Well, This Happened Last Night
In keeping with this morning's theme of random as a guinea pig waterobics class, here's 49-year-old Jim Carrey leaving a Broadway theater last night with 24-year-old Anchal Joseph after watching Time Stood Still together. You know Anchal as one of the contestants on America's Next Top Model 7 whose soul was sucked into Ty Ty's globehead of fear about halfway through the competition. It looks like Anchal's soul managed to crawl out of Ty Ty's nostrils and dust the SMIZE off itself, because she's back! Somewhere Ty Ty has started a wave of eye rolls around her by saying, "You know when I was a young Indian girl who held hands with Jim Carrey while wearing a rose-colored dress in NYC in January..."
I'm not even going to try to figure out how, when or why this happened. My guess is that Jim Carrey attached himself to the first young pretty girl who doesn't violently attack strangers when she thinks she smells antigens in their veins.
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yucko i'm sorry but indians always look greasy and dirty
Although it is not Oscar-worthy by any means, I thought it could at least generate some buzz, but hasn't.
Anchal looks like a darker-complected Ivanka Trump.
And she is pretty, but I know prettier Indian women IRL.
Jenny McCarthy is a dumb cunt. Vaccines don't cause autism. I hope she chokes
be cool about fire safety
A propos Jim Carrey:
Family history of alcoholism raises risk of one-man show
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:37pm.
Well, this is....
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hahaha. I do that a lot in my head.
"Men always marry the rebound girl."
Oh really???
And what about when there are MANY rebound girls??
I know the love of Nikki Sixx's life got away from him and now he's tried hooking up with tons of chicks, at the mo settling for no-lipped, flat-chested nobody Courtney Bingham becuz she's "super-creative and treats me like gold". That does not sound like soulmate material to me.
Nice to see he's not a racist cuz that chick looks buhLACK
Oooh, I remember Anchal! It's weird because after a while all those tricks start to blend together. But isn't she younger than his daughter? Gross.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:37pm.
Well, this is....
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*in crumpled heap, face hurting from laughter*
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Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul
Think!"
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:14pm.
Yes, Miss Callie, Jim does not set off our 'fruit-dar' but we would like to see genuine nude photos for verificatia of sizemeat rumors
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*stunned face*
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L’homme avance, recule, mains tendues vers les seins marmoréens du tableau, à deux doigts de déclencher l’alarme.
Exodus
finally, Jim can be in a hot couple! go Jim!
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"lightbulb!"- Gru
Like it's surprising that she is a fug. She was on ANTM, most of those girls are fug. Tyra is obsessed with looking open-minded so she is always picking ugly girls with chunky bodies* who are like 25 years old, and telling them they can be models. There is a difference between being open-minded and being completely naive and unrealistic, but Ty Ty hasn't quite figured that out yet, probably because she is too busy speaking in a phony French accent and shopping for more jumpsuits.
Actually all I really remember about Anchal is that she was always complaining she was "fat", and then they taped her eating four eggs for breakfast and everyone was like "Yeah no wonder you are fat" and then Anchal complained some more. Sounds like a real fun chick to be with, good luck Jimmy.
*By modelling standards.
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:04pm.
Isn't that the model who got weave sewn further down on her forehead to make it look smaller on ANTM? She looks really familiar and I remember that happening to one of them.
Actually, I remember they 'threaded' her hairline to make her forehead bigger.
http://hairremoval.about.com/od/threading/a/threading101.htm
i thought she was incredible looking, lush and voluptuous with a pretty face..probably more victoria's secret than runway. Scratch that- these days the vs models are rail thin too! Indeed strange coupling but u never know.
The poison is in the dose-Paracelsus
What a totally random hook-up. I did like her on ANTM. Although she kept complaining on and on about how she was not as thin as the other girls.
Submitted by London Bridge on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:11pm.
Unfortunately there are some Asian women who still refuse to get tanned because of the belief that lighter skin is better.
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"Some" is an understatement. I would say almost all Asian women don't want to have darker skin. Skin lightening is a huge multibillion dollar industry out there.
As for Anchal Joseph, by Indian standards, she is what my Indian family would call "low average" in terms of looks (not skin color, though it is no secret that lighter is more desirable to Indians).
Submitted by seejaneclick on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:27am.
Men always marry the rebound girl.
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Truedat.
Sad midlife crisis for Jim Carrey - ever since he became a granddaddy...
People shouldn't be surprised her modeling career went
no where. she is too big to be a runway model and her tits are as big as her head. Unique gorgeous face though.
Well, this is....
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Isn't that the model who got weave sewn further down on her forehead to make it look smaller on ANTM? She looks really familiar and I remember that happening to one of them.
I rock the pale because I'm nearly albino. I had a mole biopsied at 23 and was told I have a 100% chance of skin cancer. I started my pale look in the 80's and was told for years in the summer I looked like shit. I worked with a man from Africa who was very surprised by this story. He thought any kind of white skin was good. Why are all of we human beings so fucking stupid?
Does she really work at Abercrombie? WTF? That makes it even worse.
Jim is so sad. What a comic genius he used to be. The Jenny McCarthy era was bad enough but now ANTM rejects half his age? Really? He's a GRANDFATHER!!!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:04pm
That happens everywhere. My best friend's mother was Japanese and she was like that. But my grandmother was from Mexico, Spanish though, and would never go outside without wearing long sleeves (even in the summer) because lighter skin meant you were wealthier (and Spanish, not Mexican and therefore white). No matter what part of the world, some how it's the norm that lighter skin some how makes you better. Weird that.
Look at how this chump is smiling for no reason, like having his picture taken somehow makes him relevant. The way he craves attention, it's impossible for me to like him. I mean, I guess it's better than him giving everybody the finger (or wearing a girl's bathing suit), but really, Jimmo--you're behaving like a blohan.
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Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul
Think!"
Anchal is pretty and if she can cook Indian food he is in love. That food is the best...chicken koorma!!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
O yeah? Cuz my guess is that those who couldn't figure it out became high-priced call girls.
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:04pm.
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and yet the dominant male roles in many countries in Asia can let themselves go and no one bats an eyelid
errrr isn't she a little young for him?
Submitted by London Bridge on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:11pm.
Unfortunately there are some Asian women who still refuse to get tanned because of the belief that lighter skin is better. I have a friend who is Korean and she will not do anything involving the sun. If she is in the sun its for very brief periods and she wears sun block of at least 100.
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Isn't anything over 35 a flannel shirt?
Jim Carrey has been pretty public with his depression. Google, "Jim Carrey depression" and a ton of articles come up.
Yes, Miss Callie, Jim does not set off our 'fruit-dar' but we would like to see genuine nude photos for verificatia of sizemeat rumors.
Unfortunately there are some Asian women who still refuse to get tanned because of the belief that lighter skin is better. I have a friend who is Korean and she will not do anything involving the sun. If she is in the sun its for very brief periods and she wears sun block of at least 100.
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
TEAM SCARJO IS NOTHING SPECIAL!
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yepyepyep, I agree! Scarlett does nothing for me either! Men like her rack and that super-rack seems to be able to make up for any face issues. Face? What face? :-)
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
I have a friend from India who actually knows a family who put their baby in the washing machine in an attempt to lighten her skin--fucked up but true.
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
SO WEIRD! MY roomate and I were killing time the other day and went into Abercrombie to kill time and get a good laugh. Kid you not, she works there. Guess her modeling career has really taken off.
Submitted by Koopa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:30am.
There is some fucked up logic in India where darker skinned women are looked down upon. Whereas lighter skinned Indian women are idolised. Ever seen those Bollywood actresses? There is a big market of skin creams that apparently make your skin lighter aimed specifically at Indian women. It’s all something to do with class divide or some shit like that.
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Koopa, I worked with an Asian woman who emigrated to the US when she was a teen. I cannot remember exactly where she was from but my foggy memory tells me Cambodia. She told me that Asian woman are regarded in much the same way, in matters of skin color. She claimed that where she was raised, women went to great lengths to cover their skin when outside, in order to avoid any smidgen of tanning to occur. Poor women, of lower socio-economic classes, worked outside doing manual and menial labor which resulted in tan skin. Wealthy women did not have to be outside doing anything they didn't want to do and as a result could keep their skin as pale as possible. Having any amount of a tan meant that you are of a lower class. The lighter the skin, the more money the woman was likely to have and the more money she has, the prettier and more desirable she will seem.
My friend, when she first moved to the US, was amazed at how American women will bake themselves in the sun to get as dark as possible. I think that is a bit different now but she was referring to the early 80's, before skin cancer was invented. She learned that the exact opposite is true in North America and that the wealthy were more likely to be tanned than the less financially fortunate. The wealthy had the time to lay about sun-worshiping and were able to jet off to warm locales in the winter. Their mid-winter tan was a sign of extra cash and of good health, at least before tanning beds were in widespread use and everyone had a mid-winter tan, rich and poor alike.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/anchal_joseph_2509694
http://www.life.com/image/82009036
she has a nice body, but she looks older than 24
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Is it too much to ask that people date others within their OWN age bracket?
y Bowchickawawa
nothing to do with race I dont find her attractive I see prettier Indian girls everyday in the train (way way prettier), it just a personal dislike, people are weird I also think Scarlett jonhasen is the ugliest thing.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Oh yeah, I remember her. The judges kept saying she was drop dead gorgeous but she was so damn insecure because she wasn't as skinny as the other girls.
What an odd couple. How the heck did they meet?
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:13am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:07am.
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I'll get their mothers right on that the day after Jen gets a medical degree and 25 years of research experience.
Jenny M. = diagnosis-by-Google, know-it-all mom.
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Amen! In the link, they call autism a "debilitating disorder". I don't think so! Both my sons are autistic and it is most definitely NOT debilitating. And they do NOT need to be cured! Grrrr! FU, Jenny, for making this even harder on parents already.
On topic: I don't care, lol. She's nice looking but not stunning and I agree with the person who called him a depressed jerk. It wouldn't surprise me if he is depressed and he's definitely an unfunny jerk. jmo.
She is definitely gorgeous but what the heck, what could she and Jim possibly have in common, Bizarre!!!
Submitted by Koopa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:30am.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:15am.
I remember this chick. She was always harping on about how in India she's not considered beautiful because she's not lighter skinned. When really she's not that great looking no matter what her skin, but I guess some people just need to assign blame to anything that isn't their fault.
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There is some fucked up logic in India where darker skinned women are looked down upon. Whereas lighter skinned Indian women are idolised. Ever seen those Bollywood actresses? There is a big market of skin creams that apparently make your skin lighter aimed specifically at Indian women. It’s all something to do with class divide or some shit like that.
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It's like that in China too. To be snowy white is considered ideal, so bleaching creams (and parasols) are very popular.
From what I've read, there's little regulation on those creams, so people wind up with chemical burns and skin cancer (or looking like Sammy Sosa).
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:18am.
oooh, another one who thinks she can "model".
ick.
...and he is a majorly depressed jerk.
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I'd buy the jerk part, but I'd never guess that he's depressed. do you get that vibe from him because he seems to be having a mid-life crisis, hooking up with a girl half his age? or do you know something we don't? spill it, please!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:33am.
Jim is supposed to be a 100% str8 realman exclusively fish-fucking hetrosexual with sizemeat.
Discuss!
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Mrs. Patrick, a celebrity that you don't think is gay? AND no nude pictures with sizemeat? What were your New Year's Resolutions??
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On Topic:
She's pretty enough. He's weird. It'll last two seconds.
Why do a lot of Indian women look like they have 5 o'clock shadow?
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For your health.