A Check Is A Check: OctoMom Is Doing Fetish Videos Now
OctoMom's financial situation is as bruised, battered and exhausted as her uterus right now. Octo's got a million hongray mouths to feed, two lips on her face to keep filled with liquid nails and a foreclosure notice hovering over her head. Octo even brought her spastic craziness to Oprah the other day and Suze Orman told her that she needs to do what she needs to do to get those bills paid. Suze yelled until her clit turned blue and nearly fell off.
Well, Octo is making Suze proud, because she's slowly whippin' her way out of debt. TMZ reports that Octo recently shot a fetish video in her own home that features her whippin' a grown ass man in a diaper and a bonnet. Well, at least her 14 children don't have to crawl far for "Take Your Kid To Work Day."
TMZ says that Octo kept her black leggings and black corset on and whooped on the baby dude until welts grew on his back. Octo has already signed the release and it's currently looking for a buyer.
Okay, where did Octo put her three million screaming children while she was whipping coins out of a dudes diaper? Did she put them all in the garage with a few rocks and and empty box of Cheerios, and tell them to be really quiet while mommy and her friend play "Catwoman vs. Baby Huey"? Or did Octo hand one of her kids a boom mic and put them all to work? But seriously, this is better than collecting a welfare check, so I say, whip that food on the table!
And on a positive note, at least this fetish video can be used as a form of birth control. Every time Octo whips an air bubble out of a grown man's Pamper, a sperm fish drowns itself and an ovary egg pops.


TMZ has the fetish pics and she took them using her own children's toys as props.
Yeah make that money... THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOUR CHILDREN, YOU STUPID BITCH.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Ah hell fucking no. I despise this mental case of a fugly bitch but MK makes an excellent point. Rather she beat equally fucked up men in diapers for her dollars than extract them from my wallet at payday. How much further can she fall? and what is going to become of this baby army she can't provide for in any aspect? Fuck her and her baby addiction. Suck on this you fucking twat.
nobody who is living off the state should be allowed to show their fugliness in a manicure salon!
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
Plus, the American public has punished her too. She didn't get the reality show she wanted because of the massive disapproval of what she does and how she does it. NOBODY in this country supports this chick or the shit she does.
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From what I've read and what Octomom said on Oprah, she has been offered reality shows but has turned them down. On Oprah she said she doesn't want to "exploit" her kids. My guess is that if she did do a show, it would be ample ammunition for CPS to remove her kids.
I think her kids should be adopted out. She can't financially or emotionally provide for all of them. She's clearly off her rocker. They are going to hate her when they are older.
Octobitch, fuck off. I am offended at this lounging/unnecessary expense shit. She unleashes 14 kids onto the world and has an hour and $60 to spare for this fking "treat". I'm all for a treat, but not when shit isn't getting paid and you are on WELFARE. And who the fuck took this pic and posted it?? Her?? Oh fucking hell no, can't with this.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:45am.
Ha! I read this too and thought, is this what Oprah's intevention led to??
Haha, this reminds me of an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County when Gretchen was telling Jeff's daughter who was 19? 20? that she should get a job. She looked all bratty at Gretchen and said, "okay, then I'm going to be a hooker and say it was YOUR idea" like being told to get a job is some kind of punishment. Oprah and Suze say I should do anything FINE, I'm going to do fetish porn and tell everybody it was THEIR idea!
Submitted by harveyprice on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 10:03pm.
This bitch couldn't work a real job if somebody held a gun to her head. There are just those people out there that are too fucking weird, say socially awkward dumb shit, and cannot get hired or hold a job because they're just too fucking odd and wrapped up in their own weirdo worlds. These people usually end up "working from home", on social security, or they find someother menial job where they don't really have to do simple things like follow directions ('cause they only follow their own). This bitch bought her way out by spewing babies out of her twat. Quality.
PREACH!! Can I get a witness? These are also the folks who make false disability claims, let's not forget that.
I bet she is passing her mental illness to her kids as well. There is no way those kids are going to turn out sane. They will be as crazy as her.
Come on??? Is this really true?? Did she do this? Is it on TMZ? Anywhere to find it?? HELP PLEASE, I need to see this!
