Introducing Flynn Kerr-Bloom
In case you couldn't tell from staring at this picture, Flynn Kerr-Bloom is the one with a face full of Kerr-tit and he's Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's brand new 12-day-old son. Miranda posted this picture of leche time as well as a few words about her new bundle of awww on her blog:
On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. We cherish him. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without drugs or painkillers and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.Thank you everyone for your beautiful well wishes and your lovely thoughts and comments. I haven’t had a lot of time to read many comments or to respond, but please know I will when I do get a chance.
The attached picture is one that Orlando took of us.
Much love Miranda and Orlando
Birthing a 10 pound baby without lining her spine with epidural after epidural? Bitch must've had the Fellowship of ALL the Rings in the delivery room with her. Gandalf was throwing all kinds of "coochie loosening" spells in there.
And as for the name Flynn.... I once knew a Pomeranian named Flynn who always bit at my ex-boyfriend's feet, so I actually like the name. But Flynn paired with Kerr-Bloom sounds like my drunk ass slurring every which way while trying to order a flavored sake bomb. Miranda and Orlando are working with "Kerr-Bloom" and they throw Flynn in front of it? They could've went with something like Co Kerr-Bloom, or Po Kerr-Bloom, or Bam Kerr-Bloom. Something that really puts the BOOM in Bloom.
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come on why the hell damn celebs gotta post photos of their private lives & then they go around yammmering "we want our privacy"
its cause you stoopid celebs do dumb shit like this & then bitch when paps hound your ass
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Her fingertips must be red from blending in all the blush & lipstick...But she is soooo natural!
Stessie, they did get married. It just wasn't a huge ordeal.
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all i remember about orlando is that it's a place in florida and it's the name of the dude whose shitty ass acting had him staring off into space as that elf legolas and giving us random little gems of 'NO SHIT SHERLOCK' obviousness or simply just announcing things when they happened in a really dramatic type voice. 'the craiban from dunland'...(um yes thank u for that useless overly dramatic emotive bullshit legolas) now on to the hot elves.
what a lovely photo. congrats to them!
and fuckingclassy: congrats on your international upbringing, but please shut your pie hole and stop making such stupid sweeping generalizations of American mothers. geez.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 10:59am.
@Falmouth a C-Section cost 10x more than natural childbirth. Insurance companies frown upon it.
Don't agree. C-sections are often more per immediate procedure, but only by a few thousand dollars. Insurance companies prefer them because a malpractice or wrongful-birth verdict, which can start at $10m and rise sharply (plus defense and expert fees of maybe $2m or more), makes C-sections better overall for insurers.
Here's an NIH study that suggests, all in, C-sections are cheaper:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17286718
"I could not have done it without him"....??
*king size eye roll*
Flynn for the win. I live up north in Canada where we don't have epidurals. We are one step from squatting in the woods while giving birth. That being said when I had my boy, I went into full labour but could not get my big headed boy out. I had an emergency c-section and I don't feel like less of a woman nor do I feel that I have less of a bond with my boy. To each their own.
what a sweet pic... =)
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Can't throw any hate at this, gorgeous picture, sweet little baby, Orlando is a lucky dude. She looks so damn radiant- I looked like shit that the cat hat dragged through a hedge, and then vomited on, until my daughter was at least 6 months old.
Laughing my ass off at Kerr-Bloom though. Kerr-Bloom!! That is fucking hilarious, why on earth not Bloom-Kerr guys??? Flynn is cute though. All in all this story made me smile a real happy smile. Congratulations beautiful people on making a beautiful baby. Almost makes me broody for another...ALMOST.
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OMG... *DIES LAUGHING* :)thats a pretty picture, btw :)
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Sweet photo. Makes me kinda want a babyfriend of my own.
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Submitted by watermethodgirl on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 12:05pm.
Yeah, lol, I got my ugly models mixed up :D
Submitted by Mama Moore on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 8:51pm.
Why not have a root canal without drugs? What are you a pussy or something?
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I know people who have done this. I have a phobia of the dentist and would rather have my arm broken then have teeth pain.
OT - I can't hate on this. Overshare? Maybe, especially with the pain/drugs comments. But I didn't see any judgement there. Trust me, if I had given birth to a 10lb kid with no drugs I'd be so proud of that I would put it on my Xmas cards. That's no small feat. But its a sweet picture and she looks happy.
Not that having a smaller kid isn't an achievement in and of itself.
I usually make fun of everything, but this picture I am totally jealous of. Yes, she has her make up on and a nice robe, but Orlando is there with her and her baby taking the picture, her baby has a really nice shaped head and big,fat, and healthy. Orlando Bloom has the best hair in hollywood and chances are the baby will have his good hair. Why don't they get married if they are so happy?
About the big baby no drugs? I think that is stupid. What did she have to prove?
Lara Stone is married to David Walliams, isn't she?
What a kerfuffle!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 8:11am.
My heart melted. Sweet photo.
I think giving birth without drugs is no big deal because that's what women have done for 99.9999999999999999999% of human history, so whatever.
But I'm still proud of having done it. No disrespect for women who get the epidural because I can certainly understand it, but it was just a personal challenge to myself and I did it. Nothing to do with anyone else. It's like running the marathon - it's about bragging or proving that you're better, it's a personal thing.
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Well said, Hekki. I had both of mine without an epidural and when my friends ask me why, I just say because I felt like I could. Thinking of both of my grandmothers who gave birth to 8 children each at home with just a midwife kind of motivated me. I'm made of tough stock, I can do it. Also, as crazy as it sounds, I was terrified of the huge needle going in my back. I couldn't stand the idea of being paralyzed down there. That was a huge mental factor--what if they do it wrong, what if it gives me long term problems, what if this and that. Truth be told, having them naturally also cemented my resolve to have two and stop right there. No way I was doing that again!
