Mary Harvey Is The New Tricia Walsh-Smith
Okay, so Mary Harvey is not totally like Tricia Walsh-Smith completely. Watching Tricia Walsh-Smith is like watching a sun damaged ostrich high on bath salts. Mary Harvey is more like a well-behaved French bulldog on human ludes. But both Tricia and Mary are fighting the same fight. Both want the truth of their asshole ex-husbands out there! Just like Tricia, Mary has taken to YouTube to spread her truth to the public. Mary goes hard on her ex-husband Steve Harvey and paints him as a cold-hearted man skank who dropped her for his side piece Marjorie (it's always a MARJORIE!) and then turned her own son against her. Based on that description alone, you just know Tyler Perry has already bought the film rights to Mary's YouTube Channel. Tyler is going to write, direct, produce and play both MARY and STEVE.
Mary goes on to say that her marriage died the day she accidentally received a filthy, dirty letter from Marjorie to Steve. Shortly after that, Steve put Mary out and moved Marjorie in. Mary says that she was with Steve when he had nothing and the two built their fortune together, but he didn't even give her a roll of toilet paper to wipe her ass with when their marriage ended. Steve left Mary homeless and broke.
Mary decided to set the shit straight in a series of YouTube confessionals, because Steve has filed a lawsuit against her. Steve, who thinks he's some sort of relationship expert, claims that Mary is the reason why he didn't get a show on Oprah's network. Since Mary's going around talking about Steve's passing the peen antics, Oprah didn't think he was the right person to be giving relationship advice on her network. To which I say....why not?! I mean, I'd pay good money to see Tiger Woods read from Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. Not because I'm looking for relationship advice from Tiger Woods, but because that shit would be funny.
Mary says a lot more and you can press "play" if you need to know what that more is. I went as far as I could. It was kind of hard to watch, because the only question that kept pounding into my head was: "MARY, why the fuck did you wear that shade of lipstick for your YouTube debut?!" That lipstick makes her look like somebody siphoned the life right out of her. Like Steve Harvey siphoned the life right out of her. Now that I think about it, that's probably what Mary was going for. Points for that.
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I think Steve Harvey is gettin some real good relationship lessons right about now.
Mary Harvey is backwards as hell. She fucked up by letting her unfaithful husband leave her with nothing AND taking her son with him! I have no sympathy for weak women.
I am just loling my ass off at the relationship expert ex-husband who is divorced because he had a sidepiece. Chances are that the reason he didn't get a show was because of that and not because of the ex-wife.
Wait---they stole gas???
She wouldn't be so bitter if she'd had a better divorce lawyer.
EPIC FAIL!
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Well I watched the other video (why? I dunno) and, at the end she is PROMOTING A BOOK which was written (by someone else?) as a response to Steve Harvey's book. Well OF COURSE she is tryna sell something.
If he is suing her over him not getting a job with the great and terrible Oprah, well he's probably not going to win that, but she's just out for revenge and just imagine what all this is like for her son.
Also the music at the end of the video - still cheesy and clumsy.
Ex-wife revenge FAIL.
does steve have custody of this son? if not, why would he want to further punish the mother, if his child is in the same house? if he sues her she'll have even less money than that measley 1k a month for his son right?
shows the true him right there.
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So far I have only watched the first of the two videos MK posted-
At first I'll say I kinda had sympathy. BUT. Then she gets to the point where she refers to Marjorie as his current wife and I thought, "What the fuckety-fuck? How long ago did all this shit happen?"
If this had happened over the past few *months*, that would be one thing, but to drag up shit from the past, at this point it is just vengeance. And if he's paying her anything (and I guess he is, or did they have a pre-nup? I dunno) she's a fool for badmouthing him because the more $$ he makes, the more she may be able to get from him.
Also the added music (especially at the end) was clumsy and cheesy and manipulative, as were the inserts of various pics. Just her speaking to the camera, with little emotion, would have been more powerful.
So, right now I am TEAM STEVE. He's a funny motherfucker and his books have GREAT advice, esp. for young women. I wish I could have read one of his books when I was about 13 and understood that what he says in the book is the truth about how men think and how they treat women.
it's steve harvey's fault he couldn't get a shop on oprah if he was the one cheating, not his ex-wife's fault. what a loser
Lipstick is a funny thing, you know. You find your shade and you get stuck to it...then one day you think: Damn, girlfriend needs a change! So you go to the whole opposite end of the spectrum and, for a minute, you think it looks better but it really just looks different. Especially if you're feeling scorned. That can really fuck with your colour sense.
