you on a trip.

Submitted by Bunnyman on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:49am.

Fugliest sunglasses ever. She looks like she's going to the Ghetto Ice Capades.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:45am.

is she trying to be the black Crystal Gayle? Those braids are TOO long!

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:42am.

Hell to the NO on those stupid braids. They look as fake as they are. You just know BB would be in front of you at the grocery check-out, whippin' that 'do and hitting you in the face with those Dynel ropes.

*gets out hidden scissors*

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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:39am.

I think she's watch Avatar too many times. The main photo makes her look like a Na'vi.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:35am.

This remainds me I need to buy a bead curtain.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:35am.

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 12:02pm.

You shut your ears because the singer is fat.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by vidz on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:35am.

The braids are fine. Can't imagine how heavy they'll be though.

Totally off-topic, guys, I tried weed for the first time last night. I was pretty much coughing my lungs out. And my high was very mild and lasted less than an hour. Where are the marshmallow houses and magical unicorns!!!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.

My ovaries just exploded.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:32am.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:59am.
You shut your ears because the singer is fat.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:29am.

holy shit I must've seen A Different World a fucking million times and now I realize that its the Chichi Queen singing the theme!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXaz7cLkWtw

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by YourCuntiness on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:27am.

Ooo gurl u soooo different. I'm assuming the unkempt eyebrows are apart of the look too. She needs to throw some gel on her scalp though, I hate when people walk around with fuzzy braids.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:27am.

I like her. I think she is much prettier than Beyonce.

Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:24am.

Submitted by Scheherazade on Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:50am.
WTF, is it 1992??? She got dem Janet Jackson in poetic justice braids goin on!
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Haha! that entire outfit is from the Poetic Justice trunk sale.

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