Kelly Preston Explains Why Scientologists Have To Keep Their Mouth Holes Shut During Labor

I was very happy to Supra Shoes, I gave his work number down, and do not Supra Muska know whether this move that my dollar is counterfeit. My God, seeing all over the detectors, and he told me come back tomorrow! I had to come to the fire, and I swear I’ll get you for this,Supra Skytop 2 Shoes! Then I hit the 95,559 grumblets to go! I have a few,Womens Supra Vaider Shoes, yes, ah, so I let him count them again, he does not squint at me friconclusionly, and then lay down cash registers, Supra TK Societythe last two thousand four hundred whole, a point not less. He did not believe, add one, and finally did not even apologize and seek the Supra Footwear mode is very unpleasant.

I recall Kelly Preston being engaged to Charlie Sheen in the early 90s. She broke it off with him after he "accidentally" shot her in the arm. I guess you can say she literally dodged a bullet by dumping him and trading up for Travolta.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:43am.
Just a tip to the people trashing all religions: you're actually legitimizing Scienobotology by insisting that all others are as bad as it is (which they aren't - not morally or culturally).

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At least scientoloonies don't picket soldiers funerals with signs like 'God hates fags', beat their wives for not wearing a burkah, say that black people will only get into heaven as a slave, or fly planes into the twin towers

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"Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:43am.Just a tip to the people trashing all religions: you're actually legitimizing Scienobotology by insisting that all others are as bad as it is (which they aren't - not morally or culturally)."
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Thank you-I dont view Scientology as a religion-more like a cult that is all about money-I mean the stuff they spout is the most ridiculous mind bending dribble-their interest is finding a way to control and yeah they act like mobsters when crossed or challenged-not the 1000s of minions, theyre totally brain washed -but the higher ups.
I used to live in Hollywood and they used to park on our street when there wasnt enough fucking parking for the residents-I was always saying to them that as their organisation owned alot of Hollywood Blvd they should be providing parking for them-it was like talking to a bunch of martians!-shit talk about dont drink the koolaid!
As regards Kelly Preston and her psycho martian babble about how normal and calm her kids all are/were....what about the fact that her and Johnny clearly could not/would not come to terms with the fact that Jett Travolta was either autistic or mentally ill and could probably have benefited from the correct medication.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

I believe all religions are 100% made up, but in most you don't get stalked, threatened, and sued when you leave.

And as someone else mentioned, in most cases people come by their religious beliefs in childhood. Their family tells them this stuff from an early age. You can see how they would end up believing it. But these fuckers, they buy this line as adults. That is a special kind of stupid.

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Scientology is as legit as any religion i.e. not at all. All religion is 100% bullshit. She doesn't deserve special hectoring for her beliefs. I mean, what if she believed the world was created in 7 days, that Jesus was born to a virgin, and half the world could kill the other half because each has a different view. At least no wars are currently waging because of Scientology. It's all shit.
My pregnancy hormones are contributing to this rant..........

Dementa: All religions in my opinion are bullshit. There is no "legitimacy" among them. $cientology has just managed to garner the most gullible and stupid (i.e., celebrities).

Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 11:49pm.
L Ron was more into Satan and Scientology was just a way to get rich and avoid paying taxes. His son L Ron Jr. admits Scientology is basically black magic.

Read this Penthouse article: ( I just read it for the articles, honest!)

http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien240.html
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I read that a few years ago and it scared the shit out of me. L R Jr. is a failed abortion? What a way to go through life.

This entire "religion" coughcultcough is just ridiculous.

OMFG! I just can't with these assholes.

@dementa: O, I don't know. All religions have their crosses to bear, so to speak. Joseph Smith could have been just as big a fraud as L. Ron., eeeeeeasily. And, in some cases, the founders of the religion had pure intentions but the road to hell and all that...people along the way have taken those concepts and turned them into something ugly. Mostly BECUZ they are a powerful method of control. I can't actually think of one religion that has been able to avoid that.

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Just a tip to the people trashing all religions: you're actually legitimizing Scienobotology by insisting that all others are as bad as it is (which they aren't - not morally or culturally).

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Laughing my ass off! "He's peaceful and gentle and very ...present."

He's a BABY!

Hahahahahaha! If only he could crawl away from all of this garbage. He would no longer be present.

What she needs to do is explain how beards can get shot and still rise from the dead to collect paycheck after paycheck from their gay husband.

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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 11:31pm.
I am sure the pillow she pushed out would not have minded a lot of screaming and yelling.
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So let us say that this is an accurate call of what happened.
Than we also must accept that the poor person who actually birthed the baby was FORCED to give birth ala LRH criteria. How fair is that?

Well she is batshit crazy. However all religion is made up nonsense. Some of it just older than others. So in a way, she is entitled to her delusions as anyone else who follows a belief.
Now lets discuss the fairies at the bottom of my garden........

*giggles even more*

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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green

not that a 48 yr old cannot conceive naturally in some rare cases, but does she really want us to believe that they didn't use invitro? what's the big deal if they did anyway? or is that against their "religion"?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:20am.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:58am.

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You lost me in a fit of giggles at "fagmo".

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I believe they had to shut Fagmo after Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed...

The fact that “intelligent” people fall for this shit makes you realize as history has taught us, you can rally people to act and do pretty much ANYTHING if you sell it properly.

The other poor child is so quite he's DEAD! And I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of these two fuckwads. If the kid had of gotten the PROPER medical attention he might still be alive.

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:58am.

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You lost me in a fit of giggles at "fagmo".

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Do you think that they know how absolutely fucking stupid that bullshit sounds? Anytime you have a sentence that says "Ron L Hubbard said..." you have lost all credibility. Period. I hope that damn spaceship shows up soon to cart their crazy asses back to Xenu. Freaks...and not in a good way.

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Speaking of Scieno kids, did anyone see the Rachel Ray episode with Leah Remini? Yeah, her kid is reeeeeaaaalll well-adjusted, quiet and happy.

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I kind of agree with it, the way she explains it.

My first two kids were born in a nice quiet birth center with natural light and it was as peaceful as it could have been.

The lastwas born on a stretcher in basically the hallway of L&D with people walking by, and it was noisy and chaotic. If it had been my first time giving birth, it would have been traumatic.

So I kind of understand what they mean. If only they cared so much about the baby after it was born.

Submitted by Raven: "god i hate this woman, her husband, the whack religion they claim and everything about them.

i too felt like she wasn't torn up over Jett. and i agree with the person who said that she is as mean as her character in Jerry Maguire. i've always thought that too."

I TOTALLY AGREE. I know that John was heartbroken and wrecked, but I think Kelly was relieved when Jett died. I can just picture this cold cunt rolling her eyes and being like "John... John... we can just make another one. Another GOOD one, okay?"

Uh, sorry to be rude, but didn't they have a retarded kid that dropped dead? How's that whole silent birth thing working with that?

I believe that Kelly could have actually carried the baby herself --- but no way in hell did the REs use one of her eggs. And yes, there were Reproductive Endocrinologists used to prepare her uterus for implantation and to steer it away from menopause. After all, I have read where women in their sixties have been able to get pregnant via IVF and donor eggs, so why not Kelly Preston?

I also remember reading that John was 'proud' of Kelly for keeping quiet when she broke her arm while pregnant. Talk about a true believer quite unlike Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes and....John Travolta.

These people are so brainwashed, it's not even funny. How can they believe all that bullshit?

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Hell is waiting patiently for you and your gay fag hubby, you stupid fucking bitch.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.

My personal running joke is.... if you want your movie to bomb, put Kelly Preston in it. Can you think of one successful movie she has been in??

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With my first child I had no drugs and she turned out to be a crier. With my second I had an epidural which put me in la-la land and I was soooo calm and sleepy and my second child was a lot easier to handle so maybe there's something to that method. My question is: Why not epidurals for everyone??!!

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i can't stand her fake soft affected voice. ditto for katie holmes

or maybe because her face is boxtoxed to death?

Her bio on Wikipedia says:

"She was briefly engaged to Charlie Sheen in 1990, but ended the relationship shortly after he accidentally shot her in the arm."

Whaaaaa???

I wonder if they blame themselves for Jett's autism, because of something that Scientology had them believe went wrong during his gestation/birth. Even worse, I wonder if they blame Jett for Jett's autism, seeing as being ill is considered a sign of lack of faith for Scienos.

I am a bit non-plussed that nobody managed to Sharon Tate this cow and her ugly fucking pig fetus, if the face-like-a-turd dead retard Jett was any indicaton of this vag lump's physical future. She and her gay fucking fagmo douchebag husbad need to sit down, shut the fuck up, and stop pretending they know shit about shit because the last time I checked, he rulll gay, she ain't had a hit since SpaceCamp, and they don't exactly have the greatest fucking track record keeping their crotch fruit alive. What anybody has to learn from this ugly goddamn fucking cunt and her ridiculous shit wig besides the art of hiding a surrogate escapes me faster than the brainless, generic gym rat tricks escape from underneath Revolta's meaty fucking arm waddle in the morning after palming the sweaty wad of cash he left them on the dresser. Anybody still trying to convince the world that $cientology is anything but some retarded fucking 50's geek dream of a money-making scheme after the Tom Cruise debacle of the earlier aughts, again on the TODAY SHOW no less, really is one dumb fucking hosebeast cunt of a pig shit bitch. Set this piece of shit whore on fire, liquify and render her fatty fatty fat-fat Weeble Wobble partner in grime and mix their fetid remains into a toxic paste we can choke their fucking crotchrot children to death with. The world is better off without this family.

Submitted by Noir Easter on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:28am.
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Ok! i feel better ; 0

Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:04am.
i can't help it. every time i hear someone is a scientologist, i think they're dumb. is that wrong? if i find out someone is mormon, i think, hey, they're dumb, but they are probably nice. other religions, well, i could go on all day about my prejudices.

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As I clicked into this thread, my one immediate thought was "she's (Preston) an idiot".
I wouldn't call it prejudice, some groups chant stupid theology.
These folks have to be soft in the head to subscribe as they do in some of these ridiculous cults.
The only ones I wouldn't call dumb are the heads of these cults that reap in all the cash. We can call them crafty or scummy, depending on the mood.
Kelly Preston and the rest are dupes and dopes.
Mormons I have more sympathy for as it's a bred way of life for most, they were born unto it and raised inside it, they know no better (indoctrination)
I have no shame smacking down the fools of Scientology, most subscribed to the lunacy as adults -they chose it to fill their vacant hollows. Idiots for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSZhwu1Rwo

The "Kingdom of God"people with the Nike's and black capes....look at homeboy's pupil's....

i can't help it. every time i hear someone is a scientologist, i think they're dumb. is that wrong? if i find out someone is mormon, i think, hey, they're dumb, but they are probably nice. other religions, well, i could go on all day about my prejudices.

I think it's pretty safe to say she let slip a few pretty loud squeals birthing Jett.

Just sayin'.

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And I'll just add to that that it's no good if it's all unicorns and rainbows either becuz that won't prepare them to deal with stress later in life. If they don't some practice get it in those first five yo - they could be seriously fucked. SO while I'm not implying it's a good idea to bring stress into your baby's life it's better to relax about it and use those moments to role model and guide like: How to deal with this fucked up world 101, you know? Cuz, yeah - they're gonna need that.

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I bet the kid came out smelling like the inside of a turkey baster and abject shame.

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I guess anything is better than having to listen to Kelly Prestons pickle farts for the last nine months.

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LMAO!!!

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