Paz de la Huerta Takes The Golden Globes By Storm!
All last night I kept waiting for the graceful gazelle of Boardwalk Empire to make an appearance at the Golden Globes. When Boardwalk Empire won for Best TV Drama, I really expected Paz de la Huerta to stumble onto the stage, hike up her gown and command all of us to give thanks to the wiglet on her crotch (aka the secret to that show's success). Spaz didn't do that, because she was too busy doing body shots with some of the waitstaff in the kitchen. Spaz's liver was the color of the paint on her lips last night. On fire.
Not only are there glorious pictures of Spaz looking like she just woke up in a bathtub full of ice cubes with a sharp pain in her side and a trail of blood leading out into the hallway, but there's video too! TMZ captured two of Spaz's most wonderful moments last night. The first came when she was denied entrance into an after-party, because she was every kind of drunk.
The gatekeeper wasn't interested in Spaz feeding the potted plants inside with her 100-proof Miracle-Vom, so he kindly shoved her back into the car and told her to get the fuck out of there! But that party missed out, because a little later on Spaz nearly ate cement and then scribbled out an autograph (which probably looked like this) while her titty hung out of her dress. We can all finally exhale a huge sigh of relief now that the new Tara Reid has been anointed. All hail:
I'm glad to see that SOMEBODY at the Golden Globes took advantage of the full bottles of Moet on the table. I bet even Spaz's hungover piss has bubbles in it. I love her.
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one time she was sitting next to us and my boyfriend had are food boxed to go because she was straddling all over the chair next to us at Pepe Rossi on Sullivan st... so disgusting.. the place has like 4 tables and she was flipping hair in her food and collapsing on herself and talking too loud.. it was so gross.. when i walked in.. i saw her and was like oh no..and my boyfriend didnt know..but he was like we are outta here within 10 minutes..
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The war isn't working.
she's always fucked up slithering around the tables at Bar Pitti in the warmer months.. pathetic.. always waisted.. she has blown more men and women than there are in the euro trash/rapper/ fake rich people circuit than you can imagine. Half the time her clothes are falling off her and people are helping her cover herself. A MESS and scummy ..never bathes... grossocity
xoxox
The war isn't working.
LMAO @ "Spaz"
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You just know Nuchy has it in his contract that he and she can NEVER, EVER get back together on Boardwalk Empire!
Just look at his face...
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this is definitely not an ugly face..i mean take any actress/model/singer/whatever you consider utterly hot, strip her face from any make-up and over-highlight her lips with a bright lipstick, I bet ya t's very possible she may look ten times worse than this girl right here,
Submitted by Pootie on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 1:40pm.
How can you my dear "preciuosmagpie" take "issue" with an opinion that Paz is a great actress? Go look up the word "opinion" in the dictionary and try again please. An opinion is an opinion is an opinion!
POOOHTEEEE!
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I've noticed she never wears eye makeup and can't figure out why- it would do wonders. Her body is perfect..she's kind of goofy and a hoot but is she in on the joke? If so, genius!
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Ooops here's the real link too her Paper article:
http://www.papermag.com/arts_and_style/2010/12/paz-on-earth.php
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 1:02pm.
WHY CAN'T YOU LET PAZ BE GREAT!?
Give Paz a chance.
who the fuck is this chick? that fug fug fugly face doesn't make up for the great body. PLUS WHO IS SHE??? AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS??? i think it's time for me to become famous. i can't do anything either. ROTFLMAO
Drink much? At least the rest of the crowd paced themselves by chewing gum or drinking coffee until the show was over and they could get toe up at afterparties where cameras were not allowed.
Um, I think she's kinda hot in a nasty way. Amazing body.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 6:22pm
I had no idea who this twat was so I went to the article.
BARF I skimmed through some parts (fear of vomitting).
So pleased she fell flat on her face - she won't care about the boob hanging out apparently she is at one with her body.
How embarrassing!
I love this heaux! She is 500 different kinds of fucked up. Amy Winehouse, your understudy is ready.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 6:22pm.
kokoskitten- Yes exactly! I know that the recent issue of PAPER magazine had her saying all that sort of pretentious crapola, but she is always like that in any interview. "I'm european so" blah blah blah....
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Thank You for remembering the article ! I just read it again and it is truly nauseating...the "everyone wants to be an artist but I was born one" quote is somewhere in the mess.
http://www.papermag.com/2010/10/paz_de_la_huerta_madame_bovary.php
kokoskitten- Yes exactly! I know that the recent issue of PAPER magazine had her saying all that sort of pretentious crapola, but she is always like that in any interview. "I'm european so" blah blah blah....
I feel nostalgic for those days when you could get shit-faced, fall down on the street, fall out of your dress and not have some moronic 50 year old frat boy aiming his camera phone at your bewbs.
*wistful*
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She's calling him "Daddy" in that picture, I just know it.
I bet she was one of those recent blind item answers.
Ah Paz...looks like most of the trying really, really hard hipster bitches I know....ugly as fuck and trying to cover for it with her "uniqueness". As with Julia "Moonface" Stiles, how does this slice of nastiness get work?
"It's my money and I want it now!"
I bet she was one of those recent blind item answers.
I bet she was one of those recent blind item answers.
I will say this: I like her ass.
http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/paz-de-la-huerta/mini-paz...
After reading a few interviews of this woman, I feel sorry for her. She's all kinds of fucked up.
*oops sorry for the double post.
We've all been there one time or another.
Was she one of the ones sitting at table 114? They seemed to be having all the fun. And I bet she has very little memory of what happened last night.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 1:02pm.
Hey, as I said, that was months ago. I let her keep on keeping on.
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That's good!
Becuz I'm pretty sure she has not yet begun to truly entertain us with her elegance and grace.
I have high hopes for this one!
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First, HEROINE. Second, why?
PAZ dp WHORETA FTW!
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She is pure genius. And she's one of the best things on Boardwalk along with the actor who plays the FBI wack job. I forgive Paz everything. Drunk on the red carpet? Fine. Red lipstick everywhere on her face? Fine. Falling on her face after getting thrown out of an after party? Fine.
I don't care about her drunken antics either way (I certainly can't talk) but she comes off as SOOOOOOO pretentious in interviews. Everything is "I'm an artist, I create, I'm special, people want to be me" etc...no, she really did say that and I'm going to have to find the article now. She said something to the effect of "some people think they are artists but I was born an artist" and yet the only thing I think of when I see her is her bush because she flashes it any chance she gets.
26?!?!?!?!?!?
No fucking way. I had her pegged at least ten years older.
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She's 26????? Her face looks ten years older. I kind of like her because she's different from the other hoes out there on the carpet, and she is very attractive in her own odd way.
But I'd definitely keep her at arm's length. You can smell the dysfunction from here.
Just read this skag's wikipedia page. Just another privileged brat. She looks fucking TERRIBLE for someone who is ONLY 26 years old. Methinks she's got drug problems...
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Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 12:42pm.
sometimes I don't get you Dlisters, a hot mess like her is miles away than a Lohan mess or a Hilton, she on the other hand is doing it all kinds of right, she managed to give some magnificent art-worthy pictures, I get excited butterflies just by looking at her, and all that while wearing just lipstick, you gotta hand it to her,
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ditto. I like her for those reasons as well.
How can you my dear "preciuosmagpie" take "issue" with an opinion that Paz is a great actress? Go look up the word "opinion" in the dictionary and try again please. An opinion is an opinion is an opinion!
POOOHTEEEE!
Come on, now. I don't even know this chick's work, but methinks there's some people throwing stones in their glass houses on here. I've been as drunk as she is, I'm not ashamed to admit it, but I usually restrict my shenanigans to the confines of a crusty dive bar. Actresses don't eat much, and if someone buys you/gets you a drink or two, you're down for the count. This girl needs some real friends, people who would have carted her ass out of there and away from the cameras.
Seriously...she is a wax figure molded by Mike Judge.
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I take issue with the claims that she's a "great actress" on Boardwalk Empire, since she is obviously a whiny, drunken, self-important whore to begin with. All she has to do is show up. (Or throw up.)
And @mike, actresses are usually less good looking in person than on film. How does Paz do it?? Was she nude at the time?
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I have mixed feelings about Paz. Before watching Boardwalk, I thought she was kind of fug when she kept popping up on Dlisted. But I think when you look at her face, you can kind of see her as a little girl.
Also, on Boardwalk, she's really good at that particular 'part' but you get the feeling that she's not even acting.
I don't think I'd want to be her friend, because it's probably all about her all the time. But she's... interesting.
Poor woman, she got shit on in the looks department.
I'd drink heavily too if I looked like Steve Tyler
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 1:02pm.
WHY CAN'T YOU LET PAZ BE GREAT!?
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LOL! I call T-shirt rights!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 12:51pm.
Those TMZ "reporters" are nothing but a flock of vultures.
You're way too kind.
I usually try not to curse before 4pm!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 1:02pm.
Hey, as I said, that was months ago. I let her keep on keeping on.
I've been in love with Steve Buscemi forever.
This chick makes me feel the same way feel when I must use a public restroom and discover there is something leftover floating in the toilet bowl
ubmitted by mike on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 12:29pm.
I've saw her in real life in NYC sometime early last year. She does look better in person, and she does know how to accentuate the sexy. That said, from what I saw, she's always "on" and that in of itself is annoying.
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Annoying?! How can you find that annoying?!?!?
She is a masterpiece in the making.
She's not even worried about her age yet!
Annoying. What do you know?
WHY CAN'T YOU LET PAZ BE GREAT!?
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