The Texting Fountain Lady Comes Out
Well, what do you know? The girl who fell into a mall fountain, because she wasn't paying attention while texting is not a 20-something text addict like I originally thought. She's a 49-year-old born again Christian who is putting together a lawsuit against the Berkshire Mall in Wyomissing, PA for laughing at her fail instead of checking to see if she's alright.
Cathy Cruz Marrero, who just started a job at the mall, tells The Reading Eagle (via DM) that she was texting a message to a church friend when suddenly she found herself with a face full of water and fountain pennies. Cathy shook off her embarrassment and shuffled off without knowing that the security footage would soon be seen by over a million laughing hos. Cathy is not amused.
"My issue is I don't think security was professional because they didn't send anyone to check on me until 20 minutes later and I had already left. Instead of laughing, they should have said, 'Is she OK?' and been down there right away to check on me."
Cathy's lawyer adds that they are investigating the "incident" and will take legal action:
"We are troubled by the fact that anyone at the Berkshire Mall responsible for releasing this video would find humor in an employee injured on the premises. We intend to hold the appropriate persons responsible. No one from that security office came to her aid in a timely manner."
When Cathy talked to security management, they said that the video isn't a big deal because you can't recognize her face. But Cathy claims that a friend from church called her that night to see if she was okay, because he recognized her walk.
Recognized her walk?! The sky just flickered, because Jesus made a "SAY WHAT?!" face.
99.9999% of us wouldn't have ever known the woman in that video is 49-year-old Cathy Cruz Marrero of Pennsylvania if she didn't come forward. Doesn't Cathy know that in some cases, if you don't admit it, it didn't happen. When I fart in a crowded elevator you don't see me raising up my hand and admitting guilt. You see me throwing a "YOU NASTY!" face at everyone around me.
And since Cathy is a Christian, she should view her fountain fall as an encore baptism. That's a beautiful thing.
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Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:31pm.
Is it just me, or does this chick look like a dumpy Eva Longoria in a bad wig?
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oh shit you're right
Is it just me, or does this chick look like a dumpy Eva Longoria in a bad wig?
Que the Manhattan Transfer
"Operator? Information? Give me Jesus on the line!" Stupid ass sociopath. I laughed so hard my makeup cracked....Love Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Your fifteen minutes are way over bitch.
What a retarded fucking asshole she is. Everything thats wrong w society is this twatty cunt.
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:10am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:05am.
My personal opinion is that this was all staged, no one would be dumb enough to fall in a fountain while texting.
It looked fake.
These Christians are usually broke.
You know, giving their money to the church and all.
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So true. Or they give it to other Christians. She could just set up a donation site like the Christian famewhore, Stephen Baldwin. I wonder if he got his bills paid thanks to his brethren.
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Lol...yes, I do understand her outrage in terms of the security guards not checking to see "if she was okay" at her Christian Book Store job in the mall, considering she fell in the fountain, got out and just kept on walking.
She was obviously mortally injured.
Of course, if she gets any money from this, IT'S NOT FOR HER!!!!!
It's just to show people that mall cops don't know what they are doing!!
And that she'll give any monies given to her to her church.
If this lawsuit is successful, maybe she should consider suing the priest who did her baptism?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:05am.
My personal opinion is that this was all staged, no one would be dumb enough to fall in a fountain while texting.
It looked fake.
These Christians are usually broke.
You know, giving their money to the church and all.
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So true. Or they give it to other Christians. She could just set up a donation site like the Christian famewhore, Stephen Baldwin. I wonder if he got his bills paid thanks to his brethren.
If she thinks she can sue over this......
Then we can all file a class action suit against her for posting this picture of herself and intentionally harming all our eyes with her 'Snooki' face, Cryptkeeper hands and hooker nails!
Who's on board?
My personal opinion is that this was all staged, no one would be dumb enough to fall in a fountain while texting.
It looked fake.
These Christians are usually broke.
You know, giving their money to the church and all.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
She's not mad that they didn't check on her. She's mad that someone in the office posted the footage to YouTube and she's embarrassed. She should have kept her mouth closed.
What a self-absorbed, inept, wannabe scamming maroon.
I can be a major klutz myself, and you just have to learn early on to laugh with the crowd. And by the age of 49, this dimwit should have figured that out a long time ago.
Instead of trying to go the lawsuit route, she should have kept her mouth shut, if she was that humiliated by it. If she was hell bent on making a dime and getting her 15 minutes, she should have been a good sport about it - poked a little fun at herself. I bet she could have even ended up collecting a few late night and personal appearance fees. Even those Jersey Shore idiots figured that much out for themselves.
Now every dirty little piece of laundry she has in her past & present, and evidently there is PLENTY, will be aired out on a national level. Everyone this woman has fucked with in her 49 years will have a story to tell.
A smart Christian would ask God to remove their stupidity as well as the stick from out of their ass.
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If all else fails, Play dead.
Is it too late to wish this stupid bitch had broken her skull?
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- Gautama.
I listened on the radio to clips from an interview with this delusional bitch this morning. Pure. Comedy. Gold. Besides sounding like she was about to burst into (crocodile) tears, she can't pronounce sensitivity.
She needs to learn to laugh at herself. After all everyone else is laughing at her (now more than ever).
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Shiitake happens...
Security does NOT equal EMT. Security would only have provided the type of help anyone else who was in the mall could have. Get a life lady.
You mean she can't walk on water?
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 2:33pm.
The old man sent me this article:
http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=280672
She recently was charged with theft by deception. She used a co-worker's credit card for more than $5000 at 2 local stores.
She is free on $7500 bail.
How's that born-again Christian stuff working for you, bitch??????
"Born-again" is just another way of saying recidivistic fuck-up.
So, then, she probably had to go steal someone's debit card, or whatever, to go buy a new cell phone, since most cell phones are not manufactured with underwater use in mind?
So, with this pending lawsuit, should she win, is she going to donate this money to her church?
She's obviously a stupid, money hungry opportunity whore, so my guess is probably not.
Here's a bit of "help" for her in the form of some advice:
Watch where the hell you're going, don't be so fucking stupid, and you'll probably be able to do what they rest of us do, and manage not to fall into a huge fucking pronounced, and easy to see mall wishing well/water fountain fixture.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 2:33pm.
The old man sent me this article:
http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=280672
She recently was charged with theft by deception. She used a co-worker's credit card for more than $5000 at 2 local stores.
She is free on $7500 bail.
How's that born-again Christian stuff working for you, bitch??????
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Wow, so she's not just a dumb douchebag, she's also a crook?
even us Californians are saying "no, honey, sweetie, no".
Bitch, I don't care if you're a damn hari krishna. Your ass fell into a fountain while you were texting, and people laughed. I would have laughed at you too.
BUT...she should get money because she was texting a CHURCH friend! That's close to texting Jesus, and a couple notches away from texting God.
They should have checked to see if she was okay? Sorry, Cathy, but I think it was already pretty obvious that you weren't and are still not okay. You're a fucking addicted text-tard idiot who was so busy sending a message that instead of watching where you were walking you face planted into the drink -- that's hardly okay. My personal fantasy is to go out at lunch time where I work and do what's called the "Blackberry Bash". It basically consists of me bumping as hard as I can into all of the ass-clowns I see out walking around who are too enthralled with their little gadgets to notice where the fuck they're walking. Of course, I would have my smart phone out, too, so it looks like I was doing the same thing and that it was just an accident.
Why was is so important that we know she is a Christian? She is putting together a lawsuit, and that lawsuit will include the video? What if she fell and it wasn't taped, would she still "put together" a lawsuit? AND if she is Christian, then she should pray on her stupidity and let it go!!!
Kitler
Another Xtian fundy asshole
Another embarrassment to the Reading, PA area. As if the Gosselins weren't bad enough.
Don't worry, she will get shut up pretty quickly, because our local news is now covering her not so clean criminal past, and current...
http://www.wfmz.com/berksnews/26558179/detail.html
http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=280672
The mall should sue HER for trespassing into the fountain. And stealing the water that soaked her clothes.
Man! This is even more laughably ultra-baseless than I'm used to. I hope the judge (assuming this goes anywhere at all) is a racist, church-hating Luddite with a security guard fetish who can't stand to see innocent pennies wantonly abused.
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Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
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You don't take nothing with you
But your soul
Think!"
Give me a break YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT!!
It was OBVIOUS she was OK and SHE should be sued for being a stupid litigious CUNT.
The world has gone mad when a person is so pathetic that they think a simple no brain self induced mishap is grounds for a lawsuit.
The people are SECURITY GAURDS you stupid twat not health workers. Their job is to make sure no one steals or hurts you not to put band aids on your bruised ego.
I would sue Charles Darwin for making monkeys walk upright.
The Cyber Prayer Warriors won't stand for this BLASPHEMY!!
DP
"Marrero, who works in a store at the Wyomissing mall, said she hired Polyak and came forward publicly to highlight the dangers of texting while walking, privacy issues and security problems at the mall."
http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=280672
REALLY? And so your Christian friend filed criminal charges against your Christian ass to highlight the dangers of trusting a Christian?
But it was a CHURCH text!! That meakes it NOT FUNNY.
Knowing it was a CHURCH text throws a completely different light on all this. Or...maybe not.
She is an idiot who has now increased her embarrassment a thousand times over. Now in CHURCH people will point and whisper and giggle as they pass around their cell phones playing that video.
HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMBASS!
That cunt! Why don't she sue the bitch she was texting, while she's on a dumb ho roll. I can't believe this trick actually took a pic of her sitting next to her stupidity. WITH a fucking smirk on her face! Kill her.
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So on 2nd thought.. I wouldn't hit it. I'll take my ho-shit tendencies elsewhere. - Crustyina Fagulera 12/10
Aww shit she's a thief and shit. That was stupid to come forward when you are shady.
Sort of on topic re the Christian thing - I once had those damn Jehovah Witness freaks ring my doorbell years back. Before they could open their pie holes, I enquired with them if they would be so kind as to come back another time, after I had finished with the Ouija board. They made a bee line off my porch.
Three coins in the fountain...which one will the fountain bless?
The old man sent me this article:
http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=280672
She recently was charged with theft by deception. She used a co-worker's credit card for more than $5000 at 2 local stores.
She is free on $7500 bail.
How's that born-again Christian stuff working for you, bitch??????
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
1. She outs herself as the texting dumbass. Most of the world assumed it was someone no older than seventeen...because it was unthinkable that anyone older than a teen would be that stupid.
2. When she outs herself she also makes use of the 'Born Again' label ergo hoping for Christians the country over to take up her cause as an abused party although no one would have known it was her until...she stands up on her soap pew and announces it.
3. I might be speaking only for myself and a few others, but I don't buy that she was identified by her strut.
4. As evidenced by links provided by Corndog, 'Miss I Was Focused on Texting a Church Buddy' is hoping for a resurrection away from debt with this lawsuit.
5. I don't think it is fair that she is impersonating Vicki Lawrence from the mid-70's, but I do like her color accented kitchen walls.
The bitch is lucky she didn't walk under a bus. She should be grateful for the little things in life ...like giving the entire USA a good laugh at her own stupidity.
Who Would Jesus Sue?
Oh please,this fucking bitch needs to get the fuck over herself. She wasn't fucking injured. She got up right away and walked off like nothing happened. I really hate stupid stupid bitches like this ruining this country with these cry baby lawsuits. I hope she gets hit by a car.
Poor kid needs this lawsuit. She has outstanding
bills that need to be paid.
http://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/MDJReport.aspx?district=MDJ-23...
http://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/MDJReport.aspx?district=MDJ-23...
1. she has a history of credit card theft and fraud
2. she has a history of reckless driving resulting in property damage
3. clearly she is too fucking stupid to *walk* correctly (since her "church friend" "recognized her by her walk" - she walks like an idiot ALL THE TIME? or the "friend" is a shill? which is it?)
4. she owes a* lot* of money for her previous frauds, thefts, and reckless destruction
Born again dumb azz
Those security guards didn't have to ask her shit. Her dumbass was the one who wasn't paying attention then got up and walked off as if nothing happened. If she was laying there in pain I'm sure they would have stopped laughing and checked on her. She needs to deal with her embarrassment with class and not be suing people because she is a clutz.
Now thats not very Christian of her to sue for not paying attention. lol
Shouldn't she follow the word of the Lord to forgive and forget?
I guess when you've got bills to pay though, and in this economy...
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:21pm.
What she should have done was hire the Gregory Brothers to auto-tune the clip and turn herself into an internet sensation like Antoine.
Yes! Lemons -->> Autotuned lemony sensation.
Her employer can't fire her for making a claim--that'd just make it worse.
hahahahaha, had the best laugh ever, laughed even harder when I found out her age, hahahahaha
why isn't she a danger to society for walking for that amount of time and not looking where she's going, dumb ass
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Submitted by whippersnapper on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:41pm.
Whippersnapper: I once dated a guy who would call me Mamma. When I told a psychologist friend of mine what he called me, she said the next time he calls you that you tell him that normal people don't fuck their mammas.
That this woman calls her husband Daddy says it all. She's not right in the head. I get that she's embarrassed but if it were me it would end up being one of my special badges of stupidity and I would just move on with my life. No need to file a lawsuit.
Yesterday, Klutzy McFucktard here was front page news of the local fishwrap.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me.
*inhaling my mini ravioli*
(I am envisioning Stephen Hawking careening into that fountain in his squeaky-ass wheelchair...)
HaHaHaHaHa!!! That was so wrong, yet so funny.
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