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:30am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 5:45am.
The doctor who implanted all those embryos needs to be held accountable as this woman is obviously mentally ill. Her state of mind and ability to take care of additional children after the first SIX should have been examined before he went ahead with the procedure. Has anyone heard if there's been any legal or financial repercussions against him or his practice?
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I was wondering the same thing. I still hold Nadya accountable & I think she's a dumb, selfish bitch - but that doctor needs the book thrown at him. Sickening.
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The last I read about it, he was involved in license revocation hearings. In California, the average case lasts almost 3 years, and in the meantime, the doctor continues to "practice."
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:43am.
I hate that she's gain fame for finding a doctor who would go against all medical ethical standards and fill her with 6 embryo's.
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I hope you are sitting down for this, but it wasn't 6-it was 12!
D-Listed didn't report this, but the doc was before the board a few months ago and he claimed she was implanted with 12 and agreed to selectively abort. However, she disappeared and he didn't hear anything from her until after the birth.
He claimed that she wanted multiples. That was her goal all along.
FWIW, I believe him even though he deserves to have his medical license suspended for life for ever implanting this freak in the first place.
kids outta work in a damn sweatshop theyre old enuff to glue shit together
if 3rd world kids can do it why cant those little bastards
she needs to do hardcore porn or furrrgetaboutit
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I can't wait til Octomom's kids grow up and start mating/breeding with the Gosselin offspring. Imagine all of the insanity in that gene pool?
Nadya & Kate would love the attention.
my toenails are practically rotting off and this welfare queen has the money to get weekly pedis and manis...
she should've taken up on that "vivid" offer...and where is cps? this broad is making fetish films in the house where her children live..
personally, this trick should look to the kardassians on how to work the ho stroll..they have a plan works brilliantly...
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Ok I didn't know that they had already tried to help her every which way and she turned it down. In that cas I don't know what to do about it.
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@Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:21am.
Submitted by RustyHooligan: "I hope MK posts parts of the DVD when it comes out. I have a strong constitution. It'll also be Exhibit A in the CPS case against her."
This is a dilemma for me. Part of me thinks the state should take those kids away. It'll cost them less in the long run. I'm certain that 50% of those kids will be incarcerated in the future. Nadya is simply not equipped to raise those children herself.
Then the mother part of me says that children should be kept with their mothers whenever humanly possible. There is something about taking a child from its mother that hurts me. And there are mothers out there who are much, much worse.
Maybe they can be fostered out in a very open way where the kids can visit her often and play with their siblings but then go home to a stable home with individual attention.
I don't know..."
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Yes that's the way I feel to. The whole situation is just horrible either way you look at it.
And it sure is very risky and dagnerous to start shooting that kind of freaky fetish porn in a house full of children!!!
Oh the humanity.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 5:20am.
Etc., etc., etc.,
this bitch thinks is cute being racist.
i guess because she is in "I don't know how to read and write" club
"Esta puta es linda siendo racista
yo creo porque ella esta en "yo no se como escribir y leer" club"
cette chienne est mignon pense être raciste.
Je suppose que parce qu'elle est en "je ne sais pas comment lire et écrire" club
*yawn* Find a new schtick why don't you? And while you're at it, educate yourself.
*bostezo* encuentra un nuevo palo porque no?
y mientras estas en eso, educate"
* bâillement * Trouver de nouveaux schtick pourquoi pas vous? Et pendant que vous y êtes, vous renseigner.
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am i supposed to be bother by your writing?
hahahhahahhahhaha
you have to try harder. .. .. Really
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Haven't we met
You're some kind of beautiful stranger
You could be good for me
I have a taste for danger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not
So I guess I'll stay
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on a beautiful stranger
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song
To know you
Is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
To love you
Is to be part of you
I wait for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da
Beautiful Stranger ,"Madonna"
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BECAUSE IF YOU AND EVERYBODY CAN DO IT, WHY CAN'T I?
Why am I thinking that this bitch is going to get knocked up again?
Well...when your face looks like a baboons ass...at least she's working!
The sad thing is that all of this could have been avoided if her parents had gotten her mental health treatment when she was young instead of shrugging their shoulders and saying, "That's just how she is." You cannot convince me that she didn't show signs of being a whack-job when she was a teenager. As far as the fetish shit goes, when the owner of Vivid stepped up to pay her mortgage he wasn't doing it because he likes kids. She may want to get some training to step up her fetish game a little so she can build a fanbase. Business is business, and a check is a check.
Did she get her lips and tits done again????
I am seriously filled with nothing but hatred for this looney toon.
She is spending welfare money, which is OUR TAX DOLLARS for all this plastic surgery, pedicures, nonsense bullshit.
I hate that she's gain fame for finding a doctor who would go against all medical ethical standards and fill her with 6 embryo's.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:38am.
What you said. The US has social and legal stuff in place to try to prevent this sort of thing. It's not perfect, but they try.
Plus, the American public has punished her too. She didn't get the reality show she wanted because of the massive disapproval of what she does and how she does it. NOBODY in this country supports this chick or the shit she does.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
14 kids and no husband and she can afford all kinds of plastic surgery and weekly manicures. I should have had 14 kids.
What's the big deal? She's clearly an ideal candidate for fetish porn. And as Michael K said, a check is a check. Better for her to be fulfilling some function and earning money in the private sector, than sucking on Cali's public assistance and non-profit teats.
It would be great if she would take some of that poe-noe money and hire herself a financial advisor, but the likelyhood of that happening is about on par with Bin Laden turning himself in.
It's great to see that Oprah did not just write a check for Octomom. That would not solve the problem. The answer was provided by Suze Orman. While I despise the financial adviser for her personality, she gave sage advice. Unfortunately, Octomom won't follow it cause she did not hear what she wanted to hear or get what she wanted: a big check from Oprah!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:50am.
Word. I have ZERO sympathy for this nutjob. How the hell she was able to take care of the 6 she already had is a mystery to me.
A lot of people objected when I first said this, but the best thing for all those kids would have been adoption.
WTF...everytime we see pics of this crazed woman she's getting her nails done. Isn't she fucking broke?! Or maybe it's just a damn lie to get even more money from the state. I mean when you have 14 mouths to feed do you go and get your damn nails done!? No! Because nobody in their right mind has 14 kids to begin with. Not to mention she's a single mother and already had financial problems when she had 6 kids. She doesn't give a damn about them because if she did she would not bring to this world 8 more.
What a goddamn mess of a pathetic human being! Why is it that always trash reproduces?!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
This is...bad. Oprah had an opportunity to make a true difference in the lives of these children. Fuck Nadya. Oprah could have set up a fund that Nadya has no access to that is administered by an independent agent for the benefit of the children. Suze and Oprah knew damn fucking well THIS is not what they had in mind for Nadya Suleman when they sent the message to do what she needed to do for money. As much as that pile of brown shit talks about being oh-so-enlightened, so spiritually advanced and empowered by women, she's got a peculiar way of giving back to women in need.
Make no mistake about it, Nadya did this to herself. SHE deserves everything she gets but those kids do not. They did not ask to be one of 14 kids born to an ostensibly unstable woman, whose plan for fame and money clearly went awry. Oprah doesn't owe anyone anything, but I see that as a qualified assertion. SHE chose to invite Nadya on to her show, a show about Nadya's precarious financial situation. Hell, she even had SUZE FUCKING ORMAN, a financial expert, on as a consultant. And they just let her walk away with a tongue lashing. Fine, she deserved it. WHAT ABOUT THOSE KIDS??? Who, I am assuming, were to be the ones to truly benefit from this show.
Oprah, you are the devil. You're just a useless bitch.
"Sometimes I get so flushed. Do your palms ever itch?"
Submitted by RustyHooligan: "But she's not a "mom" in any real sense--neither naturally nor psychologically. One way or the other, sooner or later, those kids are going to be messed up and become state property. Why not start now, when there's a (small) chance a more normal household might let some of them thrive?"
*sigh* I know. If she were a daycare center, she would be required to have a greater ratio of adults to children, so why are they allowing her to care for those children alone?
It's fucking DANGEROUS.
I had a revelation! And a solution to some problems over here.
Mark Zuckerberg commented recently that he is in the process of learning to control 'desire and I' that stuck with me cuz I`m fruity too.
Octomom needs money.
I can not think of a better way to learn to control 'desire and I' than taking care of 14 kids. Mark should buy Octomom`s kids.
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@ Stan Hooper
Ha! I read this too and thought, is this what Oprah's intevention led to??
I thought Octo was looking for a handout from the Oprah. I'm glad Oprah didn't cave in to this lunatic. It's pretty pathetic to reward someone like Octo for being so delusional, greedy and irresponsible.
This is not an example of a hardworking family with two kids where both parents got laid off and they need temporary assistance until they get back on their feet. This is a SINGLE person who CHOSE to have herself impregnated with EIGHT more children after proving to be incapable of properly providing for the SIX she already had. She has been given assistance and charity and has pissed it away or presented herself in a manner which has been interpreted as ungrateful. She's burned the bridges of support and sympathy she had. The notion of turning your back on a person who mismanages charity and has been given opportunities they have squandered is a universal reaction. It has nothing to do with the pitfalls of American society.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
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I know the appropriate response is indignation, but all I feel is nauseous.
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Ha! I read this too and thought, is this what Oprah's intevention led to?? Fucking Oprah!! Why didn't she cut her a check and we don't have to be subjected to this fuckery!
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:21am.
But she's not a "mom" in any real sense--neither naturally nor psychologically. One way or the other, sooner or later, those kids are going to be messed up and become state property. Why not start now, when there's a (small) chance a more normal household might let some of them thrive?
Submitted by zinnia:"So I honestly don't know but surely USA is a better society and comunity than this?
Than a mother of 14 kids have to do fetish porn after following advice from Oprah?
Really? Is that the best you got over there???? Kind of sad and tells the true story of how things are, more than any CBS 60 minutes.
If I were American this would worry me."
What would YOUR country do with her?
We have regulations regarding the implantation of embryos, which Nadya and her doctor disregarded. Nadya has turned up her nose at and has been difficult when accepting private charities' help
She is eligible for government public assistance, but does not want to accept it because she will be held accountable.
It's not the US or her local community that's the problem. She's a grifter. You don't have those in your country?
She is such a damn weirdo. I swear, she has deluded herself into thinking she's some star, when in reality she's nothing more than white trash that got carried away with fertility treatments. She needs a reality check. CPS needs to rescue those kids stat.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 5:45am.
The doctor who implanted all those embryos needs to be held accountable as this woman is obviously mentally ill. Her state of mind and ability to take care of additional children after the first SIX should have been examined before he went ahead with the procedure. Has anyone heard if there's been any legal or financial repercussions against him or his practice?
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I was wondering the same thing. I still hold Nadya accountable & I think she's a dumb, selfish bitch - but that doctor needs the book thrown at him. Sickening.
Submitted by RustyHooligan: "I hope MK posts parts of the DVD when it comes out. I have a strong constitution. It'll also be Exhibit A in the CPS case against her."
This is a dilemma for me. Part of me thinks the state should take those kids away. It'll cost them less in the long run. I'm certain that 50% of those kids will be incarcerated in the future. Nadya is simply not equipped to raise those children herself.
Then the mother part of me says that children should be kept with their mothers whenever humanly possible. There is something about taking a child from its mother that hurts me. And there are mothers out there who are much, much worse.
Maybe they can be fostered out in a very open way where the kids can visit her often and play with their siblings but then go home to a stable home with individual attention.
I don't know...
@Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/17/2011 - 11:17pm.
I think (and I could be wrong) that she has 2 autistic children...I know she has at least one. As someone who worked (kinda works now) in the Special Ed. field I have seen parents BANKRUPT and do anything to get their kids therapies or ANYTHING they need...She had at least one autistic child (with the six) when she opted to go for more and I find that horrible. I mean, let alone 6 kids, add in a few disorders and think having 8 more is doable? I believe that she thought this would be a cash cow and it hasn't worked out like she wanted. She always claims " I was an only child and I didn't feel love from my mother"...
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The hole situation is clearly unacceptable for any civilized society. (if that's what US claims to be?)
I mean clearly she CAN NOT work, she's just to off and out there and whatever paycheck she gets will never be enough to support 14 children with a home, clothes and food.
On the other hand it is the absolutely worst thing anyone can do, to separate a mother from the children.
So I honestly don't know but surely USA is a better society and comunity than this?
Than a mother of 14 kids have to do fetish porn after following advice from Oprah?
Really? Is that the best you got over there???? Kind of sad and tells the true story of how things are, more than any CBS 60 minutes.
If I were American this would worry me.
This chick is so whacked. I watched that Oprah show, and loved every time Suze tried to smack her down and call her on her shit. (Oprah was much softer on her.)
Several times the camera would close in on Suze's face and her expression was like "Is anyone actually buying octo-mom's crazy excuses - this chick needs way more and different help than Oprah or I can offer."
I feel for those 14 kids. They have a rough life ahead of them living with that crazy broad.
I hope MK posts parts of the DVD when it comes out. I have a strong constitution. It'll also be Exhibit A in the CPS case against her.
So I'm guessing it's out of the question to get a real job? Also, is she still denying having plastic surgery?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Maybe Goopy could be called in to draft a list of ways to multi-task Octo's daily activities so she can maximize her earning potential as well as quality time with her kids. The list could start with:
1. Be born into a wealthy family with connections in a ridiculously over-payed industry requiring no brains, no hard work (just pretend for a living), no education, no morals.
2. Marry a rich rock star and hire help to do everything for you.
3. ....on second thought,never mind.
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Nadya was totally manipulating the audience "I'm looking for approval from women, waah waah."
Oh yeah? If she really wants that, she should start acting like a REAL mother and giving shit up so her kids can have a better life.
Whatever disorder she has, my SIL has it, too. The EXACT same situation, except she only has one kid. Same delusion, entitlement, financial irresponsibility, victim posture and blackmail ("If you don't help me, my child(ren) will suffer!"). It's uncanny.
Good. Nothing snotty to say about that.
Maybe she's starting to learn that you have to swallow your pride and do what you have to, for your kids. Most mothers know this instinctively.
The first clue that shit was wronger than wrong was when the networks passed on giving this delusional bitch a show. I loathe the other huge families that live off the voyeuristic nature of our current society but at least they were determined to not be such a huge liability that execs took one look at them and said, "No fucking WAY".
She very obviously is totally out of touch with reality and the fact that her wants and needs should have come dead last the minute she popped out her FIRST kid. Flash-forward 13 MORE kids and she's plumped, pinched, injected, stuffed and sucked to the hilt, treating herself like some sort of righteous queen on someone else's dime while her kids are the ones who suffer.
Let her do what she will to make money- WITHOUT her children being her responsibility.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:11am.
Suze Orman is right. This woman needs to do whatever it takes to care for her children. If the Kardashians can make money off of people's stupidity, then Octomom too should be able to capitalize off of the shitstorm the media has encouraged around her story in order to provide for her family. Those of you who think she can provide for 14 kids on a normal salary are living in a dream world. Or would you rather her go on welfare? This bitch needs a book or reality show deal. She needs to talk to Kate Gosselin about how to make this work for her family. The most important thing is that she feeds her kids, and not to worry about what some judgmental assholes think about her past (bad) decisions. Don't feel too indignant and uppity about the Octomom. All of us have done some dumb, fucked up shit in life. She and her children deserve good will at the very least. She's a fucking human being like everybody else after all. She's not evil, just dumb.
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Many wrongs don't make a right. Why encourage this sort of stupidity? Why give stupid people the 15 minutes because they have done something dumb and fucked up? So she can provide a very bad example for other fucked-up stupid people? Give me a break. The kids deserve better than this famewhore for a mother.
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and I'm sure this story ain't over yet. today, fetish porn, tomorrow will undoubtedly be a lot uglier. I'd like to feel bad for her, but then she keeps barfing up her college education and how she was on the road to her Master's degree. I'm immediately reminded about how unbelievably stupid even the most educated people are - I mean just look at the state of pretty much everything. this batty bitch has just begun to bring the crazy -