Tuesday, January 11th 2011
Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!
Looking like the time my mom tried to give herself an Ogilvie Home Perm and didn't leave it in long enough, Pete Wentz made an appearance at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit yesterday with a head full of Kevin Jonas. Authentic Emo tears are falling down cheeks today since Pete took a break from flat-ironing the natural curls out of his hair until the smoke detector goes off.
Pete now has the hair of Slim Goodbody after getting tased in the skull, so I actually prefer this over his usual Hot Topic mess. I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives.
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he looks like that dude.. but i dont know that dudes name or wat he plays in.. i guess it wasnt mention worthy after all!! yes, im one of those people who say, you know that one guy that plays in that one movie..?? you know..
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Pete with his Mom...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l8xeX8k9lgo/SHORi7wcthI/AAAAAAAAD6s/xcIYBp7NAD...
He looks like Tater Head here.
I thought it was Paul Rudd with rug hair. Sorry Paul!
Pete needs to trim those ends. It looks like he's growing out a perm and neglected to trim the straight ends. Girl, go get some curl activator on that hair.
I think he's trying to grow it into a Juan Epstein look myself....
Say something nice. I think he looks much better now than he's ever looked. Also he has VERy good skin.
And EXCUSE ME, Billy Zane is FUCKING HOTTT!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
Submitted by thebutlerdidit on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 8:42pm.
I looked at that pic three times trying to figure out who the hell it was and I had thought Paul Rudd at first, too. But if I only saw the top part of his head, I'd went for Kevin Jonas.
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Agreed.
If Billy Zane and Mark Zuckerberg had a baby.....ewz
oh Petey, your black is showing!!
I looked at that pic three times trying to figure out who the hell it was and I had thought Paul Rudd at first, too. But if I only saw the top part of his head, I'd went for Kevin Jonas.
What up, Fred Savage?
Hmmm, I want to shake his family tree and see if any people of color fall out.
Natural hair is beautiful, Pete. This said, I am going to need him to buy an afro pick and some Carol's Daughter products.
I seriously thought this was Kevin Jonas.
He looks like he can bag a mean bunch of groceries and then, after his shift is over, board the short bus home without any assistance...ok, maybe a bite guard and drool cup...but otherwise, NONE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thinking that's his real hair sans product.
Oh, an Efro.
lol! Slim Goodbody.
Um, Pete who?
ahahahahahahahaha!
thanks for the new sig!
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I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
He's a Chia Pete...Get it? *crickets*
*sound of cat hocking up a hairball*
Wow, just when I thought he couldn't be any less attractive, Pete Wentz outwits me again.
Maybe they're doing another "Brady Bunch Off Broadway". He would make an excellent Greg on so many levels, especially in white hiphugger bellbottoms.
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Can ya hear the sound?
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I believe one of his parents is mixed so I'm not surprised he has "nappy" hair. Since he's acknowledging his roots I'll allow this.
I just wanna grab his nasty ass hair and ram his face into my knee. I just ate a Ding Dong, which would normally be heavenly in my stomach, but looking at him almost makes it come up, almost.
Paul Rudd with bloated meat face.
Paul Rudd.
Hahaha it was Pete http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD1X1GK7ZMg&feature=related his such a douche bag and I always think he has a mouth that looks like he has bad breath
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Haha ew! I thought that was a 'Nick Jonas in 2030' montage!!
It almost hurts to admit, but without this ridiculous comb over and eye make up, he's quite attractive.
lol jew fro - Pete Wentz is actually Jacob from Glee.
http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2010/05/18/%E2%80%9Cglee%E2%80%99s%E2%8...
I like this better. Fred Savage would approve, too.
Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 3:32pm.
Just when I thought this assclown couldn't get any fuglier. WOW.
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My thoughts exactly. Gawd he's gross.
Peter. Peter. Peter. Peter. You need to call up your baby mama's surgeon and ask that fugger for a quote. Then you can be beautiful like Jessica too!
No matter what he does, he will always be fug and blend anyway.
I'll never understand it how he and his wife 'made' it in the entertainment biz when they have no talent nor looks to back them up.
Still ugly! Is he the dumb fuck who did a tutorial video on GUYliner?!?
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
I'd still show Asslee how to take care of that properly.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
A fellow mulatto with a fucked up hairdo...not really news. Perhaps he's wearing his hair like that to distract us from the disaster that is his face.
Becky in Sydney
He looks like Evan on TMZ
I don't know, it's kind of rare to see someone in Hollywood have a kid, turn 30, and cut the bullshit out.
The hair is fug, and no doubt Bronx Mowgli (bless that poor child's soul) will grow up embarassed of both his parents, but it's waaaaay better to be embarassed by shit your parents did a long time ago than shit they're still doing.
He's doing car shows now? What a rock star. LOL
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OMG I didn't know Pete Wentz was starring in the next Twilight movie???
He's so white I'm blind!!!
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What a fugly little thing.
Bless his heart.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247
When I 1st looked at this pic, I thought it was Paul Rudd doing some type of parody.
Lol! I thought the same thing.
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Maybe he's small enough to fit into your panties and his billy goat bleating turns him into a vibrator? - Spiffy McSpitshine
I didn't know there was something intrinsically "wrong" with having "nappy hair" as Americans call it. But I guess if you can't improve your knowledge on Dlisted where else can you do it.
He would look better with a buzzcut though, not that there is much that can sort out that fucked up Easter Island face.
he's ugly whatever he does!
BRONX MOWGLI COME GIT YOUR DADDY!
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Crica hair
Hey look! It's the Missing Link!
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Is he balding too? good job ashley,
YUCK!
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Just when I thought this assclown couldn't get any fuglier. WOW.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 3:24pm.
Keep it short when your hair texture and thickness rival a run-the-fuck-over hedgehog.
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My hubby has hair like that. He shaves his head. Pete, take note!
When I 1st looked at this pic, I thought it was Paul Rudd doing some type of parody.
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