Lol, models are no longer supposed to be pretty, only thin and weird-looking... look at that dutch eyebrowless chick who is dating a royal or some kind of celeb. The one with the buck teeth. She has to be one of the ugliest human beings I have ever seen in my life and she still books jobs...
ED: Groogle tells me her name is Lara Stone. *shudders*
Hekki - it makes me remember when I finally figured out how to breastfeed laying in bed, I was SO FUCING RELIEVED! HAHAHAH!!!
If you look at the majority of models, they are very plain looking when not on the runway or in a magazine.
They get chosen actually FOR being plain because they are like a blank canvas. And most models are skinny little bitches with no hips because designers can easily throw their creations on them.
People breed like rats if you haven't noticed.
idk, feels like the battle of the VS models to me. Miranda or Gisele..which one did it better...*yawn*...I've done it all three ways, one Nat, one Epi, and one C-section, and have to say from my own personal experience, the birth with the epidural was SOOOO much more enjoyable and happy =) And congrats to those who can nurse, I had only one that could get it right and it was a special connection between me and him, but you're not going to find any photos of it posted on my facebook.
parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 11:11am.
She's very photogenic....and skinny. Maybe that's why. I think she has a bobble-head.
Dee, no. She is kind of plain. I don't get why she is such a huge model.
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parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 11:06am.
You saw her in person, right? Is she this purdy in real life?
Dee, I agree. beautiful pic, but they should have kept this one private.
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I think this a sweet picture. Maybe not for the masses, but whatever.
@Falmouth a C-Section cost 10x more than natural childbirth. Insurance companies frown upon it.
That's a nice picture of mom and baby.
Submitted by watermethodgirl on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 10:01am.
I googled episiotomy! Oh good Lawd I am dying right now! As if I wasn't traumatized enough already! I swear I will never ever get pregnant!
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They should tell teenage girls to google that shit before they go out and get knocked up! 100% guaranteed birth control method.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 10:53am.
Well, it IS painful and bloody. Which is why it's convenient to be knocked the fuck out when it happens, or at least be on some good shit.
Submitted by M.E.: "Seeing this pic ALMOST makes me want another baby.
A L M O S T!"
M.E., me too.
It made me tear up a little.
Flynn Bloom ?? Needs more syllables.
Mickey: In the US, childbirth is considered a dangerous pathological, medical event, not a natural, happy one.
YOU COULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BABY COULD DIE!!!!! IT'S PAINFUL!!! IT'S BLOODY!!!! BE VERY VERY VERY AFRAID!!!! IT'S SCARY!!! DID WE MENTION YOU COULD DIE?!!!!?!!!!!!!
Seeing this pic ALMOST makes me want another baby.
A L M O S T!
I pulled a muscle in my back yesterday which makes laughing sh!t, that was worth it.
I think that is a beautiful photo.
I didn't look that fresh or rested 12 days after either child.
And good God, my chichi's were like quadruple the size of hers.
At least she's not scared of smothering her baby with ginormous bewbs.
alty - when my ex wife had our baby girl I also asked for the "husband stitch"... of course I could not have cared less about her pooty-poo, I wanted her damn mouth stitched shut and apparently that is frowned upon.
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I guess they saw "Tron: Legacy" right before they picked a name for the child.
Separated my pelvis with no 1. Got induced 2 weeks early with no 2 who was bigger, just to be safe. Left to lie alone crying for an hour while a team stood over me and discussed my situation because they made my family leave, incase of lawsuits.
God bless epidurals. And that pic is wonderful.
Oh, and jack-
Google the husband stitch. Got that treatment with 2. Sitting was SO fun.
Submitted by watermethodgirl on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 10:01am.
I googled episiotomy! Oh good Lawd I am dying right now! As if I wasn't traumatized enough already! I swear I will never ever get pregnant!
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"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
i opted not to have natural labor but the epidural or whatever they gave me didn't work so i felt everything! anyone who chooses to do that gets my respect but i couldn't do it again. worse pain ever and thats why i am not having anymore kids.
I recently gave birth and didn't have an epidural but i did take the pain killers. BTW, The pain killers do not work. No one ever talks about the tearing though, and I bet she tore pretty good. That is why I think women always say they didn't use the pain killers or an epidural...You want to think you had some control over the situation but you do not!
I googled episiotomy! Oh good Lawd I am dying right now! As if I wasn't traumatized enough already! I swear I will never ever get pregnant!
She has a smug look on her face
Thanks, Hekki, and good point! If you had that much sex, it stands to reason with all the working out it'd be tighter.
Also,
Good God you guys. This is hollyweird. Never trust whatever the fuck they tell you. She could be lying and be hopped up on every painkiller from here to kingdom come and we wouldn't know. We ALL KNOW she doesn't have birthing hips. She just stressed the no-epi thing because it's the cool thing to say when you get a new baby friend. No one know the truth. I can only say for sure she didn't get a c-section because that would ruin her future panty shots.
And yes, that is a very nice pic and she looks beautiful and ahem, natural.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
ubmitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 8:40am.
I'm always offended because it doesn't even make sense. Slutty does not equal loose vagina! Lazy vagina equals loose vagina!!!
Even if you fuck three guys a day, you could still have a really tight one.
Really? Your labia minora gets really fucked up though. Like MK says, beef curtains. When I first watched porn (17?)I was really freaked out and confused cos my vagina didn't look anything like that.
It was also hilarious cos they keep screaming "fuck my tight pussy" and shit.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
that is the luckiest baby on the planet... nom
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH