Kim Kardashian Gives To Khrist
Kim Kardashian's pillow case looks like a bronzer-based Shrouds of Turin when she gets up every morning, but that isn't her only contribution to religion. Kim tells CNN's Piers Morgan that she generously gives a piece of her fortune to a church in Calabasas, CA every year. Strangely enough, the church was set up by her mother/whore pusher Kris Jenner. Hmm. I'll take Holy Tax Fronts for $200, Mister Trebek.
Kim explains to Piers how she puts the TIT in tithes, "Whatever it is, I give 10 per cent away to the church and that's what I was taught. Every year. Absolutely. There's a charity that I work with a lot that I donate money all the time - the Dream Foundation - and my mum has helped create a church, so we help fund that, it's in Calabasas."
I looked up Our Lady of Perpetual Fame Whores, Church of the Poison Faces and The Kathedral of St. Big Ass in Calabasas, but nothing came up. That's a shame, because I really want to drop a coin in Kris' basket. I would sleep so much better tonight knowing that my coin went directly towards filling Kris' face with more blessed Botox.
via Daily Mail
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I give when I can to charity, but you shouldn't be bragging around about how much you give.
Isn't Kimmie a little too old to have mommy in almost every picture? Loathe Kris...and her 1960 shoepolish stewardess haircut. Mommy can take all the credit for propelling her daughter's career but did a bigger stage mom ever exist?
Submitted by OXA on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 2:41pm.
The Church of The Golden Shower is listed between The Church of the Dandy Dickup and the Tabernacle of Seacrest Secretions.
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FTW y'all are killing me here ;D
So it seems the Church of Satan has found a new mistress.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:05pm.
Jesus Christ, I just realized....why is she calling Kris "MUM?!"
It's from the Daily Mail. They "translate" because I guess Brits would read "mom" and have no idea what it meant.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 4:23pm.
oh, I also found out KK has psoriasis.
Perfection, eh?
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AAHAHAHA indeed!
Jesus Christ, I just realized....why is she calling Kris "MUM?!"
I smell a Kardassian Takes London spinoff.....
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Well shit, L. Ron was right all along. Wanna make some serious cash, start a church.
ETA IRS facts about church tax exempt status:
http://www.irs.gov/charities/churches/index.html
"I looked up Our Lady of Perpetual Fame Whores, Church of the Poison Faces and The Kathedral of St. Big Ass in Calabasas, but nothing came up.
I can't stop laughing......
The more I read about Kris, the more fascinated I become.
I was flipping through the toilet paper roll of Kardassian Konfidental the other day, and saw that Robert Kardashian met Kris and started dating her when she was a 17 year old flight attendant!
This woman has gone from fucking nothing to the reigning matriarch of the Hydra of our times...
Really, she does deserve a certain amount of respect.
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What the hell? A church? Just like Mel Gibson? And real people go every Sunday? Ha! Is the holy water actually piss?
damn, MK you are funny! This skanky whore more than likely just says she tithes...God really does not want her polluted ass money...He just sent me a text...that is the divine one...telling me to tell her to just go to the other place...NOW!! (I have an in with God like that..and God doth not liketh skanks...)Every time I see her the vibe I get is extreme desperation, extreme low self esteem...and she will for sure no doubt in my mind be an unmarried old hag...with the Wildenstein.2 face
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 2:47pm.
i'm still waiting for this family of hos to hit rock bottom.
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You will be waiting a lotg time, they know how to make money. Take E! only:
Keeping up with the Kardashians
Kourtney and Khloe take Miami
Kourtney and Kim take New York
Khloe and Lamar Wedding
The other Kim show-Spin Crowd?
What's with the nostrils of the woman next to her?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:25pm.
And I was raised to give 10% to the church to, but then I found out many years later that the church was using my money to tie up little boys and touch'em, so forgive me for backsliding just a tad!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:25pm.
I have never seen her sex tape, but for someone that got her claim to fame with a litle pee I have to admit the trick has gone far.
LOLL for real
Make sure to get that in now right around tax time... Yeah I donate too Kim. )
this family's only claim to fame is that their father represented that murdering psycho OJ... now they're stealing money from vulnerable people out there trying to find god??? DIAF whore
"Whore pusher Kris". That's the best name i have heard for her.
This family is despicable. Really. They dont contribute to anything in society but create junk, garbage and take away the oxygen from other living creatures.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
"Mum"? Really? That whole quote is bs. This bitch worships the church of Kim Kardashian. I can't believe I used to like this trick.
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the nerve of this bitches., I wish they go away
they are nothing but lairs.
Certain churches do tell you to give out 10% of your monthly earnings and when building their churches, they tell you to help out by giving material, I know this because I did help funding some chapels for a known religion, but I never got anything back , but my grandmother died helping this church and she never got anything back from them.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate
oh, I also found out KK has psoriasis.
Perfection, eh?
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Nothings wrong as far as I can see
You make it harder than it has to be
But I can't tell you why
- The Eagles
The Church of the Blessed Sodomy and Gonorrhea.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:19pm.
MK, put up a warning before posting pics of these plastic surgery Hagzillas.
A "JUMP!" after the post would be greatly appreciated.