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HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
The real life version of Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Nice. Steve Harvey is an asshole, and his ex is a dumbass. Moving on.
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I never liked dat sociopathic man. I always thought he was a full of shit playa playing the con. When he opens his mouth and smiles wide those big choppers, you just know he thinks he's all that.
That's not Tyler Perry (on the weekends)?
Submitted by London Bridge on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:38pm.
Word.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mary, Mary...why you buggin'??
Lady, the game is to be sold, not told. Don't give your story away on YouTube. Sell it to a damn tabloid! One of many, many mistakes. Too bad she wasn't a dlister. We could have talked her through it. We dlisters believe in getting that money! Ex-wife 1st degree fail!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I'd forgotten about the crazy that is TW-S. LOL. And imma not gonna watch this one either...but Steve Harvey is a tool.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I'm tired of the YouTube/Facebook/Twitter relationship post-mortem fuck off.
I made it 0:15 seconds.... pulling this kind of shit is lame. It makes you seem crazy and desperate as hell.
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Submitted by London Bridge on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:38pm.
Wow is that true? Golddigging fail. Major fail. These are things most women know. I thought that kind of shit was inherent. One thing the lawyer should not have been involved (conflict of interest). But $1,000/m child support? No fucking alimony? WTF?!?!?! You have to be REALLY STUPID to get that kind of divorce settlement. I certianly don't feel any sympathy for this dumb dumb. Damn that is just idiotic.
And her lawyer should be disbarred. He/She's supposed to look out for the interest of their client. That lawyer did none of that. How the fuck do you practice law, divorce law, and not try to strip that cheating husband for all that he's worth?
Oh nm. I had forgotten about crazy eyes.
I'm lost. Who the fuck are these people? I feel lik I just interupted a conversation. No clue what the fuck MK's talking about.
I'll never understand people who HAVE to get back at their ex over and over and over again. Move the fuck on!
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The letter from an ex-jump off of Steve's is even juicer, waaay to much TMI, Lady:
http://theybf.com/2011/01/21/steve-harveys-ex-wife-of-16-years-blasts-st...
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I don't have to press play to know that the only song that will be playing is the Bitter Bitch Overture.
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Mary actually had the SAME divorce attorney as her husband (Dumb mistake No 1)
She claims she was not aware of her rights to hire an independent lawyer (Dumb as fuck mistake No 2)
She divorces a pass the peen MILLIONAIRE after 10 yrs of marriage with whom she had a son with and got a pitiful 1,000 a month for child support
DUMB AS FUCK mistake No 3)
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:22pm.
Maybe Mary should have kept it together when it came time to plead her case that she helped Steve build his whatever the fuck. She couldn't focus? She just cried and cried? NOW she's cool as a cucumber. WTF?
She must have had the worst lawyer EVER, to lose it all when her husband was philandering with that nose-job having bitch.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Lawdy Lawdy, don't even know how or where to begin to comment on this hot mess.
Maybe Mary should have kept it together when it came time to plead her case that she helped Steve build his whatever the fuck. She couldn't focus? She just cried and cried? NOW she's cool as a cucumber. WTF?
She must have had the worst lawyer EVER, to lose it all when her husband was philandering with that nose-job having bitch.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I am confused. Steve Harvey divorced this lady Mary and married Marjorie in 2007.
A) Why is Mary posting this now?
B) Why is Steve suing her? It seems like a frivolous lawsuit?
C) Why the fuck did I sit through even 4 minutes of part 1 of this fuckery?!
I don't have a clue as to who ANY of the aforementioned people are so I will mosey on back for the next post.
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I'm sorry, but what's this post about. No geninuely don't understand. It might help if I recognised the people...........
With shame I admit, that i have read the Steve Harveys book "Act like a lady, think like a man" (or something like that) and he says in there, if your women doesnt put out for three months, you get a free pass to get pussy elsewhere. Just sayin.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
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good thing I didn't go to school to be a psychologist. what a waste of $. I am sure they are losing their jobs thanks to Youtube. lol
I have a rant Ima youtube my feelings.
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