Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Note to Jaden and Willow Smith.... take a cue from Kim and Kyle Richards.

________________
I Love You More
________________

Ha! And just when I'm flipping back and forth between this and collecting this VERY IMPORTANT Houswife information (ie. watching back to back epis)...

I've never seen Mauricio's eye wander. It was kinda funny to watch twice tho, when the men were around, the CAMERA panned on a lot of sexed up women...but not the men. But he DOES talk about loving a woman who makes a great mother an awful lot ...and Kim's really into her kids. But I never see them together so I can't tell....

I don't think Kyle's SO SO bad over all but she's fucking nitpicky and Kim is annoying so yeah - oil and water. What's up with the KKK? LOL! It's everywhere....

♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 12:20pm.
You know what? Kyle's husband TOTALLY has a crush on Kim. Why else Kyle would start crying when she brings it up? LOL! She doesn't even say "WE helped you" she says "My husband helped you.......like you're his second fucking wife"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

YES. Exactly what I thought when Kyle said that 'like you're his second wife' thing. And Camille knows what's really up with Mauricio too.

You people take this shiz waaaaaay to seriously. It's a freakin' TV show. Much of it is a complete set up (all those parties are paid for by Bravo as an excuse to get all the ladies together, I guarantee it). Then it's obvious that the conversations between the women--while not necessarily scripted--are pushed, guided and timed by the producers. IE "Go and have a talk with Kim right know about what happened in New York." Who else would stir up shit at their own birthday party about something that happened MONTHS EARLIER. It's all for the cameras, it's all for drama, it's all for ratings, and y'all are falling hook line and sinker for it. Notice how there always just *HAPPENS* to be a camera around when the ladies engage in a deep convo or when a scandalous text message comes in from Camille? What are the chances of that!? WHAT a coinkidink.

Wonder why Kathy doesn't help her sister out? Or because she's a "Hilton" she's too good? And it seems odd to me that she's hardly around these two, yet these two are always around each other.

I remember on that season of the Simple Life when Nicle and Paris hated each other so they filmed them seperately doing odd jobs, Paris had a baby sitting job and instead of staying and doing it she invited Kyle over. That's the first time I ever saw Kyle and she didn't seem like such a bitch but it seemed like they were REALLY close. Yet on the RH she seems closest to Kim and her family. I don't know, it's just weird. I would think the Hiltons have more money that Kyle's real estate husband.

And yes it's sad that I used to watch the Simple Life, but I will say the funniest episode was the one where PAris had to be a weatherman and she showed that she can't fucking read! I mean she attended the best private schools and bitch had the reading level of a second grader! Although second grade might be a stretch.

Submitted by viridian: "Taylor is sad, desperate and stirs up shit....and she looks like someone who was in a horrible car accident who had bad reconstructive surgery..."

Ouch. Bravo! I hope that Taylor doesn't come by here looking for her fans (don't you love how all these reality "stars" have "fans"?) If she reads this thread, especially that above comment, she will go into plastic surgery overload and look even worse because she is so dangerously insecure.

I can't wait.

Kyle has gorgeous hair.

Does anyone think that Paris blew her Uncle Mauricio? They're not blood related, and she is really is such a whore that I could see her as the seducer.

Submitted by Hekki: "...she groomed her daughters to marry wealthy men and that she hired a man to teach Kathy (Paris Hilton's mom) how to please a man, so she would have a better chance at snagging a rich one. Disgusting."

Well, it worked. Even though Pops is giving most of his money to charity, those awful, awful people will still get plenty.

(http://money.cnn.com/2007/12/21/news/newsmakers/yang_hilton.fortune/inde...)

What you had a chance to make, say, $50 million by shagging some Grandpa from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" for only a few years?

Submitted by vajeon on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 11:49am.

After paying way too much attention to this shit than I care to admit, I absolutely think Kyle said that to Camille and here's why.
**************************************

OMGLOL! And this is the epi I'm on just now. I think you're right...and why isn't she going with one of the Housewives? Cuz that's what they're doing - inviting each other places and filming doubled up, at least.

But Kyle spends her every spare second thinking about other people's flaws. It's really annoying.

♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/

Kyle is such an awful person. For all her talk about having the burden of taking care of Kim,

This choker/bracelet combo really is a Hot Slut cuz I have prided myself on never watching a Real Housewives but I am now hooked on this shit right here. Bah!

♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/

i think im on kim (and her GLAMOROUS chocker/bracelet) side.. i dun trust anyone that TRIES SOO HARD TOO LOOK ECXACTLY LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.. creepy!! kyle looking like a slightly-off demi moore.. PLUS, i like that drunken blank stare of kims awwww :)

***********************************
"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

I've liked Kyle the whole season and pretty much couldn't stand Kim. But I felt sorry for Kim the other night. Taylor started that whole thing by coming up to her and attacking her and then the rest of them got in on it and Taylor just stood back and watched. I can't stand Taylor. She looks like a freak with those hideous lips and it's obvious she only married her husband for money, as she's so lonely and bored she doesn't know what to do with herself and is always trying to make the sad face even though her face doesn't move. Seriously, you couldn't pay me enough to marry that DULL husband of hers. At least the others seem to have real marriages and relationships.

The show is great tv. But it was hard to watch Kyle saying all that shit to Kim the other night in the limo. It was too much. I love it when Kyle attacks that cunt Camille, but she went overboard with her poor sister.

And Lisa kicks ass. She's by far my fave. LOVE her.

These ladies need to learn a sense of decorum!

---------------------------------------------
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig

Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M

I say get rid of anything close to Parasite on that show...leave Lovely Lisa, keep Adrienne, get rid of wax face whiny Camille and Kim and bitchy cunt Kyle....bring in a whole new slew of plastic fantastic faces and black Amex cards...and started the bitches brew fresh next season...one thing about "real" ho-wives there will always be drama up the ass....and these ho's can't even touch a Nee-Nee/Kim meltdown on the Hotlanta Ho-wives...now that is the bitchiest group of bitches I have ever seen...(New Joisey is a close runner up)...New York has some nut jobs...(I am talking to you psycho Kelly)...but Hotlanta brings out the major ghetto crazy...hence I love it the most...D.C.ho-wives was pretty lame only one genuine crazy bitch in the bunch....(the skinny anorexic White House crasing one...but her and her clingy hubby were major creepy)...but I love me some Nee Nee and no one can bring out the bitch like Nee Nee...if Nee Nee was in the limo with Kim you better believe the weaves would be a flyin'!!!

Kyle's husband is richer than god himself and has been supporting Kim for a few years now-ever since she went bankrupt. Kyle should have at least been allowed to backhand that crazy alcoholic. Jealousy and Bitterness do not go with pearls & crazy eyes Kim, that is a job for emeralds.

I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm really confused as to why I'm defending a Hilton relative. But, I will cut a bitch over Lisa.

Wait! Do y'all believe the Richards have REALLY been living off of Kim's acting money? No. There is other, older money feeding this family.
I can't remember offhand, but a friend of mine laid out where the money came from.
I think, yes, the mother divorced the monied father, which led to some desperation, but eventually got back together with him.

Wait! Do y'all believe the Richards have REALLY been living off of Kim's acting money? No. There is other, older money feeding this family.
I can't remember offhand, but a friend of mine laid out where the money came from.
I think, yes, the mother divorced the monied father, which led to some desperation, but eventually got back together with him.

Submitted by Noir Easter on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 12:34am.

I concur and great breakdown of the whole familial scenario and the hot mess bursting at the seams.

Nice Joan Crawford avatar btw.

I'm secretly jealous of Kim, because I wanna tear people apart all the time. Getting to do it in a cut out dress riding in a limousine in front of the camera is only for the lucky few, though. I only get stuck in wishful thinking.

------------------------------------------------------------

Who are you calling silly cow?

I don't doubt Kim is a pain in the kaboose, but, I also don't doubt that most of the women in her life are just as painly in the nether booty regions.

Just my two fucking cents
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I see your two horny cents and raise you 1 rolling bad penny.

I think all the Richardson & Hilton women are warped glittering illnesses, devoid of substance (other than substance abuse).

Of course Kyle's a cunt, I think I covered that last week.
But, last night (or night before) was Kim's night to shine and she outshone'em -and some secrets came out that made some "sense" to her weak and weasley behavior.

I've friends and family (sibs) that are alcoholics, active and recovering
I've seen Kim's act (in the limo) it's typical of someone deflecting/diverting blame & issues by fooling witness(es) as they feign fear.
Same for Kim's kid issues.
Emotional extortion, not much different than Cedric's blatant emotional attempts (sober even).

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Submitted by viridian on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 11:38pm.
WHAAAAA? Sorry, but while Kim is no raving beauty, she's the only thing close to attractive on that show. Only if you believe in silly putty and botox yourself, can you buy into the delusion that Kim looks the worst and "let herself go."

Looking like a demented, aging wax figure doesn't fool anyone
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

That's exactly part of the reason I adore Lisa, she's a beauty.

Kim is the ugliest one on the show.
The others have wonky parts here and there but Kim is dowdy, droopy, saggy, wrinkled, slouchy, boring, awkward, homely all around and depressing in every respect.
Wait, maybe Chempeel is uglier .... hhhm, yes, okay.
Kim is the second ugliest on the show.
Adrienne is pretty scary looking, but she's got personality.
Taylor is a trout-mouth and has a an ugly personality -but at least she's fuckable. Kim and Chempeel are not.
The rest are.
I'd take Giggy over Kim and Chempeel.

Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 10:33pm.

nether booty regions

*****************
LOLLLL

WHAAAAA? Sorry, but while Kim is no raving beauty, she's the only thing close to attractive on that show. Sorry but all the silly putty and botox don't make those bitches beautiful.....they are creepy....really fucking creepy. Only if you believe in silly putty and botox yourself, can you buy into the delusion that Kim looks the worst and "let herself go."

Looking like a demented, aging wax figure doesn't fool anyone.

Submitted by Noir Easter on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 10:10pm.

Kim let herself go, obviously had quite the penchant for the sun and her face reeks of self-abuse, drug or alcohol -and I bet her veneers cover a whole lotta damage.

WHAAAAA? Sorry, but while Kim is no raving beauty, she's the only thing close to attractive on that show. Sorry but all the silly putty and botox don't make those bitches beautiful.....they are creepy....really fucking creepy. Only if you believe in silly putty and botox yourself, can you buy into the delusion that Kim looks the worst and "let herself go."

Looking like a demented, aging wax figure doesn't fool anyone.

Submitted by Noir Easter on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 10:10pm.

Kim let herself go, obviously had quite the penchant for the sun and her face reeks of self-abuse, drug or alcohol -and I bet her veneers cover a whole lotta damage.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 6:34pm.
Hekki - that's some great shit; hadn't heard it before! That mother sounds like a piece of work... I want to know more.
***********************************
(*holds up hand) Hekki is referring to a story I posted here and on Gawker. I read it in a biography on the Hiltons (*I was curious). The book is called "House of Hilton" by Jerry Oppenheimer. I got my copy at the libray 'cause I sure wasn't gonna pay for it. I see now there are copies on Amazon for a penny :-)

The anecdotes about Kim & Kathy are the reason I watched this series where I normally stay away from reality tv. I wanted to see how awful the Richards really were. I'm completely delighted in their rich fucked-up-edness :-D

Submitted by Lope on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 8:31pm.
I guessed long ago that Kyle was probably paying for some of Kim's expenses. It was the first or second episode when Kim told Kyle that she might want to have another baby and Kyle freaked out. She kept saying something like, "Don't do that to me," so it was pretty obvious. If Kim has been trying to support herself with child support for the past few years, that's just about gone.
****************************************
OMG I remember that now! I wondered about that comment. Kim wanted a house with bedrooms for all the kids who'd moved on and were almost gone. I thought, that's what inflatable beds are for woman! You're supposed to be downsizing, time to CUT THE F-ing cord!

Submitted by Noir Easter on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 10:10pm.

There are no saints in life. Ever. Only sinners. Period.

Ever met someone playing the "saint" who complains constantly about a so and so in their life? You'll find out there was 'something' in it for them if you dig deep enough.

Same for the 'victim' crap.

The mother asked Kyle to watch over her sister even though she is younger because Kim is a basket-case and I'm sure the mother felt some guilt that she passed onto Kyle because she was horrified over what she had done to her child.

This is obviously a highly functioning dysfunctional family and the more highly functioning a fucked up family, the more in denial and harder to treat and recovery is almost always like pulling teeth (which is why Kim left the rehab center after only one week when the show's season closed).

It's easy to judge, but, when you have lived it, you have a far wider perspective. I've dealt with many addicts and many family members of addicts and the greatest triumphs over addiction requires the whole family to accept that they are partially culpable which is the hardest thing to tackle because it points the finger right back at oneself.

I don't doubt Kim is a pain in the kaboose, but, I also don't doubt that most of the women in her life are just as painly in the nether booty regions.

Just my two fucking cents.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 5:56pm.
but if she isnt getting financial help from her sisters husband, then she is also falling apart financially, unless her residuals kick ass, because you cannot live "that" lifestyle on 20k a month here.
*************
I must concur.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 10:08pm.

What? Please explain? Are we supposed to just take their shit with a grin on our faces because they have a "problem". How compassionate should a mother$#@*&^ have to be? I will judge Kim, just like I will judge Lohan. This is probably Lindsay and Ali's future.

What I mean, is, you don't judge or cast stones when you yourself have problems with drugs and alcohol (which Kylie OBVIOUSLY does on the show).

If your sister was the stepping stone for your own success and fame would you treat her the way Kyle has to Kim? And, no, that doesn't mean you take abuse 24/7 from someone who is clearly having emotional/drug problems, but, I see Kyle as about as jacked up and drunk as her sister, so please forgive me if I think that ungrateful bitch is a fucking cunt from hell and a hypocrite to boot who would probably be in a fucking trailer park if it hadn't been for her gorgeous and talented sister.

Submitted by Noir Easter on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 9:22pm.,

Without Kim's precocious acting ability, do you honestly think the rest of the 'fam' would had made it? Really?

Kyle was an ugly child with an absolutely bratty 'tude that came through with each of her pathetic acting performances on "Little house on the Prairie".

Kyle 'morphed' into a beauty (hmm). Kim kept her real face, real wrinkles and real pain.

You know what is worse than an alcoholic? Someone who JUDGES an alcoholic.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Kim's career as a kid doesn't give a lifetime free pass to her selfish and shitty antics.

It doesn't matter who the better child-actors was ... what matters is "what is". Still no free pass for being an ass.

Kim let herself go, obviously had quite the penchant for the sun and her face reeks of self-abuse, drug or alcohol -and I bet her veneers cover a whole lotta damage.

An alcoholic who acts an ass doesn't get a pass for their shiteous behavior just because they're alcoholics.
It's not almightly judging, it's called "disliking" -being adverse to, of disdain and unfavored.
If I'm mistaken, and that is the definition of judging, so be it and this is the place.
Hallalujiah.

best cast of the houswives YET - the show is amazing especially watching the Kelsey Grammer thing implode in real time and him looking like a crack head on a gay lost weekend in NYC - “13 years of marriage” and Camile held it together - she's the made one in the show…

I watched this show several weeks ago but I couldn't stand to watch it again. Taylor's lips are the most God-awful things I've seen in a long time. They make her look like a circus freak. I also picked up on the fact that Kim is an alcoholic. In fact, that was as obvious as Taylor's disgustingly freaky lips.

You know what is worse than an alcoholic? Someone who JUDGES an alcoholic.
*******************************

What? Please explain? Are we supposed to just take their shit with a grin on our faces because they have a "problem". How compassionate should a mother$#@*&^ have to be? I will judge Kim, just like I will judge Lohan. This is probably Lindsay and Ali's future.

Kim has issues but Kyle is a BITCH

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by Noir Easter on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 9:22pm.,

Without Kim's precocious acting ability, do you honestly think the rest of the 'fam' would had made it? Really?

Kyle was an ugly child with an absolutely bratty 'tude that came through with each of her pathetic acting performances on "Little house on the Prairie".

Kyle 'morphed' into a beauty (hmm). Kim kept her real face, real wrinkles and real pain.

You know what is worse than an alcoholic? Someone who JUDGES an alcoholic.

Live by the sword.

She's Got (Mellissa Etheridge) Eyes

The "poor pity attacked frail me" defensive act Kim put on was a classic alchoholic farce, a total loser-show.
No doubt Kyle has put up with a lot of shenanigans on Kim's inept part.

Kim's a mess, she thinks it's admirable and noble how stuck up her kid's ass she is when it's obvious she's using them as cover so as not to deal with herself.

No doubt Kim's old house went under and Kyle's husband bailed her out and into this better home (notice how bare it is?). It was probably in part for vanity's sake for the show.

It all makes better sense now how Kim was "attracted" to that chester-molester type she met at the supermarket (and had invited over). -Kim skims the dredges.

Listen to her babble to the make-up man, all "poor pity me" blaming everyone else because she didn't know how to "dab" eyemakeup as opposed to brushing it on -she's totally delusional and in extreme denial.
She came to the party hammskied.

The Martin exchanges are more deliciously painful to witness than the embarrassingly incoherent cat-fights.
Martin looks like a has-been propped-up alcoholic himself.
I love how they force these two dopes together for the breif awkward interplay, everyone acting aloud as if these two have history.
So much is insidiously choreographed for the camera audience and to incite the housewives themselves.

I really don't see Taylor's accountant err husband inviting all these people.
Cedric is off my wish-list, between the Lance bASS connection and his fake "b-b-but mummy" schtick I find him too pitiful.

Kim definetly has a "I hate my life" and living in the past mentality BUT I would be a bitter, old alkie (oh, wait...) if I had supported my family and then my sisters decided one day they were way better than me. If I had to watch Kyle flip her hair around and point that damn finger in my face, while blaming me for my crappy pimp mother's death I would be chugging nectar too.

Kim has always slurred her words, and not just because she is socially awkward. I would cringe for her everytime she spoke. I agree with the Kyle/nurse Ratchett analogy.
I have said before Kim is terrified of Kyle. In Kyle's world it is all about her, so I believe every tiny gesture she makes for Kim is viewed in Kyle's mind as if she cured fucking cancer. She never appreciated all the times Kim tried to support her(Farrah's grad, etc) And if you REALLY had to care for someone, you wouldn't undermine everything they do, because it is more mess for you. You would walk away. She is on a powertrip, like Taylor's lips.
Taylor is EVIL!!!!

*chanting as always*

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 8:38pm.
Ummm..because a camera is trained on her? Reality is rarely as dramatic as these shows. They have to work to create some *real* drama.

No argument there. Read my last paragraph.

Feel sorry for Kim. They mostly all, do, pick on her. But also, I like Kyle. Taylor *is* a troublemaker; Lisa's right. And forget about Camille; loathsome, as is that fake ciggy smoking clairvoyant. Leaving Adrienne as the only one who seems to be on track, emotionally. Ahhh, what a great show.

Kyle is a piece of shit sister. Kim may be a train wreck, but Kyle clearly mistreats her. Kinda reminds me of those sadistic nurses in old age homes. Yeah, the patients are a mess, but you have no right to abuse them.

Submitted by Surly.Girly on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by vegaschick on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 6:21pm.
The biggest bitch award however goes to Taylor. First for lying about what she said in the airport, then for blabbing to Camille in the hotel and finally for attacking a defenseless Kim in front of a hundred people.

No kidding. I cannot understand why Taylor walks over to where Kim is sitting, minding her own business with her friend, tells the friend to take a hike, and then lights into Kim
***********
Ummm..because a camera is trained on her? Reality is rarely as dramatic as these shows. They have to work to create some *real* drama.

************
L’homme avance, recule, mains tendues vers les seins marmoréens du tableau, à deux doigts de déclencher l’alarme.

Exodus

I guessed long ago that Kyle was probably paying for some of Kim's expenses. It was the first or second episode when Kim told Kyle that she might want to have another baby and Kyle freaked out. She kept saying something like, "Don't do that to me," so it was pretty obvious. If Kim has been trying to support herself with child support for the past few years, that's just about gone. Her kids are getting older and that gravy train has just about passed. With no job and likely few if any residuals, it's kind of a no brainer.

Kim- too many drugs
Kyle- enabler, dump Kim
Adrienne- MYOB, but she's the only sane one
Martin desperate
Lisa- why couldn't she have dropped it, she does not like Taylor. but iheart her anyway.
Taylor- S stirrer, Lisa nailed it, Tay likes the BH lifestyle too much
Camille- another fight could have been all about her instead, much better LoL

c\#_@/c
"lightbulb!"- Gru

The way Kim was crying in the limo was definitely a drunk cry. All slobbery and melodramatic. And she was defensive and talking smack. All things I do (to my husband)when I'm drunk.

Wow. I'm surprised by the Kyle hate. She always came off perfectly normal to me.
She would have no reason to be jealous of Camille AT all. And I don't think Mauricio really has eyes for anyone but her. He may schmooze, but that's part of the job.
Plus, it sounds like she and Lisa have been friends for a while. And anyone that Lisa likes, I'm inclined to like.

I want the story on Lisa's ex-cabana boy...now THERE's a hot slut for ya.
______________________________________________

never mind

@Vegas: I did not suspect Kim had a drinking problem, I know she has one.

It did not pan out on camera that Kyle is supportive, both emotionally and financially but

she is. Kyle acted like an ill mannered cunt on camera. Taylor is a miserable social climber. It's like picking the best out of this line up of trash. No one is beyond reproach, apart from Lisa (sort of) and Adrienne.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 6:54pm.

Ha! I'm TRYING to Google Lipstrong to see if that name is real cuz I can hardly beweave it and the whole first page of Google is DListed. Sometimes it's not even the D but an MK copy/paste on some other site...every single one except this one:
Weird Virginia - Google Books Result
Jeff Bahr, Troy Taylor, Loren Coleman - 2007 - Humor - 256 pages
The Roanoke Times, the newspaper of the day, was quoted as saying: "Her name was on every lip; strong men trembled when her name was spoke; children cried ...

....and then I kinda forgot what I was doing...

------------------------------------------

LMAO!! I'll have some of what you're havin.
------------------------------------------
POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK