Charlie Sheen Has Gone Too Far!

Charlie Sheen could lick the vomit out of a warthog's mouth while a trick in a priest's outfit bones him in the butt with a strap-on made from recycled CROCS and an elephant wearing a human skin poncho pisses on his head from above, and I'd still shrug my shoulders and let out an EH. But now he's gone way too far and should be shut down. TMZ says that on the night Charlie got boozed and partied with porn star Bree Olson, Nazi slut Bombshell McGee came up to the suite and was his #2 girl. This is fitting since Bombshell looks like a #2. Bitch looks what came out of my dog's ass the time he ate pieces of his rainbow parrot toy.

Earlier in the night, Bree and Bombshit made out during Pauly Shore's comedy show at The Palms. When the show was over, Bree invited Bombshit upstairs to join Charlie Sheen's party. Bombshit and her friend showed up a few hours later and found themselves in the middle of a sea of hos. Bombshit stayed for a couple of hours and nobody knows what exactly went down.

The party is over and it's time to hang up your coke straw when you start fucking on Bombshell's swasticooch. No sir, done. What a mess. You know that when Charlie and Bombshell touched tongues, we all had a damn outbreak. The lights at the CDC's headquarters flickered and gonorrhea warts sprouted out of everyone's genitals to worship their new king and queen! Hmm. Come to think of it, that would explain that something I got my something this weekend. Update my file at the free clinic!

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Submitted by d-nice on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:22am.

the stuff that runs through my nightmares.

Submitted by vidz on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:36am.

"Nazi slut Bombshell McGee came up to the suite and was his #2 girl. This is fitting since Bombshell looks like a #2."

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.

My ovaries just exploded.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the

Submitted by julesinSD on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 1:53am.

Father of five children, four under the age of 10.

That's all.

Enjoy Hell.

Satan is keeping the seat warm just for you Charlie.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 1:41am.

In case no one has- let's revive the story from a few years ago about Charlie Sheen buying a Realdoll, trying to get some prostis to fuck on it, CHOPPING the hand off, and then freaking out and making his bodyguard drive all over Hollywood trying to find a place to dump the doll.

Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:34am.

Bombshell's vagina is as 'clean' as a cesspool!

I only hope Sandra used rubbers with Vanilla Gorilla!

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As for Charlie Sheen....why is he still living and making millions???? DIE!!!

Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 12:23am.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 12:17am.
They don't look that bad on film though!

Like a lot of Hollywood, too.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 12:17am.

Falmouth...I know! I was kinda hoping to see some sexy sluts but really just a lot of skeez! They don't look that bad on film though!

Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 12:03am.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 11:53pm.
Slideshow of horrors at AVN awards:

Oh, man. That was fairly depressing. I was just hoping I didn't recognize anyone.

I have a bit of inside info: DVDs are dead, just as on NetFlix.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 11:53pm.

Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 11:33pm.

Going down on 'Bombshell' would probably be like eating a diarrhea taco filled with STDs!

LOL!
And that's putting it mildly!

Slideshow of horrors at AVN awards:

http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/adult-entertainment-expo-2011-part-two...

Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 11:33pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:48pm.
jacko has 'sheen envy'.

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WHY???

I have read your other sheen envy posts and while I am a gay I can understand your desire to fuck some of the pretty women at the whore shop convention Charlie attended but....Bombshell McGee??? Are you fucking kidding??? NASTY!!!!!!!

Going down on 'Bombshell' would probably be like eating a diarrhea taco filled with STDs!

Submitted by Freak Speely on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 9:13pm.

Well if nothing else is good about her, thanks be to Bombshell McGee for being the Nazi that everyone can humiliate, piss on, and spit on (for a cheap price).

And I'm going to laugh when it finally comes out Charlie Sheen's been in the closet all this time and lashes out against women because he had to hide his shameful man-lust through violence. That's the only way to explain his bullshit.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 9:03pm.

He didn't show up to the set of his crap show today...according to TMZ he has an ear infection and it's legit BUT I'm sure doing eight balls and porn stars didn't help his "ear infection".

Submitted by Gem on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 9:01pm.

