Monday, January 24th 2011

Golden Voice Has Quit Rehab

Ted Williams, the homeless man turned America's sweetheart, vowed to Dr. Phil earlier this month to get clean, hop off the bottle for good and not take this second life opportunity for granted. Dr. Phil set Golden Voice up at a rehab facility in Texas and he was supposed to stay there a few months to deal with his addictions to booze and the bad shit. We weren't supposed to hear from Golden Voice until he sashays out of rehab in a few months and victoriously sings into the skies causing a flock of nightingales to fly around him. That's how the fairy tale was supposed to end. But the real truth is that Golden Voice has given a giant FUCK YOU to the medical professionals treating him in rehab and checked out of there after only two weeks.

TMZ says that Golden Voice is on his way to the airport now. Destination unknown. His girlfriend is also in rehab in California, so maybe he's headed there. There's also a chance that he's head to California to personally punch Dr. Philofshit in the DURR dome for sending him to a rehab facility that doesn't keep their kitchen stocked with Mac & Cheese. That would be considered a happy ending too.

Posted by: Michael K


LisaRose's picture

Very sad. :( Addiction to anything is difficult and this proves just how difficult.

________________
I Love You More
________________

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Do. Not. Care.

Next.

I cannot stop staring at his mouf

Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 9:08pm.- LAUGHED at that, so true.

Stupid instant celebrity nicknames... so long Golden Voice, hello TED!

Queef Richards's picture

I truly hope for the best for Ted, and I hope the media will leave him alone and let him work out his demons in private. He needs a good social worker more than anything else. You cannot take an addict/alcoholic who has been on the street for years and just thrust them into the limelight. Halfway houses exist for a reason. He needed to slowly get acclimated back into society.

TheBreakdown's picture

The fairy tale ending is not to be, I guess. You can give people all the help in the world but until they realize it for themselves what needs to be fixed then there is no resolution.

And it would be a shame because he is clearly talented, but the demons will always be there in some shape or form.

***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals©

Kerfuffles's picture

Lol @ liberal fairy tale ending. Dems should probably start using WE LIKE FAIRY TALES ENDINGS VOTE FOR MOI on their campaigns.

Imma go eat my liberal soup now and take a nap on my liberal couch before it's time for my liberal class.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

There is an abundance of both sizemeat and fish available at AA meetings!

Kerfuffles's picture

Shit Tyrone. Get it together.

Eddie's picture

Please tell me they filmed that rehab, it would be reality gold

buddhistgirl69's picture

He has a face only Radio could love!

literarylioness's picture

Christmas is over-no one cares.

Poetry Night at Starbucks
*clears throat*
I found this poem and I think it applies

a life that's wasted
a breath that's gone
he knows he's been fighting this addiction too long

he says he's sorry
he says he'll try
he thinks of a prayer and looks up to the sky

It hurts so much, he just can't stop
he shoots the drugs until he drops

Source: This Poem Is About The Struggle Of Heroin, Sad Poems on Addiction http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/sad/poetry.asp?poem=25508#ixzz1C1iR4jrE

CranberryAppleGirl's picture

Now I need to see the interview with his mother to see her expressions. I am not surprised that she did not get her hopes up again. There are only so many times you can put up with someone's addictions until you give up on them entirely. I had a bad feeling about this guy from the start, especially after reading about his ex-wife having four daughters alone while he continued to fuck up his life. It is hard for me to forgive deadbeat parents and people who aren't responsible enough to get their act together for their own kids' sake. When I found out he had lied about being sober, that was it for me, but I thought that he would at least try to stay in rehab this time around since the whole freakin' world was behind him, he was now in a really expensive luxury rehab facility, and had millions of dollars riding on him getting better. When life presents an opportunity like this, you better pull your shit together whether you want to or not. And he has a girlfriend who is also in rehab?! He needs to stop acting like Lindsay Lohan and cut these toxic people out of his life once and for all. If he doesn't it will only be his fault when he winds up bankrupt and homeless again. I wish someone would give me a huge break to become rich and famous simply because I can say a few lines with gravitas.

Just another rags to riches to rags story...I guess he picked a bad week to give up whippets.

I'm sure he's got a few bucks now...he can really go out and party like it's 1989!

He's probably under some overpass right now blasted out of his mind...it sucks to be you!

Freak Speely's picture

Damn, dude, things sure took a turn to shit quick with this story! This will not end well.

-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Newportjoey's picture

HILAROUS! He's a manipulating sociopath and has been for years. It's nice that the news cycle has resolved this crisis so quickly. To qoute ME....."Get OUT of my Fucking Emergency Room....Dirt Don't Die>:

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

gucci's picture

i can't believe he's going to go and fuck his life all over again.

___________________

"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."

Lena Horne

I agree with Mrs. Patrick Campbell
When I started at AA I was told to go to 90 meetings in 90 days, can't speak highly enough about the program (and I HATED the whole idea off AA until I needed it).

Maybe he is sabotaging himself because as soon as he got a little bit of fame, his kids showed up with their hands out. I wonder if any of his kids worried about him on freezing nights when he was sleeping on the streets?

Chirio's picture

I agree with most of you. Dr Phil is not the right dude to go to or nor does he have the right to tell someone else what to do. I saw some clips of Dr Phil and Golden voice, most of Dr Phil's crap was bullying in many ways. you cant scold someone on doing something they don't want to do.

Coma Caca!
----------------------------------

Kandykane's picture

I had hopes that Ted would be able to get clean and stay clean but I've been around enough people on the bad shit to know that the odds are stacked. Don't underestimate the brain damage that occurs as a result of drinkin and druggin ... sometimes they wanna change but just don't have the rationality or the inclination left to do it, no matter what. They get so far down in that hole that it IS their new normal.

Provolone's picture

Submitted by Lory on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 4:52pm.
Angelina should adopt him

--------------------
Yeah! Then he could add shooting up to his resumé...

hahaha.

*pictures Golden Voice singing "Golden Brown"*

I could tell in his voice with Mr. Phil he knew that
going to rehab for even two weeks would
Result in prolly millions lost. I bet
He saw Charlie sheen and was like I can
Smoke crack and show up on time and do my
Job..I would capitalize on it too - make
Millions in a year, put $2MM in a steel
bank account and then get $200K for
Celeb Rehab with Mr. Drew (hopefully
Reuniting Aaron Carter and Kari Anne Penice
and another $200K for sober living with Drew.

Lory's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 4:52pm.
Angelina should adopt him

--------------------
Yeah! Then he could add shooting up to his resumé...

_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.

joe shmoe's picture

30 years ago, Dr Phil may have started out with good intentions, but he's been corrupted by money and fame and now he's just a big, fat bully with his eye on the bottom line. He bulldozes and shames people into doing what he says is right for them and it's all tied up in a tidy little bow for public consumption, in under an hour.

He's an bad actor now, not a psychologist.
************

kokoskitten's picture

Angelina should adopt him and then we will have a happy ending and a Lifetime movie.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Awww, he's giving mainstream media the sads. No storybook ending? No book? No movie? No mansion? No trophy wife?

Dude is seriously cracked out to reject all the cash he coulda made off his story. Maybe he'll eventually get it together. If he had time to get an agent, they need to find his ass now while five people still give a shit.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Some people are homeless through no fault of their own. That's why it is hard for me to sympathize and give money to street peddlers because it goes to crack/booze.

Deb's picture

@jack-in-the-hat

Cool! That's a good thing, right?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Provolone's picture

When some guy climbs a mountain or goes base jumping and dies, they always say "he died doing what he loved."

Golden Voice loves drinking and smoking crack. So let him get his little shack in northeast bumblefuck and let him drink himself to death. It's what he LOVES to do. The universe demands it. Happy endings are only guaranteed when you tip your Vietnamese massage therapist, "human-interest nooz industrial complex" aka Matt Lauer.

BTW, i agree with people that think that rehab is nothing but a racket. It's vacation time for rich addicts. Dr. Drew should be drawn n quartered.

precociousmagpie's picture

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS

_________________________
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul
Think!"

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 4:18pm.
TEAM LIBERAL FAIRY TALE ENDINGS.

=====
TEAM DISNEY PRINCESSES DRUGGED AND HORNY!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Deb - as you were typing I heard the Doogie Houser theme song in mah brain.... LOfuckingL!!
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH

Gagecanada's picture

this is genuinely sad.

Wander Further - Drop by and see me!

Deb's picture

I think if we learn anything here at Dlisted, (besides best blowjob methods), it's that fame is a BITCH. It's hard on talented people who have a good emotional foundation. It's merciless on the less emotionally together. Look at poor Susan Boyle. I am offended that these so-called doctors, (Drew and Phil), use people's addictions and mental problems as entertainment. Jesus!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

P.T.Bull's picture

At least he didn't throw away as great a career as winehouse did. Dude chooses to drink, and this life unfolds accordingly.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

TEAM LIBERAL FAIRY TALE ENDINGS.

**************************************

Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green

Sookie's picture

*Hi-fives Stoney*

LMMFAO

________________________________________________
"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

jack-n-the-hat's picture

THIS IS CLEARLY PART OF THE LIBERAL AGENDA!!!!! THEY BE BREAKIN IN YO REHAB AND STEALIN YO HOMELESS....
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH

guest's picture

Well...he lasted longer than expected...but where's he going?

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Sams Mom's picture

Submitted by MattRyanForever on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:33pm.
What did anyone expect? I know everyone was hoping for a great liberal, fairy-tale ending, but the truth is that there are very specific reasons why some people are homeless, and Ted Williams is no exception.
________________________________________________________

Just for being the rational, nice person you are, here's a bag of dicks for you to suck.

Liberal my ass......

Submitted by MattRyanForever on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:33pm.
What did anyone expect? I know everyone was hoping for a great liberal, fairy-tale ending, but the truth is that there are very specific reasons why some people are homeless, and Ted Williams is no exception. You have to have burned every bridge, alienated every friend and family member and government support agency and faith-based charity and soup kitchen for your ass to be out on the streets.

======
Don't forget, if he doesn't believe in Jesus then he will go to hell forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Deb's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:53pm.
-----

Well said indeed.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:56pm.
"Rehab" (LOL) rarely gets or keeps anyone sober/clean for long.

The only thing that works are AA and NA - and they are both 100% free.

=====
There are other things that work, too, but most work around building a supportive social group. The whole "Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew, you are fucked forever now give me money for books, treatment, videos, etc. for the rest of your life" is bogus.

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:56pm.
"Rehab" (LOL) rarely gets or keeps anyone sober/clean for long.

The only thing that works are AA and NA - and they are both 100% free.
***********
I like it when I can agree with you. :D

************

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:56pm.
"Rehab" (LOL) rarely gets or keeps anyone sober/clean for long.

The only thing that works are AA and NA - and they are both 100% free.
________________________________

No sizemeat or fish??? We are impressed!!

moomarse's picture

Submitted by MattRyanForever on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 3:33pm.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck you say??? What does liberalism have to do with rehab and lying drug addicts???? You are a fucking dumbshit. And, NO. I am NOT a democrat or raging liberal.... Just sick of fucking people bitching about "the other side" and not willing to do anything themselves.

Besides, dlisted is for FUN, asshat!!! Not fucking Politics. Go to Rush's website or some such shit.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

Stoney's picture

*drives next to ted and locks door*

_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."