I Don't Need Anything..... And I Really Don't Need This
Some of you are hoping that the sun won't come out tomorrow, so you won't ever have to see the remake of Annie starring WILLOW SMITH! (Okay, even if the sun doesn't come out tomorrow they can still shoot this remake using high-powered lights and fake plants, but who cares about technicalities!) Variety is hearing that the mind of Will Smith and the professional butchers at Sony may bring us another film adaptation of Annie with Willow in the title role and Jay-Z serving as music consultant.
The remake is just in development stages right now, but there's a good chance it will move forward since The Karate Kid starring Jaden Smug Smith was such a huge hit ($350 million worldwide). Variety doesn't know if they will update Annie by bringing it into 2011 (they will).
Will and Jada.... Those two. You know, most parents record their children's talent shows and then show it to everybody who comes over. That's annoying, but it's normal. Will and Jada get production companies to invest millions of dollars into their children's talent shows and then they charge all of us $12 a ticket to see that shit. They must be stopped!
But seriously, I've never liked that whiny brat Annie anyway. She sucks. Whenever she yodels out "Tomorrow", I say a little prayer that her dog bites her in the mouth to shut her ass up. Miss Hannigan (who will be played by Beyonce or Queen Latifah or Nicki Minaj in the remake) is the real victim in that story!
Even though I have no real attachment to Annie, I still think Willow is the wrong choice. Willow's biggest hit is "Whip My Hair" and Annie's ginge fro doesn't move at all! It's physically impossible.
The right choice for the role of Annie is Rihanna. And she showed us why when she arrived at some club in L.A. last night. I present to you...RIANNIE!
"The sun will come out tomorrow, although I won't be able to see it since this overgrown red fern blocks my fucking vision!"
When RiRi's done with the Annie remake, she can also make a Sideshow Bob movie and a Carrot Top biopic.
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I was very happy to Supra Shoes, I gave his work number down, and do not Supra Muska know whether this move that my dollar is counterfeit. My God, seeing all over the detectors, and he told me come back tomorrow! I had to come to the fire, and I swear I’ll get you for this,Supra Skytop 2 Shoes! Then I hit the 95,559 grumblets to go! I have a few,Womens Supra Vaider Shoes, yes, ah, so I let him count them again, he does not squint at me friconclusionly, and then lay down cash registers, Supra TK Societythe last two thousand four hundred whole, a point not less. He did not believe, add one, and finally did not even apologize and seek the Supra Footwear mode is very unpleasant.
The Wiz was based on the Wizard of Oz, but yeah i guess they're going to give the same treatment to Annie. They probably got the brilliant idea from that JayZ song he sampled years ago. I think it was Hard knocked life?
Further proof that the end is near, folks.
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It's because for Jada. She has always been an obnoxious hater.
willow.. willow? wait, WILLOW?? i.. like that name!! interesting, and a stem off dads name will.. cute!! i'd say up there with "Piper", i know hate on it :( *insert picture of warwick davis here*
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Well, the original Annie was a ginger, so it makes some sense that in remake she´ll be a........ You know, never mind.
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 6:48pm.
Well, in her defense she was already like this before Chris Brown, so she might just be naturally stupid.
Rihanna is living proof that head trauma resulting in brain damage can take months, even years to manifest itself.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:06pm.
You know what would really make this great?
If Daddy Warbucks is still white.
LOL! Fun!
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Wasn't that called Different Strokes?
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LOL! You know...I thought of that. I was kinda hoping no one would notice cuz I was TRYING to be original. But really Daddy Warbucks should be black and all the little homeless children can stay white. But now they look like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmjgKET5nfA
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Willow Smith looks like an alien, and sings like a peacock. I doubt anyone will go to see this version of "Annie". Will Smith and his wife are both idiot Scientologists, I can't stand them.
Scientology motto is "Do as Thou Wilt" Alistair Crowley favorite sentence, this partly explains this family's delusional view of their talentless children.
LOL MY BRAIN R BROKE TODAY. Wrong post.
Also, GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT, Robyn. Geez. You either seem unable to dress yourself, or you hire people who hate you to do that for you.
I can't stand the fucking Smiths. Get this little girl's ass back to school so that she has a chance at not becoming a dumbass like her famewhoring parents! And not a Scieno school, while we're at that.
OH GOODIE GOODIE! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MAGICAL CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, CAN'T WAIT TO HAND OVER MY MOVIE MONEY TO THIS FAMILY, CAN'T WAIT TO HAND MY MONEY OVER SO THESE KIDS CAN WALK AROUND THINKING THEY ARE ABOVE THE REST OF US.
THANK YOU WILL!
Remaking "Annie" should be a crime. Fuck this bullshit!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
It kind of makes me sick that her acting career is just be handed to her on a "silver platter". Poor people that have to work 2-3 jobs to support themselves because they are strugling to become actors.
For the sake of minorities (children and adults) having characters to watch and look up to and play if they ever want to act, I say this is awesome. I would pay for a ticket just to support it, and I would go stoned to make it entertaining for myself.
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"....she just brings that book along incase she needs to beat a bitch over the head. A book is just a medieval Blackberry."
-MK
The Smiths are raising these little turds to have huge egos just like themselves.
You know, I hate this kid and the whole Will Smith clan more and more with each passing day.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Another bit of Annie trivia - My mom worked in the building used for Daddy Warbucks' house for years. Still works for Monmouth University, but in a different building. That movie is like their claim to fame, "Annie was filmed here". I had my wedding pictures taken there, in Daddy Warbucks' big foyer/ballroom with the marble steps. It's called Wilson Hall, and now it's administrative offices and classrooms.
I'd have a lot more respect for them if they auditioned and went to a performing arts school, or hell, ANY school, like everyone else. There are kids on Broadway who actually can sing, without autotune, who deserve a shot. Fuck, even Aaron Spelling tried to keep the illusion of propriety by making Tori audition for 90210 and not giving her Brenda (which I've heard is what she wanted). These two honestly don't care who knows that they are buying their kids' careers.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:06pm.
You know what would really make this great?
If Daddy Warbucks is still white.
LOL! Fun!
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Wasn't that called Different Strokes?
On the topic of "Annie", I actually like the idea of different versions being done.
-especially theatre productions/music.
You couldn't drag me to an Annie show as is. But maybe if it was taken up a thousand kilowatts and decibels I'd go.
Right about now Chris Brown is thanking bejeezus he let that bitch go.
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Why is it that Black People Steal shows form the White People and think nothing of it? They Stole Wild Wild West, Honey Mooners, now Annie. I can only wonder how the Black People would react if White People stole Sanford and Son, Good Times, Cosby Show. Make your own shows and stop stealing form the White People.
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Even the damn dog is giving her a 'BITCH PLEASE' shove
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Hey guys, listen to this review of "Whip My Hair." This guy totallyblasts the shit out of li'l Willow.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/29037-ep-15-q...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
*tries out for the big mean one*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:03pm.
ITA but then I picture what her mug shot will look like in a few years and feel all warm and fuzzy again
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Yeah that's gonna be good! Except you know Will will somehow use it as a promo shot for some POS remake this brat will star in. Maybe they can remake the Betty Broderick story
They should totally remake this and call it "Lil' Orpha NayNay."
Um, yeah....
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
I'm sure Stoney could get a part as an dancing orphan chile
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"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
LMAO Uvy
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:05pm.
*prepares resume and audition tapes*
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*pats casting couch*
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Bitchette, I think it's "Let's Go To The Movies" I love that part, too.
*cries*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*prepares resume and audition tapes*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:55pm.
Looking at that photo of Willow is the visual equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard to me. How can such a young child have already affected such an infuriatingly smug, superior, snotty and pretentious countenance?
Oh yeah. She's a SMITH.
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ITA but then I picture what her mug shot will look like in a few years and feel all warm and fuzzy again.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
bitchette would make a much better Annie.
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
I guess Daddy Warbucks will be played by an anorexic, pillow lipped, heroin addict?
YAY!!!
TOMORROW TOMORROW I LOVE YA TOMORRROOWWWW!!!!
actually my favorite part is where they're getting ready to go see the show, but i can't remember what they sing.
also the part where they trick miss hanagan so annie can sneak out
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Looking at that photo of Willow is the visual equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard to me. How can such a young child have already affected such an infuriatingly smug, superior, snotty and pretentious countenance?
Oh yeah. She's a SMITH.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:53pm.
It's PART OF THE STORY that Annie has red hair and freckles. And I bet they will take the tap dancing completely out of it. *sigh*
*hires bitchette to play annie*
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Tap dancing to be replaced by "I whip my hair back and forth."
It's PART OF THE STORY that Annie has red hair and freckles. And I bet they will take the tap dancing completely out of it. *sigh*
*hires bitchette to play annie*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:27pm.
I agree with Angel_i, Daddy Warbucks needs to remain a rich, white bald guy...
Is Bruce Willis available?
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He's pretty much done raising Ashton by now, so probably.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
rotten_egg I heard they are remaking the Jefferson's with an all Asian cast... (kidding)
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
i'm a ginger and it
breaks my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And these kids kick off their "acting careers" in unoriginal remakes. That shows quite a lot to me. I haven't seen the Karate Kid bootleg with the other Smith kid and I don't plant to. I don't mean that the original was Oscar material, but at least it became an 80's classic. Recent remakes of old movies are all about the CGI and CGI and stunts and cheap action. Not interested.
And not to be tiresome, but since when did Annie become a black kid? wasn't she always a white freckled ginger?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I agree with Angel_i, Daddy Warbucks needs to remain a rich, white bald guy...
Is Bruce Willis available?
The Wiz was based on the Wizard of Oz, but yeah i guess they're going to give the same treatment to Annie. They probably got the brilliant idea from that JayZ song he sampled years ago. I think it was Hard knocked life?
Further proof that the end is near, folks.
Epic fail!!!
wiz with Michael Jackson. Failed
Carmen with beyonce . failed
karate kid with jaden smith .failed
now Annie!!!!!!!!!! hell to the no! major fail.
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'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?Homer Simpson.
You know what would really make this great?
If Daddy Warbucks is still white.
LOL! Fun!
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
An all black Annie??? Snow way!!!!!!!!! FAIL.
is THIS what being in Xeno gets you?????
*insert eyeroll*
And, Rihanna is disgusting. She needs to give it up already.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008