I'm praying that next time one of his cars "mysteriously" drops off into a ravine, he's inside, and so is Bombshit.

Submitted by Falmouth on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 8:59pm.

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 7:39pm.
what did Martin Sheen do in a previous life to saddled this mess of a son?

Martin's an asshole in this life.

If I made $2.5m a week and were impishly handsome, I can't say I'd behave any differently from Chuck. I hope I would but I'm far from sure.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 8:51pm.

Charlie at the AVN awards is like a baby in a barrel of tits...really it's time to grow up before your dick falls off.

Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 8:27pm.

I like Tephlon Charlie, but I wonder
If he received some bad news (God
Forbid HIV) and he is on a final bender?
Maybe that's why Denise is being nice
And Brooke went off the deep end...

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Submitted by scary monsters on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:31pm.

I was just thinking something similar. Even if Lindsay or Mel Gibson evade typical legal consequences, the industry has put them in the naughty chair and most of the other children won't play with them while they're on time out.

Meanwhile, Charlie's cars are mysteriously found at the bottom of ravines, he's left a trail of abused women (not all hookers), and he remains unrepentant. And Denise has mysteriously become very quiet about his misdeeds. He slipped up getting nasty in Aspen, because Les Moonves (or someone else at CBS) isn't Jesus. He can't be everywhere at all times, paying people off to nip legal consequences in the bud. If Charlie sticks to NY and LA, though, he's a-okay.

The only other possible explanation is that he's from a longstanding Hollywood family, and he gets to keep his job in deference to them. Seems unlikely, though.

If I had to work on the set of Charlie's show, I would wear gloves and a mask to work and have a tub of Clorox wipes at the ready in a holster on my belt. I would always bring my lunch and never go near the craft service
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The last paragraph is KILLING me with the visual. Too funny !!!!

Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 7:39pm.

Perfect pair. No redeeming qualities in either of them. She's not worth anyone's time, but regards to Carlos...what did Martin Sheen do in a previous life to saddled this mess of a son?

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Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:02pm.

Ugh, Bombshit is all kinds of nasty. I truly do not understand why men keep fucking her, especially rich, famous men who could bang any hot chick out there. Perhaps a bunch of messes fucking another mess? Eh, I guess in the grand scheme of life, pussy's pussy, and a light switch fixes everything.

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Submitted by viridian on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:33pm.
Why do stupid men think nailing a porn star or a woman with some infamy is an accomplishment? You have money, you'd think you could buy yourself a clean pussy rather than the dirtiest scum sucker around, then again, he's a dirty old whore so he doesn't deserve any better.

But honestly, you have money and power and you pick porn stars and hookers? It's like having a ton of cash and eating out of garbage cans instead of a 4 star joint. I don't blame the women, they are sad and desperate and if they sell their stories, they deserve the cash after exposing themselves to him without a haz mat suite. Those women must have the self esteem of a piece of lint.
--------------------------------------------------Well, the Greasy Bears of the world half subscribe to that theory. When they travel, they do it with the camera ready socialite/billionaire's daughter. When they want to do blow, and have the women take it up the butt, they get the porn star, who gets loads of cash and keeps her mouth shut.

Charlie must be cheap because all of his women talk.

Submitted by viridian on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:33pm.

Why do stupid men think nailing a porn star or a woman with some infamy is an accomplishment? You have money, you'd think you could buy yourself a clean pussy rather than the dirtiest scum sucker around, then again, he's a dirty old whore so he doesn't deserve any better.

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:28pm.

I don't get the appeal and I don't give a shit about his "hit t.v. show". I say fuck chuck. He is pathetic. He has young children and this is how he chooses to spend his time. Well done, Charles.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:28pm.

Please, please, please let there be a sex tape.
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:31pm.

when disney kids get pregnant or junkied up, they are immediately removed from the public eye...charlie is on a "family show", openly flaunting his debachery, gets a renewed contract and a massive raise...something ain't right...

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The only other possible explanation is that he's from a longstanding Hollywood family, and he gets to keep his job in deference to them. Seems unlikely, though.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:07pm.

One of my friends slept with Charlie Sheen way back in 1987. She was shitting bricks when she made the one degree of separation between Charlie and John Holmes (Ginger Lynn) amd that she was possibly exposed to some AIDS.

She was okay, though, and is divorced with a daughter now.

Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 6:02pm.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:57pm.

I think that monstrosity Bombshit McGee gets laid only out of curiosity.

We all know men will stick their dicks into anything willing, and after a while it must get a *little* boring fucking Barbie dolls. So he tried her. He's probably also tried dwarves and different ethnicities.

Whatever. He's so disgusting.

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:31pm.

any chick that willingly lays with charlie sheen and any dick or chick that lays with bombshit should be listed on the quarantine list with the cdc....charlie's gross, and the broad are gross...why is he alive, why is he not in jail or rehab, why is that show of his successful? when disney kids get pregnant or junkied up, they are immediately removed from the public eye...charlie is on a "family show", openly flaunting his debachery, gets a renewed contract and a massive raise...something ain't right...
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:16pm.

LMFAO@swasticooch =)) What is the big deal with hookers? I don't get why anyone would pay for a bone session.

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Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 5:03pm.

The party is over and it's time to hang up your coke straw when you start fucking on Bombshell's swasticooch. No sir, done. What a mess.MK
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you said it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

party was over long time ago !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:40pm.

Pauly Shore? That old thang is still around? I actually feel Sheen is quite talented...as an actor. But as self destructive as they come. Oops, pardon the play on words; unintentional!

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:36pm.

Submitted by YourCuntiness on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:52pm.
Ew I couldn't read on past the "making out at a Pauly Shore comedy event" sentence. UGH. I honestly want to go take a scalding hot shower. Charlie Sheen, random porn star, Pauly Shore, and Bombshit are too much for one post.
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I know! Shore and Whores! It's just too much. Throw in a Charlie Sheen afterparty and I think I'm gonna need my smelling salts. Make it stop!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:08pm.
Charlie Sheen: Keith Richards Redux.
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Please do not besmirch Keith Richards name by comparing him to Charlie Sheen. Keith may have done a lot of drugs and screwed a lot of groupies, but he's helped create some of the best music ever. He's also going to be 68 this year. I don't see Charlie Sheen lasting that long.

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I would never compare Keef's enormous talent with Sheen's lack thereof. I meant his resiliency to rebound from ginormous amounts of debauchery.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:32pm.

2011: The Prepocalypse!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:32pm.

Charlie is obviously unhinged in more ways than are even apparent...he is on a death spiral. Obviously, he has shit on some big people in Hollywood to still be working and given "credibility"...but to fuck hos like this, he's losing it. Does he not remember Boobshit's 500 "I fucked Sandra Bullock's Husband" interviews in the tabloids? Someone's been keeping his MAJOR secrets out of the public eye, but a bitch like that will be running to call Star Mag faster than Charlie can lock a hooker in a closet.

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Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:25pm.

Besides the skanks he fucks, my biggest wonder is the kind of money this untalented tool makes.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:14pm.

how fucking low can you go.... wow.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 4:00pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:08pm.
Charlie Sheen: Keith Richards Redux.
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Please do not besmirch Keith Richards name by comparing him to Charlie Sheen. Keith may have done a lot of drugs and screwed a lot of groupies, but he's helped create some of the best music ever. He's also going to be 68 this year. I don't see Charlie Sheen lasting that long.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:57pm.

Let's see which ho declares she's pregnant first.

Submitted by joanne on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:55pm.

Yet he is still on tv doing a family show. He looks sickly.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:54pm.

Hope your noodle will feel better soon, MK :)

Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:52pm.

Charlie keeps getting a free pass in life. He must of made a pact with the devil.

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Submitted by YourCuntiness on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:52pm.

Ew I couldn't read on past the "making out at a Pauly Shore comedy event" sentence. UGH. I honestly want to go take a scalding hot shower. Charlie Sheen, random porn star, Pauly Shore, and Bombshit are too much for one post.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:51pm.

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:48pm.

jacko has 'sheen envy'.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:37pm.

Hard to say who's the most disgusting one. I'll pick Charlie, dude has kids and is older, he should know better.
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