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Second the motion. We should NEVER be forced to look at another pic of these wretched cretins.
Who are these two whores trying to fool? They hoard every dime they make for botox and liposuction. Useless twats.
I have never seen her sex tape, but for someone that got her claim to fame with a litle pee I have to admit the trick has gone far.
And her mama DOES have a limp noz. Can't she steal 5% of that 10% to get that fixed?
And I was raised to give 10% to the church to, but then I found out many years later that the church was using my money to tie up little boys and touch'em, so forgive me for backsliding just a tad!
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As if these pop culture leeches weren't sucking the life out of so many other things, they've had the audacity to start a fucking church?
More reason for me to be an atheist - any god in his/her right mind would've struck this family with lightning a long time ago. Or he's just one sick bastard who's pulling an Ashton on all of us.
MK, put up a warning before posting pics of these plastic surgery Hagzillas.
A "JUMP!" after the post would be greatly appreciated.
agirl, I believe Kris shares a surgeon with Tori Spelling. they have the same lopsided nostril!
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Nothings wrong as far as I can see
You make it harder than it has to be
But I can't tell you why
- The Eagles
The Church of Plastic Surgery?
I have a friend who works for Skechers, was there for the filming of Kim's Super Bowl commercial. Said she spent FOUR HOURS in the makeup chair- for a PONYTAIL!
he also said Kim was a complete bitch nightmare. I know, you are all as surprised as I am.
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Nothings wrong as far as I can see
You make it harder than it has to be
But I can't tell you why
- The Eagles
She is taking a page from L. Ron Hubbard.
He said: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion."
Each of us should start our own church and be exempt from paying taxes.
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The fuck? Yo mama started a church? Lemme guess, Joe Francis is the pastor.
Dear IRS,
Please get your pissiest, most disgruntled auditor on the case, asap.
Love,
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Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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A pious whore? Why does this slut get so much press? She's not an actress, model or musician. She strapped a mattress to her back like all whores do so why does the media treat her like she's special?
i'm still waiting for this family of hos to hit rock bottom.
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The Church of The Golden Shower is listed between The Church of the Dandy Dickup and the Tabernacle of Seacrest Secretions.
In this pic, Kim kind of looks like JLo (minus Jlo's pathetic sexy face).
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Q - did she *really* get peed on in her sex tape? Link please.
I looked up Our Lady of Perpetual Fame Whores, Church of the Poison Faces and The Kathedral of St. Big Ass in Calabasas, but nothing came up.
LMAO. Please don't ever stop, MK.
Kris' nostrils don't match. I think if you put what's left of her nose with what's left of Bruce Jenner's nose, you might have enough to make one normal sized nose.
Shit you'd think with their money and connections they'd have better plastic surgery.
I have suspicions about mega-churches. I have gone to church my whole life, and moved around a lot, and been to churches big and small. The smaller ones, in my humble opinion, tend to have pastors that are part of the community, live humbly, and don't preach every Sunday about why you should give the church all your money, and don't make you feel weird when they're passing the offering basket. Some of the bigger ones seem sincere, but some are shady. One time I went to a church in the Chicago suburbs with a friend...it was slightly charismatic (right there, I was a little weirded out), and decked out in bright white and gold everything, with a lot of satin and crystals. It looked like how Sean Combs probably envisions a church. Then the pastor (young guy wearing a pimped out white suit) starts talking and the ENTIRE sermon is about how if you give money to the church, you'll get twice as much back. I'm sorry, but I am PRETTY DARN SURE the Bible does not have a passage about how you can magically double your investment by donating to church. Scamming a-holes, giving church a bad name. Grrrr.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:54pm.
I have my issues with churches/religion in general.
I know a family who gets tons of help from a local catholic church and even gave their kid a full scholarship to one of the best private schools in the city. Neither of the parents work and yet they all have Iphones and brand new cars... Why is the church giving them money? makes no sense.
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By any chance are they Ukranian? I know from personally viewing and having a friend who works at the welfare office tell me stories of thier aggressive ways at working the system which they won't contribute to by actualy working for a wage.
A church????? They've started a church in Calabasas??
I think I'll visit it and pray for them to GO AWAY.
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Ok people I was 3 inches away from KK in Nobu she walked by me twice to go to the bathroom, and her ass aint big ok. she was wearing a bubble miniskirt though, she probably has a regular round black booty, she is tiny, short and skinny so the pictures are misleading I dont know why she looks regular in pictures
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
well, excuse me while I create a church where we do not belive in taxes. 100% of my income will be directly donated to the church of Our Lady of Scams.
urmomma
yes he was part of "the secret"
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Ok, haha! That's funny but I don't believe they were really ALL looking at her behind.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:52pm.
Life Changes Church? Sounds like it for menopausal women.
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Which makes total sense when you think about it.
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:19pm.
Um, "created" a church? Unless you're a pastor, priest, holy man, etc., WTF are you doing creating a church? This reeks of fraud. Man, I hate these people.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:56pm.
I'm so sad that gif won't open for me. :(
Don't click the link when its quoted. You have to click on my original posts link. It should work.
reg. the secret
3 people died in the retreat, not sure if a religion but a retreat is only baby steps away from one
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37626688/ns/dateline_nbc/
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma