George Clooney Caught, Fought And Beat Malaria Twice
George Clooney was in the Sudan earlier this month to work with the United Nations and Google on ways to prevent a civil war when a blood sucker who doesn't cocktail at the Palms on the weekend bit into his skin. George caught Malaria, but this isn't the first time. George's rep shouted to everyone that he's going to live and has already made a full recovery.
“George is completely over the Malaria he contracted while in the Sudan during the first week in January. This was his second bout with it. This illustrates how with proper medication, the most lethal condition in Africa, can be reduced to a bad ten days instead of a death sentence."
George's rep also failed to mention that while he was in a Malaria haze, Elisabetta Canalis tried to get a local priest to marry them so she could claim half of his fortune. You can't blame a trick for trying. And really, BIG FUCKING WOW to George. So he caught and beat Malaria twice. Well, I've been battling a canker sore in the left side of my mouth for the past two weeks! Everything that goes into my mouth has to make a quick right for processing. I'm basically only using half of my mouth and you know that's a hard thing for a slut to do. Try that, George...and get fully better, because the Vegas cocktail waitress industry depends on it.
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Oooooooooooor you could stop enforcing your feel-good hippie shit on other countries and douse the whole place in DDT. Hippies lied, African kids died.
""He's bi.""
"bi" = likes to have sex with both men and boys.
We hope the queen dies a slow and painful death.
She is e.v.i.l.
Who cares? I have had to take malaria pills before, during, and after my trip to developing countries. I've also known people who caught malaria and just got the proper treatment and was fine a week or two later. Clooney's spokeswhore is trying to make him out to be some superhero figure who is the only person who can beat malaria twice.
Um, does he know there's vaccine to prevent malaria (see Centy's comments).
There's also vaccines to prevent chicken pox, thyphoid, cholera, measles, smallpox, etc.
George should look into that.
Also when you travel to Africa always pack a mosquito net.
Submitted by mslewis on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:26pm.
I didn't think anybody actually "beat" malaria. If you get it then it becomes a chronic disease that will flare up over and over. It is controlled by drugs but it is never cured. I could be wrong but this is what I remember from my trip to Africa.
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You are definitely wrong. And a dumb mother fucker too apparently.
The parasite can lie DORMANT in the lining of the liver for up to 5 years or so, but it never "flares up over and over" and it is not a "chronic" disease nor does it require to be "controlled by drugs".
Once it is treated, that bout is over. You'd have to get RE-infected to catch it again.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:21am.
Wake up, MK - is your 'fruit-dar' asleep??!!
George is 'MO, 'MO, 'MO!!!!
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He's bi.
He can get it up for chicks.
Cary Grant personified.
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Wake up, MK - is your 'fruit-dar' asleep??!!
George is 'MO, 'MO, 'MO!!!!
I remember when I was going to Africa I got a shot and then a prescription for malaria quinine pills, which I was told to take every day I was there.
Perhaps George forgot to take his pills?
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WHO says: "Malaria is preventable and curable." Georgie could have had shots before traveling to reduce the risk. WHO then says: "The best available treatment, particularly for P. falciparum malaria, is artemisinin-based combination therapy (ACT)."
So he should stop acting like he's some Jonas Salk.
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Ah, Georgie got black water fever. I wonder if he's pissing black. MK: try some benzocaine in orabase for that love burn in your boca. It'll numb the thing up and you'll be back on those Mother's cookies in no time.
Submitted by mslewis on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:26pm.
I didn't think anybody actually "beat" malaria. If you get it then it becomes a chronic disease that will flare up over and over. It is controlled by drugs but it is never cured. I could be wrong but this is what I remember from my trip to Africa.
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I think you are right. It's doubtful he caught it twice. He probably still has it.
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He should have been given his shots.
All responsible dog owners always make sure of this.
Bad Elisabetta!
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Once you have Malaria you dont ever get rid of it. It is still in your system in a dormant state. What are they talking about?
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I didn't think anybody actually "beat" malaria. If you get it then it becomes a chronic disease that will flare up over and over. It is controlled by drugs but it is never cured. I could be wrong but this is what I remember from my trip to Africa.
Can't say anything bad...he seems to be a genuine humanitarian and doesn't play the act up for the cameras like some we know but he seems like the kind you can have a drink with at the bar and chat it up until 2am. *cough cough St. Angie, cough cough*
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George Clooney lost the hot. Lucky for him, he's rich enough to still get a different hot bitch for every day of the year to suck on his peen, regardless.
I bet he stopped taking his malaria pills as soon as he got home. You have to keep popping the pills even when you return home.
Snideychick sez:
Another way to relieve canker sores is crush up and disolve two aspirin tablets in a quarter cup of warm water, then swish it around in your mouth as a rinse twice a day. It usually takes a day or two for it to work.
I realized that canker sores were a symptom of my gluten intolerance. Biotene toothpaste helps. I'll try some of the other suggestions that you guys mentioned, but maybe MK has an undiagnosed gluten intolerance/celiac? It's becoming really common.
Malaria is the new euphemism for anal fissure?
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Is that Paul Krugman?
Can you even imagine if Angie got malaria?? The comments would be off the charts here (or at JJ).
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 6:07pm.
I always thought that if you once became infected with Malaria you will have it your whole life and will have random hot stages for your whole life. I didn't know that you can be cured from it, or are there different kinds of Malaria?
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I dunno but my friend from Ghana told me once it's not uncommon there. But he didn't say anything about long term - just that it gets treated - and that he'd never got it (which is how it came up - we were talking nutrition at the time).
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Holy hell that's intense..what a man! I'm not gonna rip on anyone who wants to help others- he's certainly not being a pussy about it.
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Submitted by Miami on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 6:35pm.
I must commend him on his work in the Sudan.
His acting is meh and he is probably gay, but at least he is out there doing something!
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Yeah, because being gay is awful. What the hell?
I agree, Jules, I too am happy he recuperated so well! :D
I must commend him on his work in the Sudan.
His acting is meh and he is probably gay, but at least he is out there doing something!
Couldn't have happened to a nicer Liberal Democrat a-hole.
I have gheydar like Helen Keller, but I still don't think Clooney or Jake G. are ghey.
Whenever I get a canker sore, I drink a ton of grape juice. Always seems to make it go away RIGHT NOW. I've gotten them since I was a kid.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 6:07pm.
I always thought that if you once became infected with Malaria you will have it your whole life and will have random hot stages for your whole life. I didn't know that you can be cured from it, or are there different kinds of Malaria?
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I am no expert but I know that my aunt gets really really sick...and yes, it is random they say she will have the virus for ever and ever..:-(
I like to fight malaria through the quinine in my G&Ts.
MK, get some Lysine capsules at the health food store. It will clear up the canker store in two days.
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I always thought that if you once became infected with Malaria you will have it your whole life and will have random hot stages for your whole life. I didn't know that you can be cured from it, or are there different kinds of Malaria?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
MK, TWO WEEKS? See a doctor, yo!
Also, up your intake of Vitamin C, B complex and selenium and stop eating sugar.
Boo fucking hoo.
Speaking of Georgie, I saw him the other night on Golden Girls as a cop. I have seen that episode maybe 3 times already. Best Clooney role ever.
MK, I feel ya. I get blisters in my mouth from drinking too much Citric Acid. It blows monkey chunks.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Yeah, he better be careful; I had a college friend die from that after visiting Africa one summer...
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Oh Yeah to be rich.. My aunt got it while working in Africa and well, it took her more than 10 days
Malaria makes you feel like utter shit. Good for him.
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