Meet Lunesta's New Spokesmess
Guess what? Remember when Steven Tyler broke his bones after falling off the stage during a concert in 2009? Turns out the bitch was high on the wrong shit. You might have to freebase a pill of Lunesta to deal with the shock of reading that piece of information. And Lunesta is the wrong kind of shit Steven was on. Steven admitted to David Letterman last night that he developed an addiction to snorting mounds of crushed up Lunesta pills.
"It's not any news here about my drug use and addictions in the past. A couple years ago, I was snorting Lunesta because of some problems with my feet. That shows you what kind of a drug addict I was, only the finest for me... I was looking for any excuse to get high."
The Steven Tyler of the old days probably double penetrated himself with a shot of heroin in the eyeballs and between the toes. And the Steven Tyler of today is raiding your guest room medicine cabinet for Lunesta. Chasing the dragon has been replaced by chasing that annoying Lunesta moth. But Steven doesn't have to worry about feeding his "Muppet Janice wearing a skin mask" face with sedatives anymore, because he's working with JLo now and I'm sure that's putting him to sleep.
via HuffPo
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Steven Tyler - The Howard Stern Show 1-18-2011 Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEIy760yWbA
Steven Tyler - The Howard Stern Show 1-18-2011 Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQjceaBNo_4
Steven Tyler - The Howard Stern Show 1-18-2011 Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCO5jdGehQ
Steven Tyler - The Howard Stern Show 1-18-2011 Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdmsTerhPo
Steven Tyler - The Howard Stern Show 1-18-2011 Part 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJxuUPvdsXE
Why is David Letterman's name in bold? This has nothing to do with him really...so what if it was on his show.
I heard of a staunch vegan that took Ambien
and she awakened to an empty package of her husbands
bacon on her chest - she had eaten the whole package
in her sleep - RAW.
so he went to rehab to detox off of Lunesta??? Now you know you are no longer cutting edge if you traded in heroin addiction for Lunesta addiction...that is some senior citizen shit right there....that is like being particular about your depends or something. Damn...all my idols are so uncool these days...and until AI gets shut down cause of that repulsive JLow...I refuse to watch...love Steve and his insane self...despise JLow to the depths of my soul....nasty autotuned bitch.
but to me marinol is the best, guilt free and i never had the widthdrawls i had with ambien, and with ambien you feel very moody, lunesta is more addictive, and it just makes you take more, is more like a downer.
but what i don't understand is the feet and lunesta?
do you wanted your feet to go to sleep?
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Anne Welles: Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
Neely O'Hara: They work faster. ."valley of the dolls"
Casey Anderson: There's juice freaks, and pill freaks, and then everybody's a freak! What you need is grass or a downer or something
Well, at least he is honest. Unlike some people who say they are being set-up, it was only gum, etc...........
Submitted by charlie m on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 1:30pm.
the king of all sedatives and downers is librium. it's usually only prescribed to people going through bad alcohol withdrawal, but if you got your hands on it it is a hell of a hangover cure and anything else for that matter.
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I wasn't that impressed with librium....I got it after a hell of a bender but it might as well been Tylenol to me.
I'm gonna try watching Idol but I'm not expecting too much.
Damn. I can only take half a Lunesta or I'm comatose for all of the next day. Comatose and extremely depressed. I don't get how this drug could make you high-wouldn't you just keel over?
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-MK
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 1:19pm.
I'm cuntfused. He was having problems with his feet and Lunesta helps? Or his club feet problems were keeping him awake, thus the Lunesta?
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Yeah I couldn't make that connection either. Problems with his feet? What is he, an old lady? Maybe he had hammer toes *shiver*..
OR BUNIONS!!!! ;P
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"Face aux moments difficiles, certains d'entre nous sont nés avec le crayon, d'autres avec la gomme. Moi, je n'ai jamais été capable de gommer ce que je vivais. Je dois vivre avec les choses étranges qui m'arrivent."~ Mo Hayder
What happened to huffing airplane model glue in #5 brown paper bags?
damn he morphing into keith richards
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
"It's not any news here about my drug use and addictions in the past. A couple years ago, I was snorting Lunesta because of some problems with my feet. That shows you what kind of a drug addict I was, only the finest for me... I was looking for any excuse to get high."
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Damn. That is a burnt statement, kettle.
*pokes self in the eye...smokes a bowl*
the king of all sedatives and downers is librium. it's usually only prescribed to people going through bad alcohol withdrawal, but if you got your hands on it it is a hell of a hangover cure and anything else for that matter.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I'm cuntfused. He was having problems with his feet and Lunesta helps? Or his club feet problems were keeping him awake, thus the Lunesta?
Anyway, I'm not impressed until he admits to snorting ants or something.
um yeah, i though that you whipped whip cream with beaters! thats how i've done it
and yeah Jack, i think one time i was in a shop and somebody said something about weed in the bong and then they wouldn't sell it to him!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
humph! in mah day you whipped cream with elbow grease, the old fashioned way.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/pomloplum?feature=mhum
country ghetto
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
LOL at uvy and special cracker!!!
bitchette - yes I know they know doofus but my buddy went in one time and asked for whippets and they kicked him out hHAHAHAHAH evidentally that word is forbidden!! so I went in and said I'm making a fuckload of pies this weekend and without saying another word, bitch said how many cases you need? LOL HOW MANY YOU GOT?!?!?!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Jack, you are so ghetto. LMFAO!
I haz no phobia about bats. I think. Never really came face to face with one. So....I'll let ya know if I ever do.
Snowy - when we do 2 at a time we call it the "double bubble"..... 3 at a time is the "triple ripple" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Oh man, in high school we would go to the grocery store & do wippits. Then once y friends got smart & went to restaurant supply store. I never wonder why I have such a bad remembery.
Loves Snowwy's new siggy!
*chanting as always*
When you are that old and rich what is the downside to keeping with your addiction? Besides no one likes a quitter.
Hey Jacko - were you WALKING ON SUNSHINE?????????
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 12:28pm.
Speaking of the stupid Lunesta moth... we went camping one time and one of them flew past me and I thought it was some kind of freakish, rare BAT! I HATE BATS!
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ME TOO!! I am srsly - as in srsly phobic, about bats. They just freak me out. I went to visit my sister once, (in Australia) and her room-mate had a pet baby fruit bat, which are very common in Queensland.
I didn't know this and he just appeared in the living room with this thing in his hand. I just FROZE because he was a bully and I knew if I even blinked or betrayed an iota of fear, he would throw it at my head or put it down my blouse or something. He was bringing it right up to my freakin' face and baby-talking to it and asking me if I wanted to feed it a bit of banana...
*curling up in fecal ball*
And that's not a misspelling.
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"Face aux moments difficiles, certains d'entre nous sont nés avec le crayon, d'autres avec la gomme. Moi, je n'ai jamais été capable de gommer ce que je vivais. Je dois vivre avec les choses étranges qui m'arrivent."~ Mo Hayder
an extreme rockstar knows has to deliver and not have little shit like alcohol and herion get in his way. such is the example with jimmy page and robert plant who were probable the biggest boozers and herion addicts of time delivering boogie mama:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKE2MnF1E8
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
LOL @ special cracker!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
RIGHT because at the head shop they don't know what you want them for
*pats Jack on the head*
like when they have signs up that say 'pipes are for tobacco use only'
mmmhhhhmmmm
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Who are these brave souls that are the first to experiment with this shit? Like, I wonder what'll happen if I crush this and snort it? I wonder what'll happen if I huff week old human waste? Who? The? Hell?
But anyway, the life and times of Jack are an HBO sitcom. HBO, are you paying attention?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
bitchette: both: doing it off the whipped cream can is the bootleg version, you can buy the actual canisters for a whipped cream machine (my parents had one HA) or in Florida we used to get them in the headshops, they come with the lil cracker thing and balloons!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
bitchette - we get them at a local head shop. Just tell em you're looking at making a shitload of pies this weekend and need whip cream cartidges hahahahahaha SO LAME but thats what I tell em!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 12:34pm.
you have to have a special "cracker" for them...
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You certainly are a special cracker, Jacko.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Whippets are really stupid. You have to get the supplies at a head shop, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
ooohhh ok. ;)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
LMFAO at koko's friend!!
Snowy HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!!!
We would do 2 at a time... if we did 3 at a time we passed out. no bueno.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Snowy- is it the actual canned whip cream? like how you're not supposed to spray it in your mouth right side up? or actually called whippits that you can buy at the store
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 12:25pm.
Snowy - a buddy of mine's bday was this past weekend and I got him a fifth of whiskey and 2 cases of whippits HAHAHAHAHAH!! We knocked out 4 cases in about 30 minutes. SO stupid! I hadn't done them in YEARS, his wife came in and our lips were blue and she was like WTF? hahahaha WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!
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I had a friend who would go to grocery stores and raid the dairy section where the whip cream was and just inhale the stuff right there. She ended up getting arrested because she passed out one time...for huffing Reddi-Whip.
bitchette - they are the co2-like cartridges that are used for whip cream... you have to have a special "cracker" for them... they blow in to a balloon and you inhale the gas... it gives you a quick WAH WAH WAH WAH vibrating feeling that lasts for a very short time. It's pretty lame and not very good for you LOL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
LOLOLOL Jack look at my new siggy
Bitchette they are the canisters to make whipped cream, you get like a minute high off of them where you can't stop laughing, afterwards you have THE WORST headache, haven't done them since college but Jack is not so cautious obviosuly, LOL
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
I love to take whippits to festivals. My ex called them "hippie crack."
Jack! WTF ARe WHIPPITS??
and so- then it just hits you quicker being all dozy and sleepy and weird? sounds like a fucking party. now why why why?! would you choose to do that when there are so many more actually FUN drugs out there?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Speaking of the stupid Lunesta moth... we went camping one time and one of them flew past me and I thought it was some kind of freakish, rare BAT! I HATE BATS!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
When I worked at Crate and Barrel we'd have these burnouts come in and ask for a case of nitrous refills for making whipped cream. They said they were culinary students.
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"I'd be surprised if there was even an engine in that festering whore sled.
UK car advert.
Snowy - a buddy of mine's bday was this past weekend and I got him a fifth of whiskey and 2 cases of whippits HAHAHAHAHAH!! We knocked out 4 cases in about 30 minutes. SO stupid! I hadn't done them in YEARS, his wife came in and our lips were blue and she was like WTF? hahahaha WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I don't know about Lunesta, but Ambien will fuck your shit up. If you go to sleep after you take it, you're probably fine. However, twice after taking it, I went to sleep, but discovered in the morning that I had eaten ridiculous amounts of food while I thought I was asleep. One time, it was an entire box of granola bars!
If you don't go to sleep after taking it, you are seriously fucked. I had hallucinations like crazy. My mom took some of mine one night and didn't go to sleep, and she freaked out.
snowy - the bookkeeper is eating something that literally smells like dirty ass.
*huah huah*
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 12:13pm.
I could hear everything and everybody around me, but my body couldn't get up
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As someone who has experienced sleep paralysis several times, I think this is just the absolute worst feeling ever. Why would ANYONE take this drug if this is how it makes them feel?
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because that was my sleeping stage somehow ? and i thought (figured out) if this is the only way I'm be "sleeping" then be it,
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 11:45am.
Am I the only one who finds that Lunesta moth creepy and frightening? Seriously, a green thingy hovering over your shoulder while you sleep (stealing your soul, feasting on your flesh...).
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I once worked in an office trailer on a construction site in the middle of nowhere, and my boss had left the window in his office open overnight. I opened the door, and there were at least 50 of those bright green motherfuckers attached to shit all over that room. I didn't know they were considered moths. The moths *I* was familiar with are little white things that flutter around lights, and these just sort of hung there, barely moving. Yuck. Creepy with a capital CREEP.
My girl cat used to have a thing for the Ambien rooster. She'd freak out and attack the tv any time that commercial came on.
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"In the early 1900's with old-timey methods, farmers was losin' 30% of their crops to insects and disease. Now with your modern herbicides, pesticides, insecticides, what have you, they're losin' 30%. Just facts and figgers." - The Accountant
I knew a police officer who took Ambien and it fucked him up. He called 911 on a girl he knew and tried to tell the other officers she was suicidal, when they showed up at her door she didn't know what was going on. He also did crazy things like get in his car late at night and drive over to people's houses and wouldn't remember a thing the next day. That drug will screw you up..